Talk:Gaarg

Hello Penguins, my name is Gaarg, The Jezrux Quadrant's current leader.

As you may know, my dear city is suffering from a serious energy crisis. We originally used a large amount of the dance energy we harvest from the citizens of the USA, no, don't feel angry about what we do, we only do it so our people can stay alive.

If any of you have a clean, alternative energy we could use instead of dance energy, I will give an award of 80,00000 Ganzins, which is 10,0000 coins in your own currency.

We hope to hear from you, and please let it make sense, we already had a dime penguin suggest using strudels.

--Gaarg, leader of puffolians and The Jezrux Quadrant.