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ROFL Waffles image
Looks like a waffle, tastes like a waffle, but it's not a waffle..
Vital statistics
Type Waffle
Effects Euphoria
Source Why should I tell you?
Location Small brown paper bags.
Cost to buy $9000
Cost to sell $6

Rofl Waffles, R0ƒ£ W4ƒƒ£3$, or r0f1 WaFf13$ (pronounced Roh-full waffles) are mystical food items that generate euphoria. They are used as advanced weaponry by the Str00del Force and ammo for ROFLCOPTER guns. The Rofl Waffle is non lethal, but is classed as a Grade C Non-Tradeable Substance by the Antarctican health commission.

It is not advised to eat one of these. You will regret it.Lily8763's army asked Mr Cow2 if they can use some and ever scene they have used it in their weponery.


Yes, they are

Yes, they are.

It looks like a waffle, smells like a waffle, but it's not a waffle! It's a ROFL Waffle!

A ROFL Waffle, when launched from a ROFLCOPTER, can reach speeds of up to 600km/h. When it comes into contact with the enemy, high concentrations of nitrous oxide (a.k.a. laughing gas) are released from the waffle's crust and are subsequently inhaled by the victim, who begins to roll on the floor (or ground) laughing. This is the most effective version of non-lethal weaponry. The euphoria lasts only two minutes, not long enough to laugh to death.


  • The Str00del Force used these in the Great Darktonian Pie War.
  • Mr Cow2 loves to eat these waffles! 1. the gases and other effects don't effect him at all. 2. They are DELICOUS to him.
  • Doom Chef:uses these instead of real waffles