User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Extremely Short Story: SANTA SCARES KEITH/@comment-113335-20091212002341

=Santa Claus is a stalker.=

He's everywhere, he's everywhere! -- † This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Oh Holy Night! † 00:23, December 12, 2009 (UTC)