User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Websites Get You Down? - Here's an Item to Brighten Your Day... Mateys!/@comment-1024726-20090918015356

Shiver me timbers, here's more straight from th' bung hole o' Pirate Mabel! Be prepared t' roll on th' deck yo-ho-ho-in' ou' loud, argh!


 * (to Reader) Ahoy, ye! Be ye aware that ye get more lily livered ever' time ye visit me page?


 * (to Penghis Khan) I DASN'T CARE IF YE BE TH' EMPEROR O' A LILY LIVERED FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YE WILL SINK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER!


 * (after meeting Strict Explorer) Wow. Ye tookst th' words ri' ou' o' me bung hole.


 * (''while listening to "This Wiki's Nay Th' Same Without Ye") 'T DOES NAY MAKE ME BAWL!


 * (watching Ninjinian's videosCANNA TALK RI' NOW, VEGGIE-BREAK! I be watchin' videos o' Ninjinian teachin' penguins that be havin' th' problem how t' nay be that problem, an' I be tryin' t' take them fer myself, nay that I be Fa -- (turns around and sees Ninjinian, who is staring at her and her dialect'')