User blog comment:Ben Hun/All Right Who Did it?!?!??!/@comment-113335-20100207030218

Also, maybe we can find a fair middle ground.

Ben, you want someone involving death. Explorer, you say Benny enforces the Death Code.

Here's my suggestion. Why not make someone who answers to Benny who manages the Death Code for him? Benny has a lot on his plate, approving and denying, and he can't be everywhere at once, even as a Master of the Universe.

So, this sub-bureaucrat, or whatever, maintains the Death Code, guards it with her life, and enforces its laws. She doesn't actually kill or usher the dead/dying. She doesn't kill them, they die on their own. Now, what she could do, to appease Ben, is decide how they come back. Or, to appease the other group, she could just let other know. Or, to apepase Explroer, she could be a sub-bureaucrat to both Benny and McFlapp, with her job enforcing the Death Code and writing all sentences regarding morbid.

Example:

McFlapp writes: It was a shame that the pengiun didn't see that Leopard seal behing him.

"Hey penguin? Are you going home to dinner?"

"No."

"Well, I AM!"

With that, the seal-

Proposed death character: ''opened up and engulfed the penguin, swollowing him whole. He was killed instantly, and the seal-''

Mayor McFlapp: -had a big lunch.

Benny: APPROVED.

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