Talk:SHAM WOW


 * We already hae ShamOMG!, so I'm redirecting.

HOWEVER, I WILL MERGE GENIUS IP'S WORK WITH SHAMOMG.

SHAM WOW is a cleaning product made by the SHAM WOW guy, claiming its 12 times as absorbent as the other leading brand. But Billy Mays would always say his cleaning products are better.

Description
This yellow rag is one of the best cleaning products but can also be used as a deadly weapon. Its able to drive the opponent insane by forcing him/her to repeatedly say SHAM WOW! for some odd reason, for the advantage of ninjas. Yet no one knows where they are made, this is good because if they found it would deffinately lead to an apocalyptic event.

Trivia

 * People often use them to attack Mwa Mwa Penguins so they will stop talking like that for a while.
 * The affects of it only last for 5 minutes.
 * Alot of people think its very annoying because whenever they use it to clean they will repeatedly say SHAM WOW as if they used it on themselves.

Internal Links

 * Billy Mays

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