User blog comment:Tails6000/Ide based off Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door/@comment-113335-20100529232627

I like the idea of Millineal Gate.

Here's my idea.

In his eternal quest for warmth and destruction, Herbert P. Bear takes a break from Clubv Penguin and terrorizes the islands of Sub-Antarctica and the Antarctic penninsula. While on a remote, bandit-laden island that sits on top an a dormant volcano (Rougeport parody), he stumbles across an ancient map telling of a "great inferno" that destroyed the first civilization.

Herbert immediantly knows that this is a volcano. He knows not to awaken the volcano in full, so he inquires about the map and learns of a mystical Spirit of the Volcano (Shadow Queen parody) that can be awakened and asked to operate the thing on any level.

The Spirit requires seven /Dodecahedrons (a twelve-faced 3D orb-like thing), parodies of the Crystal Stars, to be reawakened.

Barkjon happens to be exploring the Rogueport parody and hears Herbet's plans. He quickly calls up the protagonist (assumably the Antics Brothers) and tells them about it. They decide to save the day by recovering the dodecahedrons first.

The seven dodecahedrons are scattered throughout exotic worlds, and yada yada Paper Mario stuff yada yada.

The Spirit of the Volcano, like the Shadow Queen, is sealed underneath the Rougueport Island parody and blocked by a majestic gate, the Millineal Gate. However, instead of one thousand years, it'll be one thousand something else, because the whole incident happened in the 1950s. It has no specific timeframe, just one thousand. Explorer can cook something up from his vast math knowledge to split one thousand back to 1950 in time increments, right?

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