User blog comment:Swiss Ninja/Sensei Wraith dies and Ninja Wraith takes over???/@comment-1024726-20100109144224

Fred is not immortal, and he could have easily gotten his way out of that volcano using nothing but physics, thermodynamics, and a really large inventory.

Immortality may save your character from Swiss Ninja, but it certainly won't save him from bad reviews and Mary-Sueism.