Explorer 767

Explorer 767 is an Adelie penguin living on Club Penguin Island. His motto is "Do your best, but if it involves waffles, sloppiness is NOT an option." He adores puffles, waffles, and pancakes.

Biography
Explorer Fred Antics was born in Penguville in the year 2006. His feathers were, strangely, blue. When he was a child, he dreamed about flying. Explorer's parents were fishers and often told him tales of a faraway city called Club Penguin. When he finally matured, he decided to visit Club Penguin. Unfortunately, the ferry he took sank in a storm, and he floated on a piece on driftwood for three days. Eventually the current washed him up on the Docks, and he pledged himself in as a citizen of Club Penguin. As part of becoming a citizen, Explorer changed his last name to "767" in honor of his original colony, Adelie Colony #767. He now lives in an igloo north of the Plaza.

Appearance
Explorer's favorite color to wear is blue. He always wears his trademark red propellor hat.

Jobs

 * Waiter--Explorer enjoys being at the Coffee Shop so much that he frequently misses council meetings.
 * Delegate--Explorer was chosen to represent the Sub-Antarctic Islands in the South Pole Council. Even though he is a delegate, Explorer's waiter job frequently overlaps with meetings at council, and he has a hard time chosing which one to go to. To make matters worse, his puffle Mabel usually substitutes for him, but ends up turning meetings into a complete disaster.

Hobbies
Explorer enjoys:
 * Whacking villains with shovels
 * Goofing off (he claims he perfected the art of being completely cuckoo)
 * Doing dangerous stunts on a snowboard
 * Mastering Bean Counters

Quotes
Snell-Libros: Certainly. I believe it was a penguin named, uh... Explorer 767.
 * (inspects a rickety old wooden bridge) Hmmm. Looks very sturdy. (shakes the rope handle) Feels very sturdy. (presses lightly on wood plank. Bridge crumbles and falls into ravine.) Hmph. Isn't very sturdy.
 * (talking to Snell-Libros) Excuse me, sir, but I forgot who wrote The History of Waffles. Would you mind to tell me?
 * What the pancake?
 * Oh my sugar waffle!
 * Oh, phooey!
 * (after watching something funny) Which should I choose, LOL, ROFL, or ROFLOL?
 * (war cry) DOOOOOOOOOOOHICKEY!!!
 * Goofiness is 20% humor, 20% inspiration, and 60% being cuckoo-headed.
 * (loudly over intercom) This is a Ditto warning, I repeat, THIS IS A Ditto WARNING!!!
 * (looking at his wiki article) Why are there so many ads on my page?
 * I hate people who ruin my edits. Like this guy.

Links
Fred 676