Forum:Swiss Ninja Stuff

'''I have brought this to the Forum because it requires a major continuity upgrade, a division of articles to users, a major rewrite of a character's future, and a whole lot of additions to the Backgrounds of several articles. It would require many users, many days, and many laughs. It requires a consensus to approve a major expansion of another man's property, and more importantly, who gets it and with what.'''

= Major Edits = Many of you have heard of "'His Highness, Mayor of Maggiore, Card-Jitsu Grandmaster Lord Swiss Ninja, Pride of Zurich". Yes, I just quoted the character's entire title.

Well, after he crowned himself Emporer and threatened to dispose of MobileShroom and neccessary car reform, and after talking with Ninjinian, we've reached an idea.

Let's overthrow him and give his stuff to who wants it!


 * Here's why I think that this should be done.
 * Swiss Ninja (the character) has the biggest ego since Mabel. As we all know, Mabel's ego is exploited for the Lulz. Swiss Ninja (the character) needs to eat some humble Lulz pie, and it would make for some great storywriting.
 * Ninjinian would make a great cookie Emporer, so if he annexes USCN (or Maggiore) into UnitedTerra, he'd get some deserved spotlight time, many grateful citizens, a chance for some roleplaying diplomacy, and a BIGGER CROWN, obviously made of cookies!
 * UnitedTerra needs to shine, so let's have them demonstrate what they can cookie do to those cookie Swiss Ninja soldiers.
 * Swiss Ninja (character), when he controlled Swiss Motors, only built factories in his land. How unfair! TsarMobileShroom just let Galactic Empire12 have AMW under his supervision, and that penguin has already built AMW factories in Trans-Antarctica and the Happyface State! He's selling more cars than anything Swiss Ninja ever gave away!
 * Swiss Ninja annexed Southwest Slumalia, an act of hostility. The Str00dels aren't happy, either.
 * Ninjinian is a powerful monarch, and he could easily counter the attack. He's just too cookie sweet to do cookie anything about it.
 * UnitedTerra would become a miniscule empire, having taken over Swiss Ninja's land which he had annexed all over the continent. That would make Ninjinian the cookie Emporer, something he and UnitedTerra deserve.
 * The USA has done enough liberating and PWNage. It's time for UnitedTerra to stand up and kick backside!
 * It would give an oppurtunity for everyone to appoint mayors to Swiss Ninja's fallen cities.

So, what do you say?

Spoils
Like any war (there's one going on between Swiss and some UT forces right now), the finishing treaty changes territories.

So, Ninjinian (and friends of Ninjinian) will get some land, some cities, some conpanies, etc.

Now, I don't want any, I have enough, and the USA also has enough, so the stuff Ninjinian conquers can be given out to smaller lands and possibly, new users!

I'll let people work that out here, but there are a lot of stuff to own. There's mayors to appoint, titles to change, land to grab, stories to write...
 * Go ahead and ask!

Again, NINJINIAN BECOMES AN EMPORER! How cool is that? Bigger crown, obviously made of cookies!

Benefits
If this goes through, everyone would benefit except one character (but not the user).


 * By having a conquest and a new ruler, city articles like Zurich would be expanded greatly.


 * By having UnitedTerra seize all of USCN/Maggiore, Ninjinian becomes an Emporer, which adds to his article and UnitedTerra's article, as well as the articles of everything he annexes.


 * UnitedTerra becomes a rising power and gets more well-earned HQA spotlights.


 * Roleplaying and editing would increase in Swiss Ninja articles.


 * It makes for great literature.


 * Everyone can pitch in and help, those who help most, at least in my mind, may get rewarded.


 * We can finally continue writing that war started in UnitedTerra versus Swiss Ninja.


 * Swiss Ninja (character) would put up a fight and have a good story to write.


 * Several LQAs might become HQAs.


 * We could get a lot of unwritten Str00dels to join in on UnitedTerra's side. Many Str00del articles (like Chlorine2 or Sanitypenguinreturns) are still unedited and remain mere imports, just waiting to be expanded.


 * Slumalia and UnitedTerra might become allied nations, and the TaliBEAN might become good Str00dels.

Drawbacks

 * It will take a long time to sort out who gets what.


 * It will take a long time to expand and write all of those LQA articles after they are taken over.


 * Emporer Ninjinian may contain too much win to handle.


 * Swiss Ninja might pitch a fit.


 * It will require a lot of effort.


 * It will require a bit of roleplaying.


 * People might not get excited about this, and after the initial story, the goals may never be accomplished.


 * Swiss Ninja would no longer have power to counter.

REWRITE VOTE
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Verdict
= What to do with Emporer Lord Mayor Swiss Ninja (character) =

Now, for the other aspect of this, it requires a seperate vote.

Swiss Ninja (character) and his ego are LOADED with potential, potential that the creator, Swiss Ninja, doesn't use because he feels that he's "generous" and "awesome" and all of that.

So, why not unlock all of the ego and fun potential and give Swiss Ninja to someone who would roleplay and use him often, but not turn him into a Mabel, because there's a difference?

Benefits

 * Swiss Ninja (character) would become FAIR GAME, and anyone can use him or roleplay as him!


 * His ego would be explored and utilized!


 * Just think of all of the humor and fun out of using SN's ego, behavior, power, castle, etc.!


 * People could role play as him!


 * He would be used frequently!


 * We could use him in any story for any reason, for any length of time!


 * MORE PICTURES!


 * It would allow a lot of people to get creative and use a new character without all of the hassles of permission!


 * It's fun!


 * Melvin Turtleheimer will dress up as him for Halloween!

Drawbacks

 * Swiss Ninja will whine.


 * People might never roleplay as him... :(


 * People wouldn't use him and his potential.


 * Swiss Ninja might, as they say, BAAAWWWW and cause flame wars.

CHARACTER RELEASE VOTING
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