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 The Antarctic Times  - Week 6--PWNAGE With a Cause--50 Pebbles

=Section A:PRIME=

=Section B: Club Penguin=

=Section C: Antarctica=

=Section D: Stock and Finance=

LORD SWISS NINJA FILES BANKRUPT!!
In a drastic turn of events, the now-famous Lord Swiss Ninja has depleted his funds to the point of government help. He managed to hold onto his castle so that it wouldn't be foreclosed, but other departments in his realm suffered big time. Namely, the auto industry. The Pride of Zurich had founded several car industries under the collective name Swiss Motors, but they churned out so many cars with factories only in, suprise, the Swiss Ninja Cities and Maggiore. This was good for consumers, but SN forgot to manage the business aspect of his industry. The entire corporation fell apart in late-2009. Swiss Ninja was now in debt and risked the loss of all he had. Fortuantely, Minister of Treasury Barrick Abanana stepped in and shelled out bailouts for the broke Lord. In exchange for the much needed capital, he gave over 70% of all tock to the Government, namely the Ministry of Treasury. Barrick then appointed an aspiring penguin named MobileShroom to be what the press calls "the car czar".

Will this strange and oddly regal new Abanana bureaucracy save the economy and reverse the childish spendings of the Council? Or, will Fred be right, saying you can't fight spending with spending?

-From Keukenhof Castle, Newsguy58

= Section E: Government =