Tammyshroom

Tammyshroom Jones, nicknamed Tammy, is a geeky and obbsessive sister of TurtleShroom (penguin). She has an over-the-top fixation with Dan, and by this, we truly mean obbsessive, chasing the poor Admiral down on land and sea. Dan doesn't return the favor. Outside of her failed love life, she works as a professional censor, tackling indecency with the same fiery passion she uses to stalk the love of her life.

She has serious issues when it comes to Dan.

Background
Tammyshroom hatched in 1999. Raised in Mattress Village by the same parents as all of the other Joneses, she greatly admired one of her oldest siblings, TurtleShroom, and wanted to persue his career as a censor. Tammy proved to be a master at suppression and was easily apointed to the secret censorship board of Holyberden. As the Holyberden Board of Censors goes hand-in-hand with the Inquisition, that would technically make Tammy a high member of the Inqusition.

Growing up, Tammy's dorky appearence, plain dress, and shrill voice really turned males away from her. She strongly considered taking the path of the Jones male line (absolutely no romance)... -until she happened to meet Dan. As Tammy puts it, Dan happened to be "gracefully waddling down the sidewalk" when he "handesomely collided with my unworthy being" and, "seeing that I had dropped all of my books I had failed to put in my inventory", he "nobly helped me pick them up and told me he loved me".

Of course, Dan saying "I love you" to Tammy is more of "Sorry for running into you, let me help you up".

Irregardless, Tammy knew it was meant to be. She began to obbsess over Dan; she poured over every fact of his life, wiretapped his phones, kept peeking into his igloo, collected feathers that fell off of him, and, in a twisted but rather innocent manner, built some sort of shrine to him in a room near her office at the Board.

Personality and traits
Tammyshroom is usually a happy-go-lucky penguin with a shrill voice and a demeanor that screams "annoying". She normally carries a picture of Dan around with her and speaks about him frequently. When angered, though, she can cause great harm to instigators, actually being a threat to their well being. She also exhibits similar wrath on indecency.

Tammyshroom, despite her frail, nerdy appearence, is actually rather athletic and, particularly when Dan is in trouble, physically violent. She is a very speedy waddler and an expert at fighting when it is needed. Her already painful voice becomes much worse when raised, and her brutal interrogating tactics (namely tying people to chairs) have led to many a confession from Un-CP goons. Naturally, though, they always go back to their cesspool.

Dan
Her creepiest trait, though, is her horrid Dan obbession. Never resting, Tammyshroom persues and pines over him day and night. Her room- she lives on-site in the Holyberden offices, her office being the next room over -is filled with self-made Dan memoirbilla, and occasionally, items stolen from the Admiral himself. In the office's closet is her large Dan shrine, which she doesn't speak of.

Apparently, she once stole some CNIC gear and wiretapped Dan's phones. How else would she know his medical history, his deepest fears, and what he's allergic to?

Involvement
Following in the footsteps of her brother, Tammy is a professional censor. Despite working on the administrative position of the Inquisition (the Board is intended to advise, archive, and record the Iqusition's actions), she defies this and does about as much field work as the usual field goon. This leads to minor frustration with other bureaucrats (particularly the rule-obbsessed Hermeshroom, another of her brothers), and the occasional frustration from TSP himself.

She is distracted by Dan, frequently daydreaming about him on the job, which also draws criticism.

Regarding Dan

 * Daaaaaaaaaaaannn!!


 * DAN, IS THAT YOU?


 * DAN, OH DAAAAAN!!


 * DAN, DAN; LOOK, I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE! COME SEE!


 * Wait, you can't give him that! Dan's preferred weapon is a Class-A two-foot long dark grey banhammer with the words "PWN" written on it in the ARIAL font! THAT'S COURIER!


 * Dan's favorite color is orange, his hat size is four, and he is deathly allergic to dandilions. At night, he sometimes talks to himself and he routinely fatasizes about boats.


 * Tammyshroom: (to Dan) You sure have a lot of boats.
 * Dan: Yes I do.
 * Tammyshroom: Of course, my favorite boat is you.
 * Dan: .....
 * Tammyshroom: You're a dream boat! Ha ha! It's a pun! Get it? ...-cause you're hot... wait... where are you going? DAN!


 * Professor Shroomsky should take lessons in spying. I mean, that wiretap is configured all wrong! ...not that I'd know...


 * I didn't wiretap Dan's phones!


 * I want you Dan, you know that!


 * COME OUT! You've been hiding in there for three hours!


 * Dan... that's one hunk of penguin.


 * -AND I'M GOING TO KEEP HIJACKING YOUR BATTLESHIPS UNTIL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME!


 * Oh Dan...


 * Don't deny it. You like me too!


 * Tammyshroom: DO YOU, DAN, TAKE TAMMYSHROOM TO BE YOUR ETERNAL MATE?!
 * Tammyshroom: (impersonating Dan) Yes I most certainly do! You are so much better than battleships and everything else I do!


 * DAN? IN MY HOUSE?! I must be dreaming! DON'T WAKE ME UP!

On the job

 * CENSORED!


 * You actually think you can do that? CENSORED!


 * EAT DECENCY, PUNK!


 * (a fleeing Un-CP goon turns into a city alleyway and ducks under the metal fire escape)
 * Un-CP goon: (hyperventilating) I think... I... lost... them.
 * (Tammyshroom appears, apparently hanging upside down from the escape)
 * Tammyshroom: HI!


 * Never send a male penguin to do a female's job!


 * ...which is PRECISELY why I do what I do.


 * Suppressing speech comes natural to me. It's in the family. Next question?


 * I most certainly do NOT own a gun! No, a taser works just fine!


 * Black helicopter? No, that was just a seagull!

Trivia

 * Tammyshroom is one of the youngest penguins in TurtleShroom's family, in Holyberden, and in the Inqusition. Don't underestimate her, despite her short stature and dorky mannerisms.


 * She is allergic to limes.


 * She is a parody of Tootie from Fairly OddParents.