The Real Aye-Que

The Real Aye-Que is a song sung by Doctor Aye-Que proving why he is the real aye que and fails everytime to defeat Tails6000 and his friends.

Lyrics
(Siren goes off)

May I have your attention slaves! I will have your attention slaves, now will the real Aye Que plase stand up,I repeat will the real Aye-Que please stand up (Thud) I can't! You guys act like you never seen a round thing before stomach all over the snow like someones eaten too much puffleo's I been eating ever since I was in the darktonian pie war and I will rap for you to bore. Tails6000 says no way Tails6000 says...HES STILL ALIVE ARGH! I might have a bit of screws in my bots luce but its not worse then what is in the pie war, I wish to go to the berrah and destroy again I need those chaos emeralds.Tails is fast like this Tails is fast like that he always manages to solve all my bots and thats the reason my plans are all crud if I dont get those emeralds I'll surly be jacked

Of course you're gonna stop me at your fast pace By the time you reach my base I'll be outta that place And when you defeat me please don't start to celebrate For I'll return once again at a later date

I'm like the "Stay-Puft" man 'cause you can't kill me Anything you try will just bounce right offa me My big furry face goes on the TV To announce you won't survive in the debris

And there's several of them just like me Who dress like me, sit, command, opress like me, fur like me And a big pair of glasses like me And just might be an evil villain but not quite me

I'm the Aye-Que, yes the real Aye-Que And you other Aye-Ques aren't as fat as I am So won't the real Aye-Que please stand up, please stand up, please stand up I'm the Aye-Que, yes the real Aye-Que And you other Aye-Ques aren't as fat as I am So won't the real Aye-Que please stand up, can't stand up, Can't stand up?!

trivia

 * This is a parody of the real eggman music video on newgrounds