User blog comment:Rocket Slug/Writing Contest/@comment-1653971-20100509181030

...die. A banana phone rings in a grocery store and nobody answers it because we are all dead and/or deleted. THE END.

Epilogue: Dib brings a bazooka out and sits by the grocery store. He shoots bananas who sing "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!"

Banana: sings

Dib: DIE!!!!!!!! pulls trigger

You get the picture.