The Stealing of the Fish

One Day, the Society wanted to get rid of Penghis Khan's fish...How did they do it? You'll find out.

The event
One day, some Khanz in the Society were talking.

Khanz 102: "Psst! How about we beat penghis Khan up!"

Khanz 103: "Um....Good Idea!"

Khanz 104: "Yeah c'mon lets get him!"

"CHARGE!!!!!!"

It was over in three seconds. '''WHAM!!! CRASH!!! BANG!'''

"YOU ARE BAD KHANZ! FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S FURY!!! YAHHHH!" WHAM The three Khanz ran away, minorly injured. Khanz 103: "That was a greaaaate idea...."

Khanz 104: "Yeah! Lets do it again!"

Khanz 103: "I was being sarcastic."

Khanz 105: "Hey! He couldn't beat us up if he didn't have his fish!

Khanz 103: "Yeah! Lets steal it!"

Later that week: "PENGHIS KHAN WANT HIS PIZZA!!! NOW!!!!"

Khanz 104: "Ok sir! By the way, are you going to put your fish down while you eat?"

Penghis Khan: "Uh...Penghis Khan don't know. Penghis Khan says yes. Take care of penghis Khan's fish!"

Khanz 104: "Ok!"

Then, Khanz 104 ran for his life with that fish. Instantly, Penghis Khan leaped out of the chair and started chasing him. "GIVE PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH BACK!!!" "No way!!!!" Then, Khanz 104 passed it to Khanz 105 and blocked penghis khan. "STOP NOW PENGHIS KHAN!" WHAM!!!!. Apparently Penghis Khan knew how to whack with his fists too. Khanz 104 ran off. Then, Khanz 105 passed it to Khanz 103. Khanz 103 ran all the way into a bunch of tourists and threw the fish into one's hands.

Tourist: "What's this? A gift? Cool!"

Khanz 103: "Uh....Yeah...A gift.

Khanz 103 then ran off too.

Penghis Khan: "WHY IS RANDOM PENGUIN HOLDING PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH!!!

Tourist: "It was like a gift!"

Penghis Khan: "THAT'S IT! FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S ROYAL PWNAGE!!!! WHACK! SMACK! WHAP! SLAM! BANG! CRASH! BAM!

Penghis Khan: "Good. You give Penghis Khan his fish back! Now he go eat pizza.

Tourist: groans and then faints.

Result
A tourist got beat up, Penghis Khan briefly lost his fish, and the Society failed AGAIN.