Underground PWN Mafia

The Underground PWN Mafia are a group of elite penguins and creatures, skilled in the art of pwnage. Most of them dabble in crimminal arts and are the main crime lords of the USA, however, some have been exempt from PSA capture, such as the case of Penghis Khan.

All of the gangsters and crimminals associated or that have had dealings with the Underground PWN Mafia follow the words of the Mafia Lords. The Mafia Lords are the following people;


 * Bugzy Rank: Godfather; Bugzy is the main ringleader in the Underground PWN Mafia, and is in charge of the main Doom Weed smugglings, protection money, robbers, and a plethora of others. Out of the Mafia, he is the main target of the PSA, since if Bugzy goes down, then the whole Mafia itself goes down.


 * GANGSTA G Rank: Domiyo; Although GANGSTA G also runs the Modfia, he has been in PWN Mafia before he founded Modfia, and holds strong connections between the two. Modfia and the Underground PWN Mafia are allies and GANGSTA G usually calls in the Modfia if a gang war is about to erupt between the PWN Mafia.


 * Link Rank: Made Man; Link being one of the most famous crimminals in the USA, was invited to join the Underground PWN Mafia, and was turned into a Made Man. Link has accumulated a lot of great power and respect in the gang, and although he is serving his time doing community service, he slips information about the public, and the PSA to the Mafia.


 * King Snowkinian Rank: Don; King Snowkinian is one of the funny ones out of the mafia, and even made a rap song about them. Most of the lyrics are MAH BOI, and THIS MAFIA IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR! Due to the excessive use of the gangster word "Boi", King Snowkinian is a very high rank in the Mafia.


 * Clockwerk Rank: Capo Crimini; Although considered a Petty Thief to the public, Clockwerk is in charge of the underground money dealings, and issues High Class Heists, and Bank Robberies. Clockwerk has also been the ringleader in a group of rogue bandits whom break into igloo's and steal their cash.

Background
The Underground PWN Mafia was first formed on 29th May, 2001. The Mafia was not very well known, and only began to do small crimes such as shoplifting, littering, vandalism and a plethora of others. Eventually, the word on the street spread about them, and many penguins and creatures wanted to join them, mainly for thrills, excitement, and protection.

The Underground PWN Mafia became very big, but they lost many numbers when they waged a gang war between the UTK Clan, since many of them could not accept that they might get pwned, and left the gang for good. After the catastrophic gang war, the Underground PWN Mafia needed some new recruits. Many of these new recruits were the current Mafia Lords, Bugzy, Link, King Harkinian, Clockwerk, and GANGSTA G. Although they were all piccotio's and were worthless according to all of the other mobsters, these piccotio's formed their own mini group in the Mafia, known as the Fiendish Five.

The Fiendish Five (Bugzy, King Harkinian, Link, Clockwerk, GANGSTA G) pulled many capers of absolute pwnage. From hi-jacking a sled, to robbing a bank with security as tight as Fort Knox, The Fiendish Five became very popular in the underground, and were bestowed with great power and respect.

Unfortunately, the Godfather of the Underground PWN Mafia during that time died due to old age. He stated that he had a happy life serving in the gang, and in his will, stated that he wanted The Fiendish Five to take his place as the Five Crime Lords. Currently, the ones once known as The Fiendish Five serve their purpose and lead the Underground PWN Mafia to victory. Some of them have even developed their own Mafias, such as Bugzy and Clockwerk being in the RV Clan, and GANGSTA G founding the Modfia. The 3 gangs hold dear respect towards one another and help each other out in any way they can.

Map
The Underground PWN Mafia's Hideout is rumoured to be located within an alleyway in the USA. There is a lot of security down in certain alleyways, with search lights, laser beams, electronic floor sensors, and security cameras. It is very suspicious as to why such measures of security have been placed in these peculiar spots, and the PSA is confident that is where the Underground PWN Mafia is located, since there is many graffiti along the alleyway with the graffiti tag "Pwn" written all over the walls. Not many penguins know the specific locations of this alley, since there are many alleys in the USA, but there is something odd about this one that draws attention.

If one successfully evades the security or has clearance, and inputs the 6 digit code to enter the security door, they are treated to a large mansion, with an estimated round of £600,000,000 pebbles inside the mansion's Loot Stash. The actual mansion takes up 10 sq kilometres, and it is easy to get lost in the great halls. Gangsters and other thugs swarm the place, so it is very easy to get caught, and thrown into the Hostage Cells.

Places
If you are a thug, gangster, crimminal, or any other form of outlaw, you may come here for protection, and to plan heists and other crimminal activities with your fellow gangsters. There are almost no rules in the hideout, the only rules are that you must pay respect to all gangsters and others associated with the Underground PWN Mafia, and that you must verify permission from one of the head honchos before pulling a heist. You may not break things in the hideout, however, the Bathrooms also serve as a small minispace for graffiti artists, where they show off their work.

When visiting the mansion, visitors should learn about the following places;


 * Front Yard: This is where many gangsters station as either lookouts, or just being plain destructive. This is the only area that is allowed to be completely vandalized.


 * Corridors: The long twisting corridors of the mansion stretch out very far, and a kilometre of red carpet is used for the corridors. It is easy to get lost here, as some of the rooms also serve as hotels for other gangsters, where they may sleep for the night.


 * Headquarters / Dining Tables: This is where gangsters and the Head Honchos come to discuss about events that have happened with the public, certain exploits and scams, and to eat meals of dinner, provided by King Snowkinian.


 * Bathrooms: Clearly where you go to take a whizz, or graffiti the walls.


 * Loot Stash: When a gangster comes into the building, he/she must contribute a portion of their stealings and loot to the Loot Stash. The stolen loot from the Loot Stash is equivalent to £600,000,000 pebbles in normal USA currency.


 * Hostage Cells: If a gangster has taken hostages in for their crimminal deeds, the hostages are thrown in the cells. The gangsters give them portions of food and water from the Dining Tables.

Inhabitants
Inhabitants are mainly all things related to thugs, crimminals, and gangsters. Notable recurring gangsters are;


 * Bugzy


 * Clockwerk


 * King Snowkinian


 * Zy-El


 * GANGSTA G


 * Link


 * Vinnie The Pincher


 * Franky The Squealer

Villains
Since its a Mafia Headquarters and league, everyone and everything associated with the Underground PWN Mafia is considered a villain.

Resources
King Snowkinian serves his special breed of spaghetti to gangsters, and no gangster has ever or even wanted to miss out on his cooking. GANGSTA G and Bugzy supply other thugs and gangsters with Snow Ball Guns, Banana Blasters, and other forms of weaponry. Clockwerk also teaches aspiring gangsters in the art of thievery, and takes his job very seriously.

Bugzy also smuggles Doom Weeds into the mob house, and sells them on the Black Market for some extra cash. PSA Agents have busted him numerous times, but have failed to catch him, since he has wings and a tough shell to protect him from snowball blasts.