The Doctor (penguin)

The Doctor (no, not that one!) is a strange, weapon-bearing medic with a familiar obbession with needles and a strange assortment of firearms to deliver them. He works for ORANGE and GREEN alongside friends and foes alike and speaks in the Jack's Lantern accent, normally used by GourdZoid and Marxists.

He is skilled at first response aid and first aid in general, and works on the front lines of battle to heal his fallen allies. He always carries pasta for them.

Background
The Doctor (real name unknown) was raised in what was to become West Pengolia in a particularly remote, mountainous reigon of the already horribly desolate terrain. His mother and father were always under the weather, so he took it upon himself to care for them. From the earliest age, day in and day out, he spent most of his time at the side of his parents, practicing folk medicine and traditional Khanz healing tactics (namely pain) to keep them well enough to put food on the table.

His house's floor was of dirt- err, snow -and he was impovershed, but the young penguin nonetheless managed to keep his parents well enough to slave away in the fields.

The penguin that would become the Doctor finally saw improvement in his parents when a slick, high-tech foreigner came to town on a charity mission. As the Doctor looked on, the foreigner worked wonders with things like sterilizing wounds, covering sores, preening his flipeprs (and even washing them to boot), and using real medication, not pain, herbs, and hoodoo, as their son had.

The foreigner left as soon as he had came, to his parents awe and the Doctor's disgust. He stowed away in the back of his ambulance and rode off to the city to further investigate how the slick foreigner did it. What were these methods? Why did they trump pain, herbs, and home remedies? What was with the cleaning? All of these questions, the Doctor saught to answer for himself.

More driven by jealousy than by the urge to help people, the Doctor took up an internship and proved himself unfit to be a doctor.

Trivia

 * He is a parody of Team Fortress II's Medic.


 * Some say that Club Penguin's "Rad Scientist Costume" was partially based off of the Doctor.


 * He is good friends with Sister Alkamesh.