South Pole Council

The South Pole Grand Krytocric Legislative Council, or just the South Pole Council, is the presiding legislative government of South Pole City and the United States of Antarctica. The executive branch is controlled by the President Billybob. The judiciary is maintained by the far-off GourdZoid Council Hall, located in Trans-Antarctica.

Background
South Pole City was originally administrated by a group of penguins called "the Club", from its founding in 1997 to around 2002 or so. After "the Club" left to establish the port city of Club Penguin, they left Judge Xavier as the leader of a dictatorship which exists over the city to this day. Surprisingly, Xavier never went power crazy and continues to remain a great leader.

Involvement
The Council rarely holds any kind of comittee, debate, or voting session (the town practically runs itself), so Xavier mostly waddles around in circles and petting his miniature chair (don't ask). To make matters more wacky and complicated, the South Pole Council competes against the GourdZoid Council in a rather rough game of Paintball every weekend. Even weirder, they face off against skuas every Wednesday, in a game of Laser Tag.

Delegates
The Presiding Leader is Judge Xavier. He's in charge of the others.

States

 * Nothing-- EMPTY. Dan quit to run Dan's Island and the CNIC


 * Sub-Antarctic--Explorer 767. Explorer 767 is the most mischievous penguin on the council. He rudely plays the kazoo when Mabel is talking, sets off firecrackers under the council table, and once even caused the chandelier and a grand piano to fall on the courthouse floor. Otherwise he is a great delegate, and comes up with brilliant ideas. Explorer is usually busy at the Coffee Shop, so his puffle Mabel takes over most of the time.
 * Ross Island-- Carl Arnott. An Adelie Penguin explorer who founded the state and who, always argues with Bob McGoo and Mabel.
 * Club Penguin City-- Ford Car. A master PSA agent who after conclusing the Link Project decided to sign up for the presidency of Club Penguin City. He won the elections by 2%. He's always telling jokes about why the orange stop rolling.


 * Antarctic Peninsula--Henry Shipper. This ex-sailor knows all things nautical.
 * EmotiVille--Governor Ponderer #1337. He's an EmotiCon and thinks very deep thoughts. He is the smartest on the Council, and is a little deaf.


 * Trans-Antarctica--Bob McGoo. After 24Keyser retired, Bob McGoo became the new representative. He is an ex-miner and constantly makes references to construction terms. Bob is also tough, and thinks he can handle anything (which, most of the time, he can't). Explorer frequently calls him different names, like Ryan, Mike, Chad, and Sam.
 * Pingko-- Bow Tie Tom. This is his home town, he is the only one still legally a citizen, so he voted for himself. He won, 1-0.
 * Aquarius-- Empty. Representative elections are taking place.
 * GourdZoid-- Jacko #1558. This Jacko is one of the most cheerful, and he tends to ignore Mabel, mistaking her rude comments for compliments. Of course, this makes Mabel hate him even more.


 * Eastshield--Judge Xavier was born in this region, so he technichally represents this state.
 * Snellville-- The Great Snailzini. A generic RocketSnail, he comes and talks about history and typically calms the council when Mabel gets annoying.
 * Ternville-- Mayor McFlapp. The mayor of Ternville has never traveled far from home up in Ternville (he likes it too much), and the council relies on him when the case involves the upper troposphere.
 *  Polaris-Jacob Monte Captio.He replaced his father's position on December 30, 2009. He is the youngest member of the council, and fires snowballs at Mabel sometimes.
 * Gemini-- Timothy Klinkstin. The second mayor of Gemini, he is very fancy, and has tea pots and other fancy stuff under his desk.


 * West Pengolia-- Penghis Khan. He is the exact opposite of Snailzini, always causing mayhem by arguing with Mabel, who makes fun of him for talking in the third person, as well as his square-shaped eyes and funny hat.

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 * East Pengolia-- Bolsheevic Penguinsky. The Council decided they now needed a delegate for East Pengolia, and many voted for Penguinsky (the others voted for Bambadoo). Penghis Khan oftne gets into fights with Boolsheevic, and has sometimes tried to break his desk with his Mullet.
 * The Happyface State-- Happyface141. Best friends with Barkjon and loved to throw ice cream at 24Keyser, before he retired. Calls Bob either Mary or Johnson.


 * Weddell-- Kwiksilver. He is always late for the council, but he makes up for it by bringing a giant bag of cookies. When Kwiksilver doesn't show up, Sprocket fills in for him.
 * Turtle Atoll-- Melvin Turtleheimer. He represents Turtle Atoll because he is the only tortoise who lives in the Antarctc itself. If he is not present, Squirt represents over a satillite feed from the atoll.


 * New North Etana-- Idoreconise. That's the new ruler. He is doing quite well with creating the community on the islands, so he was chosen to represent them as well. He is always present. The Council loves his jokes, and even Mabel laughed at a one.


 * 12yz12ab Island-- 12yz12ab. He argues with Yzabtech alot.


 * Yzabia-- Yzabtech. He argues with 12yz12ab alot.

Italics represent places that are not states but are still important.

Polar District
The Polar District has a thirteen member council part of the SPC. The preciding mayor Orion Freddy is officialy the representative but there are also other representatives.


 * South Pole City-- Orion Freddy. Preciding mayor of South Pole City not only counts as the chief representative but also the representative of the South Pole Council. When the new mayor is elected Orion will still have this seat.


 * County of Alxeedoxandria-- Incumbent


 * South Pole County-- Incumbent


 * Gregtown-- Incumbent


 * City of Aleedoxandria-- Incumbent

Free Republics

 * Dorkugal-- Fred 676. Since the local residents do not wish to leave their home, they elected Fred to represent them. He enjoys quoting math equations and tends to bore everyone with his ongoing mathematical quibbling. He is rather useful in cases involving statistics, though.
 * Lichenblossom-- Abbess Glycian. The Abbess, the recently elected Head of State, is sweet and sassy, but she has a totally different side to her. Whenever she is about to face off against someone else in a debate or a physical battle, she goes into a kind of freak mode, acting exactly like the average Sparkan. Because of this she has (unknowingly) earned full citizenship in Sparka.
 * Sparka-- ...
 * Industry Isles-- ...
 * Dorkugal Minor-- ...


 * Freezeland-- Will Whitefoot. Will is the head of the Freezelandian Council of Five, so he represents Freezeland on the South Pole Council.


 * Auzua Mostafique-- Bezul Mostafique. He has been long caring for the nation and now proceeds to become a representive to the international soil. He mainly calls Mabel "Burning Lava".


 * Margate Antarctica Islands-- Unknown. It is currently in MAI Representive Elections.


 * Flystarland-- Flystar55555. Since he is the king of the free republic, he represents this state. He is friends with Happyface, Barkjon, and Explorer. He likes to shove apples down Mabel's throat when she substitutes for Explorer.


 * Clearwater Island-- Eve Lendfell. The only female delegate, she commonly takes her camera to meetings to take embarassing photos of Mabel. She isn't often noticed at the council, though.


 * Warmslates-- Ambassador Caniceptus takes the place of the governor, who never leaves Penguiki Island. He represents the whole republic.


 * Hailvale--Karazachi, the penguin who founded and rules the republic. He is also at a conflict with Harezan.


 * Pengydeen-- Metalmanager. The one of newest members and among the most curious and intelligent penguins in the USA. He is always up for meetings and never misses anything important.


 * Angel Island-- Tails6000. When he noticed that he could represent Angel Island he switched his current delegate position there. He is still the same way though.


 * Maps Island-- Marion He was chosen to represent the state matters to the South Pole Council. He never gets late.


 * United Penguin's Republic-- Shadow. He's a great thinker, a mastermind, and a genius. However, this black puffle is known to be a prankster. A notable example was when he Semi-Flooded the Council Hall.


 * Geek Empire-- Spartaciss. Pronounced Sparta-cuss, this Geeco-Dorkugese penguin yells very loudly and Proves by Intimition, much like Fred. He tends to bicker about having creatures rule over nations rather than machines.


 * Centriepistula-- Cardinal Carl. Carl represents the Communications' See and the Governance, and since joining, he has never missed a council meeting, not even on D-Day when the others stay home. He usually informs the other delegates about the events in the See and what the P.O.P.E. and others are working on there. He is very friendly, and like The Great Snailzini, Carl maintains himself as a peacekeeper.


 * Macradonia-- ...


 * Maggiore-- Jsudsu9988. This penguin glorifies the ground Swiss Ninja walks on. He fights strongly against anything that could challenge Swiss Ninja's power, or, more specifically what he views as a threat. If it insults Swiss Ninja, Jsudsu9988 starts screaming and demands for it to be eradicated. When the ballots are cast, Judge Xavier secretly eats Jsudsu9988's vote so that it is not counted. The Judge secretly has a grudge against this delegate. Explorer also secretly hides a remote-controlled icePhone connected to a loudspeaker under Jsudsu's desk, so that he can rickroll Jsudsu whenever he wants to- so many times Swiss Ninja replaces him....


 * Isle of Penguifornia--


 * HunEmpire-- Ben Hun. The great explorer sits for the HunEmpire. Kwiksilver and Ben Hun get into arguements about the Time Travel Staff. The Time Agency always burst in when Ben Hun is around to try and get the staff.


 * Farleya--


 * Ed Island-- EDFan12345 AND 9Gigi9Fan. The king of this island/country can't always be here, so his brother does the duty for him.


 * Finestade Land-- Akbaboy. The king of the country always comes to a meeting with a margin of error of 1%.

Uncharted

 * Uncharted States-- Barkjon. Having explored lands like 90-150 Island, he takes charge of these. He gets in fights with everyone because he put tacks on their chair or frogs on their tables.

Inside the Council/Places
There are two wings in the Council Hall: the West Wing and the East Wing. The East Wing holds the courtroom where the Council debates, and the West Wing is a lounge for the delegates. In between the two wings in the lobby, complete with a kind receptionist. A vacuum pump system is used to deliver items all around the Council Hall.

East Wing
The East Wing is a large, circular room with all the delegates' giant desks joined in circle formation. Each desk is customized to its delegate's fitting, with Judge Xavier's desk is positioned at the front of the room and the Judge's gavel lying on top of it. Next to the circle of desks, installed directly onto the wall, is a large high-grade teleportation device, in tubular form. There is also an all-in-one telecommunications device next to the tubular teleporter, complete with a giant phone. In the center of the circle of desks is located a holographic rpojector, which the council claims is for the purpose of "simulating a dynamic chart of their debates." (Actually, they use it to watch TV.) Next to the entrance is a row of filing cabinets, respectfully placed at the farthest position possible from the Dorkugese delegate's desk (nerds hate filing cabinets). The cabinets contain records, archives, manuals, treaties, and all sorts of not-so- important political documents. On the other side of the entrance is a stairwell leading to the Council Hall's rooftop.

West Wing
The West Wing is a large room filled with colorful beanbags for the delegates to sit on. There is a large plasma TV hanging on the wall, which is wallpapered with pictures of the delegates doing funny things. A vending machine sits in the corner, and foosball, air hockey, and arcade games are situated around the lounge. The West Wing also contains a collection of awkward and unusual items (e.g., the Thingamajig 3000 and its successors, a flying paddle ball, vintage electronic yodelling pickles, a TV Antenna that looks like bunny ears, etc.).

Executive Cabinet Room
Located behind a wooden door in the back of the West Wing, the Executive Cabinet and all of its delegates meet in a room about as large as a non-member CP igloo. A small television and ornate desks are provided by the government, but the wallpaper is peeling and grey, the carpet is stained and off-white, and there is a crack in the old window. The ceiling fan does not work. To make matters worse, Explorer (and the occasional other delegate) bursts open the old door and pranks the members of the Cabinet. A Minister of Denial was appointed to keep the other employees calm enough to do their important business.

Debates

 * New states of the USA: The council debated for a very long time to decide what states to include in the USA. They now have decided to exclude any new land-based states that come forth as of 11/04/08, with the exceptions of water-based territories (like Weddell) or existing free republics that wish to gain the rank of stateship. New free republics are also allowed.


 * The Humana Cathedral Papers: The council, especially Barkjon, Explorer, and Xavier, have debated long hours to decide what to do with the papers and 90-150 Island. The decision was to not return the papers to their original resting place (a vault deep beneath South Pole City) and to watch 90-150 Island carefully. Very carefully.


 * Mabel: The council has debated over whether they should ban/expell Mabel from the USA, due to her antics. They decided not to, but have assigned "Prank Mabel Days" devoted entirely to annoying, mocking, aggravating, and pulling pranks on Mabel. Happyface141 is still debating and wants her to be banned from the world. Mabel is a serious issue though as she drove former Weddell delegate Hot Pocket84 criminaly insane.


 * The LiquidFence Scandal: The council agreed to archive the LiquidFence Tapes in the exact same vault that The Humana Cathedral Papers were put in.


 * ACP is an evil army people want gone. The council has officially declared the army Plain BAD and ordered them to dissolve. Alas, the army has just continued to terrorize the countryside, with the council countering by frequently banning the leaders.

UPDATE: ''After extensive research, the Snell-Libros discovered that another army, the Society of Tampering Illeist N00b Crazies (STINC), had impersonated ACP and tarnished its reputation!!! Using Subset Code JK677 of Appendix K of Section 77 in Book 169 in Volume 45 of the New and Improved Constitution in the Grand Pole Library, otherwise known as the "Blacklight Manual" since it can only be revealed under Delegate Tails's special ultraviolet pen, the Council overrided the charges on ACP and replaced them on STINC, which is now being tracked by the PSA and EPF.''


 * The Sapie Brothers are two very strange penguins. The Council decided to start Project Tracker to see what they are up to.


 * The Troublesome Trio is hilarious but evil. Seeing as all three of them were in the Council, Judge Xavier let the Trio be and denied any cases that came in after.


 * Link: Link is a very mysterious penguin. They sent a search warrant out, and the current project to capture him is Project Link.


 * Happyface141 has mysteriously been blocked. The South Pole Council and ALL penguins are trying to find a way to un-block him.


 * Doble Islands want to succede from Weddell and form their own state. Penguins opposed to them say that the sea must remain one state. Hot Pocket84 has spent a long time debating this issue.


 * The Hobo Next Door: Outside of the Capitol front gate is a poor, homeless penguin. At the end of every meeting/session, the council has a 5-minute debbate over whether they should give food and money to the penguin. Mabel is the prime debater on the side of not feeding the penguin, mostly because if she loses her case, she has to personally shop for the food.

Trivia

 * Ford Car is always telling the same joke! Other members tried to kick him out of the council various times.


 * Xavier has numerous phycological flaws. He has a nasty habit of screaming at mirrors, spinning in circles, and attempting to eat his gavel. His right eye has Amblyopia, and for some reason he has a pointy tooth he never bothered to remove.
 * Xavier named his miniature chair "Jonesworth".
 * Despite being a freak, Xavier somehow manges to preside over the town (when something happens) with a fair, steady flipper. It's really odd because of his quirks.
 * Judge Xavier tends to bang his gavel for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Sometimes, he does it at home, and even in his sleep. He always follows with "ORDUH!! OORRRRRRDUHH!"
 * Judge Xavier sleeps with Jonesworth on one side of the bed, and his gavel in his flippers. Sometimes, he sucks on it (like a chick sucks their flipper).
 * Judge Xavier has never been seen without his judicial robes. In fact, no one completelty knows what he looks like because of it.


 * The council is always in a bad mood when Mabel substitutes for Explorer 767, mostly because she always argues and is very picky. Judge Xavier has frequently attempted to shave Mabel bald, and Penghis Khan has attempted to slap her with a fish. The Great Snailzini from Snellville usually is the peace-keeper between the penguins and the puffle.


 * Explorer 767, Barkjon, and Happyface141 are the most mischevious penguins on the council. Their antics range from throwing ice cream at 24Keyser, playing loud and interruptive chords on their electric guitars (especially when Mabel is talking), and setting off firecrackers underneath the council table.


 * Every 2nd Friday in October is special to the council. This day, known as D-Day to the council members, is the day when the "Annual Demolition of the South Pole Council Table" occurs. Explorer 767, Barkjon, and Happyface141 set firecrackers under the table. BOOM! You know what happens next.


 * The South Pole Council is rivaled against the GourdZoid Council, and plays Paintball with them every weekend.


 * Tails6000 is known to get up and set the tables at the crack of dawn. He also gives everyone a free waffle.


 * Swiss Ninja finds it boring and sleeps through the whole thing.


 * Flystar has been known to have destroyed the main council building while in his Star Beast form with Evilface. He told the council, "Sorry, I can't channel my evilness when in Star Beast form. I have enough money to make it even BETTER than it was before!" He recieved his council seat by doing this. But sadly, Evilface didn't get a council seat, even though the work on the council was 50-50. Flystar is currently figuring out a way to make Evilface a council member as a city in Flystarland.