Yalondo Yinchanva

Yolando Yinchava is the spoilt cousin of G. She is an art critic who is hard to impress.

Background
Yolando was hatched a few days after G was. Yolando insantly started to have a great interest in art, consantly drawing with her diamond-studded crayons on her golden lined paper. When she was 5 her family took her to a family renuion, where she first met Gary.

Yolando hated Gary as soon as she laid eyes on him, calling him a "Resident of Hackzon Valley" (Which is the biggest insult a penguin could say to another.) They soon ended up in a fight and had to be seperated from Gary during a grapple via crowbar.

At the age of 16 she criticised an artist's painting of a black puffle eating O-berries in the wild, saying the black puffle should be on fire from eating the berries. After this she became an expert art critic, usually rejecting paintings made by masterminds unless it was "perfect" (In other words: using the juice of a Koochoo Berry, which grows in the deepest depths of the atlantic ocean to paint a picture.)

Involvement
Yolando is the main art critic of the USA and South Island, refusing to allow any kind of painting she deems "Not worth even a single coin." to be put up in any museum, suggesting the artist to use certain things to make their painting "Perfect". Problem is, she suggests using stuff such as the file coding of some binary from Hackzon Valley in place of green paint, or to use the colour "scarp", which she says is a purplish, yellowish red.

Yolando despises Gary in every way possible, saying that his blue colour is "So last 40 years", even attempting to change his colour to lime green while he was taking a nap. Gary just as hates her aswell, calling her the "cousin from The Darktonian Realm", and that she should go easy on the artists she criticises.

She lives in Yinchanva Manor on South Island with her husband no-one ever sees and her 13475 servants, she rarely goes to the USA and only goes there for family reunions, which usually ends with a grapple between her and Gary that gets ever so tighter every family reunion. Everyone worries one day they'll grapple and not even the crowbar can seperate them from eachother.

Trivia

 * She is based off of Yolanda Yankovich from Space Channel 5.
 * Strangely enough, she is friends with Sensei Wraith.