User blog comment:The Leader/Allow Alcholic Beverages/@comment-3151783-20101025204210/@comment-477220-20101026203028

Alchohol is bad, it makes your brain go explodey.

Cream Soda is a great alternative, and Penguins do get drunk off it. We have no reason to allow alchoholic beverages. There isn't much booze in Antarctica anyways.