Khanzem

Khanzem, officially, The Khanzem's Third Reich, was a dictatorial regime that couped the High Penguin Confederacy under the leadership of Whoot Smackler Whoot. No one could ever figure out where the first two Reichs went!

Background
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Khanzem came to being right after the camera was invented. We have a full history there. All authentic photos are in sepia tone.

Beginnings of the Naughtzee
The High Penguin Confederacy was a paradise for centuries. However, several Khanz Penguins, under the leadership of Whoot Smackler Whoot, started appealing to the commoner, screaming to the normal penguins that they were "superior to the Most High Noob-Faces", which was incorrect. Sadly, the penguins believed it, and secretly voted to allow Whoot to coup the HPC.

Coup!
The coup, dubbed "Der Arktischen-Vogel-Suchanzeigen!" (official), the "The Antarctic-Bird Want It Now!" (translated), or simply "The Penguin's Want", was simple.

Whoot Smackler Whoot, being a short Khanz Penguin (sound familiar), sneaked through the massive amounts of bodyguards (the HPs knew that the penguins were rioting) and threw a pie smack in the Leader's face. Smackler then put the pie tin in the Leader's Most Trusted Advisor's flipper...

"WHO THREW THE PIE AT ME?!"

The stunned HPs (and the cheering crowd of normals) looked, and saw the Most Trusted Advisor, who just noticed the tin in his flipper.

He was hauled off by bodyguards to the HP's Polka Dungeon.

Smackler, according to plan, jumped up on the balcony where the Leader's throne was sitting. Pretending to be a sympathizer (but not before winking to his followers), he continued in his now-famous   accent;

"Leader, are you alright?"

The sobbing Leader looked up at Whoot.

"Oh, yeah. *sniff* I'm just down. Everyone hates me, the people are rioting... wait, aren't you a little young to have a mustache?"

One of Whoot's followers screamed.

" fU|-|r3Rzz! HE'S ON TO US!"

Smackler jumped down, but as planned, got his long trench-coat stuck on the railings. Also as planned, he let the bodyguards grab him. When he was picked up, he quickly got his fplippers free and threw pies at the guards. Sending the signal to his followers, they quickly threw a trapdoor, where the Leader and his chief executives were standing. They fell into a pit.

The plan worked perfectly.

Whoot seized the crown, and in front of the huge cheering crowd, declared himself ruler of the High Penguin Confederacy.

Military!
Under the leadership of the " fU|-|r3Rzz! ", as the citizens now called Smackler, he again appealed to the commoners, requesting them to join the In-Pastry Infantry, once again, in the name of "PWNing those Most High Noob-Faces".

He quickly mobilized the new pie-based military, and set out to expand the High Penguin Confederacy (now renamed Khanzem).

He hoisted a new flag (previously the Whoot family welcome mat) for the nation, and set out to PWN the other parts of the HPC still loyal to the Leader, as well as the various unassociated penguins in Antarctica.

He named his army the "Naughtzee", and as Whoot put it, the name symbolized "the overthrow and rebellion of the HPC, since the High Penguins think we are naughty".

The Good Guys Diss the Naughtzee
However, the Good Guys, on what is now the Antarctic Peninsula, foolishly chose to not attack Whoot or the Naughtzee, brushing off the formidable Smackler as a "spastic little loudmouth with poor taste in facial hair".

The Co-Kings of the Grand Ol' Land, Willman Tabernaclemountain and Harold TrueGuy, persuaded the Good Guys not to pay attention to Whoot and minions.

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Villains

 * Whoot Smackler Whoot and the Naughtzee.