User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Downright Interesting/@comment-113335-20100723182604

All TurtleShroom relatives, except Roslyn, share SOMETHING in common with me.


 * Wheelchair guy TurtleShroom relative could possibly reference my intelligence. You know what they say:  All Toasters, Toast Toast Autistic Today, Genius Tomorrow. The handicap? Why, autism of course! He overcomes it, though.


 * Shapeshifting guy... uhh...


 * The Bessie parody? I'm a gullible, happy, obbsessive fellow who honestly looks and sounds quite... unattractive. Ugly, even!

= Proposition = Then, there's a character that would REALLY fit in for me.

In The Glory and the Dream, a non-fiction history book that you just can't out down (if history's your thing), I learned of a Facist villain in the United States: 'Charles Couglin.

He was the most powerful radio personality of his time, never spouting religion but always spouting political and economical sermons of fire and hate. Once a FDR fan, he turned on him and called him down. He had millions of fans and viewers- about on par with modern day Justin Bieber {ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!} -and had so much power that he once told everyone to get one million votes for the Union Party or he'd go off the air for good. The result: ONE MILLION STINKING VOTES THAT ELECTION.

Do I really need to state it?


 * Ah-mm a RELIGIOUS MIE-YUN. A real PREACHUH. Praisin' the LAWD. -BUT, AND I SAY BUT... I'm a PUNDIT! Pol-lee-ticks, I do 'em! It don't need no religion involved for ME tuh SPEAK ABOUT IT! Mah powuh, what ends does it have? WHAT ENDS, DOES IT HAVE? The infallible, I say infallible, Internet... IT IS MY OYSTUH!
 * My powuh.. it's so great that I could THREATEN TA QUIT... and you PLEA for me ta stay!
 * My opinion... it MAKES er BREAKS A STORUH!
 * My input... PRAISE!
 * My appearence, I say, my appearence on the Shout Box... GEEKY ASIAN KIDS CELEBRATE!

How can ya NOT compare me tuh Charles Coughlin? Praise the Lawd and preach the ways of politics!

There's also DA KINGFISH O' LOSE-ZEE-ANNA. He's a facist, and was democratically elected. He stacked Louisiana's Supreme Court, legislature, and everything else. FDR said "he truly feared" DA KINGFISH, and he had total control over his state. By undemocratic and unconstitutional means, he paved the roads of Lousiana, saved their economy, and wanted to make Every Man a King, and nobody a crown. He made it to the Senate and planned to run for President. He never got the chance because he was ASSASINATED by a lone gunman. KINGFISH BODYGAURDS, sixty of them, gunned that guy down.

My book says that this world could have been totally different if Huey Long lived.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) If you're lucky enough to be at the beach, you're lucky enough. † 18:26, July 23, 2010 (UTC)