Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature

The Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature, otherwise known as the Bureau of Fiction, is a conspiracy theory that allegedly controls the entire universe. Many penguins work in the various Departments of the Bureau, which is headed by the five Masters of the Universe.

Background
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Involvement
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Facility
The Bureau's facilities are located in a void inside the Fourth Wall. The building is in the shape of an immense cylinder, and the Bureau's logo is painted on the ceiling and floor. The entrances to the different Departments are all over the walls, with the Masters' offices being located at the very top of the cylinder, above the logo. In the center of the building is a sprawling maze of wires, rails, and cords, which serve as the basis for the Bureau's transit system, the lifts. These lifts are like roofless elevators, except that they can move around in any direction using the rails, wires, and cords.

Entrances
Due to the diversity of the Bureau's workforce, entrances have been established in every single state of the USA, South Pole City, Ternville, and every single country in the Antarctic.

South Pole City
Go to the corner of 4th and W Street. There is an abandoned hotel there. Enter through the broken-down doors (don't worry, no one will notice you) and walk over to the old, wooden front desk. Take out your employee's pass (every employee has one) and swipe it over the desk. You will hear the elevator ding and the doors will open. Walk inside and press the button marked "4". The elevator doors will close, then open again after a while. You will see a large, purple portal in front of you. Jump into it and you will arrive at the Bureau.

Ternville
Go to the center of Ternville's business district, at the 4th Street/Wayne Drive intersection. Wait to cross Wayne Drive, and swipe your employee's pass across the sign with instructions on when to cross and when not to cross. You will hear a faint beep. Press the "PUSH TO CROSS" button no more or less than 4 times. The beep will sound again, and a nearby manhole will melt away into thin air. Jump into the manhole and you will arrive at the Bureau.

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List of Departments

 * Department of Time
 * History Office
 * Time Agency Relations Office
 * Time Ninjas (unconfirmed)


 * Department of Rollbacks
 * Rollback Task Force
 * Rollback Remote Production Office


 * Department of Surveillance


 * Department of Article Maintenance
 * Deletion Office
 * Protection Office
 * Moving Office


 * Department of Fonts
 * Font Production Office
 * Cloning Office
 * Formatting Office
 * Digitization and Shipping Office


 * Department of Plot
 * Characters Office
 * Settings Office
 * Plot Components & Devices Office


 * Department of Natural Laws
 * Physics Office
 * Chemistry Office
 * Electromagnetics Office
 * Thermodynamics Office
 * Conservation Laws Office


 * Moose In Black


 * Department of Imports
 * Meme Installation Office
 * Theme Song Administration Board
 * Walrus Installation Office
 * Human Immigration Office


 * Hippenproxy

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Trivia

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