Johnny Tightbeak

Johnny Tightlips is a penguin in the Underground PWN Mafia. He is quite silent, refusing to reply to messages.

Background
Then he was a chick, he told little white lies about everyone about him. After a while, the others learned about this and attacked him, toy style. He afterwards so afraid of saying things, that he stop saying things altogether, from email to parties. Getting a job was tough, because his resume was empty saying "I ain't sayin' nothin'." He tried to apply the UPM later. After much consideration, the UPM allowed him because he could not tell the PSA. He now smuggles all sorts of stuff into the USA.

Involvement
Being a gangster in the UOM is tough, so on vacation leave times, he opens a lemonade stand, though he never tells the ingredients to it, nor the price.

Trivia

 * He is a parody of the Johnny Tightlips character in Fat Tony's mob from The Simpsons.