Club Penguin Fan Universe

Talk to me here! and to you audience! *trys to direct a play but everything goes wrong* OH well.....Well Im going back to the fourth wall now.

Hello.[]

Hello Zenny,

I can't revert you even if I wanted to as that brother Director nemesis of mine, Benny, is in control of that. I only approve evil things.

And please, my sister is getting tired of your love letters. Should I persuade Lord Carrion to create a Zenny-hating robot of doom equipped with rocket launchers, tranquilizer darts and Deletion Missiles, or will you leave her alone?

Your choice.


Anti-Director Kenny von Injoface


Errr whats a rocket launcher? I know about deltion missiles and tranquilizer darts but whats a rocklauncher? -Zenny Joy

Friendship![]

Of course I'll be your friend!

Matthew von Injoface Here's a cookie!

logic[]

And how many people do you think will pay to see my father? I know that there are some who pay to avoid him. Putting him in the freak show wouldn't be a smooth move.

One puffle that I do take interest in is your X-antibody, Xenny. He can walk on walls. I want to know how many puffles can do that.

--Icarius O'vian

re:IQ[]

How did you insult him? You didn't call him anything wrong.

And genetic mutations are a beautiful thing. I had a puffle with seven eyes once. Three were on the back of her head.

By the way, I just got Zenny to join my show.

--Icarius O'vian

re:IQ[]

How did you insult him? You didn't call him anything wrong.

And genetic mutations are a beautiful thing. I had a puffle with seven eyes once. Three were on the back of her head.

By the way, I just got Xenny to join my show.

--Icarius O'vian

Apologies[]

I am sorry for insulting you Zenny. You are worthy. I will tell Chuck to stop making you cry. BTW wanna join my army?








--Flywish Cry to me!

Loosrer![]

Looser! Crybaby! Your a pathetic ecuse for a puffle! Mwa Mwa Puffle! Ha Ha! -Puffy

Meanie! -Zenny

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! You dare hurt Zenny? I will now hurt you!!! *Beats up Puffy* --Flywish THE First! FEAR ME AND WEEP!


(Punch beakoiski's stunts get in the way and Puffy is unharmed, but Flywish egts ran voer by a skateboard) -Beak

PWNED! *punches Zenny* -Puffy

Well I guess this is my time to shine!!! *Bites Puffy* --WishFlyX the greatest villain of all time!!!! Bwahahaha!!! I am evil and I also rock!

Hmmmmmmmmmm... *Kicks Puffy* --Xinston

(Once more, Punhc's stunts, they get ran over by a skateboard) -Beak

DOUBLE PWNED! *grabs Zenny and pulls somewhere* -Puffy

I can't believe I'm doing this but for the greater good *Plays piano music* --Chuck von Injoface

UUUUUUGHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Puffy

MAKE IT SOTP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP! -Zenny

I knew Puffy hated Piano music!!!! *Pretends to dance to polka music* --Chuck X

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Zenny

STOP! -Puffy

Tee Hee Hee!!! *super glues earmuffs to Zenny's ears* --Gruffy Yishran-Wish Tee hee hee!!! pranking Surray is fun!!!!


Thank you. -Zenny

UGH! YOUR LCUKY HOSE ARE GLUED! Heh Heh Heh...*PULLS ON EARMUFFS* -Puffy

AAAAAH! IT HRUTS! -Zenny

Tee hee hee *Pulls off Puffy's earmuffs and throws them far away* --Gruffy Yishran-Wish Tee hee hee!!! pranking Surray is fun!!!!


Did I hear Piano? 0_0 ZOMG TWO ZENNYS! Im gonna hurt thta one that looks mean *throws rocks at Puffy* --Surray Yishran II (PIANO MUSIC IS THE BEST!)


Good job Surray!!!! --Flywish THE First! FEAR ME AND WEEP!


GRRRR! *catches rock and throws it at Zenny* -Puffy

OWY! -Zenny

Well bye. --Surray Yishran II (PIANO MUSIC IS THE BEST!)


That is worse than when Sonic Xtreme was a Petguin named Radclaw1 and he would beat up his sister everyday. That kid needed to grow up. --Flywish THE First! FEAR ME AND WEEP!


I'm right here Flywish!!! --Sonic Xtreme

While there distracted (takes Hat) LOOK! ZENNY HAS A TEDDY! -Puffy

  • takes hat back and puts on really fast* WHAT TEDDY I HAVE NO TEDDY HEY LOOK A PUFFLE! -Zenny

Who cares if Zenny has a teddy? He's still cool!!! --Flywish THE First! FEAR ME AND WEEP!


I HAVE NO TEDDDY...............PUFFY DOES! -Zenny

I DO NOT!! -Puffy

You are pathetic[]

I hate you *makes you cry* --Chuck von Injoface-Wish I am where von Injofaces get their nastiness from along with my sister!!!!