| r0f1 WaFfLEz | |
|---|---|
 Looks like a waffle, tastes like a waffle, but it's not a waffle.. | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Type | Waffle |
| Effects | Euphoria |
| Source | Why should I tell you? |
| Location | Small brown paper bags. |
| Cost to buy | $9000 |
| Cost to sell | $6 |
Rofl Waffles, R0ƒ£ W4ƒƒ£3$, or r0f1 WaFf13$ (pronounced Roh-full waffles) are mystical food items that generate euphoria. They are used as advanced weaponry by the Str00del Force and ammo for ROFLCOPTER guns. The Rofl Waffle is non lethal, but is classed as a Grade C Non-Tradeable Substance by the Antarctican health commission.
It is not advised to eat one of these. You will regret it.Lily8763's army asked Mr Cow2 if they can use some and ever scene they have used it in their weponery.
Description[]
Yes, they are.
It looks like a waffle, smells like a waffle, but it's not a waffle! It's a ROFL Waffle!
A ROFL Waffle, when launched from a ROFLCOPTER, can reach speeds of up to 600km/h. When it comes into contact with the enemy, high concentrations of nitrous oxide (a.k.a. laughing gas) are released from the waffle's crust and are subsequently inhaled by the victim, who begins to roll on the floor (or ground) laughing. This is the most effective version of non-lethal weaponry. The euphoria lasts only two minutes, not long enough to laugh to death.
Trivia[]
- ROFL MAH WAFFLEZ
- The Str00del Force used these in the Great Darktonian Pie War.
- Mr Cow2 loves to eat these waffles! 1. the gases and other effects don't effect him at all. 2. They are DELICOUS to him.
- Doom Chef:uses these instead of real waffles
Links[]
| Leader:* Captain Str00del |
| Link Division:* Link, Linky, Newman |
| Really Evil Members: Chlorine, Mother of the Puppets, Copier Guy, Mr. Unknown, Serious Cat |
| Evil Members: Casey, Flamehopper,Sad-Face 141, The Ghost Gang, Pink Persons, Destroyer of pankakzes24, Pufflezzz, Randall, Ernie, Toaster223, Willow546 |
| Good Members*: Mister Bean, Hannah Montana, Three Head Banging Drivers, Str!ng, Chlorine2, Master McWaffle, Mister Lobaloba |
| Honorary Members*: Professor Zlo Shroomsky, Melvin Turtleheimer, Billy Mays, Communist Poker Face |
| Pathetic Members: Sergeant Str00del, Sp00nzoid*, Ghost Penguin, Fredrick, Sanitypenguin (SP Wannabe) Alxeedoo Spammer, M0AR KRABS* |
| Items: Strudel, Spam Bombs, ROFLCOPTER WEAPON and ROFLCOPTER COPTER (which both go SOI SOI SOI), ROFL Waffles, G0T stR00del?, Amac Video |
| Places Waffleland |
| Wannabes: Slumolia, Hobos of The Slums, Ben (rejected), Super nOOb123, Flywish (rejected) |
| * = Reformation to Good |