Great Snowzerland War IV

The Great Snowzerland IV was a great war that was actually not started by Snowzerland.

Prologue
It was another nice day in Frostize, and everyone in the royal palace was in a cheery mood, especially Jock Hochstadt. King Charles was being entertained by Clovis when Jock came into the throneroom to start the day.

Jock:"Good Morning, you're majesty."

King Charles:"Good Morning to you too, ArchBishop. Did you rest well?"

Jock:"Yes."

Clovis:"I can tell there is something that you want to tell us."

Jock:"That's right. It's a plan."

King:"Let's hear it!"

Jock:"This is about Snowzerland."

King:"Uh huh. Go on. This will be interesting."

Jock cleared his throat.

Jock:"Snowzerland, the country ruled by the Egotistical Kaiser...has been involved too much in Antarctica. He has annoyed us with his ludicrous wars that never succeed."

Clovis:"The First One Kinda did!"

Jock:"That War Failed anyways in the end. As I was saying, Snowzerland has been a Nuisance to Antarctica. I know that it will continue to do so if nobody takes action."

King Charles:"What are we to do about this? Snowzerland can do whatever it wants. We can't tell it what to do."

Jock:"That's the Problem. We can't tell it what to do no matter how much. That is why that it should come to an end."

Clovis and the King gasped.

King:"What? Destroy Snowzerland? This in ungrateful! The Snoss helped our country get out independance!"

Jock:"True, but if we keep trusting the Snoss, they will take over our country and it will be theirs."

Clovis:"The King and You would be out of power! I would be Unemployed!"

Jock:"Precisely. This is why we should Conquer Snowzerland for ourselves, and Drive SN out of power. Then, the threat will be gone."

King:"You know that it will be hard to conquer them when they have an army. It would take months of useless fighting."

Jock:"That is why we will ally with other countries that hate Snowzerland."

King:"You know, that is a brilliant idea. Phone in you allies, and even bring your Gang to get prepared for the Great War that is approaching."

Jock:"Yes, your Majesty!"

Chapter 1:The Allies Congregate
Happyface, Andy "Warlord" Price, and Corai arrived in Frostize for the Private meeting in the Palace's War Planning Room.

There where curtains covering the windows so that no one could see, and a locked door so that no one could come in.

Jock paced around the dim lit room.

HF:"So? What are we here for?"

Jock:"Swiss Ninja."

The Group felt uneasy as Jock gave them the spiel.

Jock:"Are we in this?"

Corai:"Yeah!"

HF:"Yup! We're going to PWN some Snoss Butt Tonight!"

Jock:"And you, Mr. Price?"

Price:"Let's do it!"

Some couple of days later, Swiss Ninja was at the rooftop of his elegant castle in Snowzerland. His bounty hunter companions where inside the Castle. He was tanning himself as a treat.

Swiss:"I love this beautiful Snoss Sun. There's nothing that can glorify me more than a tan that will attract the ladies!"

To be Continued!