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| Herman Munster | |
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| [[|250px]] 'OOH EE OOH AH AH OOH AH AH WALLA WALLA BING BANG.' | |
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| Title | Witch Doctor |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Walrus |
| Faction | Minion of the Walrus Crime Ring |
| Health | Fat |
| Level | OOH EE OOH AH AH TING TANG TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG. |
| Status | Doing some sort of loopy spell. |
| Location | Walrus Warehouse |
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Herman's Theme
Herman Munster is a goofy random walrus and official Witch Doctor of the Walrus Crime Ring. He can be found in the Walrus Warehouse. He all though not very smart after many years of trying has finnialy been able to practice you could say medicine in a way.He is known for sputtering out jibberis that no one else can understand he says will cure people of "BAH PROBLEMS!!!!".Hes known as Munster for his unnessesary and inefficient ways of healing but he only does this because hes not smart enough to figure out real medicine.
Background[]
Herman, like all other Walruses, immigrated to Antarctica through hacking measures. He had always wanted to be a doctor, but lacked the intellectual capacity to practice medicine. He went to the nearest Quack doctor, but even selling fake medicine was above his knowledge. Disappointed but not willing to give up, he went home and consulted an old book of "COC-abiding spells" and realized he could practice medicine via chants and other inefficient manners of superstition. His office is now in the Walrus Crime Ring. He gives free healthcare to Walrus minions, but charges 1000 coins an hour for good creatures.Soon after joining the WALRI he realised that all evil creatures in persuit of hacking and lulz deserve free health care so he now not only gives free healthcare to all walri and other hacking,vandlising,and other wise evil creatures but still charges 1000 coins an hour for good creatures.
Involvement[]
Herman sits in his weirdly decorated office, waiting for someone with an illness or condition to come in. The paitient will explain their condition, Herman would listem, then check one of his many volumes of spell-books to find one that may or may not (usually not) work.After desiding what will be the right way to cure his paitient he cotinues with chanting,dancing,and loud music until one of his COC-abiding spells work all though usualy even when he says they work they dont but in rare cases they do so if your an evil creature and you dont want to pay your doctor 50 for just a check up its worth it to try Herman's spells however paitients should be warned in rare cases in mumbo-jumbo can result in dissyness,drossyness,vometing,puking,sleeping to much,vulnarability to various types of ditto,weakness,seeing strange green creatures doing jigs around your living room, and other strang side-effects.
Trivia[]
- Hes known to be very goofy and is a practitioner of the dark art know as HOBO-GRAMMAR
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