Curse of the Big Balls

The Curse of the Big Balls is a curse created by a High Penguin immigrant who lived in Lichenblossom in the 1970s. After the spell was iniated, large, rubber spheres that stand on a framework of metal (see picture) began to appear in foggy clearings. These are called Big Balls. They would fade in one place, stay there for a few seconds, then fade out only to reappear in another location, like ghosts. If a creature happens to notice a Big Ball, they will have to shout "BIG BALLS" within a set time limit (about fifteen seconds) or they will get crushed by a Giant Falling Cheese.

This curse later inspired a popular game show called Tidal Crash.

Description

 * According to the Snell Libros:

"''The origins of the Curse can be traced back to the 1970s. Two married High Penguin immigrants moved to Lichenblossom for a new life and settled down there. The wife was a professional cheesemaker, while the husband was rather lazy. When off duty, the wife enjoyed ecercising, and she brought special red balls from her homeland to exercise on.

Each night, however, the mischevious husband ate a lot of her cheese and then took her balls outside to work off the fat from eating said cheese. He would then sneak back in, retreat to his sleeping chamber, and pretend nothing ever happened. The wife kept thinking wild creaturse ate her cheese at night, so she installed an electric fence to ward them off. When that failed, she used a crystal ball as a survellience camera and caught her husband eating her cheese and stealing her balls.

Enraged at her husband, but deciding not to tell him, she cursed the land near her home where her spouse went to excercise. She picked up her balls, placed them on metal rigging, and cast the spell on them, doing to same on a nice 150-pound hunk of red-skinned cheese as well.

The next evening, the husband ate the cheese and carried out the excercise balls to work out, when he spotted the cursed balls on the scaffolding. Not knowing what to say, he just stared at it and was crushed by cheese that mysteriously fell from the sky.

After healing, he learned his lesson.''"

To this day, the curse is still in effect. Big Balls attached to metal scaffolding appear and disappear at random, and if one doesn't acknowledge them and say "BIG BALLS" after seeing one within fifteen seconds, they too face the fate of the foolish husband.

The now infamous couple are still alive today, but when asked about the curse, the husband screamed and the wife said "I regret nothing.". Their mairrage remianed strong despite the event, but that may be because penguins can't divorce and mate for life.

Trivia

 * The actual incantation is lost to time.


 * The Big Balls and the Falling Cheese served as the inspirator for Tidal Crash.

Internal Links

 * Redlink Abbey
 * Lichenblossom Forest
 * High Penguin
 * Lichenblossom
 * Redlink
 * Substitutiary Locomotion