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The following database consists of paitients subjected to Ned and Natalie's MusicaBrain 3000 device and the songs they sang while attached to it. Join in! Please add a link or video so that we may listen better!

P. Benzin[]

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<MELODY FOUND: ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA>

P.O.P.E. begins singing.

Paaaaayyyyy............ yyyyooouuuurrrr................ bbiillsss...... COME ON! Pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up PAY UP NOW!

Ten........ months......... long............. WAITING! Bishops waiting come on now and pay that cash to us!

Or........ else......... you'll........ BE SAD!! 'Twill be no.... more phones.... we'll shut them off...... -- ooorrrr..... yyoouurrrrr...... FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

<.....END PLAYBACK.........>

*P.O.P.E. finishes long note and passes out.*

Charles and Director Benny[]

These two were hooked up together as a duet to finally solve the mysterious taxpayer's money that went to Absolute Thespian Islet.

The MB3K scanned the mind of Charles to find memories of funding, then did the same with Benny, and with this, they generated a duet to reveal THE TRUTH.

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Director Benny: You see my friends, throughout his career Charles' show was inexplicably unfunded.

Director Benny {morbidly off-key}: My brother Charles could never come up with approval and show funding, even though his show was true high graded aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt.......

Director Benny {morbidly off-key): Yet he lacked finance, so I took up his chance, and took your tax to make ATI ssssssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttttt.

Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: Oh yeah! He extracted your taxes and a choice primetime channel. He bought ca-mer-as and contracted the ppppaaarrrttt... he even bought HD syndication...

Director Benny {morbidly off-key): So he got onto the station!

Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: I gained my public funded taxpayer start. Oh yeah.

Charles: GOODNIGHT UNIVERSAL BUREAU OF FICTITIOUS LITERATURE!

<.....END PLAYBACK.......>

Kwiksilver[]

It so happened that the MusicaBrain 3000, when connected to Kwiksilver, explored a side of him we've never seen. His Hopeless Romantic. This song concerns a girl Kwik has a crush on at his freelance workplace, the Bureau of Fiction's Department of Time.

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<MELODY FOUND: My Freeze Ray>

Kwiksilver begins singing.

Speaking:Does she even know you're...

Pauses

Working Day

See you there

In a rift

Wondering...

Wanna say

Love the hair

Here I go

Mumbling

With my Vortex' I will stop

the world

With my Vortex' I will find the time to find the words to

Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

Gah, what's the phrase...

Like a phreak

Kinda new

Semi-insane

Anyways...

With my Vortex' I will stop

the pain

It's not a temporal shift or a TARDIS

That's so Doctor Dock!

I just think you need time to slow

To see I'm the guy to make it real

Adventures you don't dare to see

I'll bend time and space to our will

And we'll make time

stand

STIIIIIILL-LLLLLL-LLLLLLLL!!!!

Instrumental.

That's the plan.

Time and space

You and me

Any day

Love your hair

A female voice can be heard from somewhere else in the Bureau: "What?"

Uh, I, I love the air. Hah!

With my Vortex' I will stop-

The power goes out.

Hat Pop[]

HP made this song up and sings it quietly to herself when she's bored. Nobody knows of this song... until now...

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<PROCESSING MELODY.........

<MELODY FOUND: PERRY THE PLATYPUS'S THEME SONG>

Hat Pop begins singing.

She's a semi-heroic, rollbackin' user of action...

Background voices: Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo Bah, Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo Bah

She's a fearless rabbit ninja, who scares the vandals away-ay-ay!

She'll do anything you ask, she's got her bunny ears and a mask;

And the others laugh, whenever they hear her say...

"Aw, Snickerdoodles!"

She's Hat Pop! Hat Pop the Bureaucrat!

(Mayor McFlapp: but you are to call her HP)

Hat Pop!

(I said you can call her HP!)

She's HP!

<.....END PLAYBACK.........><poem>

Willy the Penguin[]

This just shows that Willy has a weird side that is too weird for society.

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<MELODY FOUND: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc]]>

Willy begins singing.

"Booopy doo boopy doo boopy doo."

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"I've got this feeling that I should eat a cupcake"

"So that we can have muffins a little later."

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"It's entirely great, it's everywhere.."

"It's not what'd you think....."

The machine broke after that. But it was fixed.

Pop Cat[]

While Pop Cat was at BoF he accctidentally fliped on the machine

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<Error>

Tails6000[]

This is mainly something that proves he is the fastest penguin alive

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<[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4jd0UWGPgY PROCESSING MELODY>

<[1] Melody Found! "Fastest Thing Alive"

<-PLAYBACK...................?>

2nd Song Scan

<[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ePS0H0SPc MELODY FOUND! Sonic Underground">

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TSP[]

1[]

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<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: TSP's Rant-a-rama>

Music begins.

Let's get a-blocking! Ha, let's get a-blocking, IN HERE!

My word, there's vandals vandals and vandals vandals and vandals vandals and vandals vandals!

I say, "Don't you read?"

You say, "There's no need."

I say, "READ THE RULES!"

I say, "Block's a-go. No swears, don't you know!"

I say, "READ THE RULES!"

Stability, that's what matters to me!

Enforcing stability!

Stabiltiy, don't mess with flawed policy!

Paramount stability!

The edits flowing at the speed of sound, now that's something I can stand!

Peace goes flowing all around, the happiness it makes it gra- aaa- annnnddd!!!

...-and then all will be okay. I want to be your friend all right! Don't you worry at all, I only block vandals who spam and fall, all right?

CENSOR!

Don't you wish your leader was clean like me? Don't you wish your leader enforced decency?

Don't you? Don't you?

Don't you wish your leader was kind like me? Don't you wish your leader was fun like me?

Don't you? Don't you, don't you, don't you?

Somebody told me, you did some butter, even though I battled for you last Easter Sunday, of last year!

Why did you do it, why did you do it, using me with evil abound?

...SPAM!

I guarentee fun a lot! Go and rollback that vandal slop! Thanks friend, now please don't stop! Keep going and quit you'll not!

Oh! Quitting happens a lot! They see strife and Walrus rot! One taste of unpleasent spot! Return, I guess they'll not!

When the crown causes sadness, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot!

If the sadness tries to get you, write a resign jot, write a resign jot!

Hey Mister User, thank you for serving, come Mister User get promoted one rank up!

I am proud and I'll see you tomorrow, come Mister User or should I say sysop!

Hey Mister! Please Mister User, tell me if you accept, become a sysop!

They took my power! (they took my power)

Saint helped me free! (helped me free)

-and then they posted Un-CP! (Un-CP!)

It was an o'-throwal, I left that town! So shame on thee!

Now I'm not saying she's a sockpuppet, but she resembles that old bloke, bloke!

Blockage for infinity. There was a need!

Enforce that there policy. Censor indeed!

You're breaking the rules, you see. So I warn thee!

I'll censor that thing....

-and IIIIIIIIIIIII beeeeeeellllliiiieeeeevvvveeeee she's a

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!

Ned and Natalie: HEY! The machine's broken!

Mayor McFlapp: Maybe you'll have to unplug, wot!

(TS continues saying "SOCK SOCK PUPPET". Ned, Natalie, and Mayor McFlapp cover their ears.)

Mayor McFlapp: Ahh, stupid bally junk!

(Mayor McFlapp unplugs the MB3K, TSP stops.)

<.....END PLAYBACK.........>

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A long, long time ago... I can still remember how that Weekee used to make me smile.

...-and I sat upon my grand throne, and the users edits made me dance

and all was real productive, for a while.

-but Novemeber, to my horror, Demon Penguins rose from the floor-er.

One slept on evil's doorstep, I couldn't take that kind of hep!

I can't remember if I sighed when I raised the flag with Dictate cry,

-but my regime was so despised... the day... the Weekee... died.

So bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

Five Crisis inside that hub

-and to each one there I banned and shoved

-because my morales told me so.

-oh do you remember Crisis Four

When Slow Poke kicked him out the door?

Yet I helped to save my friend, once mooorrreee....

-and I know that you assisted Ben,

Your IP even told me when!

Your name was Barn Owls Rule,

As promoter I was a foooolll!

I was a dictator with no luck,

When I tried to appoint some rules of yuck.

-and Top Agents messed it up,

it helped, the Weekee die!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

Now, for two years I sat on that throne,

-Barkjon's gone and I'm alone.

Though that's not how it used to be...

When Saint Robbsi ran, no tyranny! It worked, and there was no regime...

-and the voice, it came from hierarchy...

Then Robbsi, he just left that town!

Upon my head, he placed a crown!

-with Barkjon, I did learn,

The Weekee's codes and burns!

As I started to a-make my mark,

Ten promos came with a spark,

The first Crisis, what a snark.

It helped, the Weekee die!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

Vandal's helpers they swept the shelter

- spammed beyond the farthest yelper.

Some may remain, and alaasssssss.......................

My rulings gone, my time had passed.

The villains tried to act real crass,

-yet I banned them and remained upon the maaassssttt....

Now the Ministry made Uber fume,

I fought got banished from the room.

I almost got up to scream, OH, but I was losing my regime!

For, the Walrus masses took the field,

They were Str00deled, refused to yield!

Do you recall the MOW revealed?

It made, the Weekee die!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

So, Uberfuzzy put me in my place.

The MOW disbanded, I'd lost the race.

My time in office was running thin.

So come on, stay in office, don't you quit!

Stand and fight and defend it!

For, Str00del was my last and final stand...

Oh, as I saw that wisdom page,

I began to diminish all my rage.

That mushroom, I could tell, was a syntex man as well!

So as unstable laws fell left-and-right.

I knew that I had lost in the fight,

-I saw haters laughing with delight.

Some day, this site would die!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

......................

I met a bird, his feathers blue.

He showed me a world, 'twas happy too.

-the Dictator, he left thay day.

Yet I came back again once more

-and saw an advert for eyesore!

It was evil, made me nauseous, 'twas unho-layyyyyy.....

So in the maze the users screamed.

Supporters cried and reformers dreamed...

The flag was lowered, no jokin'...

-the system, it was broken...

-and the three birds I admired most...

Robbsi, Bark, and V-Rex's ghost.

They disappeared from the server's host.

The day, our Weekee, died.

They were mourning...........

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...

See the Fanon!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob!

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job!

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,~

-and that's how the Wikee did die!

Arachnid Boy[]

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Arachnid, Arachnid

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like fish

Look Out!

Here comes Arachnid Boy!!!!

Is he PWNSOME?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he jump over your head

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Arachnid!!!!

In the chill of day

At the scene of a crime

He arrives just in time!!!!

Arachnid, Arachnid

Friendly neighborhood Arachnid

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Bruises is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a holdup

You'll find the ARACHNID BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Tsar MobileShroom I[]

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Gas, you sure did good

Building up the autos against your fiscal plight.

I guess you're not so strong,

Thinking the money would flow

All day and night.

You were putting all your loot and funds on the line

Said you'd had the dimes,

You could pay the fines

-and stay in the grind.

Well I guess that it's tough,

YOU'RE BANKRUPT!

Buy buy, cars,

Feds take you over

Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your Ego took a whack,

-and that's a fact!

We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills

In the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy.....

Don't think all those fears

From your cheap army here

Will stop the score.

You'll find your wads of cash

In a giant stash

Where your yachts are moored.

Gas what did you expect us to do?

Just sit around

Foreclose castle too?

Well, I'm through hearing you

whine it's not fair.

It's my job as Czar

To steal your car!

Buy buy, cars,

Feds take you over

Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your ego took a whack,

-and that's a fact!

We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills in the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy.....

Go file bankrupt, I guess.

I've done my quest

-and swiped your part.

So let's get this restructure start buy cars,

Feds take you over

Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your ego took a whack,

You can count on that!

We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills in the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy buy.....

Happyface[]

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Happyfce is hanging out with Zapwire, when he follows hi into a secret entrance. He realizes his trapped in an MMK meeting place, and music begins to play in his mind.

At the committee, hanging with Zapwire

Dream of Fishway, lung's are on fire

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

Clansmen crowd me, give me some space!

And catch my breath, they come closer from behind

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Mocked by the cruelest, too scared to cry

Mabel's your icon says your birthright

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

No lipid drumming on her fur its finite

You feel her fur, you fall and faint

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

(hungry for Mabel

Hungry for Mabel

Hungry for Mabel)

Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel......

Happyface screams and starts punching the MMK members, destroying their Mabel Memorial

Explorer 767[]

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I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!

All users all over the site, original Explorer giving an address, yo!

I love how all the users tell their stories, and when you tell your stories, you gonna tell them nice, and fluent, and clearly! All right?

You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!

USER!

Rollback and delete, rollback and rollback and rollback and delete! C'mon!

Rollback and delete, rollback and rollback and rollback and delete!

Nice trick, fantastic, a character you're writing how long is it?

WHAT?!?

I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!

Instrumental

You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!

HQA: that's what I'm talkin' about!

Info box: you need to write that all out!

Add an image: now that's what makes us shout!

Got an idea: well don't sit there and pout!

Well you sit at bay, start to edit, write that text and tell all it!

User that's nice and you've got a good trick, a character you're writing how long is it?

Well you sit at bay, start to edit, write that text and tale all it!

User that's nice and you've got a good trick, a character you're writing how long is it?

OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, HE LIKES TO EDIT EDIT, SHE LIKES TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!

THEY LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE- wait, I? Did I do "I"? I think I did "I like to"... hmm, I like... We? What about we? They, we've done they...

Wait, I have another, here's another... them? Is that grammatically correct? THEM LIKE TO EDIT EDIT?

I'll make Benny mad: THEM LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, WE LIKE TO EDIT EDIT... err...

There's got to be another way... needs to be far worse grammar... us? Will "us" make him angry?

US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT! That's the one!

US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO: EDIT!

EDIT! EDIT! EDIT EDIT! EDIT! EDIT!

Okay, then. While I'm here, I'll tell you a little story. It's a small story TSP used to tell me, he was a Dictator in that time...

I first joined, probably about... a year or so ago... as an IP Address, yeah. I remember that things changed a lot.

In those days, it wasn't so complex. There wasn't a Bureau or the latest stock, and what kind of things you were writing, and who had the latest new idea they put up. You know, in those days it was just and a couple of long-time users, writing a new country, you know.

Write new country! Write new country! Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo! EDIT!

You really think this song is never gonna end? Well, it is. In three, two, one...

Not bad, huh? I like it.

Ninjinian[]

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My tummy... will never be so small, cause cookies came, and made me change.

The way they taste, the way they smell, I cannot explain the things I feel for them...

But cookies, you know they're good. Stay with me, fulfill my beak, and they'll be all I need.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, tastes so right, I've searched for the perfect food all my life,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it smells sooooo nice. Have finally found my perfect food is them...,

Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,

Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,

In time I knew that nourish they'd bring. This tastiness to me,

I tried to keep my sanity, I ate messily..

Cookies, you know it seems. My life is so complete, A food that's true because of me. Keep doing what they do (being tasty)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think that I. Have finally found the perfect food I searched for all, perfect fooooodd....

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think I'd find. Such a perfect food that's so right,