User blog:Swiss Ninja/WWI Blog Post: Beggining the War

Here is how it could start:

Archduke Jsudsu9988 visits West Pengolia for vacation. Penghis Khan is angry at him for acting more PWNsome than him, and has one of his 333 mersinaries throw a ditto bomb at Jsu's car. It explodes, but Jsu escapes. Then, the rest of the mercinaries chase him, while more Snowzerland Battle Droids start defending the Duke. This assasination plot anger's Swiss Ninja greatly, and declares war.