User:NAE's Bible-O-Rama 2.0

"Hear now my argument; listen to the plea of my lips."
Hello. I'm NAE. NotAnEditor. Agentgenius. Whatever. You know who I am. And I would appreciate it if you would at least read this page before banning me.

Even my worst enemies (I'm looking at you, TurtleShroom) admit that I don't break the COC. However, this is considered irrelevant, as simply being me is considered good reason to block me indefinitely. This is because I tend to say and do things that are widely considered evil, heretical, villainous, rebel-rousing etc. However, I think I have finally hit upon something no-one on this wiki can object to, or at least not too loudly: the Bible.

"Now I know that you are a man of God and that the word of the LORD from your mouth is the truth."
Yes, the Bible. I will, from the moment I hit the save page button to the moment I'm banned (or abandon this account, in the unlikely event of my not being banned,) contribute nothing to this wiki but Bible quotes. And my signature. I will leave the interpretation of said quotes entirely to you. I will not be able to improve articles much, but then, it quite hard to stir up a bloodthirsty rebellion using only the Bible. If the quotes make you feel guilty, feel free to disreguard them as they are all completely out of context.

Incidentally, I'm sure somebody will quote the old proverb "Even the Devil can quote scripture to suit his purpose." This is probably true, but I leave you with one last Bible quote:

'All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness'

Yours,

NAE

20:54, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

PS: I'm not going to tell you what book of the Bible I'm quoting. You can look it up using one of the numerous online bible databases. Maybe you'll learn something new in the process. Who knows?