War Against Humans

Explorer accidently knocks out Happyface during Phreaker Mode. His dream is very unusual!

Epilogue
"WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!"

Happyface began to run, as Explorer picked up his shovel.

Barkjon was slumped in a chair, watching some TV. He yawned and popped some more bubble gum into his mouth.

Happyface was disgusted, "BARKJON, THIS IS WHY I SIGNED YOU UP FOR PENNY CRAIG!" He just yawned some more.

Explorer, who was slower than Happyface, threw his golden shovel at him.

Right then, is when he snapped out of Phreaker Mode.

Explorer looked down at Happyface. "Not again" Happyface's brain was always being hit. Barkjon finally got up. He looked at the unconscious Happyface.

"What happened????"

Explorer lied. "He tripped. And landed on the floor. Hard." Barkjon sensed he was lying. "The floor is powder snow!"

Explorer gave up. He changed the subject. "I wonder if he's dreaming..."

"Ouch!" Happface yelled. "Where am I? And why is my head red?"

Sensei was standing before him. "Hello youngster. I am a homie gangsta working for the hizzy fo shizzie!"

Happyface used the "shocked" emote.

Buzgy whacked Sensei on the head. "WRONG WRONG WRONG. DON'T SAY YOUNGSTER! SAY YOUNGSTA."

Happyface sighed. He knew this would be a looooooooong day.

Sensei spoke again. "Yo homie gansta! Look at those homie ships! They look lika ship dat Mista. Bean came on. Hizzy fo shizzie!"

Happyface looked to the side. Sensei was right! It looked like Mister Bean's ship.

A few Central Security Agency agents went to investigate.

Then someone amazing stepped out onto the shore.

Chapter One: My name is Bondy!
A intelligent human walked onto shore. Women penguins fainted as he walked pasted them.

Happyface thought it felt like when Rick Astley came to the USA. "Woah, deja vu."

Happyface went up to him, with a flipper on his right hip, making the human think he has a gun.

The human spoke in an Triskelle-y voice. "MY NAME IS BONDY! I mean. Ahem. The name is Bond. John Bo-. NOOOOO! The name is Bond, James Bond."

Sensei went up to the human. "Wassup, homie g! Do ya know mai homie, Mista Bean?" Bugzy approached Sensei. "Let me handle this. TELL ME WHERE YOU COME FROM OR I FIRE A SNOWBALL AT YOU"

James Bond looked at him. "I'm here to take you to a zoo. You kidnapped some of our kind, and put them in a school."

Happyface spoke. "Wait. How do you know this!!!" Bond said, "I'm your server."

Fred ran up to him. "What kind of server? Mail? IP. Proxy? Internet? TRIANGLE!!!! WHAT KIND??????"

To be continued