How To Be A Nerd

✅ How To Be A Nerd is the second book in The How-To Series, written by User:SpamZap. It tells how to be a Nerd, obviously.

Story
Are you a Dorkugese wannabe? Wanna be a Geek but don't know how to? Read on.

Steps

 * 1) Buy the clothes. One perfect example is the Astro Barrier T-shirt, or the peasent tunic from the Medeivil party.
 * 2) Act the part. Dressing like a nerd or geek is not enough. You have to act like one, too.
 * 3) Go to all the schools. Know all the answers in class. Do your homework and alot of Extra-Credit.
 * 4) Act the way you wanna act. If there's a party going on, and you wanna celebrate, celebrate.
 * 5) Celebrate Dorkugal Appreciation day. National Dorkugal Apreciation day is May 25th. Decorate your igloo really geeky or nerdy, and throw a party.

Tips

 * Glasses help the look a lot.
 * Take pride in your nerdness.

Warnings

 * Watch out for Jerks and Fords. They will bully you.