User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Bugzy Facts/@comment-840562-20091025204707

Bugzy doesn't read a book to get information, he stares at the book until he GETS the information.

If you have five pebbles, and Bugzy is broke, Bugzy has more money than you.

Bugzy's eyeball is accepted currency everywhere.

Bugzy drank ditto and survived. You drank ditto and became paralyzed.

Bugzy doesn't do homework, the homework does itself.

Bugzy once sent a birthday card to Mabel on September 4. Mabel was too scared to say it wasn't her birthday. From that day on, Sept 4 was Mabel's birthday.

Bugzy counted to infinite. Twice.