Xagent Xeltie

Xagent Xeltie is the anti-body of Agent Meltie. She is the polar opposite, quite like Mabel X, but more optimistic. She loves to listen to Hannah Montana while watching Billy Mays commercials and doing a Mister Bean dance. She also was created on Friday the 13, the worst day of the year. Here is the transcript for how it happened: (Agent is on a date with Billybob and they are sharing fish dish pizza with hidden X Virus. Billybob is allergic to fish (only if he eats it) so he picks the X-Viritised pizza off his plate and gives it to Agent who loves fish dish) (Agent coughs loudly) Billybob: "What's wrong, are you okay?" Agent: Fine, just (wheeze) get me (cough cough) my soda (wheeze) (Billybob passes soda to Agent.) (Agent gulps down large Coke) Billybob: "Hey, I paid fifty coins for that!" (Agent coughs up a glob of bluish-gray mucus.It forms an antibody.) Antibody: "Hi, does anybody want to go FLOWER PICKING?!?" Agent: "OH MY FREAKING GOSH I COUGHED UP AN ANTIBODY!!! Cool! Will you destroy the planet for me?" Antibody: (giggles) "I'd rather make daisy chains or sing Hannah Montana songs." Billybob: "I'm in!" (runs out of Pizza Parlor) Agent: "Hey.... gimme my antibody! I want to BLOW UP THE WORLD!!!!!! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!! Eh, whatever."