User blog comment:Tails6000/for RPG fans/@comment-2110305-20100617151310

My two requested moves:

Offense: I build myself a small robot, firing a laser, which destroyes it but sets the opponent's health down alot

Defense: I get out my invented Pencil (or pwncil) and draw myself a shield in front of me. It only breaks after taking the damage, so if the opponent were to laser it, it would guard me once, then collapse.