Forum:TTTB/A Resolution to Legalize the Word, "Crap" (pardon my language)

As everyone knows, this site has a strict censorship policy. All articles are written to contain absolutely zero obscenities.

Then... there is the word "Crap". A slightly more political correct term for garbage, junk, trash, and, yes, human waste, this word is really a fence sitter. I prefer not to use it, but I know a lot of folks who would and do elsewhere.

My mother (a teacher), my father (a church deacon), and my younger sister all say it on a near-daily basis, and I have said it with the prefix "pardon my language". We all have and do say 'Crap", but never prefix it with "holy".

If I say it, and if it is in PG movies, is it not acceptable?

Therefore...

THE BOSS,


 * ACKNOWLEDGING (LIKE A BOSS) that the word "Crap" is common in the English Language,


 * AWARE (LIKE A BOSS) that "Crap" is decent enough to appear in a PG-movie,


 * JUST NOW LEARNING (LIKE A BOSS) that TurtleShroom's mother, father (a church deacon), and sister all use it routinely,


 * SHOCKED (LIKE A BOSS) that TurtleShroom has used this phrase, prefixed by "pardon my language",


 * KNOWING (LIKE A BOSS) that the lexicon of negative adjectives and nouns is shallow,


 * BELIEVING (LIKE A BOSS) that if the religious zealot that is TurtleShroom's family uses "Crap" on a daily basis then it must be a bit decent,


 * TRUSTING (LIKE A BOSS) the community to use it as a phrase of shock without the prefix "holy",


 * HOPING (LIKE A BOSS) that the word "Crap" won't be used on the Shout Box,

HEREBY requests the Masses to legalize the word "Crap" LIKE A BOSS.

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