User blog comment:Ben Hun/Goodbye Cat Portal/@comment-1024726-20100202005549

This is what it would REALLY look like in-universe...

('"Director Benny is monitoring the database with his laptop'')

Director Benny: I swear, if I weren't a control freak I'd be working somewhere WORTH IT. Hey, what's this?

(Director Benny sees Cat Portal)

Director Benny: Obvious direct contradiction of that stupid Philly Cheesesteak Test and non-related to Club Penguin. Boop! *presses deletion button*