Operation Operating: The Dorkugese Micro War

Operation Operating was the name for the event where the Dorkugese decided to put away their differences and settle their OS preferences on their battlefield simulator.

The event
The ex-CEO of Dorkugal, Billy Fence I, and the creator of Penguin OS (named Linus), were sitting down for some sweet tea and nachos. They began disscussing about computers after the monarch pulled out his golden laptop to do some stuff.

Linus: Nice laptop, love the golden color.

Billy: Thank you!

Linus: Can I look?

Billy closes out his E-Peace profile in embarassment and turns the laptop to Linus.

Linus: Of all people, you too?

Billy: What?

Linus: Even the monarch uses that piece of Ford?

''ZapWire waddles up to see the two debating. He watches.''

Billy: I don't understand what you're talking about. Reprocess that for me.

Linus: You're using Doors 7.0?

Billy: No, Doors CEO. Specially made for me by Micro Hard and Soft.

ZapWire twitches.

ZapWire: Your majesty, don't you know they're using you?!

Billy: That does not compute.

ZapWire: They gave you that so your people would buy it, and then they would ebcome rich and MONOPOLIZE YOU!

Billy: Proposturus!

Linus: It's true.

Billy: Is not!

ZapWire: Is too!

Billy: Is not!

Linus: Is too!

''Several childish commetns pass forth between the monarch and the other two. A crowd gathers to watch.''

Random Nerd 1: What are you talking about?

Billy: (pointing to ZapWire) He says Doors is evil!

Random Nerd 2: Affirmative.

''Gasps and remaks of "Oh No He Did Not!" pass through the crowd. Billy Fence jumps in slight fright, his crown nearly toppled off.''

Billy: .......

Linus: Do you agree?

Random Nerd 1: (picks up tea) Don't insult Billy! His operating system is beter! (RN1 throws the tea, it hits Linus right in the beak.)

Crowd: OOOOHHHHH!

ZapWire: (picking up nachos) IS NOT! (ZapWire throws the nachos at Billy, the CEO ducks and it hits one of his bodygaurds.)

Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!

Billy Fence, now annoyed, stands up.

Billy: There's only one proper way to delete this conflict. You, me. Bring your OS fans, I'll bring mine. Floor Seventy Nine. Now.

TO BE CONTINUED!