User blog comment:NotAnEditor/Why no Religion?/@comment-1024726-20090725192217

Make sure the "religions" don't actually involve WORSHIP, just a belief that some object is somehow important and must be treated in some manner.

For example, "Scissorism": ''Scissorism is the belief that scissors are universal "pruners" and are there to stop the unvierse from expanding too much and eventually popping like a balloon (we know, it's pretty weird). Thus, members of this party prohibit running with scissors.''

Also, you might want to consult TurtleShroom on this. I'm pretty sure he'd pass Sandwichism and that he could draw a fine line between what's allowed and what's not allowed.