Mwa Mwa Time

A song about a true story. To the beat of Thriller.

Song

 * It's close to naptime and Mwa Mwas lurking in the dark
 * Under the afternoon light, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
 * You try to squawk but terror takes the sound before you make it
 * You start to freeze as a Mwa Mwa looks you right between the eyes
 * You're frostalyzed


 * 'Cause this is Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * And no one's gonna save you from the Mwa Mwa about to cry
 * You know it's Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * You're fighting for your life versing a crazy, Mwa Mwa time


 * You hear the door slam and realize there's no place left to run
 * You feel the cold flipper and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
 * You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, Peng!
 * But all the while you hear the Bay-bee creeping up behind
 * You're out of your mind


 * 'Cause this is Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * There ain't no second chance against the creeps who are forty-five, girl
 * Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * You're fighting for your life verses a crazy, Mwa Mwa time


 * Sleepy penguins squawking, the tired start to walk in their Mwa Mwa parade
 * There's no escaping the slob of the Mwa Mwa this time
 * (They're never running dry)
 * This is the worst day of your life


 * They're out to get you, there's Mwa Mwa closing in on every side
 * They will depress you unless you change that lock, and hide your cows
 * Now is the time for you and I to huddle close together, yeah
 * All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the scene
 * It'll make flee for you to see


 * Be in Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa
 * 'Cause I can chill you more than any Mwa Mwa would ever dare try
 * Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * So let me squeeze you tight and share a
 * Mwa Mwa, Bay-bee, crazy, creepo here at noon


 * 'Cause this is Mwa Mwa, Mwa time
 * Penguin, I can chill you more than any Mwa Mwa would ever dare try
 * Mwa Mwa, Mwa Mwa time
 * So let me squeeze you tight and share a loser, Mwa Mwa, ow!


 * (I'm gonna chill ya, Is that alright?)
 * Dread falls across the island
 * The naptime hour has been disturbed
 * Bay-bees crawl in search of food
 * And to destroy y'alls great good moods


 * I'm gonna chill ya tonight, ooh baby
 * I'm gonna chill ya tonight, oh darlin'
 * Mwa Mwa, baby, ooh!


 * The foulest stench is in the air
 * The funk of forty thousand dirty diapers
 * And grizzly creeps from every room
 * Are closing in to seal your gloom


 * And though you fight to stay upright
 * Your penguin body starts to quiver
 * For no mere penguin can resist
 * The evil of the Mwa Mwa!