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BOOYAH FOREVER!,  Explorer 767 ( This is your Co-Webmaster speaking! ) 23:21, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

RE: The Ancient Geeks
Well, we can't actually fit that lump of solid golden brilliance right after the Snowman Empire, because it was Khanzem that overthrew the High Penguin Confederacy, and the Snowmans who overthrew the remnants of Khanzem. The Snowmans were hostile, remember.

However, since that is way to good to pass up, I created three suggestions.

1. The ancient Geeks could be the ancient Dorkugese (remember, the Dorkugese Jungle and IBM both came before the actual Nerds themselves colonized it), and there are computer ruins in Dorkugal BEFORE the nerds.

Plus, like Greece, Dorkugal is an archipeligo, with multiple islands. That would fit, and even have a place for a Mafia parody later on (Sicily, where the Mafia came from, was once Greek island).

2. We could replace Colonial Antarctica, since super computers didn't exist until after Olde Antarctica (O was an alchemist, not a true scientist). We never wrote it, so why not?

3. We could make it its own island nation, eventually annexed by Dorkugal, but having a thriving culture before and after.

We have too many civilizations between the High Penguin Confederacy and USA. We'll need to get really creative to squeeze the Ancient Geeks in there. They are too good to pass up! ZEUPERCOMPUTERS! Charon, the Ferry Captain of the Severer Styx! Shades, Lord of the Underground! WA HA HA!! THAT IS GOLD!

...and Mars, the "god" of war, he'd be their battle planning computer!

...and the one that makes lightning for Zeus, he'd be their power plant!

...and Appollo, HE WOULD BE THEIR CUSTOM-BUILT E-MAIL PROGRAM!! LOL!

...and the Titans, they would be failed prototype processors that ruined the power grid and such!

...and Charbydis would be some sort of Recycle Bin based program!

...and they would have ELECTRIC LYRES INSTEAD OF ELECTRIC GUITARS!

...and the Mafia is one big BotNet, which you can go to a shady guy (with a funny accent, ala GodFather commercial), and pay him to do an, ahem, a "job" by sending viruses to the one you want dead!! ROTFL!!

...and shady loan sharks can attack online!

...and having "Afrodities" being a turntable system for dancing... nerds do dance, but do those kinds of dances like the "Hammer Dance", "Walk Like an Egyptian", the "Worm", the "Robot", the "Cabbage Patch"... and the Charleston.

...and when you are "sent up the river", you're falsely accused of "phishing" (more Mafia)!

OH, this will be more fun than writing Dorkugal, especially the Nerd's Mafia! ...but what will we call it?

I have to go to bed now, but think about it! You have had a stroke of genius!! Don't let it slip your mind!Write down ideas during breaks of school! Discuss with your friends, invite them to the Wiki!!

DO IT!

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 02:04, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Ancient Geeks - You Writing Them? I CAN'T WAIT!
Are you working on them? I'm getting anxious!

I can't start writing it until someone sets the train of thought a'rolling.

I can go ahead and draw Charon and the machine, if you wish.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 21:44, 11 February 2009 (UTC) <br.

Quitting
I'm sorry, but I might quit. This wiki has changed so much since I started editing here, that it's sorta confusing now. I know it isn't good that a bureacrat will quit, but I haven't been editing as much. I might stay, but that's a maybe.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 21:58, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Geek Gods
I know tons about them. If you want some info on the real ones, read the series "Percy Jackson and the Olympians". Its really good. By the way, Apollo's name is the same for Rome and Greece.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 22:06, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, not saying that the Greek gods are real...cuz they aren't.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 01:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Of course, there's only ONE real god. &#91;:-)--Lovebirds211 01:24, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Geek Empire Should Still Exist and Recieve a Modern Island Nation


Actually, I was thinking of making it either its own island nation, or exist AFTER the Snowman Empire (instead of a minority)... or perhaps after Colonoial Antarctica (since the Nerds are the next species to seize power; the Khanz did Khanzem, the High Penguins got the High Penguin Confederacy, the commonor got the USA, and the "barbarians" got Olde Antarctica as well as the Snowman Empire).

They could recieve their own period of history.

They are too good to get the fringes of Snowme. They need their own empire, preferably after Colonial Antarctica.

OR, they could be modern.

I think that the Geeks should coexist with the modern USA, since Explorer and friends would probably LOVE to go there. The Dorkugese could have a subspecies (the Geek Dorkugese, as we'll call them until they get a proper name, characterized by their ornate robes, fancy glasses, funny accents, and brighter colors).

If there is some stereotype more nerdier than nerds, use it.

They could sell electric lyres as well.

The Archipelego of Geek, it should be called. The capital would be Geece, the nerds would live there with their technology and such, independent from Dorkugal.

Let's push the "Ancient" Geeks to the Modern USA. We need another stimulis like Dorkugal anyway... especially the Hacker Underground, the Server Styx, and Charon (who I shall upload for you).

How about the Mafia parody? Any luck on that? That's one of my favorite parts.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 22:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

The Geece Mafia
I was thinking about that "Geek Mafia" (the bot net run by shady people ala GodFather commercials described above, which should be created).

Now, I recieved education on their functions from a late-1990s school-assigned mandatory book, called The Firm (really good, but with a few gros scenes, death, and a happy ending).

I will have to go to bed very soon (in minutes), so I'll tell you what I know, what I imply, what I see on television, ect., and its respective Nerd parodies.

First off, the Mafia has a huge influence on shady businesses, hopefully in fiction, particularly loan companies and lawyer offices.

Now, in the book, a man seals a job and discovers the Mafia's secrets.

Of their many shady methos, here are the most notable.

1. Hidden Cameras and Wiretaps: Like in Project Tracker, the Mafia installs hidden cameras in, ahem, "client's" homes, collectively called "bugging a residence". They also create this thing that looks like an old radio, but is actually a digital recorder. It's stashed in an attic (when the cameras are also hidden, the owners out of town, the Mafia makes copies of their keys, ect.). As the book put it, by the time it's served its purpose, the owners would find it and throw it out. It looks like an old radio.


 * Nerd Parody: Keylogging (you should know what that is, the monitoring of keystrokes typed into a computer).

2. Stalking: They follow you. The character in the book-

I have to go to bed.

I was just ordered to get off the computer (I obey my parents), so I'll fill you in tomorrow.

Keep making those Greek parodies, get those friends on the Wiki!

Have a glorious night... and remember... There's a turtle peeping 'round the corner at you! (LOL, well not really).

The only person watching your every move is the Good Lord.

  :) 

He's a good guy!  :) 

Good night! Jesus Loves You!

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 02:11, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Main Page
I translated the main page into french.For some reason though, there is ALOT of broken formatting.Could you help me fix them?it took me HOURS to translate it.I did it the hard way, as im multi-lingual.

-- Triskelle3  ɹǝsol ɐ ɹnoʎ uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı  |undefined 03:11, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

QFTGW
Well, I have a far more updated version of Adobe Flash now, and it's nothing like the old one I used to have, so I have no idea how to use it. I'll need to learn it first before I try something as big as QFTGW. Sorry to damper the mood =[


 * prepares for cavalcade of Explorer's anger* [[Image:PogoPunk32.png]] (Talk to me!)

No anger? YOO SAVED ME! (King Harkinian Pose)

It's really complicated, I have to learn Bone Animation, motion tweens etc. etc. Nothing like Particle Illusion where you just slap on an effect and you got something good D= (Talk to me!)

Grammar Guide (here's some secrets)
1. Explorer, you don't have to save two versions of Grammar Guide. Save it as 2003 only and 2007 will read it too. Office 2007 is backwards compatible.

2. Also, you can convert a PowerPoint to a PDF File! Install the Cute PDF Program (Free, $0.00) to convert anything that can be printed to PDF.

You'd click File, Print, and then select "Cute PDF", or something close. Save the file in the box that appears and BOOM!

PDF Files are UPLOADABLE to the Wikia Database!

It's free! CLICK IT!

I've used it for years (that's how I got the Czar's Leet Contstitution online.

The Czar needs an article badly.

In other news, ARE YOU WRITING THE GEEK/GEECE ARTICLE YET?! I'M SO EXCITED!

I have a day off tomorrow!

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 00:08, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Wow so do I also thanks for showing me the secrets.

User: Tails6000

The state.
I have a question: I would like to create a new state in the USA, and I would like to make it from parts of Eastshield. Who can I ask for permisision to do this? Idoreconise 21:51, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

No. No new states can be added unless they are islands. The USA's primary map is good. But if there is space, consult Explorer 767. -156.34.85.137 22:26, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Return
I never quit that was some hacker. I'm back. Better than eva! --Happyface

Hurray!

User: Tails6000

Strikes
Strike 1 is a warning but you can skip to the next one is the situation is serious.--Happyguy

Can I just say that Flystar took over the land from Pengolia?-- Agent Ninja Ninjas rule!  14:58, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Can I create a medium-large land right next to Antarctic Pennisula?-- Agent Ninja Ninjas rule!  15:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Re:Re:Strikes
No you said on this guy making unnecessary pages that'll you'll give him strike 1 and a 1 week block. And I never gave spongebob those strikes..... That was the hacker.--Happyguy/Face

It will connect to Pennisula a tiny bit, but it will be classified as an island.-- Agent Ninja Ninjas rule!  15:36, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm a Catholic. I'm forbidden to lie like Good Old Georgy.--Happyface

Yeah! Thanks for the idea! I am working on it right now!-- Agent Ninja Ninjas rule!  15:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

I fixed the artcile! Check it out!-- Agent Ninja Ninjas rule!  15:56, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

RE: The Sever Rivers
Well, I was reading your article and thinking... "were's the servers?"

So I have this idea.

Instead of sewage, how about this.

The river that served as the entrance to the Hacker's Underworld should remain as-is. Actual water, not an electronic server.

One part goes to the ocean (as said), one goes to the caves of the Hackers (as said).

As said, Charon and his oar administer all entrance to the dam used to guard the Hacker's Underworld from the cops.

Now, how about this:

The river of forgetfulness is some kind of Ditto (as said), actual water with Ditto, not a server. Any cop that somehow makes it through will drink it and forget about all the hackers.

The other three rivers will work as follows.

There will be specially made, submerged supercomputers and motherboards. The Styx will run across these and gernerate power through its motion (turbines and such, possibly ionized as well).

As you know, computers get very hot. The frozen river (as described in your passage) will take the place of those fans in a normal processor. It will be channelled via canals to certain parts of the computer that the Hackers use for wreaking havoc. It will cool down these vital parts to prevent overheating.

The Hot river (as mentioned) will provide a heat source (caves stay at constant temperatures, but theae get very cold, ESPECIALLY in Antarctica, we're talking super negatives), to keep the cave at a cozy -18 degrees Farenheit.

From there, the computer mainframes will rise out of the water for use by the hackers on dry ground.

There will be houses and such in the Hacker's Underworld, seedy coffee shops (where transactions involving money happen), a base for the Nerd Mafia I planned, hotels, food stores, ect. ect., anything hackers might need.

For items they can't get undergorund, they'll have to take the River back up to the surface. Charon also administers outbound traffic.

Now, as for Charon himself, I drew him at a computer console for a reason.

He not only lets people in and out with the oar, he also tracks all e-mails, instant messages, ect., any website visited, all online conversations (like that Skype thing), phone calls, anything electronic passing through the dam to the Surface, or anything in general.

Charon has a lot of power.

He can also track anyone in the Hacker's Underworld, but only in the Underworld, not the Overworld (LOL, overworld).

Furthermore, Charon can only speak in Leet (like Captain Str00del), but unlike Str00del, and like the actual Charon, he has no sense of humor and takes his job very seriously.

His emotes are always serious, and he types in  >:( , never  :) .

Anyone who can make Charon laugh gets a lifetime passage through the dam, an unmonitored IP Address, a special necklace (like the Music Jam VIP card), and gets Charon on their buddy list, no matter who they are.

However, no one has ever succeded.

Explorer tried, nothing. He now plans on pranking him (that will be fun for you).

Keep writing!

 :) 

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 17:48, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Homossexuality
Certainly, since it's a controversial subject, no one can classify it as "good" or "bad". It depends on each one's point of view.

What's your problem with homossexuality? Dancing Penguin  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk!) 23:02, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'm Chistian too. Homossexuality is wrong, but that's just what we and some people think. We can't make other people find it bad.

By my POV, if 2 guys or 2 girls want to be together, I can't put a Bible in front of them and tell them that is wrong. In a neutral or non-crhistian pov, they're aren't doing nothing wrong because they're not hurting anyone.

Do you understand my point? Dancing Penguin  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk!) 23:39, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

The Ancient Geeks
I can help you with the Ancient Geeks project. I just bought a book and it has a whole section on Greek Mythology. I'm pretty sure all of it could be parodied smoothly. I'm just waringing you, my computer is running slow because I have to install a virus protection program but I don't have the money for it right now. Yesterday it blocked all of my favorite websites!! So, I could be on tomorow or the next day. Not really sure. &#91;:-)--Lovebirds211 01:16, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Something happened
For some reason last night I was blocked because someone who got blocked used my IP adress. It was someone called mystery editor. Speeddasher

Explorer, Strike 1 is a warning....--happyface

RE: Government
Nah.

I like the Krytocracy (literally rule by the gavel), a nation run by a judge or judges (the SPC and the Gourds, respectively)... I'll have to rewrite the Government page. It's not a democracy, LOL!

The judges preside here... it's a good thing!

...but if Mabel ruled, it would be a Dystopian government!! That would make a good movie/novel.

SUPREME OVERLORD MABEL: THE MUSICAL!

 :) 

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 01:43, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

RE: RE: Krytocracy
If it's not broken, don't fix it.

"Rule by the Gavel" isn't barbaric. Penghis Khan's rule is barbaric.

Each nation (and several towns) get a delegate.

President Billybob is a figurehead, not a leader, remember.

Votes are held (so it may be a semi-democratic krytocracy), considering the 2000 Capital Elections and the fact that the government is stable.

Remember these comedic, quoted philosiphies on government:

1. "Politicians can be compared to dirty diapers. They must be changed frequently, often for the same reasons." In other words, a lot of politicians (at least the Federal level) in the USA are sleazy.

2. "A government that is too big will sit on you." In other words, BIG GOVERNMENT = BAD.

3. "If it's not broke, don't fix it." The philosephy that Sigmund Freud is jealous of.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 02:12, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Hacker's Constitution II
Do you mean the Shady Leet linked from the GourdZoid Council?

Yeah... I'm thinking they hate money, and social classes... and Jackos... and I bet that if the Czar of GourdZoid (who needs an article) ever met Carl Marx... "ZOMG OMG OMG OMG!! iTz da maRX!!! u mY H33r0!! pr0LEEtarIUtz rUl3! luv d4 B33rd!"

Then there's that quote on there...

...and this.



Yeah, they should add more to that Controversy section!

I have to go to bed now, so I will respond on Monday (DAY OFF!) as soon as possible.

I'm going to my grandparents an hour away, so it may be a bit.

Keep editing (and making paper bill airplanes) while I'm gone!!!

P.S.: ...do you think that one of the delegates should impose judicial robes for the delegates and make Krytocracy de jure (official) instead of de facto (assumed)?

Before you say no to the robse at the Council... think of all the bombas and pranks Explorer could hide in the Legislature, wearing a judcial robe!

Or Penghis Khan saying: "Does this robe make Penghis Khan look fat?"

...and since everyone's going to customize the black judicial robe they get, Mabel's got a whole new mocking section!!

Here's Some Inspiration, a little Education, and a good laugh at some images. Judges of the World.

Add a little flair to Explorer's... I'll have Judge Xavier smack the Czar until he allows the black robes to be customized, as well as only worn in the Council.

Plus, just THINK of all the Mabel insults that could happen!!

Before I go, I WILL write Supreme Overlord Mabel: the Musical. It's on my list!!

THIS WILL BE FUN!!

 :D 

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 03:14, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Finished Picture
Here's the siggy you requested;



I think I somehow managed to capture your essence in this. If you don't like it though, I will try to redo it. I'll save it due to you wanting it updated. (Talk to me!)

Make NCP Part-Of-USA
Can you, Explorer, make New Club Penguin part of USA? Meaning put it on the Map? I have just started it and I will improve it, but can you? I mean, your ARE the creator of USA, so......? Can you?

--  Ninjinian   ¤   Come talk with me now, or else....

Can you also put Ice City on the map? Thanks! -- Metalmanager  The   Hedgehog  19:40, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Fact
Black holes are only as small as a small town at the most! This is true! Even so, they are very powerful. You know, a black hole the size of a pinhead could swallow the earth! And more! Definitely! This is totally true!

Judicial Robes for the Council Members
As I posted on a previous comment, I suggested declaring the Krytocracy official and having everyone wear Judicial Robes when in session (and only then), unless they choose otherwise.

Fred wears a plaid shirt most everyday, so perhaps this could work?

Read the reasons I gave (Explorer could stuff dozens of prank items down the black robe, they'd be none the wiser, LOL!), and come back to my talk page (not MobileShroom)...

I've been waiting!

--TurtleShroom contributing via his Black Berry cell phone!!!!! :)   Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!!!!!!!!!! 20:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Man..
You edited Warper dude. You inserted a picture. Why? You definitely weren't sure if that was how I intended Warper to look. Same with the panel idea. What if I liked the backpack idea better? You can't just pop in and edit a page without permission! That is, editing the backpack to panel and adding a picture when you know that it's not how I intended it. Explain. Falcoz 01:23, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

???
Reply to Explorer about ??? Talk:New Club Penguin: Bottom right of Antarctica? This CAN be made up right? I am NOT an expert in Geography but you don't have to go like that. If you got a ENORMOUS problem with it, then I'll just change it to BOTTOM. Happy?

--  Ninjinian   ¤   CPP Blogger

Grammar Guide Opinion
How about add a Differences Between Then and Than? Or Differences Between Too, Two and To?

- Aqua Jet ''' Talk Page 12:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

COC Question
Can fictional illustrated works like USA Ross Island, contain "Real World" things, like HMS Terror or anything that has something to do with the real world. Please respond as soon as possible before I edit my illustrated works.

- Aqua Jet ''' Talk Page 12:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Two Things: Judicial Robes and "ZOMG-YOUR-ROCKHOPPER-AND-YOU'RE-A-NINJA!"
I just wanted to remind you to respond (after reading the reasons above on the robes) to the Robe thing I've posted on your talk page page above.

Also, a genius wrote an article on a character named "Ninjahopper". He already had incredible potential, but for the sake of merriment, he speaks with a Pirate Dialect like his family.

Unfortunately, he looks and talks like Rockhopper... and some students are Noobish enough to THINK he's Rockhopper... well, let's just say you don't want to tell him that...

Anyway, robes and Ninja pirates.

That is all. Please respond (and read the messages above)!

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 21:11, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

P.S.: ZOMG-YOUR-ROCKHOPPER-AND-YOU'RE-A-NINJA!

I'm Agent H
I'm the stealth of the Trio and I helped ou obtain the Golden Waffle quest. Guess who I am but don't say it.--Fluffy 21 22:18, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Image and Koobly Kronicles
Thank you for expanding the article. I may be able to write more soon.

However, I uploaded this image.



If you're wondering about the "N" everywhere... I didn't notice until I finished.

For comedy's sake, just write "the builder said he was very sorry".

The should have been "S", not "N".

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I added an Image of the Capital (I mean, Krytocric Hall), and that it looks different from your description... could you change it accordingly?

I would, but I have to eat Dinner. NOW. I'm in a rush.

Also, start drawing Explorer in his Judicial Robes. Whether or not he wears the 24/7 is your choice. Judge Xavier always wore his robes before the law... Explorer only has to when the Legislature is in session. Other than that, it's his choice.

Have a great day,

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 23:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)