Talk:Santa Claus

EXTREME errors...
Umm... I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

In my video's continuity, where Saint Nicholas first debuted, Santa Claus is a human who travels dimensions. In Fanon Characters Christmas Special!, he is a human who travels dimensions.

Also, this article contains generic Santa OOC, as well. Santa is not immortal. Everyone knows that it is actually a dynasty of Santas inheriting the "family business" when the previous Santa dies. Why else does Santa have a Mrs. Claus? It's so they can continue the Santa dynasty. The Claus family maintains its tradition for centuries, through inheritance of the enterprise. The elves' and reindeer's lifespans are debatable, however.

Furthermore, it is proven that Santa does it in twenty four hours' flat, in unaltered time.

In fact, the North American Aerospace Defense Command tracks Santa Claus every year. They're tracking as we speak. Don't believe me? Click it and weep!

So, yes, we'll have to correct it.

Merry Christmas!

-- † This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Santa's in your room. † 17:57, December 24, 2009 (UTC)