User blog comment:TurtleShroom/"Universal Mary Sue-Test" - Do You Dare Take It?/@comment-477220-20091005022421

Mabel is an anti-mary sue. A character created that's supposed to stink.

''    If vampires existed, would they be offended by Twilight? I personally think yes... ''

On TSdC, someone made a joke that if vampires would real, one of them would break into Smeyer's house, rant at her, and then eat her. I would tell you to join, but that's a "dirty" site.