User blog comment:Swiss Ninja/The Crusades, American Civil War, and White Land/@comment-1024726-20100201215348

If you're really going to parody the Crusades, you do know that Swiss Ninja will end up being defeated because Director Benny will manipulate everything...

Solar panels? Volcanic winter. Wind turbines? Plant shady bills that propose dams be built to stop the flow of katabatic winds. Reusable energy? Increase entropy.