Dorkugese flu

The dorkugese flu is a disease wich makes a person into a dorkugese penguin its mostly found in the dorkugese jungle and is preventable but only at certain stages.

PHASES
Phase one the vistim feels physical damage and their eyeseight decreases to the pont when they need glasses another thing is the urn into a pale color

Phase two the victims style changes and the victim starts wearing traditional dorkugese clothing and mysterously starts building computers

Phase three the victim is into computers and is obsessed with them now

Phase four the victim somehow finds a way to get to dorkugal and goes to dorkugal

Phase five the victim is a fully realized dorkugese penuin and now lives in dorkugal

TRIVIA
It can be cured and it can only be cured by washing the victim in the rivers of dorkugal

1% of dorkugese penguns are dorkugese penguins because of this