Winston

Winston(Ninja 狂った抱擁ペンギン) is a Ninja penguin who roams the USA. He loves to explore places and meet new things, especially cute things. This has gotten him into a lot of trouble on the occasion. Winston is part Ninja, though this is a hereditary action, not an earned one.

Background
When Winston was four years old, he was given a little puffle, which he named Lil' Precious. He would pet it, squeeze it, brush it (the wrong way), and hug it like a vice grip. It never left his sight. All of this "affection" caused Lil' Precious to run away. Yet Winston wasn't very sad, he just got a new puffle. This cycle of puffle tort- I mean "affection" continued for the next six years, and hundreds of puffles went through it. Puffles refer to him as the "Strangler" because of how painful his hugs are. At age ten, he knitted himself a sweater that reads "I ♥ Cute Things", and set out into the world, completely ignorant that some things are "cute", but should not be messed with. He now roams the land, picking up and cuddling anything he considers adorable... like puffles... or baby penguins... Winston is now twelve years old, and as he grew older, his appearance started changing. He turned a black color, his beak darkened, ect. He recieved a green colored belt from his father. It was revealed that Winston was a Ninja! He inherited his colors from his father (a real kick-backside ninja).

Ninja History
Winston's father, Ninston Keeyah, considers Winston a "disgrace to all things kung-fu". He just doesn't like him. He tried to train him for years, but he was always hugging things. Every time. It drove Ninston off the wall. He would put Winston in fight after fight... every time, Winston would hug his opponent. Ninston noted his hug was stronger than any wrestling move. He let him be. To test his "style" of "fighting", Ninston bought puffle after puffle... and you know what happened. Ninston set him on his way, but insisted not to let him wear that sweater. "YOU'RE A NINJA! IN THE NAME OF PANCAKES, SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR ANCESTORS, YOUR DIGNITY, YOUR MOMMA!" Winston responded with a great big hug, nearly paralyzing his father in a vice grip of "affection". He left.

Involvement
Winston wanders around at quite a fast clip. It's a Ninja thing. He's gone pretty much everywhere in the USA, picking up and cuddling every cute object along its way. He also names all of the cute items, and usually the names are stupid and insulting. Winston's worst habit is by far the fact that he doesn't let go of an item he is cuddling until said item can escape his grasp. He is so notorious for strangling people with his hugs that several attempts have been made to change his sweater to read "I Hurt Cute Things".

Some creatures think Winston is part Ninja. They were right.



Trivia

 * Winston is literally, completely immune to pain. Nothing can hurt him. G says that the only way for Winston to die is by old age. No one knows eactly why it is literally impossible to hurt Winston. Some people say it's because of his Ninja origins (his vice grip hug may serve as proof).


 * Winston frequently forgets that he is a Ninja. When reminded, he gives the other creature a "ninja hug".
 * If you could kill Winston the only way you can kill him is by making a machine that makes him so old he dies.

Creatures Hugged

 * Winston has cuddled some pretty notorious creatures. A list follows: (all bolded words are good things which happened to him)
 * A cactus! (if he wasn't immune to pain that would hurt him!)
 * A baby shark-- (he got his feet bitten)
 * A black puffle-- (was set on fire temporarily and still didn't let go)
 * A Crab-- (he got pinched right on the beak)
 * Mabel-- (was called names that should never be repeated)
 * Penghis Khan-- (he got slapped with a fish... sixteen (16) times)
 * A Jacko-- (was sued for "assault and splattery")
 * Explorer 767-- Was severely injured, because Explorer whacked him several times with a shovel. Winston didn't feel a thing.
 * Fred 676-- Was jabbed with an especially sharp acute triangle. The cut only went $$2\times1000$$-2 centimeters deep.
 * A Puffolian-- (Was zapped with dance laser, had no effect on Winston and continued hugging it.)
 * Furry Flats-- Got whacked with a grand piano, synthesizer, electric guitar, drumset, metal flute, gong, tuba, and an anvil. Was also forced to listen to their latest album, Annoying Sounds. This had absolutely no effect on Winston, instead he bought every single one of their CDs.
 * A lepoard seal-- Was paralyzed with Ditto A. Nothing happened.
 * A Skua-- Was nearly pecked to death.
 * A Huggie-- This is the first case where something good happened to Winston: he was made temporary mayor of EmotiVille.
 * Sk8rbluscat--This is another time that he got something good in life. He got promoted to Manager of Taco Ball, and he picked up frying oil which he got burned with and got fired by the boss, Sk8rbluscat.
 * Spy Guy Pers-- Got a painting made afterward entitled, "The Scariest Moment in My Life".
 * Happyface141--He ordered his army to attack Winston. All the army did was make Winston sneeze. It didn't even scratch him.
 * A Ninja-- Um... let's just say that Ninja can't play Card-Jitsu anymore.
 * Alex12345a--Third time he got something good. He got a kiss, though it took a long ladder to kiss his cheek.
 * Falcoz--This is the fourth good (and best) thing that happened to Winston. He got a friend named Falcoz. This penguin is also a Ninja, though it's earned, not hereditary. Winston is so happy he actually got a friend!! Falcoz is a King Penguin, so he's just a little shorter than Winston. They are hugging each other every second. They really love each other. they're such good friends. Falcoz enjoys Winston's "ninja hugs", and hugs him back.
 * Koobly Khan--This is the fifth good thing that happened to Winston. Koobly hugged him even HARDER back. Not many penguins can hug harder then Winston!
 * Flystar55555--Threw a fireball at him.
 * The Mayor of Snowville--This is the sixth good thing happened to Winston. When the Mayor of Snowville walked outside and then he saw Winston and then he hugs the Mayor and then he hugged him back.
 * A Mwa Mwa Penguin--Lets just say that poor thing never got to grow up.
 * Steelers Fan11-- This is the seventh good thing that happened to him: He got promoted to the Manager of the Fishway and then he slipped on a piece of lettuce and again, he got fired by Steelers Fan11.
 * Sonicspine31--He whack him with a paddle ball without the Ball over 17 times.
 * G--This is the eighth good thing happened to him. Winston hugs G and then he hugs him back and then he got promoted to be G's assistant but when he accidentally dropped G's test tubes. He got fired by G
 * Sparkpin--He did not get hurt but it helped get his solar panels back to work (Sparkpin is part robot) and he became his buddy. He is 5 inches bigger than Winston.
 * Tails6000--Winston hugged him, and then Tails used a slingshot and hit his belly a lot! ...This was not successful.
 * Metalmanager--When Winston hugged him, Metalmanager made two magma/fire balls on his hands, but, when Winston hugged him, he compared him to a "Fireplace".
 * Sensei--When Winston hugged Sensei, he nearly got his belt taken away. Not that he would have cared.
 * Superfastpenguin--Just about the time he got close, Superfastpenguin ran away.
 * Spongeguy90--This is the 9th time something good happened to him. Spongeguy90 hugs him back and makes him his friend.
 * Speeddasher--This is the Tenth good thing the happened to him. Speed gave him a free copy of Super Antics Galaxy (with permission from the boss though).
 * Coolnerd1- Made him a dream-catahcer to keep the evil spirits away... ended up getting SQUEEZED!
 * Sure-This is the eleventh good thing that happened to him. Sure grew to about half the size of Winston and hugged him back.
 * Mah Boi (penguin): This could either be a good thing or a bad thing. She made him the king of the Mwa Mwa Penguins, but made him say "Mah Boi" for ten minutes.
 * Ban- Ban wanted to change the COC so that no hugging is allowed. He failed.
 * Blizzard Ranger-Winston was nearly fed to a shark

Quotes

 * NINJA HHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
 * Explorer 767: (to Winston, while attempting to whack him with a shovel) Psyche you! Psyche you! PSYCHE YOU!!!
 * Spongeguy90:HELLO FRIEND!(Hugs him as hard as G)
 * Ban: Please change the COC!