Antarctic Investigation Authority

The Antarctic Investigation Authority (AIA) is an espionage branch of the PSA founded and led by Professor Shroomsky, or under his codename, "Headmaster Champignon". It is one of the most powerful government agencies, particularly because it has the authority to wiretap, issue search warrents, wiretap, monitor others and use the GCPA act... did I mention they could be WIRETAPPING you?

Background
The AIA was founded by Professor Shroomsky in May 2009 to stop the UPM, which, until his discovery, was considered a rumor to those not on the street. Along with the GCPA Act, the AIA managed to PWN the UMP, though after about a month in Owcatraz (and still running the Mafia from behind bars), Bugzy escaped and once again roams the USA, though he became a quick enemy of Shroomsky.

Abilities
The AIA now runs generic and specialized operations, though most are unknown to the public, since Shroomsky obbsesses over classification.

Abilities
The AIA can do many powerful government moves. In some cases, any AIA agent can do it, otherwise only the Headmaster can.

Some creatures criticize some of the powers listed, thinking it slightly restricts their freedom like the national judiciary did.

Any agent can...

 * Arrest people.


 * Wiretap phones and chatrooms.


 * Make search warrents without permission needed.


 * Report naughty people to the moderators (in CP).


 * Park anywhere unless it's dangerous for others.


 * Follow suspected criminals without stalking charges (excellent for Canren).

Only the Headmaster can....

 * Classify anything FROM the public and release anything classified TO the public.


 * Take over a reigon via declaration of martial law if the usual law and order leaves town and the gangs took over and commit every kind of unthinkable deed.


 * Declare a State of Emergency.


 * Assign missions.


 * Launch Deletion Missiles (not to be confused with REGULAR Missiles)
 * Unless in a total war (like Dagor Dagorath), in which the Narrator, the Masters of the Universe, or anyone who owns one can.


 * Authorize Deletion Missile Tests.


 * Launch REGULAR Missiles at any time.

Nobody can....

 * Beat up people.

Reception
Even though the South Pole Council voted "Yes" in a landslide victory (only Tails6000 and Shadow voted against it), the AIA has come under criticism since it was established. Others think it is "too powerful".

Praise

 * Penghis Khan is a HUGE fan of the AIA, mostly because of all the tools of PWNage they have at their disposal.

Criticism

 * Naturally, Bugzy despises the AIA because it sent him to the Slammer for a month and because it is a threat to the UPM, which Bugzy treats like family.

Uniform
None firmly established yet, though "Headmaster Champignon" already has his own dress.


 * It HAS been confirmed that top hats will be a mandatory apparel in the uniform. Sunglasses are allowed, but optional.


 * Shroomsky is still deciding what the agents should wear as a symbol of their position. He's considering, among many things, a cloak (like his), a bow tie, a briefcase, a special pin, or a robe... he needs help on choosing.

Agents
Currently, the AIA is quite small, with the members being:


 * Hat Pop


 * Canren


 * Becky the Secretary

Trivia

 * According to Turtleheimer, Professor Shroomsky's Headmaster dress is somewhat due to a migrane and a large dosage of Azarath medication.


 * Their motto is "I'm Watching!".

Internal Links

 * Busted!


 * Professor Shroomsky


 * PSA


 * More on "Headmaster Champignon's" dress.