CPFU vs. Willy

CPFU vs. Willy is a court case that had Willy getting sued by the entire CPFU populace.

Day 1: Willy gets sued
The courtroom was quiet as Willy walked in. Willy sat down at the defendant side.

Judge Xaiver sat down at his judge's chair.

"ORDER! ORDER!" shouted the judge.

Kwiksilver came in right then and sat down at Willy's side of the room.

"TODAY WE WILL BE SETTLING THE CASE OF WHY MR. PENGUIN REFUSES TO ACCEPT THE NEW NAME OF THIS UNIVERSE!"

"Your honor, I just said I didn't like it." Willy said.

"BAH!"

"NOW, FOR THAT ABOMINATION'S SIDE, ACTING AS HIS ATTORNEYS, WILL BE KWIKSILVER AND ZAPWIRE!"

"OUR PROSUCUTING SIDE, OBVIOUSLY THE SIDE WITH THE MOST SENSE, WILL HAVE TURTLESHROOM AS THE PROSECUTER AND NINJINIAN AND EXPLORER AS ATTORNIES."

"OUR JURY WILL CONSIST OF DAN, SPEDDASHER, THE LEADER, DANCING PENGUIN, SWISS NINJA, AND MABEL."

"OUR SKETCH ARTIST WILL BE TAILS6000."

"OUR RECORDER WILL BE HAT POP."

"OUR BALIFF WILL BE SCREWBALL86."

"NOW LET'S BEGIN!"