User blog comment:Kwiksilver/Quick Note from the Multidimensional Time Traveler - Kwiksilver's Blog Entry/@comment-1024726-20090720190901

Hello, Kwiksilver! I'd like to let you know you are at King's Cross Station, in the Harry Potter Universe. That train will leave at precisely 10 o'clock (or is it 11?), and it goes to this strange, castle-like school called "Hogwarts", where young humans who are wizards or witches learn magic. Pretty strange, of course.

Anyway, about the cheese and rhododendrons: Fred and I are at Saint Ninjinian's Telenacle, trying to explore this so-called "Curse of the Giant Falling Cheese". It appears that large, red excerise balls are rolling around the telenacle, and if one sees a ball and does not yell out "BIG BALLS!", a giant, red-skinned cheese will fall on them, knocking them out cold. Wait... is that a ball?! Fred, yell-- ouch, that's gotta hurt... sorry, I have to go, it appears Fred got caught by a ball and forgot to yell "big balls"... ooh, he's gonna feel that in the morning... --