Old uncle Turtle The Great

Torte, as Old uncle Turtle The Great likes to be called, lives on Cjhard, an island charted by Rex24580 on his first voyage, with the Bingle Trolls. He is believed to have been a sailor. He constantly references "Green Hats of Cookie," but the meaning of this is unknown. He is a Turtoga Turtle of the West Empiria, but the meaning of this is unknown. He is a turtle, obviously. He says he was kidnapped by Kidnappp. It is unknown who Kidnapping is.