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Today in Antarctica

Sadly, today's April Fools' day isn't all that happy in some parts of Antarctica.


 * Hailvale was couped by a gothic rabbit this morning. It is said that recapturing the land will be very difficult. The rabbit, according to eyewitnesses, can shoot "zenthos" beams (she says "zenthos" when shooting them) at people, and enjoys trapping innocent bystanders in black-colored soap bubbles of pure naughtiness.
 * Witnesses also state that the gothic rabbit frequently mentions "Azarath", which is assumed to be an anti-migraine medication, and she has a huge collection of metronomes, which she mispronounces as "metrinones".
 * According to a letter from the local militia: "'If we manage to take the rabbit's Azarath medication, she should develop a big enough headache so we can stop the endless ticking of her metrinones metronomes (spelling error) and lock her in a broom closet before she can shoot a zenthos beam at us. We've heard that zenthos beams create a sudden craving for carrots in its victims for a few hours.'"


 * In other news, Stevie Falcon I [[Media:Stevie's Official Resignation.ogg|has abdicated the throne of Dorkugal]], and stated that he found a video from a human named "Bill Gates" that contained a speech similar and "fitting" to his. He wants you to view it.


 * Also, Professor Shroomsky just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching insurance companies!


 * Tails6000 and Turtleheimer have been seen feeding carrots to the aforementioned gothic rabbit. Are they helping her, or are they just giving her carrots?


 * A new song has swept across CP, and it has soared to #1 on the ratings charts. We recommend that you hear it. It's incredible!


 * Blizzard Rangers had all been sick today and will not fight in the pie war (for now).

Hopefully, this will clear up by April Second.

If anyone has more news to add for today, please do so.