Lemon's Journal

This is my journal, and I plan to write in it every so often. I hope my goof of a master doesn't find this, or even dare go near it...but what if she finds it? --Lemon

Day 1
Man, I'm so happy I have a journal! Now I can finally escape all the annoyances and distractions of daily life...but anyways, I did the funniest of jokes on my master the other day..I'll write about it:

It all started as a simple chase between my master and her friend Snowman 1001. But all I remember of this was disturbing high-pitched laughing and flying hats. Next thing I know, I'm sitting quietly out in the backyard watching things zoom quickly past me, as if it was a police chase or somethin'. Then, I heard a random thought come quietly from the back of my mind:

"Lemon, do not under any circumstances dig holes in the ground, because Snowman's coming over today, you hear?"

All of a sudden, I got this irritating sense to dig a hole even though my master said no, and I smirked a mischievious grin, unlike any other I had ever done. I hurriedly got down to business, making the hole as deep as a penguin's height. My master and Snowman were coming this way, I could hear their constant footsteps and loud bursts of laughter. Hurry, I must hide! I thought, and dashed into the floral bushes in front of the windowsill. Thud. I peered through a hole in the bush, and saw my master drenched in mud from head to foot. Snowman had then turned around and help her, and she managed to limp over to me, who was giggling loudly in that bush..."Uh Oh..." was all I dared to squeak.

Day 2
Coming Soon!