Billy Mays' Funeral

Billy May's Funeral was an event that payed tribute to the famous advertiser Billy Mays who had recently died. It was a very sad event, and most found it the most horrible thing ever to happen in 2009.

The event
"Get the oxygen tanks ready, get the stretcher out, get anything! Yelled the Doctor. We have a patient who needs imeadiet medical attention."

It was all so sudden. Just yesterday the famous advertiser Billy Mays had returned to the USA from his vacation to Dorkugal, and now hed was feeling horrible. The Doctors were busy trying to find what was wrong, but they couldn't find anything.

"I-I need to get back t-to get back to m-my studio," said Billy trying to sound as he usually did."

"Don't be crazy Billy. You need medical attention right now."

The Human was put in the stretcher that had a red siren placed onto it. Quickly they rushed him to the emergency room where the Doctors would begin the X-Rays. Inside the room was none other than G.

"I-I thought you w-were a scientist?" Asked Billy.

"I studied medics while I was at a Dorkugese University. But that's not important now. What is important is that we need to get these X-Rays done. You'll need to stay still though."

Very weakily Billy gave the thumbs up showing he was ready.

Outside the hospital there were many penguins waiting for the results. They couldn't believe that their favorite advertiser was now very sick. Professor Shroomsky however was the most worried.

"I just hope he'll be okay. He's helped us so much in the past so we have to help him now."

"I'm just wondering how he became sick in the first place?" Asked Blizzard.

Just then a Ninja Sword came swooping past and hit one of the pillars. Everybody looked back to see Speeddasher walking through the crowd.

"Well whoever did it would be smart not to show their face here today, or they might not get it back."

Hat Pop placed her flipper on Speed's shoulder only to be pushed aside. Everyone was shocked and Speed looked ashamed. Hat Pop got up however and walked back towards him.

"Speed why do you allways have to resort to violence? We're all sad for Billy Mays, but you mustn't keep this up."

"I know that. I just can't stand a friend dieing. It's happened allready."

Tails6000 walked up andwaved to his buddy.

"That was over 50 years ago Speed. Besides we don't even know if anyone gave Billy Mays a sickness, or if he's even sick."

Speed got angry again and grabbed his Ninja Sword back.

"Well I wouldn't be suprised if that idiot who sells the [ShamOMG]] did this."

Everyone slapped their foreheads with their flippers. Tails rolled his eyes.

"We all hate that guy, but do you honestly believe he's smart enough to give Billy a disease?"

Just then a tomato came flying by and hit the wall.

"Oh who cares about that stupid advertiser," said a voice. "All his products are shams."

Everyone looked to see Lobelia Sackville holding a bag of tomatoes in one flipper, and a slingshot it the other.

"HEY THAT'S MINE! "Yelled Tails."

"Well I just stole it. I honestly don't care about Billy. It's about time someone put that human in his place."

Speeddasher growled and held his Ninja Sword up high.

"How about I put a scum like you in your place!"

Speed ran towards Lobelia with his sword, but Shroomsky and Hat Pop held him back.

"Don't do it Speed. She's not worht it."

Just then the doors to the hospital opened. G walked out and he was looking very sad. Everyone turned to face him and he started speaking.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. Perhaps it's best if you come in here and have Billy tell you himself."

To be continued

Result
To be Revealed