Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature/Changes

The Bureau of Fiction is normally prohibited from messing with physical laws all the time by standard multiverse policies, but sometimes the only way to preserve the order of justice is to go overkill. This page lists significant changes to natural laws in the Club Penguin Fanon Universe.

Physics

 * Glass cannot reflect light, rendering it useless in optical fibers. This change was made during the Great Governance Schism of 2009, and in fact ended it.
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Chemistry

 * Avogadro's number is just 6 E 23 instead of 6.022 E 23. Mayor McFlapp changed it for convenience purposes.
 * The surface tension of water is related to temperature. Under colder temepratures, water has a higher surface tension, and under hotter temepratures, water begins to lose its surface tension.
 * This difference in the surface tension of water is what allows Ternville's clouds to support the city itself.
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Biology

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Meteorology

 * Clouds act more solid (like damp cotton) under extremely cold temperatures, like those in the troposphere immediately above Antarctica. This is related to the difference in the surface tension of water.
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Geology

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Astronomy

 * The position and orientation of Earth's moon is off by a little less than a quarter of a lunar cycle. This change was made in the High Penguin Confederacy during one of Malcur's attempts to control Antarctica. Mayor McFlapp's ancestor prevented the full moon from allowing Malcur to win by nudging the moon further along in its orbit, making it a waning gibbous.
 * Hundreds of years later, in 2008, this new orientation caused the Moon to alter its tidal lock with Earth, leading to the prevention of the annual Halloween solar eclipse in Club Penguin. The eclipse's absence persisted for two successive years and may still persist in 2010.

Thermodynamics

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Electromagnetism

 * All metals are ferromagnetic.
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