Penghis Khan/Stuffed

Penghis Khan actually has a successful toy business.

Below are actual customers recorded on hidden camera:

"Don't worry. Here, have a souvenir to overcome your stress."

Explorer handed them a souvenir.

"Dude, this is a stuffed Penghis Khan toy." Barkjon replied.

Explorer smiled.

"Pull its string! It talks!"

Barkjon pulled the string.

"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: BUY MORE PENGHIS KHANS!"

Happyface pulled his Penghis Khan string.

"FACE MY FISH!"

They looked at each other and laughed.

"We love it! Thanks!"

Barkjon pulled the string again.

"BURGER KHAN IS A RESTAURANT FOR NOOB HACKERS!"

More laughter and string pulling.

"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: YOU LIKE THIS TOY!"

"Yep." Barkjon nodded and pulled the string.

"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: FACE MY IMPERIAL PWNAGE!"

Explorer was getting annoyed by his friend's Khan-based merriment.

"Okay! We all know I have great taste in souvieniers! JUST STOP PULLING THE PHREAK STRING!"

To annoy Explorer, Happyface pulled the string.

"I HAVE A CALENDAR?1"

That was random.

"I think it's about time to put the Khans away." Explorer said in frustration.

The other two sighed, and put the Khans in their inventory.

PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: BUY MORE PENGHIS KHANS!