This aircraft has been banned from flying[]
To the Ed Island Air Force,
The FAAA has inspected this aircraft, and has been deemed unsafe by our inspectors. The aircraft does meet safety standards of the FAAA, and is very awkward. Inspectors have noticed that with the wight of the cockpit on the tail, the weight of the crew will perhaps destroy the tail over time. No airstair or jetway can reach the cockpit, deeming it unsafe.
Thank you,
FAAA Board Chairman
YOU SWISSAIR![]
Dear Whoever is reading this,
I would like to advise you that you HAD JUST COPIED SWISSAIR AND MADE FUN OF IT.
Message from the RDA[]
Hello. This is the RDA. We are here to notify you that that Insignia on that plane is Illegal. It has the Royal Snoss Marking on it, as we also know we where also making a test aircraft prototype that just looks like yours. We are here to confiscate this aircraft, and are taking it back to Snowzerland. Thank you.
-- RDA Staff