User blog:Kwiksilver/If I Could Bottle Randomness, I'd Be a Rich Man

Have you ever stopped to think, what would happen if you bottled abstract nouns?

I mean words like, happy, sadness, joyful, energetic, etc.

Maybe you could go to the shop to pick up an "essence of joy" for your depressed sibling.

You could pick up "a whiff of relaxation" if you're really stressed.

There would be a whole aisle full of them, so many bottles, so many labels. But I would only be looking for one.

HAPPINESS!

I'd get on top of a skyscraper and blow the essence into the air vents of office buildings, making the angry, stressed out office workers take a happier outlook on life. No side effects, no nothings.

The world would be a much nicer place.

SO, when critical people ask me what I'm on, I say...

BOTTLES OF RANDOMNESS!!!!

--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- It's not a good time to fish. 13:00, 12 July 2009 (UTC)