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| ZapWire | |
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 That's him! He forgot his glasses because he was in a hurry though. | |
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| Title | Geeky Geek |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Arctic Tern |
| Faction | Awesome Penguin OS geek |
| Health | about 90% |
| Level | 1337 |
| Status | Doing something PWNsome with a computer. |
| Location | Freezeland |
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ZapWire is an Arctic tern residing in Freezeland, previously Ternville and Dorkugal. Unfortunately, not much known is about him due to a virus, specifically I-Love-You Flu sneezed deleted the records on him and the backups.
Background[]
ZapWire at a laptop
He was born in Ternville, but didn't like it there because of his uncomfortable glasses (Ternville glasses aren't very good) and and the fact he was socially awkward. He got an old computer with his allowance, which he upgraded components and installed Penguin OS on. He eventually wrote some shareware software for Penguin OS and became rich. With the money, he moved to Dorkugal. Then he bought some new glasses and some more computers. He is the only Arctic Tern there.
However, after seeing that Micro Hard and Soft had an illegal monopoly on computers
| The Most Awesome ZapWire | |
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| SERVICECREATURE | |
| Born | October 9th, 1990, Ternville |
| Considered The Most Awesome in | Freezeland, Dorkugal, Turtle Atoll |
| Promoted to The Most Awesome | July 16, 2009, Centriepistula by P. Benzin |
| Promoted because | Master of Open Source, founder of Walls and saving Freezeland's government from a system failure. |
| Known for | Penguin OS knowledge, implementation of free alternatives, being a genius. |
and they were immune because of law, he permanently moved to Freezeland.
He has a brother named LiveWire, and a X-Antibody named Xapwire.
Company[]
After Icebuntu was found, G realized that he cannot make it by himself, so he got Zapwire to get an elite force of nerds to make it. The company Ironical was born.
He has also joined SnowTek as a part-time employee.
Involvement[]
He was involved in Operation Operating: the Dorkugese Micro War on the Penguin OS side with Linus Porvalds and his followers. He also plays in the band Awesomesauce.
Recently, for inventing Walls, he now works at the Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature offices. His role there is IT administration.
Trivia[]
- He has a twin brother with the same name in another fictional universe. Director Benny doesn't approve.
- He owns a white puffle named Antinoir.
- He calls Bill Gates "EVILLLLLLLLLLL!", even though he hasn't heard of him.
- He is one of Mayor McFlapp's archnemeses, mostly due to that "Which operating system is better? debate". Unfortunately for the poor tern, the Mayor's prominent position as Narrator has caused a few boots to fly at ZapWire's head for the past few weeks...
- He is in the MMK.
Zapwire in MMK uniform.
- He owns a cottage in the tech bub of Freezeland, County Capann. He checks up on the latest foreign technologies. However, he made this is residence after being angered about Dorkugese law.
- He was the first to know about The Ones.
- People think he has Nerd Sickness. However, he was born nerdy.
- ZapWire has an obsession with refracting prisms.
See also[]
- Mayor McFlapp
- Penguin OS
- Doors
- Linus Porivalds
- Bill Gate$
| Leader: Alex12345a, TurtleShroom (penguin) |
| Teacher's Assistant: Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind, Babypuff, KingH10 |
| Hailers: Lobelia Sackville, Fake Tails6000, Fredrick, Ethan, Mabel von Injoface XVIII, 12yz12ab |
| Praisers: Speeddasher X, Bill Gate$, Fudd, Zoramask |
| Mega-Fans: Bucket, Taerar, Dan Beronews (May be promoted to Praiser) |
| Ordinary Members: Barkjon, Zapwire, Jolene Tan, Voltaire, Chill57181, Paul von Injoface,Bartholomew (rumoured ONLY), |
| Items: MMK Merchendise |
| Allies: Perry the Puffle, Mabelism |