Forum talk:Deep Impact

I read your bone data. That is SO EPIC.


 * Such an impact could not occur after the earth stabilized.


 * The earth is not destroyed or strongly affected globally.


 * THE CRATER IS OVER 2000 STINKING MILES WIDE.


 * IT WILL IGNITE ALL CLOTHING UP TO HALF-WAY THROUGH TRANS-ANTARCTICA.


 * IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY BURN ALL WOODEN STRUCTURES AND TWIST YOUR RAILROADS.


 * YOUR NEWSPAPERS WILL SET AFLAME.


 * YOUR PINE TREES WILL NOT IGNITE...


 * An earthquake of 12.9 Richters will occur, bigger than any known eathquake to ever exist.


 * You will obtain general panic. Damage considerable in all sturcutures, pipes will burst, buildings will collapse, and your dams will burst. Huge cracks in the ground and all masonry structures ALONG WITH THEIR FOUNDATIONS will fall. Flat land will be created.


 * Everything will be blown away. Creatures near the wind blast will be deafened to wind louder than an airplane. Everything will collapse and what trees were not knocked over will be butt naked.


 * The lava formed by the crater will melt and form 23 mile-thick rocks.


 * YOU WILL BE SMOTHERED BY 131000 FEET OF EJECTA, LIKE POMPEII BUT WORSE.

LOL, That's something to look forward to!

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