Koobly Kronicles

The Koobly Kronicles is an ongoing documentary involving Koobly Khan at school, at home, and at his monarch training.

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Koobly Khan was waddling home from his elementary school, blissfully looking at his surroundings. Club Penguin looked so beautiful this time of year. In fact, Koobly couldn't be any happier. He just recieved an A+ on his history test (on Pengolia, ironically), and for the first time in weeks, the tiny penguin was not shoved into a locker. He nearly skipped down the lane, the propellor on his rather odd hat spinning in the crisp July air.

This was before he learned of his status.

He turned the corner and down to the subdivision, where his parent's igloo was located. There were rows of igloos, and Koobly was heading down the respective sidewalk. As he passed an alleyway, he heard a familiar voice; it was a voice he didn't like to hear.

"Well, if it isn't Koobly Khan, skipping down the sidewalk."

It was Bumson, one of many skua gangsters that patrolled this area. Koobly turned and faced the bird.

"It looks like you haven't learned your lesson. How many times have I told you not to look like a freak?"

Koobly gulped. He knew where this was going... again.

"Wh... why do you pick on me, sir?"

"Three reasons." The skua replied.

"One: You have funny, square shaped eyes." the skua pecked Koobly.

"B: You are a weird color." Bumson clawed Koobly with his talons.

"...and most importantly, you wear that stupid hat!" the skua pecked the defenseless penguin on his head, multiple times. It was very painful.

Koobly bearly managed to lift a flipper toward the bird.

"My hat was... a gift from Snail... Claus, sir..." Koobly passed out, with Bumson laughing over him.

"Stupid penguin! You're too kind for your own good!" he screached.

It was then that the Neighborhood Watch saw Bumson, and they subsequently threw snowballs until he flew off. One of the penguins waddled over toward the fallen Koobly.

"Aw, not again!" the penguin said. "Come over here! That bird beat up the same kid... again!"

The Neighborhood Watch was rather annoyed. Koobly got beat up on at least a weekly basis. It was really driving on their nerves.

"Khan? Again?!" The other annoyed officer moaned. "Why is that chick such a target?"

"Do you think I care? Just put him in the ambulance. I'll contact his parents... again."

So it was done.

Koobly woke up in the hospital... again. He wasn't hurt too bad, just several nasty bruises. He was okay, but this was the fourteenth time Koobly was checked in this month.

As Koobly came to conciousness, he looked around. Talking to the nurse, he asked:

"Is Bumson okay?"

The nurse groaned. She was assigned to Koobly every time.

The penguin turned to Koobly, who was smiling.

"Can you say anything mean?"

"Come again?"

"Is there anything you can say that would be insulting?"

"No ma'am."

The nurse smacked herself with flipper, trying to calm down.

It was about lunch time. Another nurse wheeled in the meal.

"Oh, happy day! Grits! Thank you!"