Quotes

A list of the Quotes of the characters of the. ADD MORE!

Rockhopper
Rockhopper: YARR! WHO'S GOT ME CREAM SODA?

Rockhopper: A yo-ho-ho and a bottle of ru- uh heh heh, I mean soda.

Rockhopper: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

Rockhopper: Who's the lad with the flying hat?

Triskelle

 * "We're getting attacked by hot-n-tots!! Cheeky buggers...give 'em what for!!"


 * "Never mistake efficency for a liver complaint."


 * "Ah! They're at it again!"


 * "Down with this sort of thing!"


 * "Do you think my saying "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads" is a cliche?"


 * "If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, then if it's sent by road then it's a shipment?"


 * "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its knickers on."


 * "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."


 * "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."


 * "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."


 * "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."


 * "I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me."


 * (During Colonial Antarctica) "A riot? Please... HEY EVERYONE, RIOT!!!"

''Triskelle is sitting on his throne. Explorer walks in.''

Triskelle:In my court, it is customary to bow to the King.

Explorer looks shocked

Triskelle:But you're the exception, friend.

On a ship

Ship Captain: Sir, the tides do not allow us to go any faster.

Triskelle: Do the tides command this ship?

Ship Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.

Triskelle: You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?

Ship Captain: No, your majesty.

Triskelle: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?

Ship Captain: No, Your majesty.

Triskelle: Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about drowning you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.

During The Coup of Archet

Triskelle: No. It’s much too dangerous to confront him directly. Let’s see if we can still handle this… quietly.

''On a fishing trip with Will Whitefoot. Whitefoot uses a normal pole, while Triskelle uses his Amulet to pull out fish''

Will (angrily): Why is it that every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?

Triskelle: It isn't "magic", it is an anchient High Penguin art.

''Hiking with an embassador from the USA. Triskelle was unformiliar with USA customs. ''

Embassador: Hey! Who ate all my blubbered seal jerky?

Triskelle: Oh, that was food? I used it to start the campfire last night. Sorry.

Embassador: You what?! Aw, no wonder the flames smelt so good.

(After someone visited, Triskelle is trying to decide if they are good or evil)

Guard: My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?

Triskelle: The newly refurbished chamber.

Guard: Wait, which one are we talking about?

Triskelle: The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

(Darktan's forces capture Luce in a net.)

Darktonian Soldier: I got her, come on!

Triskelle: Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?

(Darktonian Soldiers capture him in a net, too.)

Luce: Elessar, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

Elessar: No, Luce, it's not.

Triskelle: Yeah, it kind of is.

(''After solving a feud between two families that goes back to Olde Antarctica)

Elessar: That's some luck you knew the Ferrys and the Toques.

Triskelle: You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.

Elessar: What?!

Triskelle: I made the whole thing up.

Luce: (shocked) You did not! (then, in devilish admiration) That is so wrong.

Mabel: You're insane, aren't you?

Triskelle (smirking): That's right!

(During Olde Antarctica, Triskelle is assigned to go to the Fire Kingdom)

Triskelle: You want to walk into the Fire Kingdom when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?

Darktan (tossing an unconsious Luce to the side): Here for a rematch?

Triskelle: Trust me, Darktan. It's not gonna be much of a match.

(Telling the about the Amulets to a chick)

Chick: Is this real or a legend?

Triskelle: Oh, it's a real legend.

Triskelle: Dont you find it a bit too cold out here?

Vesper: I've got a lot in my mind. It's been so long. Over three years since I was home. I wonder what's changed..

Triskelle: (yawn) I just asked if you thought it was cold out. I didn't ask for your whole life story.

Zany
STOP WHINING AND CHECK OUT MY STUFF!!

''START IT! START IT! ST-ST-ST-START IT!''

WHY DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR HORRIBLE INVENTION PROFFESOR POOR!

''MUSIC RECKED...SCREAMS AT MINUTE STARTS.......RUINED!!!!!! >:(''

''GRRRR! YOU WRECKED MY MACHINE!!!''

Mabel
(Mabel glares directly at the current reader of this page, through the screen.)

Mabel: Hey, ! Are you aware that you get more stupid every time you visit my page?

(Explorer waddles in and turns to the current reader of this page.)

Explorer:, don't take offense. She hates everyone.

Mabel: Explorer, if there's one character uglier than, it's you!

Explorer: ...and speaking of offense,, I'm going to whack Mabel right now.

Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. Now you try. Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan. How did he do? Mabel: ... (Penghis Khan smiles) Mabel: YOU COMPLETELY CUCKOO ILLEIST! That's the THIRD PERSON speech! It's grammatically WRONG!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Penghis Khan: WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE--LITTLE--Little... SERVANTS! FIND A THESAURUS SO PENGHIS KHAN CAN LOOK UP A SYNONYM FOR BEAST! THEN PENGHIS KHAN WILL WHACK THIS PUFFLE WITH A FISH!!" Danny: Roget's 21st, sir! *knocks Mabel out with book* Xavier (not the Judge, the puffle): Oh, well hit, Daniel! *whacks Mabel with shovel* Clyde: Yeah, you could say she hit the books! HAHAHAHA...

Judge Xavier: Now as I was say- (looks at Mabel) MABEL! YA TOOK MUH LITTLE CHAIR! GIVE ME BACK MUH CHAIR! Mabel: Hey Judge Xavier! Don't avert your EYE when talking to me! Judge Xavier: I have two eyes, thank ya very much. Mabel: It's pronounced "YOU" and "MY", your Dishonor. Now you try it. Judge Xavier: Ya and- wait... did ya just call me ya "DISHONER"?! Mabel: Um... no. Judge Xavier: Oh. Okay then. (Judge Xavier attempts to eat his gavel.) Mabel: (under her breath) freak. Judge Xavier: HEY! (Mabel gulps) Judge Xavier: Ya never gave me back muh chair! (Mabel lets out a sigh of relief, and gives Xavier back his chair) Judge Xavier: I missed yuh, Jonesworth...

Clyde: (to Scooter) Hey, I came up with a new joke: Mabel's four-eyed! Mabel: What did you say? Scooter: (loudly) Such a nice bloke, that guy!


 * Mabel: (to Clyde and Scooter) : Alright, I've had enough! You two are going DOWN!!!

Danny: (shaking his... wait do puffles have a "head"?) Mabel, why do you always say things in G minor?
 * Mabel: (during band practice) Honestly, Xavier, you missed a note.

Mabel:(in a concert hall) Alright, everyone. I'll show you just how good my violin skills are. (plays Pachelbel's Canon in D Major very badly) Later that day... Danny: (faking a professional air) Did you see Mabel's violin concerto this morning? The first crescendo was very uplifting. Clyde: (faking a professional air) Yes, quite uplifting. So uplifting, in fact, that a substantial number of the audience floated out of their seats and right out the exit.

Clyde: (while sleeping) No, stop that... Help! Heelp! Danny: Wake up! You were shouting "Heelp!" Clyde: (''breathlessly) I had a dream about Mabel playing the violin all the time! Danny: Actually, she IS playing it. Mabel: Shut up! I'm having a concert! Everybody loves me! (the audience also has nightmares) Bengal: But you asked me to block the doors! Mabel: Bengal, don't interrupt me. Now let me resume playing! Clyde and Danny: Uh-oh!

Mabel: Why can't we have a disco ball in the couthouse? (other delegates shout out various responses) Jacko #1558: Vhat?! Fred 676: Go eat a Mobius Strip! ?: There is only one worse thing than a disco ball: two disco balls. Judge Xavier: Ya, ma ceiling would be ruined! Mayor McFlapp: Aye, 'twould be a disgrace to South Pole City, wot wot?. Henry Shipper: Arrr, d'you think we dance like ninnies in here? Bob McGoo: Marm, you'm prorbably dee worst 'uffle in 'ee brainbox deepartament. Explorer 767: Yeah, you must be completely cuckoo, Mabel! (everyone stares at Explorer, who has just arrived) Mabel: (face reddening) What did you call me? Explorer 767: Now Mabel, you mustn't forget that I pwn you... (Mabel realises her mistake and smiles innocently) Explorer 767: Good. Now, seeing as I'm here, I think you ought to... (motions to door) Mayor McFlapp: (helpfully) Step aside? (Council members nod fervently) Explorer 767: Righto. Out you go! Mabel: (under her breath) Insolent cuckoo-headed freak.

Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) You are the worst gong muscian ever! Yet I can't even hear you! Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan wants you to eat a harpsichord! Then Penghis Khan will photograph it! Mabel: WHAT?! Penghis Khan: You heard Penghis Khan. Go eat a harpsichord! Mabel: I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE EMPEROR OF A CUCKOO FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YOU WILL DIE! Penghis Khan: FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH! Mabel: BRING IT, TINY! (Just then, Explorer 767 arrives. He immediately asseses the situation and cuts the rope of the chandieler, causing it to crash on both Mabel and Khan.) Explorer 767: (to stunned council members) So, how'd the meeting go? Jacko 1558: (weakly) Ehh... Mabel tried to eat zee 'arpzichord?

Clyde: (to Scooter) I'm really considering becoming an illeist, just to annoy Mabel. Mabel: I heard that, you impudent cuckoo-headed furball! Clyde: Oh really? Well, prepare to hear our newest album: Annoying Sounds! (Band procedes to make a huge cacophony using gongs, bells, foghorns, and anvils) Mabel: AAAAAH!!! Get that annoying sound out of my head! Clyde: Louder and faster, guys! We're close to driving her insane!

Fred 676: If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees... (this was forked from Wikipedia) Mabel: Uh-oh, I actually understood that! Am I turning into a geek? Fred: Yes, I think you are. Next lecture: sines, cosines and tangents!

Judge Xavier: Hmm. Today on tha schedule it says "Prank Mabel". Mabel: Wha-- (''Everyone throws their chairs at Mabel then shove crackers down her throat. Happyface141 and Barkjon take turns smacking her with pillows)

(Mabel sits down on chair, but jumps up.) Mabel: YEEOWCH! Who the waffle put a tack on my stool?! (Mabel looks at Barkjon) Barkjon: Oh, crud.... (Council starts laughing while Mabel chases Barkjon outside) Mabel: You little flightless bird! Wait 'til I get to ya! (Barkjon laughs while running) Mabel: Did I hear you call me a flightless ball of fat fluff? Argh!!!!

Fred 676: (to 24Keyser) If I hadn't known better, I'd think Mabel was evil. Mabel: (overhearing) Why, you-- you little MacGuffin! Fred: (seething) What?! MacGuffin? For your information, young puffle, I am the protagonist of this short story! You are nothing but a minor character, an antagonist waiting to be used! Mabel: (insulted) Yeah, blabber on, cuckoo-headed doofus! Fred: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (begins chasing Mabel around the courthouse) Mabel: (blows raspberry while scooting) Ha ha, you can't catch me! Explorer 767: (amused) Since when did Fred learn literary terms?

Mabel: (while watching WHAT?!?) Ahh... I love this movie. Huh, I wonder why all those other snobs think it's boring. Happyface141: (overhearing) WHAT?! You love that movie? It's so boring!!! Mabel: (turning to the readers) Sigh... I told you so. Explorer 767: (overhearing) Hey, Mabel! I thought I grounded you from breaking the fourth wall! Mabel: Oh yeah, you sniveling doofus? Try breaking this! (shoves Explorer into the world of the movie) Happyface: Oh, gosh!!! (The Trio attempt to get Explorer out of the TV World by knocking on the TV screen. They start trying to break the glass, but only manage to make the TV topple over.) Mabel: (watching the futile attempts of the Trio) Hmph. I'm going to get a drink of water. Explorer: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEE- (Darkness falls around Explorer) Explorer: (in bed) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (hyperventilating, clutching his covers) Whew. It was just a dream. (Mabel is watching "WHAT?!?" in the other room) Movie: WHAT?! Explorer: AAAHH!! It was real! (Explorer cowers under the covers and his little propeller hat falls off) (In the other room...) Mabel: (rolls eyes) What is my cuckoo headed freak of a master doing now? Movie: '''WHAT?! ' (Explorer screams from the other room, and a shovel flies through the wall, nearly striking Mabel's collection of commerative plates'') Mabel: (turning to the readers, thus breaking the fourth wall again) What an idiot. (picks up a plate and goes off to chase Explorer)

Mabel: (scooting down the street) Ahh... what a lovely morning. (stares up at the sky, which is overcast) Meanwhile... Clyde: (to Scooter) Everything ready? Scooter: Yup. (turns on a piece of equipment) (Mabel is scooting down the street, remarking how nice the sky looks) Mabel: ...I haven't seen an overcast morning like this since   --   Hold it ! Who's messing with my  formatting  ? Clyde: (popping out from behind a corner) Haha! Serves you right, four-eyes! Mabel: Why you little sniveling sne ak! (starts chasing Clyde and Scooter) (The Antics Brothers overhear) Explorer: (giggling) Heeheehee, them puffles did a great job with that formatting! Fred: (nodding) Yup, they could really help out at the wiki sometime. Hahaha...

(Mabel is riding the Antarctic Express) Mabel: It's good to take a vacation on the ocassion. (The train stops, and Winston enters. For those of you who haven't read his article in a while, Winston is part Ninja, though he can't fight. he just looks like it. Mabel doesn't know this.) Mabel: (Looking at the "Ninja") ...he isn't here for Card-Jitsu... is he? (The ninja comes closer) Mabel: ...WINSTON?! YOU'RE A NINJA?! Winston: (cheerfully) Hello friend! How's my favorite little glasses wearing puffle? Mabel: (stuttering) You're... a... ninja... Winston: Aww.... you look like you need a hug! (Mabel trembles) Mabel: NINJAS DON'T HUG! Winston: (looks down) I'm a Ninja? Well, I'll be! (looking down at Mabel) You know what that means? (Mabel gulps) Winston: (squeals in delight) NINJA HHHHUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!! (Winston vice grip hugs Mabel) Mabel: YOU ARE A #^$&i#&^$*#&^ disgrace to Ninjas! You're supposed to FIGHT ME! %$@@@!~@#$%^&*^%#@^#@%$w@^%$@w%$q^%###@@!!~!@!@$^*((^$@!%&^%@#$%&^*$#$^&(*&&*(*&^%$####!!#$&*/*+$#@#$%^#@!!#$%(*& (Winston keeps hugging) Mabel: @#%$%$#@#$%^&^^%$##%$#@#$%^&*&#%!$^%#$%^&*(*&^%$#@####$%%^^&^$%#!#$^W#^#$^#^#$@$%#!@#@#$%$$%@%@%@@@#@@!#$#$#@####!!#%$^%&**&&^**&^&&^#^*&&#@@!^%^ (Winston finally lets go. Mabel starts gasping for air) Mabel: They don't make ninjas like they used to. (Mabel scoots off) Mabel: (mumbles) $#$@!@#$%$$#%#$#@###@!@%%^%$.......... (Explorer overhears) Explorer: (turning to the audience) Now what did I weasel into this short story for?! To hear Mabel say "hash", "asterisk", and "at sign" all over again? (Explorer waddles off, muttering the words "ampersand", "tilde", and "parentheses" over and over.)

(Explorer walks up to Mabel, in Strict Mode, and sits down next to her.) Strict Explorer: Greetings. It is pleasurable to see a civilized being in this idiotic wasteland. (Mabel is unaware of Explorer's "modes") Mabel: (In shock) Who are you and what have you done with my freak of a master?! Strict Explorer: (arrogantly) It is me, you doofus! Mabel: ...I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS! Mabel: (takes out camera, starts recording) So, Explorer, what do you think of Happyface? (Strict Explorer looks ahead, and replies) Strict Explorer: (adjusting his glasses) Happyface is an uncivilized being of which has no life. He should be locked in an asylum filled with abstract art. Maybe he would come back more cultured. Mabel: Wow. You took the words right out of my mouth. Mabel: (Takes out paper) ... and if you sign this contract, you will ban The Troublesome Trio and end pranks forever. Strict Explorer: Gladly. It would be my honor to rid Antarctica of such foul scum and- (Strict Explorer stops in mid-sentence and collapses on the ground in a seizure like state.) Mabel: EXPLORER! YOU WERE BAOUT TO END PRANKS FOREVER! (Explorer rises back up, now in "Phreaker" Mode. His eyes are spiralling.) "Phreaker" Explorer: i lIKE piffLEZ!! do3z U?! Mabel: ...what?! "Phreaker" Explorer: i sca3ZZ noth|nG!!11!!!1!!11!11!! 3v3N U bec0m3 nAPKinZZ!!!! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer takes out a shovel.) Mabel: (scared) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SUPERIOR BEHAVIOR?! "Phreaker" Explorer: LOLZZZ!!11!!!111111!!!!!! i g0tZ SpaD3ZsZ!!! Bwa Ha wee Ha wee Ha!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!! (Mabel gulps) "Phreaker" Explorer:  !!!!! LOLZ!!!!11!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer chases Mabel with the shovel) Mabel: Oh well, 'tis better to have been civilized and lost, than to never have been civilized at all (*whack*)!

Happyface: (overhearing) I hate you! EAT CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!! Mabel: (scared) '''Anything but CHEESE PUFFS!!! ANYTHING!!''' Happyface: (stunned) Wow... that was definitely not in the script.
 * Mabel: I hate Happyface. He is the most uncivilized penguin ever to walk the face of the South Pole.

Mabel: (yelling at Explorer) YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT YOU?!!! Explorer: Boingety-boing-boing. Kaboom.

(Explorer is sitting down. Mabel scoots up to him. Realizing his new status...) Mabel: You know, even if that crown was solid platinum, I would still think you are a cuckoo-headed freak. (Explorer turns to Mabel) Explorer: You know, if that crown was solid platinum, I betcha I could make a fuel cell out of it. (whispers) Platinum's a good catalyst. Mabel: ... Explorer: (to himself) And then I could use it to power the rotor on top of it! Oh, wait, I need hydrogen gas. (turns to Mabel) Have you seen any of these? (holds up a crude drawing of a hydrogen gas molecule) Mabel: ... Explorer: (turning around) Where can I find H2? I know! I'll go ask G... Mabel: (to herself) Dumb monarch.

Auld Lang Syne: (to Mabel) Happy New Year, friend! Are you ready to party? Mabel: No. Auld Lang Syne: Good! (takes out harpsichord) Any requests? Mabel: That's a harpsichord. Auld Lang Syne: Sure is, sprout! I can play anything on one of these babies! (Mabel is annoyed.) Mabel: How about "Shut Up and Leave"? Auld Lang Syne: Hmm... I don't know that one. Could ya hum a few bars for me? Mabel: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I need to find someone to insult, or I'll surely break out in a rash! (Mabel sees Explorer) Mabel: HEY EXPLORER! YOU'RE UGLY! Explorer: Ugh... this is one old acquaintance I have to forget and never bring to mind.

Fridge (while playing Truth or Dare with Mabel): Go ahead, pick.

Mabel: Ok, truth.

Fridge: Do you always like being better than someone else?

Mabel: Nope.

(Korobase scoots by)

Korobase (After hearing the last question and answer): Did I just hear that you don't like being the best?

Mabel: That's right.

Korobase: ...that's so un-true! You always want to be better than other people!

Mabel: WHY, YOU...!!!

(Fridge scoots away)

Korobase: I wouldn't try and come at me, if I were you, of course!

(Korobase pulls out a Jet pack)

Mabel: Bring it, punk!

(Mabel pulls out a bigger jet pack)

Korobase: Huh, well, get a load of this!

(Korobase pulls out a HUGE jet pack)

Mabel: Hahahaha!

(Mabel pulls out the biggest jet pack ever)

Korobase: ...

Mabel: Heh, I just need to put it on and I will be flying faster than you could ever go!

(Mabel tries to put on the jet pack but ends up falling over)

Korobase: Hahahaha!

(Fridge comes back with an ice cream)

Korobase: You see that? That's her trying to be better than me!

Mabel (while upside down on the ground): I... should have.... picked... dare....

Dentor: Hello Mabel

Mabel: Hello Phreak

Dentor: Been pranked yet?

Mabel: Nope, I haven't been pranked all day actually.

Dentor: Oh good...

(Dentor pulls out a hose)

Mabel: I knew that was going to happen.

Dentor: Get ready to be sprayed!

Mabel: Hmm fine, but I warn you, I HAVE EQUIPMENT TOO!

(Mabel pulls out a HUGE hose)

Dentor: Umm...

(Mabel grins)

Dentor (to himself): Quick! Get out!

Mabel: I would drop that hose, if I were you.

(Dentor starts running)

Mabel: Oh no you don't!

(SPLASH)

Dentor (covered in water): I knew I should have stayed at home.

(listening to This Wiki's Not the Same Without You)

Mabel: *sniff*

(Explorer waddles up.)

Explorer: Mabel, are you crying?

(Mabel glares at Explorer, trying to wipe her tears.)

Mabel: *sobbing* ...no, I just ate some onions.

Explorer: Mabel... you're allergic to onions.

Mabel: *sniff* I AM NOT!

Explorer: The last time you ate one, you swelled like a fat balloon and turned blue.

Mabel takes an onion and eats it.

Mabel: See? I was eating onions, and I cried when this song happened to be pla-

(Mabel turns blue and swells up.)

Explorer (after sticking a syringe in Mabel's side): You know, I'm going to tell everyone that that song makes you cry.

Mabel: IT DOES NOT MAKE ME CRY!

(Explorer smirks and turns on the song again.)

Mabel: (in a hoarse voice) *sob* See? I'm... *sniff* not crying *sob*.

(Explorer walks up to Mabel.)

Explorer: I figured out your full name.

Mabel: So?

Explorer: It's Mabel von Injoface.

(Mabel smiles faintly)

Explorer: (nervous) ...Mabel... why are you *gulp*, smiling? ...you're not supposed... to do that.

Mabel: XIX. My full name is Mabel von Injoface... XIX.

Explorer: ...XIX? What kind of phre-...

(Explorer casts a blank stare.)

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: (grinning evily) That's right.

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: Uh huh.

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: Yes.

Explorer: (in complete panic) THERE WERE EIGHTEEN OTHER MABELS?!

Mabel: All the way back to the High Penguin Confederacy.

Explorer: (trembling like Penguin Micro) ...s-so other cr-cr-creatures... h-had to p-put up w-with............................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Explorer runs off in sheer panic)

Mabel: (turns to audience, grinning very evily) This is why I keep a family tree.

(Explorer returns a few minutes later, smirking)

Explorer: Guess what? Betcha you don't know my full name.

Mabel: (sighing) Explorer Freddell Antics. The First. What kind of a freak has a middle name like "Freddell"?

Explorer: See, that's where you're wrong..... I looked through the Antics Family Tree, and this is what I found.....

(Explorer holds up a old, tattered sheet of parchement)

Parchment text:

|                                                                                   |     |    Harrington Peebeejaytee Antics III - Fellowbird Pinefall                    | |                                        |                                          |     |                                         |                                          |     |                                         |                                          |     |      Explorer Freddell Antics CLXIX  ---  Freddell Explorer Antics CCCXIV      | |____________________________________________________________________________________|

Mabel: (looking at the parchment) So what? It only says that you're Explorer Antics CLXIX, which means there were....

Explorer: Uh-uh.....

Mabel: (with a look of shock) Uhh.... er... there were...

Explorer: Yes?

Mabel: (freaking out) 'THERE WERE 168 OTHER EXPLORERS??????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @$&*^(*^$%#$#@#(&*^(*^$%@$@#(*^$##@*%#@^*)(^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‽◊♬♬♬⁂؟؟♩♩※◊◊◊◊؟؟؟‽‽♫♬♩♬♬♬!!!!!!!!!!!!'

(Explorer looks on as Mabel yells out the names of 300 punctuation marks)

Explorer: Yep, that's right. I'm Explorer Freddell Antics the Thirteenth2. Beats nineteen by a long shot.

(Mabel comes across Alex12345a. Alex12345a falls down backwards) Mabel: What in the freaking world are you doing?

Alex: Umm... umm...

Mabel: WHAT?!?

Alex: Um... I.... erm.... just saw a... erm... how should I say this... erm...

Mabel: Let me guess. You are saying that you are an idiot.

Alex: NO I AM NOT! I LOVE YO (gulps)

Mabel: You love me?

Alex: No I don't.

Mabel: Yes you do. Look at you. You did those "actions". That means...

(Mabel smirks)

Mabel: Y..you have a crush on me.

(Alex runs, or apparently waddles to somewhere else. Breaking the forth wall, she says)

Mabel: Do you?

(Mabel sees a group of Jock Penguins)

Mabel: Hey you dumb apes.

Jock 1: What did she call us?

Mabel: I called you dum apes.

Jock 2: Well lets...

Jock 3: No wait. Lets have a game of football.

Jock 4: Good idea.

(Jock 5 picks up Mabel)

Mabel: Hey. Where're your going. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Help.

''(Explorer walks by')'

Explorer: Great!

Jock 5: What ya looking at.

{Explorer runs off to get the South Pole Council)

Jock 3: This is going to be great

(The Jocks play football with Mabel as their football. Soon, the South Pole Council arrive to watch the game)

Mabel (While being thrown): Helpppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judge Xaivier: This is cool.

Penghis Khan

 * "Penghis Khan wants his fish back! Give Penghis Khan his fish or you will get slapped!"


 * "Does this hat make Penghis Khan look taller?"


 * "SERVANTS! Fetch Penghis Khan his phone books! HE CAN'T SEE OVER THE COUNCIL DESK!


 * (after being insulted by Mabel) "WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE--LITTLE--Little... SERVANTS! FIND A THESAURUS SO PENGHIS KHAN CAN LOOK UP A SYNONYM FOR BEAST! THEN HE WILL WHACK THIS PUFFLE WITH IT!"


 * (when people pick him up) *slaps with fish* "Put Penghis Khan down! Have respect for Penghis Khan and his Imperial PWNAGE!"


 * "Servants, Penghis Khan wants food!"


 * Penghis Khan defies you! Come and kneel before Penghis Khan!


 * PENGHIS KHAN IS BETTER THAN WHOOT! DON'T BELIEVE THE HISTORY BOOKS, THEY'RE A SCAM!


 * THIS IS OUTRAGE! PENGHIS KHAN DEMAND A PUFF FLAGS BE BUILT NEXT TO PENGHIS KHAN'S PALACE!

Explorer

 * What the pancake?
 * Oh my sugar waffle!
 * Oh, phooey!
 * Psyche you!
 * Well, that was psyched.
 * Fore! (throws bomb)
 * (sarcastically) If ya need me, I'll be on the porch.
 * (sarcastically) Sah, yes, sah, whatever y' want, sah!
 * Bah, go phish!
 * Did she (Mabel) just call me a phreak?
 * (after watching something funny) Which should I choose, LOL, ROFL, or ROFLOL?
 * (war cry) DOOOOOOOOOOOHICKEY!!!
 * (alternate war cry) Give 'em lymph an' acetic acid!
 * Goofiness is 20% humor, 20% inspiration, and 60% being cuckoo-headed.
 * (loudly over intercom) This is a Ditto warning, I repeat, THIS IS A Ditto WARNING!!!
 * (looking at his wiki article) Why are there so many ads on my page?
 * (in Nerd Mode) In the name of mitochondria!
 * (in Nerd Mode) Sweet merciful centrioles above!
 * And the phreaking (noun) won't even (verb)!
 * (in Phreaker Mode) I LIKES PIFFLEZ! DOES YOU?!
 * (in Phreaker Mode) I SCAREZ NOTHIN'! EVEN U BECOME NAPKINZ!!
 * Wanna go phishing? I got bait! (holds up fake e-mail)
 * Fore! (throws bomb)
 * Alright, I gotta do this ASAP! Whatever that means. Hmmm... maybe it's "Act swiftly, awesome Pygoscelis!"
 * (While Touring Dorkugal)
 * Explorer: (looking at a room hidden in a bookcase) I think I'll look in here...
 * (Explorer walks in, only to be thrown out. A Random Penguin leans out of the secret room, screaming.)
 * Random Penguin: GET OUT OF MY LA-BORR-AH-TORY!
 * Explorer: (turning to audience) Hmmm... have I seen this before? (turns to weirdo) Dude, quit being meta-fictional.


 * (Explorer is reading Quest For The Golden Waffle)
 * Explorer (turning to audience): Wow, isn't this weird... I'm in a work of fiction, reading a work of fiction in which I star. Now that work of fiction references another work of fiction which is a parody of something real... and the former fictional work isn't even finished!


 * Explorer: (looks up and sees the Infobox falling towards him) Uh-oh...

Explorer: (confused) This user quit ? (turns to readers) What kind of wiki is that?
 * (while looking at the user pages of some quitters)


 * (While in South Pole City).
 * Explorer is walking down the street, and a little penguin, shorter than Penghis Khan, peaks out from an alleyway. No room for description, I'm using this.
 * Penguin: Psssstt! Come here. I have bad news.
 * (Explorer walks over.)
 * Penguin: See that? (He points up) ...it's... it's... (whispers) it's going to fall.
 * Explorer: ...the sky?!
 * Penguin: No! That's a cliche! THAT! (He points at the edit box, its other page buttons, and the Sidebar.)
 * Explorer: What, the Fourth Wall?
 * Penguin: The.. the... WHAT?!
 * Explorer: ... oy... more meta-fiction.
 * Penguin: THE SIDEBAR?! THE SIDEBAR IS COLLAPSING?!
 * (Penguin runs off into the streets.)
 * Penguin: IT'S COLLAPSING! THE SIDEBAR IS COLLAPSING!
 * (Explorer walks by a theater and sees its newest film on the sign.)
 * Explorer: IT'S A MOVIE?!

Fred
Fred 676: Not the Fibonacci Sequence again, the last time we did that our tangent got clobbered! Fred: How many times have I told you that you can't eat a mathematical figure? Explorer: (under his breath) Yeah right, and i am the square root of negative one.
 * Oh, for the sake of integrals!
 * (to Mabel) $$mx+b=y$$. Therefore, we cannot have a disco ball in the courthouse.
 * Explorer's Theorem: "I couldn't finish my homework". Proof: Still working on that.
 * (as chick, to math teacher) I just know I put my homework in a Klein Bottle, but I couldn't find it this morning!
 * Explorer 767: (playing Antarctic football) Hike 1! Hike 1! Hike 2! Hike 3! Hike 5! Hike 8! Hike 13! Hike 21!
 * (war cry) HYPOTENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!
 * (brandishing a sharp right triangle) Don't make me jab you with the cosine!
 * For the aleph-nulleth time, (procedes to complain)
 * For the zeroth time-- oh, wait. Nevermind.
 * Explorer 767: What's for dessert? Pie?
 * Fred: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
 * (Fred is in the South Pole Council debating with Mabel. It has been a long and hard debate, and Fred is creaming the proposition (Mabel). Out of pure frustration, Mabel hits Fred with a commemorative plate.)
 * ''WHACK!!!'
 * Fred: (sarcastically) That would be ad hominem.