Peng Declaration

The Peng Declaration is a declaration that states the cliche "Peng" shall not be used, and only be used in times of great need.

The event
First there came a complaint.

Then, a petition.

Next there were worker's strikes.

Protests.

Finally, a bill was written. It passed through the South Pole Council, the Gourdzoid Council and other groups.

It was approved.

"And now," said Will Whitefoot, standing at the podium at South Pole City, "We have come together to sign this bill prohibiting the use of "Peng"."

A cheer went up through the crowd.

Explorer and Fred came through the crowd pulling the floating Giant Pen behind them. Chief Triskelle followed, along with the rest of the South Pole Council. They walked up to the podium and Sprocket, who was on Kwiksilver's shoulder, jumped off and grabbed the microphone.

"We are now signing the Bill with the giant Pen. Please take one magnet that is being passed around and hold it still."

The magnets were passed around.

"Now everybody point the opposite end of their magnet at the pen."

The pen jerked to the back of the podium, pulling Fred with it.

A thousand Terns came flying from the opposite direction, pointing magnets at the pen. With the cooperation of the two crowds, the pen made a large X on the paper. Finally, it was time to seal it. G came into view dragging a large machine.

"This is my Seal-A-Tron 3000," said G, "I have spent months making it and have programmed the South Pole Council logo into it, pixel by pixel."

"Wouldn't it just be easier to use a normal seal?" asked Governor ?. ?.

"Nonsense," said G, "This is cutting edge technology! Besides, I always bang my hand when I try to do it manually. It hurts!"

He could say no more as of that moment because the invention had sealed the bill AND destroyed the entire podium, leaving the South Pole Council members in a large pile of wood. They were all on top of each other.

"Hey!" That was Ford Car

"Move your flippin' beak!" Mayor McFlapp

"Tails, you're sitting on my face!" Kwiksilver.

"Get off!" "No, you get off me!" Icmer in Nyc and Henry Shipper.

"Ouch!" Explorer and Fred.

"ORDUHH! ORDUHH!" Judge Xavier silenced the squabble.

All the council members got to their feet and dusted themselves off. Last to get up was Penghis Khan, who had been at the bottom of the pile.

"Oh noes!" cried the crowd, "Where's the bill?"

"Right here!" Happyface pulled the bill off Penghis Khan's back.

"Oh thank goodness!" said the crowd. They heaved a sigh of relief.

And that's exactly what happened. Pretty much.

Result
A new podium had to be built, and the Masters made sure Peng was not used again.