User blog:TurtleShroom/Ben Hun Rant

'''This was SUPPOSED to be in the commentary section in Ben Hun's Vacation Blog. Sadly, the comment thing is broken.'''

Err... E-114, Corai...

Don't go defending Ben Hun.

Ben Hun has been given countless chances. I was going to make some sort of snotty comment similar to that of some above, but I have a better approach.

So, you say that Ben shouldn't be treated as a villain, or as an example of how not to behave?

= I disagree. =

YouTube Mail
Well, the kid sent me mail on YouTube...

1: to which I responded...
Yes, it is a bit rude.

2
Then, he finished with:

Now, tell me, although I was a bit rude to him by telling him to "cry me a river", but still...




 * ^ This had a reason.



Rant
Is this really a man who should NOT be treated as a bad example of a user? I have given him more than enough chances. In fact, I was the main one who endlessly pardoned him. I gave him my trust, and I gave it continiously, and instead of doing better, he marched right back into town screaming of our corruption and dishonsty. Of course, he called out Annie, but he said that the BOSS- that's all BOSSMASTERS, not just Annie -are corrupt and evil, even the BOSS that bailed him out.

...-but why the debt? Your God never charged debt when He forgave!
That is true, but I'm not Jesus. To those seeking my forgiveness, I wish to let you know that Ben Hun is the exception, not the rule.

Forgiveness is suspposed to have no strings attached. However, I eventually figured out that Ben Hun was using me, just like TheRealBen did in the past. Is it a coincidence that they share such similar namesakes, or similar grammar, or the uncanny ability to play me like a fiddle?

Yes, I am that gullible, but that is beside the point.

Ben Hun abused my religious mandate to forgive all who sin/tresspass/trangress (depending on the translation) against me. The core tenant of my religion is forgiveness, compassion, mercy, and grace. I extended these things to Ben Hun (remember my and some friends' defenses of the Cat Arch) and more. I tolerated his LOL-Cats and tried to embrace them until they became spam; we all did. I felt pity when he got banned. I even unbanned him constantly.

Each time, I extended my forgiveness without condition. However, as Ben Hun began to abuse my forgiveness, I decided to tack on a debt. He can't say it came out of nowhere. I gave him more warnings than I ever gave to delinquents prior. Two, maybe three warnings, perhaps more. Look on his talk pages, I did try.

Yet, Ben Hun abused my trust. He was in debt to me because I forgave him. Now, the Judeo-Christian God/Jesus, who forgives infinitely, holds me in debt, but He will never call it because... -well, that would require preaching, so I'm moving on.

Anyway, my forgiveness and pardons didn't originally come with a cost. I intended to clean his slate and move on. However, he didn't listen to all of the the things we all said and warned. ZK turned his back on Ben Hun and wiped the floor with him in a previous Ben Hun Complain-a-thon Blog, and really, he told it like it is. You should find and read ZK's commentary.

Ben's Lying
Ben also began spreading rumors about the incidents. Corai can testify to this, and the Bernanke image above's talk page references it. Ben Hun claimed that I never called him out and seized debt. I'm assuming that it was another scheme of "the corrupt admins". Corai asked me if what he said was true, and I showed him the picture, proving that I had indeed done what I said I would do.

Oh, and on the Shout Box, he said that he had worked on the freshly-seized Ben Hun article "for two years". Then, he said he worked here "for one year". He doesn't even have his story straight! If he was trying to fire a shotgun with the accuracy of his stories, he'd miss like Dick Cheney!

Considering that Ben Hun has lied and abused pardons before, what makes now any different?

Ben Hun = TheRealBen?!
Oh, and Ben Hun... TheRealBen... someone mentioned this a while back, but they my be one. Remember, Barn Owls Rule, a sockpuppet of Ben Hun, pretended to be an entirely different female person, and tricked me. How do you know that this whole thing was one big fiasco to return for vengance? Ben- the original -promised he would get back at us, remember!

For those who cry "paranoid", I will respond that I know from experience that Ben Hun can concoct complex, long-duration plans with multiple sockpuppets and intricately written contigenency backups and "Plan B" cases. TheRealBen is a genius and a master of disguise. His article makes him look stupid... he's not. Trust me, he's not.

Remember, TheRealBen cost me my job. Ben Hun said "he had walri friends". TheRealBen escapade happend in the middle of a Walrus Raid. Coincidence?

Conclusion
I took some collateral- his intellectual work -because of his disobediance, abuse, and yes, corruption. Taking advantage of a man's religion is corruption. We weren't corrupt, he was.

If he wasn't, he would have thanked me for the pardon and moved on as a model user. That's what I would have done is someone showed me their mercy.

Before you go about defending Ben Hun, think about that. Who here is corrupt? The BOSS, for doing their job, or Ben Hun, for taking numerous pardons and turning around and doing the same thing that necessitated the pardon? Who has the real corruption?

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Do it. Do it NAOUGHW!!!! † 02:53, April 24, 2010 (UTC)