User blog comment:Ninjinian/Concerning Mwam/@comment-848180-20101029124554

This is MY parody of Muslim:


 * It would remain the same, as if by coincidence.
 * It is the counterpart of the Governance - Muslim would be controlling the food supply. They would ensure the food is safe and ready to eat.
 * All exported or imported products have to be scanned for safety.
 * If cases of food poising occur in a certain restaurant, the 'Muslim Food Officers' would come and inspect.
 * It would have a food healthiness rating.