Doors

The Doors Operating System was developed in late Colonial Antarctica as Doors 9x. Soon after, there was Doors4Me, Doors 2k, Doors' XP, and then Doors Horizon. Doors 2008 is still the most popular version, but Doors 7 rumors are around the corner.

Description
Every Doors for the past ten or so years uses the same logo. Bill Gate$ plans to do the same for the next Doors (he claims Microsoft changes the logos and everyone stares at him).

A list is as follows:

Doors 9X
Describe.

Doors4Me
This version of Doors is ridiculed by many as "Doors 4 Mega Eccentrics", since, so they claim, it is a "mistake edition" and is wretchedly pathetic.

However, that was because Doors4Me was ahead of it's time; it was a fun-computer in a work-computer's world.

Regardless of its nearly universal hatred (Booyah Reviews Magazine rated it 2 of 10 for instance), Professor Shroomsky metaphorically swears by it. It's the only computer he will ever use. He bought it out of a garage sale.

Doors 2K
Describe.

Doors 2008

 * Main article: Doors 2008

Describe.

Doors Horizon
Describe.

Doors CEO
Exclusively for the CEO of Dorkugal (and past CEOs), this version is the top notch, most stable, absolute 100%-superior-to-Penguin OS-and-a-bag-of-chips version of the operating system.

Why is this version so glorious, and if Micro Hard and Soft can make such a good OS, why don't they? Four words: Money and kissing up. Making all PCs as good as Doors CEO costs more than making cheap and minamal versions that the public gets. Also, by giving the CEOs of Dorkugal the best of the best, they appease to them and brainwash them into thinking Doors is superior. This escalated to new heights in the Micro War.

Doors Falcon
Exclusively for Stevie Falcon I, Doors Falcon is a pure speech-oriented OS that generates his voice, controls his wheelchair, and allows him to manipulate the various parts and peices of said chair with little motion required.

Trivia

 * Zapwire hates Doors.


 * Whoot Smackler Whoot is Doors' biggest fan.


 * Studies suggest that every Doors owner (except the CEOs) are guarenteed at least one Blue Screen of Death in their computer's liftime.

Internal Links

 * Bill Gate$


 * Operation Operating: the Dorkugese Micro War


 * Doors 7


 * Doors 2008


 * Micro Hard and Soft


 * Penguin OS