Forum:TTTB/Resolution Condemning the Beta Hacking Spree

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Some users have been complaining of a mass hacking spree involving the creation of false Beta Testers and other hacking methods used by a so-called "Club Penguin Beta Gear".

Although, in contrast to the panic created, this is not a "crisis". Club Penguin has easily dealt with the Noobs who succumbed to this program and the world is once again at peace.

However, that does not mean we must let it slid. Such a thing is wrong and should be officially condemned.

Remember, according to Google, a resolution is a "a formal expression by a meeting; agreed to by a vote".

This resolution is non-binding, meaning that it is simply an official opinion agreed to by a legislature. It is NOT AN ENFORCED LAW, regardless of the Committee Template. Those who used the program will not be punished because they use it. Still, if you used it, don't say so. Stay in the closet, so to speak.

With that being said, let's get some legislation.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Have your cathedrals got the buttress? † 21:22, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

A BILL WRITTEN LIKE A BOSSA RESOLUTION CONDEMNING THE EXISTANCE AND USE OF THE CLUB PENGUIN BETA GEAR SOFTWARECONVENED MAY 4TH, 2010

The BOSS, and the Masses of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki:


 * IN LIGHT of the recent hacking spree performed by delienquent users seeking quick access to fame and "z0MG uR r4R3" comments showered upon them by Noobish fangirls,


 * ACKNOWLEDGING the open condemnation of third-party programs so expressed by Club Penguin, Inc.,


 * BELEIVING that hacking Club Penguin is a failed cause- guarenteed to ban -done only by the lazy,


 * NOTING that the ownership of a Beta Hat is, amongst certain circles, a hallowed and lofty status that results in the idolation of various Noobs throughout the website,


 * SEEING that the Beta Hat is a one-time item with no hope of ever returning,


 * BELIEVING that hacking a once-in-a-lifetime item is worse than getting free clothes from an existing catalog,


 * DIFFRENTIATING THE TWO in that one is evil and one is just lazy and not harming others or the company,


 * EXPRESSING that true Beta Testers may be banned by mistake,


 * ANNOYED by the drama caused by it and the disruption induced on Club Penguin's servers,

HEREBY CONDEMNS Club Penguin Beta Gear, its source code, its existance, and its creators.

Also, the CPFW Masses:


 * AWARE that some users on this site do hack, such as Bugzy and Zapwire,


 * -but ACKNOWLEDGING that these hackers are ethical and only obtain free clothes in existing catalogs,


 * FULLY UNDERSTANDING that they have purchased a legit Membership and are simply reaping their lawfully purchased rewards faster through third-party usage,


 * NOTING the amount of time it takes to scratch enough money to get an Ugloo in-game,


 * RESPECTING the fact that many who hack are good people who simply wish to earn their purchased benefits without playing games for an hour,


 * AGREEING that sinking an hour into gaming for enough money to get a big-ticket item is often a waste of time,


 * ACKNOWLEDGING that, unlike free membership or beta disruption, that such "ethical hacking" does not upset or disrupt other players or the company itself,


 * BELEIVING that hacking free membership is theft, but purchasing membership correctly and then hacking free clothes is not,

HEREBY EXEMPTS all "ethical hacking" and hackers therein from this condemnation and future condemnations of hacking.

WRITTEN THIS TUESDAY OF MAY FOURTH,IN AMINIO DOMINION 2010. SO BE IT, -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Have your cathedrals got the buttress? † 21:22, May 4, 2010 (UTC)  

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