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Future Auzziez Rulez
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Vital statistics
Title Future Auzziez Rulez
Gender Male
Race Adelie Penguin
Faction Unknown
Health Very poor
Level Homeless
Status Mentally unsound
Location In a van, down by the river.
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According to the Future, Auzziez Rulez will have a long and rough life.


Background[]

We don't know much about Future Auzziez Rulez yet, but probably will, in years time.
Things that are known about him as of now:

  • He will have low-end jobs until the age of fifty five, in which crushing debt will result in him being evicted and homeless.
  • He will be murdered at the age ninety one. Cause of death: food poisoning.
  • He will become a homeless hobo after he turns fifty five.
  • He will own an airplane, but will be forced to sell it to pay off his debt.
  • He will have mental issues once he loses his job.
  • Auzziez will blow most of his money on buying lamps. Why he did so is unknown. This lamp debt
  • Auzziez will recieve charitable donations starting at fifty six and will, like all old folks, be moved to Snowflake Valley Retirement Home when he hits fifty nine.

Involvement[]

This information will be mailed to Auzziez Rulez in about seven weeks. Poor penguin...


Trivia[]

  • As a hobo, he will live in a van, down by the river.
  • He will own a monocle which he will retain after he becomes homeless.
  • The Future Auzziez Rulez will own a time machine prior to becoming a hobo.
  • Most penguins don't make it past forty five; how Auzziez thrived after that age is up for debate.


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