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Agent Meltie/Past (Little Rihanna)
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Awwwwww.
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Title Agent Meltie/Past (Little Rihanna)
Gender Female
Race Chick
Faction Meltissimo
Health Strong
Level Strong
Status SHE WAS IN THE PAST!
Location Her crib before she turned it into a chair.
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Rihanna was born on March 13, 1983. She became a young agent, and was always interested in a certain penguin commando quartet. She wanted to become an agent. One day, she came across her daddy's dark sunglasses and fedora and tried them on. Her dad took a picture. Later, when she was old enough, she posted it on her blog, but then deleted it because people said it looked dumb.

Background[]

Her father dropped her egg on some melting snow under the sun, and she got minor brain damage. At age three she was taken to a pediatrician. It turns out she was a n00b doctor, and instead of putting a certain ingredient in the Nummy Cake, she dropped in black licorice, her favorite snack. After she fed it to Rihanna, she began to turn gassy. The next thing you know, black diapers, black bibs, you name it, she had it. She was an evil toddler, and at age five, she built a chair out of her crib, grabbed her dad's fedora and glasses, put on black clothes, and signed up to be an agent.

Involvement[]

EVIL n00b!

Trivia[]

  • At age eleven, she burned her chair at a bonfire. THAT'S RIGHT!

See also[]

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