Great Darktonian Pie War

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The Final Showdown
Date March 30 - April 2 2009 Location PBJT Valley Result Happy Ending Casus belli Darktan wanted to take over all of Antarctica! Territorial changes Darktonian Realm renamed Province of Pastry
Combatants
All the good guys: Explorer Fred Happyface Billy Mays Barkjon Tails6000 Speeddasher Kwiksilver Ninjinian Blizzard Austin8310 Willy the Penguin Frosian Warriors Guymed EDFan12345	The side of evil: Darktan, Metal Explorer , Manny Peng, and STINC.	High Penguin Remnant Army, Ancient High Penguins out of Exile Zero Reverse Army , TerraMount Military Forces Terra Federationn Enforcer Corps
Commanders
Professor Shroomsky Luce	Darktan Maledict	Triskelle, Finwë, Ulmos, Jackio, Ninjinian (for Zero Reverse), James Macworth
Strength
Hundreds of Thousands of Good and Eager Creatures of All Species, great and small.	Around 1,000,000 villains and baddies, including the army and others.	6000 High Penguins, Over 10000 Garments of Clothes, 1st Legion, UnitedTerra Forces and Allies
Casualties
A lot of bruises, scars, wounds, pie stains, EDFan had a broken leg, nothing too bad though.	PWNage, loss of dignity, bruises, scars, wounds, pie stains, nothing too bad though.	Nausea from cleaning product fumes, pie stains, nothing too bad though.
They fought with pies! Also the largest war where no one died.

King Dedede's Theme -- Trance

Explorer's theme during the war.

Star Wars Theme Song By John Williams

The actual theme of the good guys.

Marx's Theme -- Remix

The theme of the Darktonian Army.

The Great Darktonian Pie War, officially designated "The Final Showdown" by the High Penguins, sometimes called Dagor Dagorath, is a last ditch attempt, with every good creature in Antarctica plus the Str00del Force, the Jerks, The Leader and even the Dark Penguins facing off against Darktan and his minions. Also, FW has joined the fight.

It was a long war, because King Triskelle, their Navy, and every High Penguin except Luce fled to their homeland of Arda.

Luce claims that this is the fabled "Dagor Dagorath" (the Battle of Battles).

However there were no serious injuries during the conflict.

A game was released in Freezeland about it.

Story

The whole story is divided into the chapters linked below:

• Great Darktonian Pie War/Prologue
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 1
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 2
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 3
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 4
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 5
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 6
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 7
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 8
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 9
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 10
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 11
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 12
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 13
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 14
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 15
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 16
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 17
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 18
• Great Darktonian Pie War/Chapter 19

See also

• Luce

• Silmaril

• Professor Shroomsky

• Turtleheimer

• King Triskelle

• Darktan

• Str00del Force

• Other Participants

• Great Darktonian Pie War/Archived Inclusions

• Great Darktonian Pie War/Story Structure

 Warfare 

Hand-held weapons: Banana Blaster, Snowball Gun, Fruit Blaster, Knicicle, Keysaber, Pie Guns, Ice Blade, Freeze Ray, Bayonet, KEI Cannon, Flamethrower, Pancake Launcher, Starcicle Dark sword of your doom add more

Vehicles: Pie Tank, Wheelbarrel, MEAP, AMOEBA, LATTU, Judgey Tank, Ditto Tank, Avatar (Mech), Avatar Warmech V2, Crawler, All-Purpose Snow Cat, Rescue Vehicles add more

Missiles and Bombs: Deletion Missile, Deletion Slicer Missile, KZT XXX, T.H.I.S., Heat Missile, Freeze Missile, Glue Missile, Ditto Missile, Deletion Slicer Missile, Snowzer Cheese, Flywish Property Missle, Shadow Missile, Deluge Missile, EXPECTSEALS Ditto Nuke, Powerbomb, Ditto Grenade add more

Weapons of Mass Destruction: XXX, Freeze Missile, Heat Missile, 50-megaton delete nuke, Avatar Warmech V2, Mega PWN Cannon,Dark sword of your doom

Tank Shells: Judgies, Pies, OxiPie

Chemicals: Ditto, Ditto Plus, Ditto Snowball, Ditto Gas add more

Wars: Great Darktonian Pie War, Khanzem, Twilight and Shadow, Eastshield Missile Crisis, Giant Swiss-Terrain Cookie War, Great Wishing Hun Conflict, Great Snowzerland War I, Great Snowzerland War II, Great Snowzerland War III, The Final Battle add more

Misc.: Deletion Flux Crystal, Z-similation, CyberVoid, Mecha-Peng add more

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