Alex Van Penguin

alex van penguin is a drummer for van penguin, a famous rock band.

Background
he was born with his brother, eddie van penguin, and played piano, guitar, and drums in his teen years. he first had a band called mammoth with eddie, then they met a man named david lee goth who lent his PA system to them. he became the new singer, and called the band "van halen". the 4 became famous, but then david left and sammy heygar came. once he left, they were on their own until a yera later, eddie had a son, wolvegang. so alex had a son with his 1st wife. the boy's name was airc (like eric). he got divorced twice, until he met his final woman who had a son, too, mowcome. airc and malcome have no interrest in music yet, but eddie's son wolvegang became their new bassist and got david lee goth back. rock on!

Involvement
he has inspired the world with his great taste in music.

Trivia

 * unlike eddie, alex is not jewish.
 * his full name is alexander.