Capturing Eray

Capturing Eray
An autobiography written by Spy Guy Pers.

Chapter 1: Mission of a Lifetime
It started out as a normal day in February of 07 for me, Spy Guy Pers as I waddled into my igloo. I moved the couch and got into my elevator leading to my secret mansion. I got into my living room when my faithful yet irritating butler, James, came in. "Would you like anything, sir?" he asked. I replied,"No, James. I'm fine.". He just does not know when to stop. "Surely there is something I can get you." "James! I said I was fine!". I was really annoyed now. I thought of a plan. "James, go fetch me the 35th of October." James, always faithful, said, "Yes sir." I flipped on the TV. "Oo." It was CP's Most Wanted. Number One on the list: Eray. Then I got a call from G. He said, "Get here quickly! Eray has escaped." I knew that this was the chance to become rich. I hurried to the HQ. G was there, looking worried. "I have been waiting for you for 25.99234 seconds!" I was confused. I did not know much about Eroy, but I knew he was bad. G yelled, "Stop daydreaming and get your suit and tie on! This is the mission of a lifetime!"

Chapter 2: Beginning the Mission
After my briefing, G told me my partner would be a small penguin named Jarjarthin. They called him in, and he was bouncing off the walls. "Why do I have to work with him?" I asked. G had a good answer. "He is going to be your agent apprentice." OK, if I was frightened before, now I was shaking in my loafers! He came up to me and yelled, "I am ready for action! Lets kick some tail! Wait, do penguins have tails? I will check!" At this point he began spinning in circles. "I can't tell! Maybe this is one one of life's mysteries! Aren't we birds! Birds have tails!" I thought, This is going to be a long mission. Then I asked Jarjarthin if he had spent any time at the coffee shop. Suddenly he turned into a squirrel with a sweater vest and a camera, and said in a high pitched and fast voice, "Nah, I don't drink coffee." He turned back into a penguin. I told him, "Please never drink coffee." We got on the mission. We went to the Mittens plaza and found a quiet penguin named Anne Turner. She told us that she had seen a penguin walking on walls. We asked where the penguin went, and she said he was on the roof of the pizza parlor. Then she began whispering to us, "I am an agent too." I realized she would be a great help to us. She joined the mission. With her brains, Jarjarthins spirit, and my general awesomeness, we would be unstoppable.

Chapter 3: Framed!
As we got to the Pizza Parlor, I found some rope. Anne, Jarjarthin, and I started climbing the Pizza Parlor. I told them, "Stay here. This is my mission." They were reluctant, but I convinced them when I asked, "Haven't you ever seen the movies? The hero always risks his life to look good." I think I think stopped them with the "risking your life" thing. I climbed up to the roof and saw a brown penguin standing there. He had a cell phone like I had never seen before. He smiled. "Oh you like my cell phone, do ya?" He took a stylus and dragged it along the screen. "Look what it can do!" he smirked. I suddenly started to float in the air. He dragged the stylus again. It was as if I was being thrown around by an invisible hand. He put me down and said, "This is my favorite part!" Then, He pressed a button and his clothes changed. He chuckled and said, "Here is my card." He pulled out a player card. On the top it said "Spy Guy Pers". He turned into me! Then he said, "Here is a parting gift." and dissipated. A mini TV fell on the snow. I picked it up and saw "Eroy Pers" dressed like me standing next to Herbert. He was giving him PSA secrets. Right then, I heard sirens. A penguin with a bullhorn yelled, "Put your flippers where I can see them! You are under arrest!" I looked at the mini TV. Eroy waved, and vanished.

Chapter 4: The Trial
I was in the back of a PSA helicopter. G was sitting next to me and shaking his head. "Why did you do it? You were a great agent." I was angry. I yelled at G, "I didn't do it, I was fra-" G cut me off. "Everyone saw you do it. Give up the protest." We got to the court. The judge said, "Your charges are giving Herbert P. Bear classified information. How do you plea? Of course, I plead not guilty. The judge look at the jury. They immidately said, "We find the defendant, guilty of all charges." The judge ended the trial. Life in the Hot Snow After a very short trial.