Sister Alkamesh

Sister Alkamesh is a nun registered nurse in the Lichenblossom Isles. She is in denial of her nun status. She is always mad and highly sadistic, which is not suprising, because she is related to Mabel. Along with fellow monk doctor, Brother Tortilla, she brings choas and nervousness to the medical field.

Background
Sister Alkamesh was born in the Lichenblossom Isles a few years before Mabel. Before she was born, her parents consulted an astrologer on what she should be when she grows up. Basing his guess on the position of the planet Uranus, he told the puffle couple: "None". Alas, the parents thought he meant Nun. Homophones stink.

Upon birth, off she went to the nearest convent. In said nunnery, she learned things such as how to be friendly, loving, kind and caring, how to administer vaccines and make a paitent feel happy in their hospital visits (CP nuns are like doctors but with more love). This was deemed absolutely nauseating to her!

"Why do we have to be caring to our paitients?!" she would ask. "Why not just fix them up and ship them off so we can bring the next flow of cash in?"

Mother Thesa, the nun leader, was annoyed. "Alkamesh, for the aleph-null time, being kind and caring are what nuns do! Besides..." Thesa took out a chart. "Recent studies in Eastshield Hope Hospital suggest that paitents who are treated with kindness and caring heal twice as fast as those who are left alone." Turning back to Alkamesh, she concluded. "Happiness

Trivia

 * I'd post more about how she is a nun, but I would then recieve a tranquilizer and fall asleep.