Flail Goon

Flail Goon (real name: Newton Joole Howitzair) is the Mecha Goons' resident artillery expert. He operates the weapons systems of the Voulge and basically any other armed machine the Mecha Goons use to accomplish missions. Flail Goon is a former Snoss Sergeant, and not unlike his Kaiser, Flail has some manipulative tendencies.

Background
Flail Goon was born into a poor family. His father had a low-paying job at a chemical plant, and his mother was busy with four other chicks to feed. Flail Goon was determined to help his parents make ends meet, but he just couldn't find a way to do it. Then, one day, his father brought back some chemicals from work. Flail Goon decided to experiment with them. Carefully setting up a laboratory in the bathroom, Flail Goon mixed two of the chemicals in the sink.

BOOM!

The next thing he knew, Flail Goon woke up in a hospital bed. Apparently he had blown up the entire bathroom and severely injured himself. He had been out for a week.

However, Flail, ever the innovative, bright, young mind, quickly saw a use for this new discovery. He had heard of fireworks, which used controlled explosions for entertainment. Flail Goon decided to conduct more experiments to master the art, this time with much smaller amounts.

Eventually, Flail Goon was able to build his own firework-making kit. Using the tricks he had learned from his many experiments and tests, Flail Goon began hosting pyrotechnics shows. They weren't anything like a professional's, but they were impressive enough. The money was beginning to pool up, and the Howitzairs were soon able to afford better and better meals. Flail Goon, happy that he was helping his family at last, decided to extend his efforts and go to college. Using his pyrotechnical success and knowledge of explosives, he amassed his money...

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