Winston

Winston is a generic penguin who roams the USA. He loves to explore places and meet new things, especially cute things. This has gotten him into a lot of trouble on the occasion.

Background
When Winston was four years old, he was given a little puffle, which he named Lil' Precious. He would pet it, squeeze it, brush it (the wrong way), and hug it like a vice grip. It never left his sight. All of this "affection" caused Lil' Precious to run away. Yet Winston wasn't very sad, he just got a new puffle. This cycle of puffle tort- I mean "affection" continued for the next six years, and hundreds of puffles went through it. Puffles refer to him as the "Strangler" because of how painful his hugs are. At age ten, he knitted himself a sweater that reads "I Heart Cute Things", and set out into the world, completely ignorant that some things are "cute", but should not be messed with. He now roams the land, picking up and cuddling anything he considers adorable... like puffles... or baby penguins...

Involvement
Winston wanders around at quite a fast clip. He's gone pretty much everywhere in the USA, picking up and cuddling every cute object along its way. He also names all of the cute items, and usually the names are stupid and insulting. Winston's worst habit is by far the fact that he doesn't let go of an item he is cuddling until said item can escape is grasp.

Trivia

 * Winston has cuddled some pretty notorious creatures. A list follows:
 * A baby shark-- (he got his feet bitten)
 * A black puffle-- (was set on fire temporarily and still didn't let go)
 * A crab-- (he got pinched right on the beak)
 * Mabel-- (was called names that should never be repeated)
 * Penghis Khan-- (he got slapped with a fish... sixteen (16) times)
 * A Jacko-- (was sued for "assult and splattery")
 * Explorer 767-- Accquired 3.14th degree burns because Explorer poured hot coffee on his head.
 * Furry Flats-- Got whacked with a grand piano, synthesizer, electric guitar, drumset, metal flute, gong, tuba, and an anvil. Was also forced to listen to their latest album, Annoying Sounds. This had absolutely no effect on Winston, instead he bought every single one of their CDs.
 * Once he ventured into cyberspace and hugged a purple, spiky computer virus. He then got infected with spam.