Talk:Slanta Furious

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Regarding Pablo

 * Miss Furious (Slanta sounds like a feminine name):


 * I was recently informed of your arrest upon Pablodepablo as an agent of the PSA subsidiary known as the Defenders. Though you do indeed have the authority to incarcerate and/or penalize any criminal breaking any law, and though (I think) you may have done it with good intentions (perhaps), arresting a penguin for expressing their opinion is a violation against the Bill of Stuff All Penguins Should Have as found in the Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of Antarctica.


 * It is for these just grounds, and due to your rather annoyingly squeaky voice and biased arrest warrent, that I, as a superior ranked member in the Espionage branch of Government, have Pardoned Pablodepablo of all charges. It must be noted that I am of a higher rank than you and that my branch is also a subsidiary and ally of the PSA. Part of my power as Headmaster includes universal pardoning. I have set Pablo free of your accusations and request you to not arrest someone for such trivial means as speaking out against a... brrr... Walrus... Walruses give me recurriong nightmares... Anyway, should you make such an unneccesary arrest again, I'll have one of the AIA agents (also higher than you) aresst you. Well, actually, I will have them penalize you, not' arrest you.

-- Headmaster Champigion, Director of the Antarctic Investigation Authority.