Dan Beronews

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He is Fourth Wall Breaking Penguin... When he sees Mabel He randomly screams "Won't ya go jump off a cliff, you punctuation screaming weirdo!" Then out of no where he hears "bow chicka wow wow, that's what my baby says, mow mow mow and my heart starts pumping! Most likely it is Director Benny trying to torture him for the insult. Wait! His puffle, Bouncer, just released his secret! He likes'' Mabel! He did say this is true and joined the MMK, he tried to keep it a secret by telling Explorer to infiltrate the MMK. It turns out, he was lieing! He LOVES MABEL!

Background
He has an imense knowledge of theparanormal and loves Halloween. He has a job at the Bureau of Fiction as a BOSS. He like TurtleShroom (penguin) has an obsession with crosses, Weird huh? He loves Question marks... Familier, eh? He wants to be on Absolute Thespian Islet but not yet has he succeeded. He too has different modes but they are not all known, yet. He owns his own restaurant, too. He is a registered IT guy in the state of Dorkugal, that is a very high honor there, as he has 10/10 stars, being rated the best in Dorkugal. (After Curta Jobs)

Involvement
He recently found a PDA and accidentally used the unknown narrator function to become the delegate in the South Pole Council. He is an avid sailor and is the head of the CNIC. He owns black puffle who's name is Bouncer! He only uses Doors' Xtravaganza. He is well known in the community of South Pole City. He is an EPF agent.

Trivia

 * He is a major patron of the Clubb Phengin Weekee, but only reads... no editing.
 * He loves Pixie Brand Pop
 * He voices himself on X and the City
 * His puffle, Bouncer, voices WishFlyx on the same show