User blog:Rocket Slug/Role-Play With the Guys (Part 1, you add on!)

Rocket Slug was texting Akbaboy.

"plz come over." read her screen. "ive been missing u and is it ok with u if xet comes over 2??? we can spy on him bcuz i no hes an alien."

"Nah, too wordy," RS squished her flipper on BACKSPACE.

"plz come over im having a party we can watch inv8r xet and have popcorn"

"Better," RS giggled. She pressed SEND on her icePhone 5 and waited for a reply.

RS' phone rings.

"Man, I've got a weird ringtone for texts."

She tossed the phone from one flipper to the other and read her screen.

"UR A MORON," the text read.

RS raised what would substitute an eyebrow. "Who sent this? Ah, a guy named Xet_Is_NOT_An_Alien5454! He is SO dead!" RS frantically pressed buttons.

"U R FAIL AND AN ALIEN SO SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!" SEND!

RS' phone rings for a call.

"WHO PUT THESE RINGTONES ON?!?" She checked History.

"BY THE FLIPPERS OF.........UNKNOWN SPECIMEN. PERFORMING SECONDARY SCAN." her phone announced. "FINDING BLACK GLOVES.......UNDER GLOVES.......UNKNOWN FEATHERS, SICKLY GREEN.....PENGUIN IDENTIFIED!"

"YES!" shouted RS. "Who was it?"

"XET-LAST NAME UNKNOWN, ORIGIN PLANET Z, ALIEN."

"Thank you, DNA icePhone 5 scanner!" RS gave her phone a gid hug. "Now to find Xet."

All of a sudden, her doorbell rang and Akbaboy......

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