Billy Mays

Billy Mays is awesome. He made Rockhopper sneeze and gave Yarr Nightmares for weeks. His hair is fluffy. He is sweaty. He TALKS LIKE THIS. He talks like that to make sure he is heard and to be heard while flushing his head down the toilet. He lives in a litter box. He is bent on taking over the USA with his hypnotizing commercials. He loves to eat w4ff13s with Captain Str00del.