Rocket Slug's Secret

"WHAT?!?" shouted RS. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! CRAZY!"

"What's wrong?" asked Agent Meltie.

"I heard from Sye that Xet and I are related. So I retraced the Slugster family ancestry, and found that he was right!" exclaimed RS, with tears of anger, sadness, and confusion in her eyes.

"Well, how did this whole thing happen, sis?" asked Agent.

"It went a little something like this," replied RS.

The event
"I was visiting Xet and Sye's school on a field trip, and Sye had heard of me, because, you know of my PengTube videos with over 9,000 hits, right? He said to me,

'Hey RS, did you know that you and Xet were related?'

And I was like, Whoa, man, I didn't know,

And when I got home, that day, more like yesterday, I looked up our family on ancestry.com and found that our ancestors invented the computer. I had no clue, sis, no clue at all."

"And when I clicked on a link for one of our ancestor's biography, a link for Planet Z's invasion popped up. I clicked it, thinking that was more ancestors to be covered. But man, was I wrong. Symbolically, it was, but it wasn't. I mean, half-and-half, 50-50, even-Steven.

'Can we please get back to the story please?' asked Agent.

"Yeah, whatever,' I replied to you. Oh, looks like it's caught up to us in real time.

And then, I screamed. You remember my scream.

'WHAT?!? HOW CAN THIS BE?!? THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!' I screamed. Then I broke a window!

Result
RS and Xet meet for the first time and have an argument until Sye screams at both of them.

Also, WEEGEE made a surprise appearance! Just kidding.