Redlink (book)

Redlink is the first book publishd in the Redlink series, co-produced by Doohickey Industries and Redlink Abbey. The book documents the Early Poppy Cyber-Conflict between Redlink Abbey and the cracker band of Looney the Purge, which took place in late Colonial Antarctica (1993). The book was a bestseller and grew to be very popular all over Antarctica. It was also one of the first times that Redlink Abbey made an appearance in Antarctic culture, though most penguin believed the story was fictional.

Summary
Malt Vieoh, a lonely dork orphan that every geek picks on, dreams of becoming a successful PWNer like Marlin the Hacker, his idol. He gets his chance when his home, Redlink Abbey, is attacked by an evil cracker named Looney the Purge, who wants to rule the whole of the Lichenblossom Isles. As Redlink and Looney face off in the ultimate cyberwar, Malt and his eccentric footwear-obssessed mentor, Mashufellah, find a series of clues that may lead them to the famed megalaser of Marlin -- Shoop-Da-Whoop. The clues lead first to Marlin's grave, then up to the Abbey rooftop, where Malt and Mahshufellah discover that Shoop-Da-Whoop has been pointing from a satellite dish since the last days of Olde Antarctica. However, when they recruit a Master JetPacker to fly up to the dish and retrieve the laser, she is attacked by a flock of skuas. One geek manages to stun a skua with a low-voltage taser, and it is imprisoned in a spare room. After finding out from the skua that her "gang" possesses a large megalaser, Malt decides to bargain with the skua -- if she leads him up to the roof, he will let her go. The two become friends mid-climb, but once they reach the rooftop, Malt is set upon by the skuas.

To be finished!

Actual Content
Our database was fortunate to receive a carbon copy of the document straight from the Master Supercomputer of Redlink Abbey, flipper-typed by the Scribe-cum-Typist of Redlink. Read, and enjoy!


 * Begin Here!


 * Log 1: Looney Tunes


 * Log 2: The Quest for Shoop-Da-Whoop


 * Log 3: PWNage Forevermore

Trivia

 * This is a parody of the first book in the Redwall series -- Redwall, by Brian Jacques.

Internal Links

 * Redlink Abbey
 * Marlin the Hacker
 * Malt Vieoh
 * Mahshufellah
 * Looney the Purge
 * Shoop-Da-Whoop (megalaser)
 * Brother Teddinsworth
 * Abbot Morty
 * Lichenblossom Isles