Stan's "Pain" Log

Hi im Stan the Clumsy Guy. Here is my pain log.

-May 18 2009- I crash from the sky and i think i landed on a blue penguin wearing a red propellor cap.

-May 20 2009- I saw a big building that had a button saying "Self Destruct" and i pressed it and something happened.

-May 22 2009- A big thing crashes from the sky and out came some guy with the name The Doctor with what i think was he pet penguin wearing a red beanie bag. It crashed on me.

-May 26 2009- I was walking and then i saw a big penguin with a sweatshirt saying "I HURT CUTE THINGS" but as i got closer it then said "I HEART CUTE THINGS" and then it said "NINNNNJA HUGGGG" and huged me so hard i think the I HURT CUTE THINGS was right.

-May 30 2009- I watch a movie called Sam Rudi Versus the Mega Tsunami and I tried to do the mega tsunami thing but instead i got eaten by the wave and crashed on a orange penguin with a crown made out of cookies...I want to know where he got those it made me hungry.

-June 2 2009- I took a tour at the oldest igloo ever and i accidently started a fire and my leg got caught in a hose and i never made it out. But it didn't do anything since i just got my leg out walked out of the fire and left before anyone saw the "If anyone finds this match please return to Stan" label on the match.

-June 6 2009- i