Forum:Redlink

Due to the slow production of Quest for the Golden Waffle, I'm thinking of writing a newer parody of the Redwall series, Redlink. I already have some good ideas and am thinking of starting production as soon as possible. I could use some of your help, you Redwall fans out there!

 Yours "Falsely",   Explorer 767 ( This is your Co-Webmaster speaking!  )    View this template   23:28, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Ideas (so far)

 * The setting is in a medium-sized, nerd-inhabited island off Dorkugal. Watery settings are in either real water or cyberspace. The island is named "Lichenblossom" and has a forest called "Lichenblossom Forest". On another, nearby island is a tall atoll with a sunken caldera in the middle. A small island sticks out the top of the caldera, and inside is a vast village-like system of caves and rooms, named Razzamatazastron. The atoll is attacked frequently due to the large amount of pastry baked in the caldera (the rulers are a Polar Bear Chef and his assistants, the Bong Patrol). In fact, the Strudel of Razzamatazzido was baked there by Joe Maggoe. Redlink Abbey is a small, quiet nerd community in a clearing west of Lichenblossom Forest, and is a place of peace and geekiness. However, when the inhabitants are threatened to a cyberwar, they kick tail feather. The hero of the Abbey is Marlin the Hacker (malicious hacking is actually called cracking), who often appears to Abbeydwellers in dreams. His PDA, which has an antenna of solid ruby, is very powerful and is wielded by the Abbey Hacker.


 * That's my first overview of the story's setting. It will be changed often.


 * Here are all the parodies so far:
 * Redwall Abbey -- Redlink Abbey
 * Mossflower Woods -- Lichenblossom Forest
 * Salamandastron -- Razzamatazzastron
 * Badger Lord -- Polar Bear Chef
 * Long Patrol -- Bong Patrol
 * Martin the Warrior -- Marlin the Hacker
 * Martin's Sword -- Marlin's PDA


 * Several other creatures live around Lichenblossom Forest too.
 * Harp Seal crews often swim around the island and splash through the caves under it and the rivers on it. Their chief is, strangely, called a "Jumper". Parody of the otter crews in Redwall.
 * A small tribe of fierce antarctic terns, known as the Guerilla Union of Antarctic Terns In Lichenblossom (GUATIL for short), flies around the upper skies of Lichenblossom with their strange wooden gliders that they call "logplanes." They are parodies of the Guosim (Guerilla Union of Shrews in Mossflower) shrews.
 * Sentinent, tree-dwelling gray puffles often drop down from their canopy homes to chat with the nerds of Lichenblossom. They are loose parodies of the squirrels in Redwall.

Feedback
I'll help! I love Redwall! I am currently waiting for the new book to come out in the UK and Ireland. -- Triskelle3 23:56, 2 April 2009 (UTC)