User:BeakerLovesTheYoung/You WILL Read This

Hello there, ZoneKill here.

I am here to settle this once and for all. I’ll assume that by the time an admin reads this and sees my name then this article will be deleted and my IP blocked. As long as at least one person sees this, then I am content.

As you are all aware, I have chosen to attack this wiki relentlessly. Not out of lulz, but out of the main reason that despite all of you denying it, there is something terribly wrong with this wiki isn’t there?

You see, your admins have led you into this false belief that there is a democracy, that people are treated equally. There is no such thing as a democracy; democracy is only a puppet controlled by a hidden hand.

Want examples of this? I’ll refer you to such articles as Doom Weed. Look at the “high quality” template above it. It is telling you that it was made by either Bugzy, Pogopunk, or a member of the RV Clan and since it was made by either of those parties then the article is automatically applauded. New users however, get ridiculed and their articles slowly go down the drain.

‘Cause that’s what its all about isn’t it; a popularity contest? Deny it all you please, but the concrete facts of that template, a category that says “The Awesomeness that is Triskelle” and the fact that new users are never noticed.

Your admins, the ones you hail as gods. They are no gods. Almost all of them have broken rules many times yet get away with it. There are logs on UNCPW, and I’ll be more than happy to give you them.

How do I know all this? I lurked this wiki, CPW, and UNCPW. I saw the efforts of Sheepman, Agentgenius, and Triskelle3 trying to make a democracy. Their words went un-heeded and you cast them aside in the naïve belief that your wiki is perfect. You also banned one of them for speaking their mind, despite your claims that this is a so-called democracy. No, they weren’t wrong. Your admins just didn’t want the public to get into a crisis and revolt. That is why instead of using words, I’ve chosen to use force.

You see, there is no such thing as a crisis. The admins have given you this false belief that by speaking out of line a “crisis” will start. They have mind-fucked you over into their beliefs, and you refuse to admit to it. That’s the genius of their “crisis” theory. The fear. Fear got the best of you.

No, there is no democracy and there never was. The admins will give you this false hope of democracy, but it is just a twisted web of lies and deceit. Whose to blame? Well truth be told, if you’re looking for the guilty; you need only look in a mirror.

However, there is hope. If you see what I see, if you feel what I feel, then I implore you. Rise up and defy your admins. We will retake this wiki as ours, and put an end to their lies once and for all.

Lets make this wiki welcoming and friendly. Lets make this wiki not about popularity. Everyone should be treated equally. Everyone should be friends with one another. Everyone shouldn’t have these bickering feuds and name calling. Together, we can make this wiki blossom. There have been many rumors flinging around about me, and I don’t care about them as long as this speech gets heard by at least one person.

Want further proof? When your admins can’t even control one simple vandal, then there is indeed something wrong with this wiki.

'''There is no tl;dr version of this post. Just READ it. Z K out.'''