Talk:Gáston Hochstadt

Talk to me, commonors and loyal subjects of my empire!

s3t uZ fR33!!!
g4zT0n:


 * w3, teh c|tiZ3ns of Slumalia w4nT to b33 fR33 of ur reigN! we'Re n0t t4lIbe4nZ buT w3 l0ve ouR n4tION &  w4nt 2  B  fR33  cit|z3nS oF oUR c0untry, teh cOuntry of sLum4lIA.


 * slum4lIa iZ a bl3zziNG to us Str00d3ls cuz we got liberT33Z no one ever gavE uZ befor3.


 * th3n, U come anD anNNe  ><  us 2 yoUr n4ti0N anD we dON't lIk3 it!!!


 * Ls3t uz fr33, n0w!!111!11!111!11!


 *  \/\/ 4ffl3z,
 * t3h Üb3r 1337 cIt|z3nzz oF slUm4lIA!!!11!!1!

FR33D0M!!!!1!1!!111!!!1!!

Ok, I have a degree in l33t, so i'll translate it;

Set us free!!!
 * Nice title!

Gaston:
 * Yes, you!


 * We, the citizens of Slumalia want to bee free of your reign. We're not TailBEAN but we love our nation &  want 58  free  citizens of our country, the country of Slumalia.


 * They hate you!


 * Slumalia is a blezzing to us Str00dels because we got liberties no one ever gave us before.


 * They deserve there own liberty, and freedom. Nice work on making sound like a Libertian.


 * :Then, you come and make us part of your nation and we don't like it.


 * GIVE THEM INDEPENDANCE!


 * let us free, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * You're in The Hot Snow.

Yours, from your enemy.

--Judge Konquer

Second War
You have greatly angered us (again). We recoginze SLumolia's independance, but you're not setting them free!!! TerraMount have signed a contract with us. Thank you! --NATO

MESSAGE FROM SOUTHWEST SLUMALIA - U mUst s3t uZ fr33!!!1!!111!!11!!
g4zt0 | \ | :

U mUst st0p PWN|nG uz & b3inG 3v\l! lIving und3r teh Tal|b34Nz iz b3tt3r th4n U!!!11!!1!1!1!!

s3t UZ fr33 oR w3 w|LL 4sK 4 help!!1!11!1!!!!!

w3 w|ll L04d teh ROFLCOPTERS!!!1!`1!1!!!'

LOLZ & U WILL B PWn3d!!!11!!!11!!!11

w3 m4Y AnneX U!!!!1212!!1!1!1!!

Ur's trUl33...

TEH 1337 H0BoZ oF t3h sLum4l | 4 d4t iz conQu3r3ed bY U!11!1!!!!!1!

Here... Let me translate:

Gaston: (You, YES you Gassy)

You must stop pwning us and being evil (Harsh... I would have said mean...)

Set us free or we will ask for help. (rut rough!)

We will load the ROFLCOPTERS. (Your in for it now...)

We may annex you! (Now your in trouble... be lucky they didn't mention death by waffles and pancakes

Your's Truely...

The LEET Hobos of the Southwest Slumalia that is conquereed by you!

(Now your in for it Gassy!!! -Dan)

Please Note: Anniemoose98 did not I repeate NOT write that letter. Turtleshroom did. I only translate for you (and added some comments) :)