Great Snowzerland War V

The Great Snowzerland War V was the fifth Great Snowzerland War.

Prologue
At the end of the previous war, the Snowviet Union was formed, but later collapsed and Penguinia was formed, which was the new nation that included the former countries of Freezeland and the Viking Empire. Swiss Ninja was not happy with this loss, and cowered in shame for the fourth time in his Castle. The Hochstadt Gang returned to Frankterre to finish off their Vacation after Penguinia became a Stable Country. Jock Hochstadt was browsing the streets of Parie with Piper and Akbaboy when the idea hit him when Jock saw some Snoss Soldiers standing along a curb.

Jock:"Hey guys, these people don't know that SN is the real power of Frankterre, right?"

Piper:"Yeah. They still think their Republic is still in charge."

Akbaboy: Yeah.

Jock:"We Better Show them, then."

Akbaboy: Kay.

Piper:?????

Jock and Akbaboy parked their Scooters in an alley behind some trash cans, but still in view of the Soldiers. Jock took out a Snowball and threw it at one of them.

Soldier 1:"Hey! Who threw that!"

Jock went onto the streets and screamed:

"Haven't You Frankterrans realized that you are being controlled by Swiss Ninja? YOUR REPUBLIC IS A HOAX!"

Akbaboy: YEAH! SWISS NINJA IS CONTROLLING YOUR ENTIRE ISLAND AND YOU DON'T REALIZE IT!

The citizens walking on the sidewalks just laughed.

Citizen:"Ah, don't be so rediculus. We have freedom of Speech here!"

Jock:"Oh really?"

The Soldiers looked at Jock.

Jock:"SWISS NINJA IS A &**^^%%&* AND A %^**^%^(( AND A #%&%%$#%^^#!!!!! AUSTIN IS A MANGY CUR!"

Akbaboy: SWISS NINJA IS A BIG FAT MORON WITH--

Soldier 2:"Hey! How dare you defy the Kaiser and his friend! You are under arrest!!!!!!"

Citizen:"OH NO! IT'S TRUE!!!"

Everyone started panicing like crazy like in the Snoss raid of Fanon City. Some immediately ran indoors in fear while others ran to other houses to spread the news.

Piper drew his snowbullet gun out and started shooting at the Soldiers. Soldier 1 was hit, and Soldier 2 ran away for cover and took out his Walkie-Talkie.

Soldier 2:"Command Base, Come in Command Base!!! This is Soldier Zero-Seven-Two-Niner-Niner-Eight; I NEED BACKUP!!! Soldier Zero-Seven-Two-Niner-Niner-Seven is Downed by three armed thugs! Over and out!"

Immediately, a Horde of War Bots and Soldiers came to the scene for backup.

Piper:"Let's get out of here!"

Akbaboy: I'm actually with Piper this time!

Jock:"No! We are standing our Ground!"

A citizen overheard Jock and came out of Hiding.

Citizen:"The Lad is Right! All of you Pariesians, come and fight for Life, Liberty, and Property!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a large mob of penguins came out with pitchforks, torches, stones, personal hunting guns, and anything else they coud find, to fight the mob. The next moment, the citizens where bashing at the Soldiers with their items and the Soldiers where trying to shoot at the Citizens. Jock and Akbaboy agreed it was time to move out, but it was hard to leave because of the crowd, but they managed to squeeze through.

They hopped on their scooters and drove away before the soldiers could notice they were gone.

Akbaboy: That was a close call.

Suddenly, the mirror flashed and he saw soldiers heading towards him. Akbaboy pressed a convenient button saying "TURBO". He sped ahead of Jock.

Akbaboy: JOOOCK, TURBOOO!!! THE SOOOLDIERS ARE CAAATCHING UPPP!

Jock pressed the button and caught up to Akbaboy.

Akbaboy: On the count of three, we'll teleport back to the HQ.

Akbaboy cleared his throat.

Akbaboy: THREE!

Jock: TWO!

Piper: ONE! But seriously, this is getting o--

Akbaboy: PIPER!

Piper: Fine.

All: TELEPORT!

They barely made it back in a blink of an eye.

Soldier 2: Kaiser, come in Kaiser! Three thugs have escaped after insulting you and your friend.

Swiss Ninja (on walkie-talkie): How do they look like?

Soldier 2: There's a red puffle on a blue penguin with a red viking hat and medieval shirt's lap and the other one is a red penguin with a green cap, pendant, black hoodie, and 3D glasses.

Swiss Ninja: THOSE HOCHSTADT GANG TWERPS!!! DESTROY THEM AT ALL COSTS!

Soldier 2: Over and out.

Swiss Ninja and Austin were sitting in Swiss Ninja's conference room. Swiss was NOT happy.

Swiss Ninja: "Austin, they ALWAYS get away! Why don't you do anything?"

Austin: "I do stuff."

Swiss Ninja: Where were you when we saw Jock, Akbaboy, and Piper?

Austin gulped.

Austin:"Uhhh...nothing?"

Swiss Ninja:"See! You don't do anything!"

Austin was thankful that Swiss took it. He had really spent most of the night playing poker with Johnathan, Java, and Vincent in Swiss Ninja's game room.

Austin: "Tell ya what. We need MORE. Of course, I could take the whole Hochstadt Gang myself, but I think I could use some helpers. I have a twin.

Swiss Ninja:"A twin? Why'd you never tell me that?"

Austin: "You know the RDA used to develop battle suits, right?"

Swiss Ninja: "Yes. I ordered it shut down after a volunteer was cricitally injured after testing the suit."

Austin: "Yeah. That's my brother."

Swiss Ninja: "Really?"

Austin: "Yeah. I can call him in now. His name's Rex. BTW, try to keep quiet. Rex isn't the nicest guy."

Swiss Ninja: "Yeah, I met your older brother. Jacques, right?

Austin:"That didn't go well. Anyway, I'll call him up. The more help we can get against the Hochstadt Gang, the easier we'll get them."

Swiss Ninja: "Okay. I've got to go do some buisness. And spend some time with Bellina.

Austin rolled his eyes. To him, Bellina was a spoiled brat with some machine gun arm. Ninja Wrath was much better, but he dared not to mention him because Ninja Wraith had been demoted from being the crowned prince, which made SN really angry. Austin walked towards the telephone as Swiss went off to Bellina.

The News of Parie spread throught the city quicker than a Racecar. Citizens and Freedom Fighters where already on the streets, rioting. Luckily, the riots where much cleaner than the Freezeland Invasions, since this was the city of Parie. Jock and Akba had already reached the other group members, and this time, Dave was prepared He called in the Director Right away.

Dave:"We've got a full scale riot in the city of Parie, Director. We need USA army backup pronto."

Director:"Alright. We already have some agents in the city, so they'll start the operation."

Dave hung up happily, knowing that He would be more successful this time. An Hour later, the USA arrived. The first of the USA soldiers arrived on the Beaches of Norsemandy located on the western shores of Frankterre. Then, the AMOEBA Flew over Parie as USA Soldiers began to parachute down to the city for the fight.

Piper got really hyped up.

Piper:"It's Liberation Time, mon ami!!"

Piper took out his gun again and joined the Soldiers in the fight for Freedom.

Soon, SALT planes and speedboats headed for the island. Then, Chinook helicopters approached, brining eighteen men into battle, and the war lasted all morning.

Finally, after fighting rigorously, the Snoss Forces had retreated from Frankterre Island.

Everyone cheered in happyness that they where now liberated from the Snoss Scum, and now began to celebrate.

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Music began to play as the USA Soldiers rode down the Champions Elysees with the citizens cheering them on.



Everything was going the Hochstadt Gang's Way..... (as usual, unfortunately) but not for long.

Chapter 1:An Angry Swiss Ninja
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Swiss Ninja screamed the minute he got word that he had lost control of Frankterre. His screaming was so loud, it echoed around the castle and out to the city and startled everyone. It especially woke up Austin from his Mid-Day Nap.

Austin:"WHAT THE? Don't ya know I'm Sleepin?"

Maddieworld:"SN just got word that Frankterre was liberated from Snoss control."

Austin:"I'm going to cream the guy who made me wake up from my Mid-Day Map!!!!!"

Maddieworld:"Hmph. You shouldn't have stayed up so late last night with Java and Johnothan in the Game room!"

Austin:"You aren't My Mother! You better get you act together, Miss Maddieworld, because my brother is coming today!"

Maddieworld:"I do not care about your brother or any of my husband's useless cronies."

Austin:"You are lucky I am more gentle on you since you are the wife of Swiss Ninja! My Brother will not be as forgiving! Now tell me, was it the Hochstadt Gang who started this liberation?"

Maddieworld:"Who else could it be?"

Austin:"They will pay BIG TIME."

Austin walked to the Library Room, where SN was sadly sitting in his comfy reading chair.

Austin:"Don't worry about that silly island. We are going to get a better prize."

Swiss Ninja said in a sob:"What?"

Austin:"PENGUINIA!!!!!"

Swiss:"We Already did that already."

Austin:"No, that was the Viking Empire and Freezeland. We're going to just take Freezeland portion!!!!"

Swiss:"What for?"

Austin:"I think I have said before. You are a High Penguin? Remember?"

Swiss:"Oh."

SN wiped away the tears from his eyes and cheeks.

Austin:"So....what do you think?"

Swiss:"It's a good plan, which you always have.....but why are you so crazy about taking over Freezeland????"

Austin:"Errrrr....ahhh.....ummm....you see...it's this.......um....Childhood Dream I Had....Yeah! That's it! A Childhood dream of mine of taking over Freezeland!"

Swiss Ninja rediculously didn't even notice this to be of any suspicious action.

Swiss:"OK! This will be fun!"

After a Glorious Day in Frankterre, the Gang headed back to Frostize, Penguinia, the home of Jock, Piper, and Clovis. The other members took their flights back to their homes, and rested. However, that wasn't the case for Austin. Rex had arrived, met SN and Java, and all four of them went into the war planning room, planning the attack all afternoon and into the night.

Swiss:"OK, so lets attack Fanon City first...."

Rex:"WHAT? You already did that! We can't repeat the same attack strategy again! Why do YOU get to plan all the battle strategies????"

Swiss:"Hmph."

Austin:"The thing is, the Snoss Army is so predictable! All they seem to do is invading cities and town in Massive Hordes! That May work at first, but It backfires!!!!!!!"

Java:"So you are saying we must have a new battle strategy."

To be Continued!