William H. Gate$ III | |
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Vital statistics | |
Title | Founder of Microsoft |
Gender | Male |
Race | Human |
Faction | |
Health | Fantastic |
Level | 400 |
Status | |
Location | - |
Occupation | |
Interests | |
Friends | all of the good guys. (Including Devin203040506070puffle00XD.) |
Enemies | |
Archetype | Good. |
Bill Gates, the owner of a company said to be one of the best selling computer technology in the world, Micro$oft (even though it has never been seen by penguins), it is a best seller in the human world.
Background[]
Khanzem'$ FOURTH REICH![]
William H. Gates III | |
Chief Mark of Naughtzee Khanzem'$ FOURTH Reich!! | |
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Whoot Smackler Whoot appointed him on June 12, 2009. | |
Reign | June 14, 2009 - Present |
Coronation | June 14, 2009 |
Full name | Fuhrer Gate$ |
Predecessor | Whoot Smackler Whoot |
Heir | Steve Ballmer |
Consort | Melinda Gates |
Offspring | Windows |
Royal House | Microsoft, Inc. Monopolie |
Royal anthem | The Microsoft Sound |
Royal motto | Watch out |
Company Tactic$[]
Bill Gate$ will $teal your bu$ine$$ in a coniving, rude, and $leazy manner. For example, he $natched up Mockromedia by tricking their CEO to $ign "an in$urance paper", and bought Micro Hard and $oft with a 2,000,000 bribe. Companie$ he con$ider$ worth a purcha$e include Penguin O$ and Math$ter'$ mega-multi-million coin Computer Teaching Bu$ine$$. It i$ reccomended you get to role playing and $top it.
$ee also embrace, extend, extingui$h.
Quote$[]
- Hmm... the$e puffle$ look very profitable. Maybe I $hould buy out the right$ to $ell them and make a ton of money... or I $hould engineer my own $pecie$ of puffle...... yeah... in my image.
- No, I don't want any door$ in my hou$e. I wi$h to come in through over$ized window$. I'll pay you extra.
- What are you talking about? Monopoly is a game, I'm trying to take over the world.
- Who $aid Micro Hard an $oft never created a bug-free program? The Blue $creen of Death never, ever cra$he$!
McDoodle'S Clerk: Here'$ your fi$h burger, human.
Gate$: I'M $ICK OF THE$E MCDOODLE'$ CO$TUME$! I'll pay you thi$ much (hold$ out wad$ of ca$h, worth fifty thou$and fi$h) for you to take your $tupid co$tume off.
Clerk: O_O
Clerk $tart$ ripping hi$ feather$ (+McDooodle'$ Uniform) out.
At EFF
- "No thank$. I brought my own plate. (hold$ up $olid gold plate).
Bill Gate$: (to F) $o then I $aid, "that'$ not a Macinto$h, that'$ my WIFE! HA HA HA HA.... why aren't you laughing?
F: I don't get it.
Bill Gate$ hand$ a wad of ca$h to F, worth 100000 coin$.
F: HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, $ir!
Gate$: (to Mayor McFlapp) I've heard that you write prai$e or in$ult$ about people depending on your ta$te$ and opinion$ on them.
McFlapp: Aye, you'd be bally correct, but why, wot?
Gate$: Well, word on the a$phalt $ay$ that I am receiving negative comment$ on certain $ectuon$ of your magazine.
McFlapp: (Aware that Bill doe$n't know of the Fourth Wall) Aye, I have written a bally word o' two about you.
Gate$ hold$ up a briefca$e of ca$h, worth 2,000,000 pebble$.
Mayor McFlapp pau$e$ and flie$ off to the Narrator'$ Organ with the money.
BILL GATE$ I$ THE HANDE$OME$T, MO$T FLIPPIN' AWE$OME HUMAN IN THE UNIVER$E! GIVE HIM ALL YOUR BALLY RE$PECT AND BUY HI$ $OON-TO-BE-RELEA$ED PRODUCT$, WOT! I AM NOT JU$T AN ADVERTI$ER, I'M A BALLY CU$TOMER, WOT WOT!
Bill Gate$: ( To Freecie1) I'll Pay you five million coin$ for-
Freecie1: NO!
Bill Gate$: What about-
Freecie1: When $creenhog$ fly!
Bill Gate$: Okay, I'll u$e a time machine to-
Freecie1: I DON'T TALK ABOUT ECONOMIC$ WITH JERK$!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Gate$: (To KingH10) I'll give you 10 million coin$ for a day a$ king of Antarctica.
KingH10: Don't ask me. Ask Billybob!
Bill Gate$: Well, do you have a "nation"?
KingH10: Ye$, I do have one - hey! I know what you're doing!
*Runs away quickly*
Bill Gate$: Hey bro, Want to receive $ome ca$h?
Mcdonald$394: I don't get it.
Gate$ hold$ up a briefcase of ca$h filled with 25,000,000 fi$h for FREE!
Mcdonald$394: O_O
Mcdonald$ run$ away with the briefcase.
Trivia[]
- Billy Fence I $hiver$ everytime hi$ name i$ mentioned, a$ doe$ Gate$ when vice-ver$a. He and Gate$ apparently di$pi$e each other.
- It i$ $aid that he can buy anything. ANYTHING.
- He i$ con$idering $uing Billy Fence I for "copyright infringement", de$pite the fact he never broke a copyright in hi$ life.
- $lendar i$ terrified of him.
- Upon the mention of hi$ name, ZapWire $tarted $hrieking "EVIL, EEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!", even though he had never heard of him before.
- Police arre$ted Zapwire. Due to Bill Gate$ bringing them money and him being nice to everyone. 'EVERYONE.
- He wa$ once interviewed by MAI reporter$. He told them "Here'$ an idea. Do not $upport $teve Job$! He i$ AB$OULOUTELY CRAZY WITH APPLE$!!! (laugh$ hy$terically)". Everyone thought, wa$ it $uppo$ed to be Peach? In$tead of Apple? $peaking of apple$, what'$ an apple? It'$ not on Fruit I$land.
- He bought out Micro Hard and $oft in April 2009 for 2,000,000 pebble$.
- There'$ another cu$tomer willing to pay 3,000,000 pebble$. Bill Gate$ hate him.
- He wa$ featured a$ the villian in Re$turaunt Ru$h. He hate$ that game.
- When the P-BOX 360 first came out, Kaylie found them all $old out becau$e Bill had bought them all. When $he finally got her flipper$ on one, $he got revenge by freezing Bill'$ underwear.
- Once Fudd put Penguin O$ on Bill Gate$' computer. Bill wa$ so mad that he almo$t left for North America. (What i$ North America?)
- From re$earch, Bill Gate$ is not a villian. But $ome people think he is a villian. They are the people who had put the category "Villian$" here.
$ee al$o[]
- Doors 2008 and Doors 7.0
Leader: Alex12345a, TurtleShroom (penguin) |
Teacher's Assistant: Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind, Babypuff, KingH10 |
Hailers: Lobelia Sackville, Fake Tails6000, Fredrick, Ethan, Mabel von Injoface XVIII, 12yz12ab |
Praisers: Speeddasher X, Bill Gate$, Fudd, Zoramask |
Mega-Fans: Bucket, Taerar, Dan Beronews (May be promoted to Praiser) |
Ordinary Members: Barkjon, Zapwire, Jolene Tan, Voltaire, Chill57181, Paul von Injoface,Bartholomew (rumoured ONLY), |
Items: MMK Merchendise |
Allies: Perry the Puffle, Mabelism |