| Bartholomew | |
|---|---|
 Random Event Time! | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | none |
| Gender | male |
| Race | Type of Penguin |
| Faction | Himself |
| Health | Unknown |
| Level | Unknown |
| Status | Sending people into Random Events |
| Location | The Entire Universe (possibely others...) |
| Occupation | Random Events |
| Interests | Random Events,PIZZA! |
| Friends | None |
| Enemies | Director Benny |
| Archetype | Unknown |
Bartholomew involves Role-Play; leave a message on its talk page to talk with it!
Bartholomew is conspiracy theory of a penguin who supposedly controls more power than The Director Himself.he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the universe in order to teleport other penguins into Random Events.Random Events are short mingames in Parallel universes to Club Penguin often which in odd tasks the player must complete in order to escape the the place.Upon completion of the Random Event:A player is rewarded an item of some value and teleported back to where they were before being sucked into the event.It is theoryised that Bartholomew has the ability to teleport to any place in the universe seeing as he often abducts Director Benny from his often (which some figure it must be "For teh lulz").
Involvement[]
He can be seen in any place what so ever with in the CPFW wiki universe (or possibely others) abucting random penguins and sending them into his Random Events.He often takes special care to abduct Director Benny seeing as it annoys him so much.
Conspiracy[]
Taken from Conspiracy Theories for Conspiring Creatures:
is there possibely an unknow force out there this very second with powers and abilitys far succeeding the director himself?
It is all ready well know despite the BoF's attempt to cover it up the existance of a creature with the power to teleport anywhere with in the boundaries of this universe known as Bartholomew but possibely could their be more to his strange powers?
He has abducted Director Benny out of his own office several times before despite his attempts to block his teleportation so could this be evidence that there is a creature with power exceeding those of the director?
Deside for yourself,fellow reader.
Quotes[]
Quotes he uses right before teleporting a penguin into a Random Event
- "Care for a quick game?"
- "I once was a poor man,but then I found a Beta Hat..."
- "Three puffles siting on tree,which one leaves first?"
- "In the end,only the three-legged survived"
End of quotes used before abduction of a penguin
Director Benny: YOU @#$@^$@*&!!! I NEVER APROOVED OF YOUR RANDOM ABDUCTION OF PENGUINS!
Bartholomew: Your point would be....?
Director Benny:YOU @#%$(%@+*# AND YOUR #%$%*&!@$ RANDOM EVENTS!!!
Bartholomew: Say,care for a quick game Director?
Director Benny:NO! DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT! NO!
Director Benny gets teleported into a Random Event
Trivia[]
- He appears to be wearing a MMK robe.
See also[]
- He happens to be a parody of Uri from runescape and the random events of runescape.