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The Antarctic Times (Wiki Edition) June 2009, Week 6 -Comes out every Saturday- 50 Pebbles per Issue

Stories could only be accepted here. Only the publishers could write their own story without permission (they have to ask themselves). If you would like to be one, go here.

The newspaper's new boss is Happyface! Congratulations!

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McDoodle's Losing the War?
Burger Khan losing the McDoodle's? In the rising population of Antarctica, is McDoodle's getting more customers?

By Happyface141

McDoodle's:Fattening, fat, gross, and not good for you. But is it winning over?

Burger Khan is a resturaunt that was made to mock Penghis Khan. It is mostly free of Fat, however three penguins were infected with Fat from eating a Popper. However, McDoodle's has been infecting penguins like no one's business.

Its true that McDoodle's is delicious, but its not good.

However, its prices like 2 pebbles for five burgers is dominating the business. They have earned over twenty five billion pebbles.

However, Burger Khan. Yeah, not so good. They lost two hundred pebbles last year.

Burger Khan has been losing employee to McDoodle's. Also twenty-five have closed in each country! McDoodle's bought all those buildings and continued to dominate the business. In addidtion to burgers they have created pizza, coffee, soda, and created an entire village made of Burgers. We interviewed Amac about McDoodle's.

"I remember a resturaunt like that. McDonalds I believe? Yes, its mascot was a scary clown." he stated.

Scary. He also mentioned something about McDonalds dominating. Will human history repeat in penguin history! Find out next issue!

A Fluffy Problem
'''Fluffy 21. The most evil thing since Darktan's grandma.''' Rumors have it that he'll escape.

By Agent Da Agent

XOMG! MY ARTICLE IS ON THE MOST POPULAR NEWSPAPER EVA!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

Anyway. Fluffy 21. Rumors are telling me he'll escape. Trust me, he scares me. When I was guarding his entrance, I heard a knife cutting something. ANY PENGUIN CAN EAT THEIR WAY THROUGH SOME WALL MADE OF PILLOWS!

Uh-oh. My freak of a teacher wants me to go to bed. TALK 2 MEHH!!!

Ma'am, I'm not writing about you! NO MA'AM PLEASE!!! DON'T SPANK ME!!!