| Al Gore | |
|---|---|
 OH NO! NOT THAT FREAK AGAIN! | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Oh bummer, it's |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Bean Human/homo sapiens doofus |
| Faction | Bean Human |
| Health | Good except mentally insane |
| Level | -100000000 |
| Status | Preaching doomsday theories |
| Location | Standing on a toilet seat |
| Occupation | Preaching doomsday theories |
| Interests | Global warming, money, doomsday theories |
| Friends | Himself, Bill Gate$, anyone who listens to him |
| Enemies | almost everybody |
| Archetype | Bad, stupid |
Al Gore is a preacher of doomsday theories and runs for a place in the South Pole Council. However almost nobody listens to him and nobody has voted for him yet.
Background[]
In a foreign country called America which is inhabited by Humans Al Gore was famous. He wrote books, made an award-winning film and even ran for President. But then he started going a little crazy. He thought that someday the whole earth would become a big desert. So he tried to promote his theory with a movie. It won many awards and he was very happy. But scientists started saying that the movie was full of lies and to prove them wrong Al Gore decided to make a movie about the south pole to show how hot it was. So off he went, sailing in his solar-powered ship. One day he was caught by Jerks who wrecked his ship and stranded him on the USA. Surprised at how cold it was at the south pole he decided that penguins must be very stupid and would fall for his theory. But nobody believed him. So he tried to make movies about global warming but just ended up getting fat from eating too much McDoodle's food.
Involvement[]
He stands on a toilet seat preaching doomsday theories to all that will hear him. He is also trying to make a movie and run for a position in the South Pole Council. He is usually laughed at and most sensible penguins don't buy his tall tales.
Trivia[]
- He says that he was once Vice President in a country called America. Nobody has the slightest clue what a Vice President is or what America is.
- He is currently suffering from Fat from eating too much McDoodle's and Burger Khan food