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Screenhog
Screen-mounted pork
Screen-mounted pork
Conservation Status
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animal
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammal
Order: Artiodactyla
Family: Suidae
Genus: Sus
Species: scrofa
Subspecies: ordinatri
Trinomial Nomenclature
'''Sus scrofa ordinatri'''

Screenhogs (Sus scrofa ordinatri, literally swine pig computer) are pigs. They are unusual though, as they have a computer monitor on their sides.

Biologically, they are almost identical to a domestic pig.

Background[]

No one knows how they got to Antarctica. Some say they took a boat. Others say the Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature got tired and acted funny. How they could survive the frigid subzero temperatures in Antarctica is unknown.

No one also knows where they got the monitor. Some say it's a freak experiment. Some say Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature were having an oddness contest. Again, no one knows.

Involvement[]

Most Screeenhogs live in Monitorpig Country. Screenhogs are edible, but eating one is not reccomended unless you like the taste of copper, because Screenhogs taste like copper mixed with bacon in a blender.

Trivia[]

  • If you attempt to rip off their skin, it grows right back.
    • The piece you ripped however, turns to copper-flavoured bacon.
  • If you plug their tails into VGA sockets, they become living monitors.
  • Some can grow to a monitor pixel size of 1600x1200.
  • They have the computer swine!

See also[]

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