Club Penguin Fan Universe:Alex's Swearing Words

Alex001 sweared on the Shout Box on April 29, 2009, at around 3:07 UTC. Here, Alex explains the events and why so.

Event
It was minutes after his last edits, and somehow Alex001 gone nuts! He sweared, and ZapWire brings out the proof:

* [28 Apr]  It was REALLY good. You should note that core writings are Explorer's and Triskelle's stuff. * [28 Apr]  good night guys * [28 Apr]  I just issued a stream of insults to Happyface and his messengers in my message to Triskelle. * [28 Apr] ... v   * [28 Apr] ... Oops. * [28 Apr]  Hi Explorer and Turtle! * [28 Apr] ... are you still here? * [28 Apr] ... nevermind. I've got to go anyways * [28 Apr] ... See you tomorrow, my friends! * [28 Apr]  bye! * [28 Apr]  Check out my new item shop...   * [0:40]  Anybody on? * [1:19]  Anybody on? * [1:44]  Bugzy * [1:44] ... still on? * [1:57]  yea bro * [1:58] ... the burger analogy is makin me hungry * [3:07]  I love that section! It's very cool! * [3:19] ... fark u   * [3:19] ... bad burger * [3:20] ... Or in other words: Fuck you bad burger! * [3:20] ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- * [3:20] ... --   * [3:20] ...    * [3:20] ... Heh... heh...    * [3:20] ... Barg my fat asse people! I PWN YOU! PWN MEANS PORN! HAD! * [3:21]  What? * [3:21] ... Alex, don't swear * [3:27]  Oh... sorry. Gone mad. * [3:28] ... Lately, I've been going crazy. The absence of Trisk, Metal and Pogo * [3:29] ... Punk had devestated me   * [3:30]  That's still no excuse to swear * [3:30] ... Sorry, I'm just a bit touchy * [3:30] ... about swearing * [3:31] ... okay? * [3:35]  Okay. Sorry, to you too. I didn't mean to do so. It was just safe at that point of time. * [4:32]  finally got all the things i want * [4:32] ... time to pwn cptv * [6:19] <Zapwire> What? * [6:21] ... Taped this! * [6:45] <Zapwire> Anyone here * [7:35] <Hat Pop> Yes. * [7:38] <Zapwire> Phew. * [7:44] <Ced1214> here * [8:09] <Tails6000> Hi guys * [9:29] <Bugzy> waddup dawgs * [9:56] <Zapwire> Hi. * [9:56] ... I forgot the to paste the log of Alex swearing and copied over it   * [10:00] <Bugzy> lul alex is alright. * [10:00] <Zapwire> Yeah, but no reason to swear....

At the start of this script Explorer and TS praises Triskelle's fantastic writings. The shoutbox switches to Bugzy and Kwiksilver talking about personal stuff. Once Bugzy went offline, Kwiksilver asked "Anybody there?". At 3:00, Alex, gone nuts. He started swearing, and this was his reply:

"You see, I thought nobody would see me doing this, not even Director Benny. Ha! I was that close!"

Little did he knew that Kwiksilver was still online. He later replied about Alex's swearing and Alex apoligized for his acts.

It was brought up again at 9:56 when Zapwire had a conversation with Bugzy about his swearing. In Zapwire's talk page, it was revealed an image of Alex specifically swearing.

Alex, was not one bit ashamed! He told the press in MAI and in South Pole City

"The truth is, that everyone, even in my school which is one of the top ten in my country, swears purporesly. Swearing begins at the age of 5. My youngest sister learnt the 'F' word in Kindergarten and figured out a code me and my younger sister had been keeping from her. Swearing is considered 'realistic' here. Staying away dosen't help. I tried my best to keep my mouth shut around here, but after doing something no one should do, my brain gone ku-ku. Besides, everyone I know swears. However, no one says cuss. I dunno what it is. The last bit of info is that reports in the local newspaper shows that all Spongebob fans should be aware that due to his relation with Patrick, he is gay"

The shocking news was released throughout the USA. It was shocking all right, shocking.