User blog:Zapwire/New Parody

It's a potential future for the USA: (it can even be the offical one)

I'm not telling much, but it involves high penguins, prophecy, technology, noocracy, democracy, and monarchy.

In short, one August 20th, 2012, something happens. Some astral planes align, and magic is given to the common penguin. High penguins get even more powers, and combined with Antarctica's technology, Freezeland grows, absorbs the Happyface State, and takes back their land. This combination of magic and machines causes a period of peace.

The ruling government is a combo of noocracy, democracy, and monarchy. The Neuromancer rules over Antarctica, with his machines, and a high penguin (you pick) is magic. They get along well, and rule over. However, they let most decisions go through votes, and afterwards, the smart people review over everything, and fix any problems - the monarchy then decides.

However, bad stuff happens. I'll let you be the judge of that. I have some thing I can pull up.