Penguins: A Threat to Human Society

In April 2009, a strange book was found on the shores of Isle Royale, entitled Penguins; A threat to Human society?. It is currently being investigated by the PSA, Geek Squad, EPF, and The Shirrifs. Information about it is classified to the public, and few government officials know of it.

Ch 1: Introduction
Long ago Penguins and Humans fought a war for the galaxy, and after a thousand years of war with trillions captured, humans did the unthinkable in a last desperate act - humans denied their enemy victory. As remaining human forces fell back to earth, Humans razed all worlds with orbital bombardment. Humans won the P-Day Invasion only to fight a losing battle against overwhelming odds. Only one inhabitable planet remains for humans - Earth, which the penguins now have a foothold on. We are now in a corner some say we put ourselves in.

Ch 2: Penguins
They are an evil race with no sense of mercy. They have a cold collective thought and function somewhat like a hive mind. All that we know of them is that they destroy everything encountered. In the words of the Lord Peng, the penguin's leader, "We have no beginning we have no end we are infinite. Before us you are nothing. We are the end of everything."

Nobody knows exactly where the penguins came from, but leading scientists have come to the conclusion that they come from somewhere extra galactic.

Ch 3: What we must do
It is now that we as humans must stand and be strong. Long is the hour that man fights for peace. We have seen it, we have breathed it, and now we will live it! We all know that we have a right to life. It is a right to be free! Our fight is not for kingdom or country. It is not for spoils or financial gain. We will fight for that which matters most! Our existance! Let this day be the day that we yell out from the skys to Earth! No penguin should be given pity nor remorse. We must hit them swiftly, and bluntly before they hit us again! So stand with me now brothers as I say this!

Ch 4: The Penguin Invasion
Unfortunately for us, the massive penguin invasion has begun. The penguins have infiltrated various important places including the White House, NERV, the Great Wall of China, Switzerland and France, as well as their home base of Argentina, and their civilian colony in Antarctica, which is used to help raise their numbers here on Earth.