MB3K Songs

The following database consists of paitients subjected to Ned and Natalie's MusicaBrain 3000 device and the songs they sang while attached to it. Join in! Please add a link or video so that we may listen better!

P. Benzin
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P.O.P.E. begins singing. Paaaaayyyyy............ yyyyooouuuurrrr................ bbiillsss...... COME ON! Pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up PAY UP NOW!

Ten........ months......... long............. WAITING! Bishops waiting come on now and pay that cash to us!

Or........ else......... you'll........ BE SAD!! 'Twill be no.... more phones.... we'll shut them off...... -- ooorrrr..... yyoouurrrrr...... FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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Charles and Director Benny
These two were hooked up together as a duet to finally solve the mysterious taxpayer's money that went to Absolute Thespian Islet.

The MB3K scanned the mind of Charles to find memories of funding, then did the same with Benny, and with this, they generated a duet to reveal THE TRUTH.





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 Director Benny: You see my friends, throughout his career Charles' show was inexplicably unfunded.

Director Benny {morbidly off-key}: My brother Charles could never come up with approval and show funding, even though his show was true high graded aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt.......

Director Benny {morbidly off-key): Yet he lacked finance, so I took up his chance, and took your tax to make ATI ssssssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttttt.

Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: Oh yeah! He extracted your taxes and a choice primetime channel. He bought ca-mer-as and contracted the ppppaaarrrttt... he even bought HD syndication...

Director Benny {morbidly off-key): So he got onto the station!

Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: I gained my public funded taxpayer start. Oh yeah.

Charles: GOODNIGHT UNIVERSAL BUREAU OF FICTITIOUS LITERATURE!

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Kwiksilver
It so happened that the MusicaBrain 3000, when connected to Kwiksilver, explored a side of him we've never seen. His Hopeless Romantic. This song concerns a girl Kwik has a crush on at his freelance workplace, the Bureau of Fiction's Department of Time.





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Kwiksilver begins singing.

Speaking:Does she even know you're...

Pauses

Working Day

See you there

In a rift

Wondering...

Wanna say

Love the hair

Here I go

Mumbling

With my Vortex' I will stop

the world

With my Vortex' I will find the time to find the words to

Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

Gah, what's the phrase...

Like a phreak

Kinda new

Semi-insane

Anyways...

With my Vortex' I will stop

the pain

It's not a temporal shift or a TARDIS

That's so Doctor Dock!

I just think you need time to slow

To see I'm the guy to make it real

Adventures you don't dare to see

I'll bend time and space to our will

And we'll make time

stand

STIIIIIILL-LLLLLL-LLLLLLLL!!!!

Instrumental.

That's the plan.

Time and space

You and me

Any day

Love your hair

A female voice can be heard from somewhere else in the Bureau: "What?"

Uh, I, I love the air. Hah!

With my Vortex' I will stop-

The power goes out.