What-If-Machine 3000

The is a invention created by G. G created this to see what would happen if something happened. The test was What If humans came to the USA. It answered Get a life hobo. It obviously needed some work.

History
G was very concerned about his future. Then by reading some comic books, he came up with an idea. The What-If-Machine 3000. It was simple, just say what you wanted to know, and it will answer. G put in a video part, which makes a video of what would happen if the event that you asked took place. The first test was a failure. It took about two months to fix this. The What-If-Machine was designed to act like a regular penguin. That was the problem. G succesfully used it on his third try. He asked the same question, and it came up with, Read War Against Humans. G then started doing the hula dance. Penguins are charged 100 pebbles to use it.

Uses

 * The Most dramatic uses was Happyface's use. He used it to find out what happened if Happyface died.
 * However many people use it to find out what would happen if Darktan ruled.

Trivia

 * Many people try to steal this.