Floodlight Act of 2005

The Floodlight Act of 2004 was a government act to install giant floating floodlights above every city and populated area in Antarctica. These floodlights would be used to shine light on the land below and simulate daytime in the perpetual darkness of winter.

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FEDERAL LAW:  THE 1337 ACT REGARDING THE INSTALLATION OF ARTIFICIAL DAYLIGHT IN THE WINTER  AS DRAFTED BY THE PWNSOME SOUTH POLE COUNCIL  March 27, 2004.  

Article One: Reasons to Neccesitate This Law

 * The South Pole Council:
 * ACKNOWLEDING the obstacles produced by the perpetual nighttime in winter,
 * RECOGNIZING that there needs to be a method of negotiating the aforementioned obstacles,
 * NOTING that the absence of the sun, quote, "bums people out",
 * and AWARE that acts proposing the construction of cool things [sic] are of the highest order of PWNage (excepting Bugzy, who is PWNsome to the degree that we are not able to classify him into an order of PWNage), 'nuff said,

 HEREBY PROPOSES THE FOLLOWING BILL.



Article Two: Summarization
AS SUCH, the South Pole Council hereby proposes the construction of a plethora of floodlights, which will be installed in the stratosphere above Antarctica, so as to simulate daylight during the perpetual nighttime in the winter.

The structure of this system of floodlights will be elaborated on in Article Three.

Article Three: Structure
More coming soon!

Trivia

 * The Act forces the Governance to work harder in the winter, and as a result, bills go up in that season.

Internal Links

 * South Pole Council
 * Governance
 * AiringJet
 * Ternville