Mwa Mwa Attackers

The Mwa Mwa Attackers are an army lead by Yorkay Porkay to destroy Mwa Mwa Penguins, as they are a great annoyance.

Background
One day, York went into the Pet Shop to buy O-Berries and puffle food for her eighteen puffles. Then, a penguin resembling a Chick (but was obviously not...) tugged her leg and said "MUH MUH!" York screamed "RAWR!" at the top of her lungs and the thing went away. She shrugged it off and walked towards the Puffle-O area.

Then, a penguin her age (about 15) wearing a blue propeller cap, blue swimming goggles, red footie pajamas, a teddy bear, and a blue scarf walked up to her. "Wello!" York was enraged. Jasper flared his fangs. "RAWR!" About fifty of these strange penguins fled the shop.

A normal penguin walked in. York sighed with relief. "HEY!" she said. "What are those... things!?"

"Oh, them?" the penguin said. He shrugged. "Mwa mwa penguins... most annoying things on the planet. Mentally insane, them. Fully grown penguins who pretend to be chicks because they're hungry for attention. I'd ignore them."

York didn't want to ignore them. A hate was building up. Being the PWNguin she was, she wanted to pwn n00bs. A female mwa mwa about twenty years old walked up to York and said, "Hwi!"

"That's it," York muttered. Jasper flared his fangs, and the penguin ran away.

York grabbed her most pwnsome weapon, the ROFLCOPTER, and shouted, "DON'T MAKE ME FIRE THESE ROFL WAFFLES! YOU DON'T WANT THAT!" The mwa mwa penguins were still drooling. And so emerged the largest "rawr" Antartica has ever seen, a fiery mess of ROFL Waffles flying everywhere, and Jasper feeding like he's never fed before.

York went home, and sent mail to Wonderweez, a villain. York was no villain, but she knew he hated mwa mwas as well. Powerful villains could be of much help to pwn the mwa mwas.

Wonderweez responded with a yes, also stating that he is friends with her, who could actually be of some help. Then Flywish sent York a letter saying he'd also like to help because this guy took a bite of his sandwhich and he's mad.

The MMA is still very small, but it is

getting bigger and bigger everyday.

Leaders

 * Yorkay Porkay
 * Jasper

Co-Leaders

 * Wonderweez
 * Flywish

Soldiers
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