Forum:Sysop Senate/Walrus Doctrine

Before I begin, it turns out the Walruses will NOT come to my door, just prank call me in the middle of the night.

However, I was forced to make a vow with my parents to do various things if Walruses show up. The ideas were so good, I've decided to bring them to you and make them COC Doctrine.

Items marked with a ✄  were actually proposed by my father.

1. My father told me I am not to establish contact with Walruses. That means it is illegal to link to their site in any way. ✄

2. Don't antogonize the Walruses. In other words, don't go to their site and spam or talk to them. ✄

3. If a Walrus spams a page or makes it unholy, revert it and block the Walrus for a symbolic 666 years. DO NOT fight the Walrus. REVERT IT AND BLOCK IT. ✄

4. Any and all Walrus Users created can lawfully be made into storybook characters, as was done on the Club Penguin Wiki imports.

5. In accordance with Doctrine 3, don't make a big deal about Walrus spam. REVERT, BLOCK FOR 666 YEARS, IGNORE.
 * Now, where have I heard THAT before? Ah yes... here's a choice portion which I feel is relevant: "A frequently-used way of dealing with vandalism on Wikipedia is to Revert, Block, and Ignore... long-term vandals will quickly grow tired when... their cries for attention ignored... the prime motivation of serious vandals is to have a long-term effect on the encyclopedia... when they are simply reverted and blocked without so much as the bat of an eyelid and everything continues on as usual, they will go elsewhere."
 * Of course, I'd prefer "REVERT, BLOCK, IGNORE, STORYBOOK", since this is a FANON site and the Walruses are a part of our tales, making for great literature. Hmm... I'll write that.
 * See Project:RBIS.

6. Doctrine 4 has limitations. Don't make Walruses into Fluffyzoids. Everyone who has been written in template:WALRUSARMY is in proper accordance with this doctrine. Any new Walruses are to adhere to the same principles as the old Walruses. Making Walruses into total idiots and writing crass LQA 1 mockery is no worse than being a Walrus. Write a Walrus like any fanon villain, make nods to their vandalism if you wish (parody-wise), but don't make a big deal out of the vandalism.

7. Do not converse with the Walruses, even if the converse with you. ✄ Delete any messages they send, in accordance with Doctrine 5.

I will also write a Fanon version ogf Revert Block Ignore. That's on the way without commitee.

I bring it to the Sysops and not the BOB, it's time to give THEM a voice.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 11:11, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

= VOTING =

Against
= SEE ALSO = Project:RBIS

Have a glorious day.