Talk:Tortugadesetas

Closing My Bank Account
NUH UH. BUDDY, YOU ARE NOT CLOSING MY BANK ACCOUNT. My sister said because she's arguing with your sister about Dan, and I'm related to her, you threatened to close down my bank account.

What kind of a reason is that?

Look, I'm not associated with HER. We're related, but I'm with the Snoss and she's with the CNIC. Plus, she was the weird one out in the family.

Kinda like you.

Anyway, if you close down my Mavv bank account, it's going to show Swiss how much of his money I've illegally taken! IF YOU DO THAT, I AM GOING TO...SOMETHING BAD! I've cheated Swiss! A lot! As in, Johnathan splitting the money with me, using his credit card, and all that stuff! Oh yeah, and taking a bit of the taxes to stop the Hochstadt Gang. I call that the Hochstadt Gang Fund. I owe Swiss a near 400,000 coins! IF YOU CLOSE MY MAVV BANK ACCOUNT, HE CAN SEE THAT! HE CAN SEE IT!

And you'll regret that. I still have a lot of influence with Swiss. I'll convince him to invade your land, JUST LIKE I DID WITH FREEZELAND. GOT THAT?!? NO CLOSING MY BANK ACCOUNT.

On the plus side, you're one of my role models. I studied your war tactics for a whole year. But, anyway, don't close my bank account because of my sister. I can't believe she's going after Dan anyway. I told her that Java Ghent would be a good match with her, but...I now regret that.

--Austin8310