Noterbury Tales

The Noterbury Tales, was a event took place in the UK province of Noterbury. It was when a group of pilgrims was traveling to the Saint Tommy Bucket Telenance, who made a campfire, made toasted marshmellows, and told three stories. The three stories were told by bad people who had reformed.

Chapter One: The Wind is Blowing!
We went forward; we could only go forward! No where else! Why were we on this pilgrimidge? Who knows? Why? Most of us had done bad things. We wanted forgiveness from the Megabishop of Noterbury, so we won't have our Governance bills high.

The wind blew so hard, we couldn't see. The RocketSnails were luckey, as they had their rockets. They already reached the campsite. They were setting everything up, so we were high on spirits. We had three miles to go, and two hours before the deadly preadtor Predfles come and hunt us.

My name is Joe. I'm no saint, I've done wrong to nerds. My species is the Jerk Penguin, so the Predfles don't pose much of a threat to me.

I want forgiveness from the Megabishop. The lower Priest won't forgive me. My bills are high. I write this book, so that you can know the truth.

We all suffered. The poor old Screenhog, Emin, was half frozen. Her screen was broken. We never gave up.

Exhuasted, we all climbed up the last mountain. Then, I fell to the ground. I was exhausted. The RocketSnails helped me up.

The Rsnails have prepared everything; the tents, the marshmellows, you name it! It was all up there. I had to fish for our lunch. I caught some Blue Fish, and we all ate it. We then all toasted our marshmellows. As I was toasting them, Roy, a young Chick, had asked why were we here. Everyone apart from me, Rollo, and Offa had a short reason. We had not just a reason, but a tale.

"My name is Joe! I'm Jerk Penguin, and I've came here for forgiveness because of my past. This is my story" I said, while the fire burned, keeping us warm, and toasting the marshmellows (I might had burned mine!)

Everyone listened, as I started.