User blog:Kwiksilver/My First RP Blog, extracted from shout box

x [21:22]  Brilliant! x [21:23] ... Now, time to take over the CPFW..... x [21:23] ... HEHEHEHEHE x [21:23] ... (cough) x [21:23] ... (splutter) x [21:23] ... (choke) x [21:24] ... (Frantic gasps for air, falls into a pile of boxes) x [21:24] ... Kwik:Where did those come from? x [21:24] ... Voice:HAHA! x [21:24] ... It is I, Ernie! x [21:25] ... I shall assume your idedntity and then take over the CPFW! x [21:25] ... Kwik: 0_0 x [21:25] ... ...You know I was joking, right? x [21:25] ... Ernie: ummm.... x [21:26] ... Well x [21:26] ... errmmmmmmm..... x [21:26] ... IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'VE GOT A MONSTER TRUCK! x [21:26] ... WHOOSH! x [21:27] ... Director Benny: Stop this tomfoolery! I do not approve! x [21:27] ... Kwik: Quick, Ernie, jump into this plate of yellow and dangerous! x [21:27] ... SPLASH x [21:27] ... Ernie: Yellow and dangerous? x [21:28] ... Kwik: Shark infested custard! lolololol x [21:28] ... (slapstick) x [21:29] ... Mayor McFlapp: And there's a lot more where that bally came from! Director Benny: I do not approve!!!! x [21:31]  Hagrid: Oh, go boil yer head, yer great hairball. x [21:32]  Director Benny: You're in the wrong wiki, you fat oaf! WHERE'S THAT FEATHERBAG?!? x [21:33] ... Obelix: DID SOMEBODY CALL ME FAT?!?? x [21:33]  WHAM! x [21:33]  Benny: I do not approooooooooooove!!! (fades off) x [21:34]  (Very mad piece of music, stops halfway through, sheets of paper fall to the floor, x [21:34] ... And explorer decides to play an exploding saxophone. Music ends abruptly.) x [21:36]  Kwik: And there's more where that- x [21:36] ... (pistol shot, thud of body) x [21:37] ... Fred: Oh no, Kwiksilver! x [21:37] ... Explorer: Don't cry Fred, he remebered you in his will. x [21:37]  Fred: What did he leave me? x [21:38] ... Explorer: Nuttin'. He just said, "I remember Fred Antics." x [21:39] ... (standing ovation, laughter, rolling on the floor) x [21:39] ... (over the above) x [21:39]  Kwik: Hang on, that wasn't supposed to be that funny! x [21:40] ... (Laughter continues) x [21:41]  "Those are my socks." x [21:42]  (Audience laughs harder, explosion.) x [21:42]  Kwik: They've all turned into donuts.... x [21:42]  ....... x [21:44]  Kwik: Well, there's more where- x [21:44] ... (anvil falls, audience applauds, curtains close) x [21:46]  (Credits)


 * And next week on the ABC we've got Doctor Who, three buckets of it. Thank you, and good night.