Censorship Killed a Good Story Arc

Censorship Killed a Good Story Arc is a musical lament sent to Holyberden by an anonmous writer. Despite being intended to poke fun at censorship and morality standards and sing of torture, it was well-recieved by TurtleShroom and his family and published as part of the family album, Whirlwind Tour.

Lyrics
 I'm a pro writer and a storyteller too, My epic plot lines will begin to captivate you, -but one thing in my tale is suggestive and too blue, st, (oh-oh-no)

He and his goons ran in and they surrounded me, Ranted and preached about stuff called decency, Thrown in a van and then I could no longer see,

(oh-oh-no)

He didn't like it!

(oh-oh-no)

So he just smites it!

Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc!

Villains came and stopped my art!

(oh-oh-oh-oh-no)

I woke up in some unknown amusement park, -and what I saw very nearly stopoed my heart, All of the cretins performing torture 'cause of art.

(oh-oh-oh)

It's just suggestive!

(no-no-no)

Ya heard of free speech?!

Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc!

In a van, in my office, There's no way to escape all of this!

(oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Instrumental)

Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc!

In a van, in my office, There's no way to escape all of this! -and if bad content they do not see, Someone still will censor mmeeeeeee!

(Instrumental)

Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc! Censorship killed a good story arc!

(song ends) 

Reception
As with the rest of Whirlwind Tour, scored mediocre ratings and did bring some controversy about the content.

(If you listen to this song, feel free to review.)

Trivia

 * This is a parody of Video Killed the Radio Star, by Buggles.