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Summary
This is Weegee. Though he doesn't have his own article, he is a threat all the same. He somehow got himself an All-Access card to the Bureau of Fiction and wonders the halls, scaring people. Some say he's after the COC, others claim he wants to make a Weegee Army, but all can agree with one thing... his stare is unnerving. The Masters of the Universe have assured the staff that Weegee can't control them, nor can he be a threat to the universe... so, I guess he is just here for the Lulz, as the Walruses put it.