FIFA World Cup 2010

FIFA World Cup 2010 is a soccer world event that happens on June 2010. When some penguins found out about it, they tried to make a team and join. Read what happened below.

In the HQ
May 2010

(G is on his computer. Barkjon enters the room.)

Barkjon: Hi, what are you doing, chief?

G: Hello there. I'm browsing Wikipedia.

Barkjon: The human encyclopedia? What are you looking for?

G: I'm reading an article about the FIFA Cup.

Barkjon: What's so important about that cup, chief?

G: It's not just a cup: it's a world cup! On June 32 soccer teams will try to be champions of the world!

Barkjon: Wow chief, I never saw you so excited about anything. I didn't even knew you like sports!

G: Well I do. The only problem is... we weren't invited. We have our own soccer team and no one asked them to join!

Barkjon: Yeah chief, but it's a human competition. Our team can't play there, humans don't know much about our race.

G: I still think we should find a way. It's a world cup and we're part of the world. I'll call our best men to discuss this issue.

30 minutes later

(Rookie and Dancing Penguin enter the room)

Rookie: Whazzup, Mr. G?

Barkjon: Seriously? This is the best we have?

Dancing Penguin. YAAY!

G: Yes, the PSA has been going through some troubles lately. I heard Herbert the bear has plans to destroy it.

Barkjon: Still, where's Ford Car and Link?

G: Hmm... you're right. They're the best agents for this job.

1 day later

(Ford Car, Link, Mary and the Director board the Migrator. Rockhopper and Yarr are already inside, aswell as Bill Gate$, Mister Bean, Mister Lobaloba, Hannah Montana, Rick Astley, Morshu, Mister Unknown, Voltaire, Captain Ash and Mister Rogers.)

Ford Car: This... is our soccer team?

Hannah Montana: Yes, we're the best you have! I'm in... we're all you have. We're the only humans in Antarctica!

Bill Gate$: I financed the whole project!

Director: Remember: none of us penguins can be seen by other humans.

Link: Gotcha. Where are we going?

Director: Human territory. The southern part of Africa.

Ford Car: Sweet.

On the ship
June 2010

Director: Guys, Herbert has destroyed the Sport Shop and the HQ. The PSA is over. However, that won't stop us from finishing this mission.

(Director turns to Mary)

Director: MARY HAVE YOU FINISHED MAKING THE OUTFITS?

Mary: YES!! I did...

Director: Good.

(Suddenly, The Doctor suddenly appears! Out of nowhere!)

Mister Rogers: Who are you?

The Doctor: Who are you?

Mister Rogers: I'm Fred Rogers.

The Doctor: Who?

Mister Rogers: Hello?

The Doctor: Hello?

Mister Rogers: I'm Fred Rogers.

The Doctor: Whatever. I was just travelling through time when I heard you needed help.

Link: We don't. We already have a team.

The Doctor: Well, I'll help you anyways.

Director: Ok, that's fine. MARY MAKE ONE MORE OUTFIT FOR MISTER ROGERS.

Mary: WHO??

DIRECTOR: FRED ROGERS.

Mary: OKAY!! I will...

A couple of days later

(The ship arrives at Africa. The humans leave and go to the stadium as the penguins stay hiding, watching the event on their Spy Phone. The humans arrive at the stadium where Amac is presenting the event. The stadium is full of people and the game will start soon. The Antarctica team goes to the field.)

Amac: What are you doing here!? Security!

The Doctor: It's okay, we have an announcement to make.

Mister Bean: LOLZ.

(The Doctor grabs Amac's microphone.)

The Doctor: I just want to say: we're the official team of Antarctica and we're here to play!

Amac: There's no official team in Antarctica, it's not even a country!

The Doctor: Oh yes it is. I wrote the Declaration of Independence on this napkin.

Amac: Ok, that's legal, but I see Rowan Atkinson and Miley Cyrus with you, they don't have Antarctican citizenship!

The Doctor: They do. It's writen on this check that they were born in Antarctica. It's legal according to Antarctican law which I wrote on this piece of toilet paper!

Amac: Ok, I guess you... erm... Hannah Montana can't play in a man's competition! Without her you only have ten players!

The Doctor: Well, I guess you're right. We can't play...

(Suddenly a voice is heard.)

Fred: HEEEEYY IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!

Everyone: FREDRICK!

The Doctor: That's right, he'll play with us!

Amac: Okay, you win. You're in the competion. According to the rules you must play against... South Africa.

Ford Car (watching everthing on his Spy Phone): Holy crap! There's a South Africa?!?

On the game
TO BE CONTINUED