User blog comment:KingH10/Parodies/@comment-113335-20100424121956

I've noticed some anti-I-Carly sentiment around here, so writing all of them would be rather risky. Have you considerd, when parodying, to not give the parody the same role/purpose as his parodee?

For example, if we were to parody Ash Ketchum, where is it written that he must be a PKMN-Jitsu Trainer? Sure, that's the natural spot to place him, but we could put him elsewhere. This would be a cheesy example, but Ash Ketchum's parody could be a recycler at that new hippie room at the Mine Shack. His job? "'Gotta Match 'Em All!", as in, sorting garbage... glass to glass, plastic to plastic... yes, it's a pun that would make you vomit, but still.

As a secondary job, he could operate a power plant/telenacle. He has a rival, Larry (parody of GARY STINKIN' OAK, as the Internet so loves to call him), who operates an opposing telenacle, but his is green whilst Ash's is... uh... coal? Anyway, he has a Pufflechu that apparently works with him. He's an aspiring priest (or something) who someday wants to become the "Master" of the Governance... the P.O.P.E.! Though, he's too low of a rank to be selected, even by the "OH NOES" method of acclmation. Thus, he must traverse Antarctcia, leaving the power plant in the hands of a creepy mime (like the show, where the Mime replaces Ash). His objectinve? He must go to various telenacles and show his worth in infrastructure. He would face daunting tasks, bill collecting, electrical management...

It's more readable than it sounds. I could very well make it work. Ash's personality would be well present, of course. Pufflechu is his loyal sidekick.

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