Private Eastshield

Private Eastshield of the (now disbanded) PSA (Now EPF) was a loose cannon agent who generally blows things up and does more harm than good. He is a high rank in the EPF though generally doing much harm. However, he quit and joined GREEN, a secretive corporation fighting with ORANGE over land.

Early Life
Private Eastshield was born into a military family when he was young. His childhood was generally boring, but he was always violent and destructive. Eventually, he was sent to every military school there was. However, after being expelled from 5 after beating fellow students up, he trained in an elite Khanz war training camp. (Where you were SUPPOSED to beat up the other students.) After a year at a dead end job, he quit. He went to the nearest weapons store, robbed it, and burnt it to the ground.

Later Life
Unluckily, he couldn't get into any army. This sank him into a depression. So, he went on a spree in the Great Darktonian Pie War, beating the living heck out of any fellow near the Darktonian Realm. He eventually stopped 2 months after the war was over. After that, he joined the PSA (after a long argument.) However, every mission he was assigned to had several civilians wounded and property damage. The EPF was not happy about this, but took him in anyway. Unluckily, he destroyed the remains of the PSA with a bomb. After Herbert had blown the PSA up, he destroyed the rest of it, ruining any files and data left. The EPF was furious, but let him join. However, he was hired by an elite fighting team to fight another elite fighting team. However, the ORANGE captured him and cloned him. This made him furious, and ever since he has fought against the ORANGE with his fellow GREEN team members.

Involvement
Currently, he fights with the GREEN team members against ORANGE, the enemy corporation. He also generally blows things up and calls other people MAGGOTS! MAGGOT! MAGGOT! Also, he owns several weapons.

Weapons
The Private has an icicle pistol and deletion shotgun. Also, he has several weapons in his backpack.

Trivia

 * The Private is a parody of the Soldier class, from TF2.
 * The Private calls any enemies MAGGOTS!
 * The Private LOVES any type of meat.

Quotes

 * MAGGOT! MAGGOT! THAT WAS MY POINT!
 * YOU'RE A MAGGOT!
 * YOU MAGGOT!