Mabel



Mabel is Explorer 767's purple puffle. She hates you.

Capable of speech like most puffles, Mabel never hesitates to say what's on her mind. She substitutes for Explorer on the South Pole Council when he is absent. No puffle in Antarctica is more rude, arrogant, persnickety, bossy, or has a voice as squeaky as Mabel, and it shows. This usually causes mayhem in the council, because she is constantly arguing about small matters, such as the inkstand being off-center and wanting to have a disco ball in the council courthouse. She has a friend called Bengal. As you can guess, her friend has a similar personality to Mabel.

Mabel loves to point out (and mock) the flaws of all of the other delegates. Due to this, Judge Xavier has constantly tried to shave the fur off her, Penghis Khan frequently tries to slap her with a fish, and even her owner, Explorer 767, tries to whack her with a shovel. Her habit of criticizing everything in her path has caused her fellow puffles to turn against her. However, Winston adores Mabel and continously cuddles her until she says words that should never be repeated. See Quotes.

Appearance
Mabel is a purple puffle. She always wears brown glasses (which Clyde frequently makes fun of) and never smiles. Her fur lacks any of the pointy twigs of a normal puffle, she considers herself "well-groomed" and thinks that the normal puffle's fur look is "stupid, uncivilized, and decent". The con of this hairdo is that when Mabel is upset, her fur gets all spiky. Mabel is also the only puffle who isn't a fun-loving furball, like a normal puffle... oh no, most consider her EVIL!!


 * Professor Shroomsky once commented on Mabel's appearence, as a first impression:


 * "'Imagine my surprise when I saw Mabel! The glasses, the clean, well groomed fur... she looked rather like an old, stereotypical secretary. All business. That fur looked more like hair, in all honesty. That was what I could behold at first impression.'"

Trivia

 * She sometimes writes under the pseudonym "Ami H. Parkea", which was suggested by Clyde. Everyone except Mabel knows the secret behind the name: it is an anagram of "I Am A Phreak".


 * The song This Wiki's Not the Same Without You makes Mabel cry... but she denies it.


 * Her full name? Mabel von Injoface XIX. Wait... XIX? NINETEEN?! THERE WERE NINETEEN OTHER MABELS?! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HIDE ME! ...how many are still alive?


 * When in Nerd Mode, Explorer refers to her as "Purple · ". No one knows why.


 * When angered, Mabel screams the names of punctuation marks, like this: "HYPHEN ASTERISK HASH HASH AMPERSAND PERCENT CARET AT SIGN!!!" This is usually notated as "-*##&%^@!!!"


 * She stars in the popular play "Dystopian: the Musical!".


 * Mabel is completely unaware that Explorer has "modes".


 * When in Strict Mode, Explorer and Mabel are like clones of each other.


 * She is not at all related or similar in the least bit to Steven.

Quotes
(Mabel glares directly at the current reader of this page, through the screen.)

Mabel: Hey, ! Are you aware that you get more stupid every time you visit my page?

(Explorer waddles in and turns to the current reader of this page.)

Explorer:, don't take offense. She hates everyone.

Mabel: Explorer, if there's one character uglier than, it's you!

Explorer: ...and speaking of offense,, I'm going to whack Mabel right now.

Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. Now you try. Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan. How did he do? Mabel: ... (Penghis Khan smiles) Mabel: YOU COMPLETELY CUCKOO ILLEIST! That's the THIRD PERSON speech! It's grammatically WRONG!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Penghis Khan: WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE--LITTLE--Little... SERVANTS! FIND A THESAURUS SO PENGHIS KHAN CAN LOOK UP A SYNONYM FOR BEAST! THEN PENGHIS KHAN WILL WHACK THIS PUFFLE WITH A FISH!!" Danny: Roget's 21st, sir! *knocks Mabel out with book* Xavier (not the Judge, the puffle): Oh, well hit, Daniel! *whacks Mabel with shovel* Clyde: Yeah, you could say she hit the books! HAHAHAHA...

Judge Xavier: Now as I was say- (looks at Mabel) MABEL! YA TOOK MUH LITTLE CHAIR! GIVE ME BACK MUH CHAIR! Mabel: Hey Judge Xavier! Don't avert your EYE when talking to me! Judge Xavier: I have two eyes, thank ya very much. Mabel: It's pronounced "YOU" and "MY", your Dishonor. Now you try it. Judge Xavier: Ya and- wait... did ya just call me ya "DISHONER"?! Mabel: Um... no. Judge Xavier: Oh. Okay then. (Judge Xavier attempts to eat his gavel.) Mabel: (under her breath) freak. Judge Xavier: HEY! (Mabel gulps) Judge Xavier: Ya never gave me back muh chair! (Mabel lets out a sigh of relief, and gives Xavier back his chair) Judge Xavier: I missed yuh, Jonesworth...

Clyde: (to Scooter) Hey, I came up with a new joke: Mabel's four-eyed! Mabel: What did you say? Scooter: (loudly) Such a nice bloke, that guy!


 * Mabel: (to Clyde and Scooter) : Alright, I've had enough! You two are going DOWN!!!

Danny: (shaking his... wait do puffles have a "head"?) Mabel, why do you always say things in G minor?
 * Mabel: (during band practice) Honestly, Xavier, you missed a note.

Mabel:(in a concert hall) Alright, everyone. I'll show you just how good my violin skills are. (plays Pachelbel's Canon in D Major very badly) Later that day... Danny: (faking a professional air) Did you see Mabel's violin concerto this morning? The first crescendo was very uplifting. Clyde: (faking a professional air) Yes, quite uplifting. So uplifting, in fact, that a substantial number of the audience floated out of their seats and right out the exit.

Clyde: (while sleeping) No, stop that... Help! Heelp! Danny: Wake up! You were shouting "Heelp!" Clyde: I had a dream about Mabel playing violin all the time. Danny: Actually she IS playing it. Mabel: Shut up! I'm having a concert! You see, everybody loves me! (the audience also do have nightmares) Bengal: But you have asked me to block the doors! Mabel: Benga, do not interrupt me. Now, let me start it again! Clyde and Danny: Uh-oh!

Mabel: Why can't we have a disco ball in the couthouse? (other delegates shout out various responses) Jacko #1558: Vhat?! Fred 676: Go eat a Mobius Strip! ?: There is only one worse thing than a disco ball: two disco balls. Judge Xavier: Ya, ma ceiling would be ruined! Mayor McFlapp: Aye, 'twould be a disgrace to South Pole City, wot wot?. Henry Shipper: Arrr, d'you think we dance like ninnies in here? Bob McGoo: Marm, you'm prorbably dee worst 'uffle in 'ee brainbox deepartament. Explorer 767: Yeah, you must be completely cuckoo, Mabel! (everyone stares at Explorer, who has just arrived) Mabel: (face reddening) What did you call me? Explorer 767: Now Mabel, you mustn't forget that I pwn you... (Mabel realises her mistake and smiles innocently) Explorer 767: Good. Now, seeing as I'm here, I think you ought to... (motions to door) Mayor McFlapp: (helpfully) Step aside? (Council members nod fervently) Explorer 767: Righto. Out you go! Mabel: (under her breath) Insolent cuckoo-headed freak.

Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) You are the worst gong muscian ever! Yet I can't even hear you! Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan wants you to eat a harpsichord! Then Penghis Khan will photograph it! Mabel: WHAT?! Penghis Khan: You heard Penghis Khan. Go eat a harpsichord! Mabel: I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE EMPEROR OF A CUCKOO FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YOU WILL DIE! Penghis Khan: FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH! Mabel: BRING IT, TINY! (Just then, Explorer 767 arrives. He immediately asseses the situation and cuts the rope of the chandieler, causing it to crash on both Mabel and Khan.) Explorer 767: (to stunned council members) So, how'd the meeting go? Jacko 1558: (weakly) Ehh... Mabel tried to eat zee 'arpzichord?

Clyde: (to Scooter) I'm really considering becoming an illeist, just to annoy Mabel. Mabel: I heard that, you impudent cuckoo-headed furball! Clyde: Oh really? Well, prepare to hear our newest album: Annoying Sounds! (Band procedes to make a huge cacophony using gongs, bells, foghorns, and anvils) Mabel: AAAAAH!!! Get that annoying sound out of my head! Clyde: Louder and faster, guys! We're close to driving her insane!

Fred 676: If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees... (this was forked from Wikipedia) Mabel: Uh-oh, I actually understood that! Am I turning into a geek? Fred: Yes, I think you are. Next lecture: sines, cosines and tangents!

Judge Xavier: Hmm. Today on tha schedule it says "Prank Mabel". Mabel: Wha-- (''Everyone throws their chairs at Mabel then shove crackers down her throat. Happyface141 and Barkjon take turns smacking her with pillows)

(Mabel sits down on chair, but jumps up.) Mabel: YEEOWCH! Who the waffle put a tack on my stool?! (Mabel looks at Barkjon) Barkjon: Oh, crud.... (Council starts laughing while Mabel chases Barkjon outside) Mabel: You little flightless bird! Wait 'til I get to ya! (Barkjon laughs while running) Mabel: Did I hear you call me a flightless ball of fat fluff? Argh!!!!

Fred 676: (to 24Keyser) If I hadn't known better, I'd think Mabel was evil. Mabel: (overhearing) Why, you-- you little MacGuffin! Fred: (seething) What?! MacGuffin? For your information, young puffle, I am the protagonist of this short story! You are nothing but a minor character, an antagonist waiting to be used! Mabel: (insulted) Yeah, blabber on, cuckoo-headed doofus! Fred: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (begins chasing Mabel around the courthouse) Mabel: (blows raspberry while scooting) Ha ha, you can't catch me! Explorer 767: (amused) Since when did Fred learn literary terms?

Mabel: (while watching WHAT?!?) Ahh... I love this movie. Huh, I wonder why all those other snobs think it's boring. Happyface141: (overhearing) WHAT?! You love that movie? It's so boring!!! Mabel: (turning to the readers) Sigh... I told you so. Explorer 767: (overhearing) Hey, Mabel! I thought I grounded you from breaking the fourth wall! Mabel: Oh yeah, you sniveling doofus? Try breaking this! (shoves Explorer into the world of the movie) Happyface: Oh, gosh!!! (The Trio attempt to get Explorer out of the TV World by knocking on the TV screen. They start trying to break the glass, but only manage to make the TV topple over.) Mabel: (watching the futile attempts of the Trio) Hmph. I'm going to get a drink of water. Explorer: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEE- (Darkness falls around Explorer) Explorer: (in bed) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (hyperventilating, clutching his covers) Whew. It was just a dream. (Mabel is watching "WHAT?!?" in the other room) Movie: WHAT?! Explorer: AAAHH!! It was real! (Explorer cowers under the covers and his little propeller hat falls off) (In the other room...) Mabel: (rolls eyes) What is my cuckoo headed freak of a master doing now? Movie: '''WHAT?! ' (Explorer screams from the other room, and a shovel flies through the wall, nearly striking Mabel's collection of commerative plates'') Mabel: (turning to the readers, thus breaking the fourth wall again) What an idiot. (picks up a plate and goes off to chase Explorer)

Mabel: (scooting down the street) Ahh... what a lovely morning. (stares up at the sky, which is overcast) Meanwhile... Clyde: (to Scooter) Everything ready? Scooter: Yup. (turns on a piece of equipment) (Mabel is scooting down the street, remarking how nice the sky looks) Mabel: ...I haven't seen an overcast morning like this since   --   Hold it ! Who's messing with my  formatting  ? Clyde: (popping out from behind a corner) Haha! Serves you right, four-eyes! Mabel: Why you little sniveling sne ak! (starts chasing Clyde and Scooter) (The Antics Brothers overhear) Explorer: (giggling) Heeheehee, them puffles did a great job with that formatting! Fred: (nodding) Yup, they could really help out at the wiki sometime. Hahaha...

(Mabel is riding the Antarctic Express) Mabel: It's good to take a vacation on the ocassion. (The train stops, and Winston enters. For those of you who haven't read his article in a while, Winston is part Ninja, though he can't fight. he just looks like it. Mabel doesn't know this.) Mabel: (Looking at the "Ninja") ...he isn't here for Card-Jitsu... is he? (The ninja comes closer) Mabel: ...WINSTON?! YOU'RE A NINJA?! Winston: (cheerfully) Hello friend! How's my favorite little glasses wearing puffle? Mabel: (stuttering) You're... a... ninja... Winston: Aww.... you look like you need a hug! (Mabel trembles) Mabel: NINJAS DON'T HUG! Winston: (looks down) I'm a Ninja? Well, I'll be! (looking down at Mabel) You know what that means? (Mabel gulps) Winston: (squeals in delight) NINJA HHHHUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!! (Winston vice grip hugs Mabel) Mabel: YOU ARE A #^$&i#&^$*#&^ disgrace to Ninjas! You're supposed to FIGHT ME! %$@@@!~@#$%^&*^%#@^#@%$w@^%$@w%$q^%###@@!!~!@!@$^*((^$@!%&^%@#$%&^*$#$^&(*&&*(*&^%$####!!#$&*/*+$#@#$%^#@!!#$%(*& (Winston keeps hugging) Mabel: @#%$%$#@#$%^&^^%$##%$#@#$%^&*&#%!$^%#$%^&*(*&^%$#@####$%%^^&^$%#!#$^W#^#$^#^#$@$%#!@#@#$%$$%@%@%@@@#@@!#$#$#@####!!#%$^%&**&&^**&^&&^#^*&&#@@!^%^ (Winston finally lets go. Mabel starts gasping for air) Mabel: They don't make ninjas like they used to. (Mabel scoots off) Mabel: (mumbles) $#$@!@#$%$$#%#$#@###@!@%%^%$.......... (Explorer overhears) Explorer: (turning to the audience) Now what did I weasel into this short story for?! To hear Mabel say "hash", "asterisk", and "at sign" all over again? (Explorer waddles off, muttering the words "ampersand", "tilde", and "parentheses" over and over.)

(Explorer walks up to Mabel, in Strict Mode, and sits down next to her.) Strict Explorer: Greetings. It is pleasurable to see a civilized being in this idiotic wasteland. (Mabel is unaware of Explorer's "modes") Mabel: (In shock) Who are you and what have you done with my freak of a master?! Strict Explorer: (arrogantly) It is me, you doofus! Mabel: ...I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS! Mabel: (takes out camera, starts recording) So, Explorer, what do you think of Happyface? (Strict Explorer looks ahead, and replies) Strict Explorer: (adjusting his glasses) Happyface is an uncivilized being of which has no life. He should be locked in an asylum filled with abstract art. Maybe he would come back more cultured. Mabel: Wow. You took the words right out of my mouth. Mabel: (Takes out paper) ... and if you sign this contract, you will ban The Troublesome Trio and end pranks forever. Strict Explorer: Gladly. It would be my honor to rid Antarctica of such foul scum and- (Strict Explorer stops in mid-sentence and collapses on the ground in a seizure like state.) Mabel: EXPLORER! YOU WERE BAOUT TO END PRANKS FOREVER! (Explorer rises back up, now in "Phreaker" Mode. His eyes are spiralling.) "Phreaker" Explorer: i lIKE piffLEZ!! do3z U?! Mabel: ...what?! "Phreaker" Explorer: i sca3ZZ noth|nG!!11!!!1!!11!11!! 3v3N U bec0m3 nAPKinZZ!!!! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer takes out a shovel.) Mabel: (scared) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SUPERIOR BEHAVIOR?! "Phreaker" Explorer: LOLZZZ!!11!!!111111!!!!!! i g0tZ SpaD3ZsZ!!! Bwa Ha wee Ha wee Ha!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!! (Mabel gulps) "Phreaker" Explorer:  !!!!! LOLZ!!!!11!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer chases Mabel with the shovel) Mabel: Oh well, 'tis better to have been civilized and lost, than to never have been civilized at all (*whack*)!

Happyface: (overhearing) I hate you! EAT CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!! Mabel: (scared) '''Anything but CHEESE PUFFS!!! ANYTHING!!''' Happyface: (stunned) Wow... that was definitely not in the script.
 * Mabel: I hate Happyface. He is the most uncivilized penguin ever to walk the face of the South Pole.

Mabel: (yelling at Explorer) YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT YOU?!!! Explorer: Boingety-boing-boing. Kaboom.

(Explorer is sitting down. Mabel scoots up to him. Realizing his new status...) Mabel: You know, even if that crown was solid platinum, I would still think you are a cuckoo-headed freak. (Explorer turns to Mabel) Explorer: You know, if that crown was solid platinum, I betcha I could make a fuel cell out of it. (whispers) Platinum's a good catalyst. Mabel: ... Explorer: (to himself) And then I could use it to power the rotor on top of it! Oh, wait, I need hydrogen gas. (turns to Mabel) Have you seen any of these? (holds up a crude drawing of a hydrogen gas molecule) Mabel: ... Explorer: (turning around) Where can I find H2? I know! I'll go ask G... Mabel: (to herself) Dumb monarch.

Auld Lang Syne: (to Mabel) Happy New Year, friend! Are you ready to party? Mabel: No. Auld Lang Syne: Good! (takes out harpsichord) Any requests? Mabel: That's a harpsichord. Auld Lang Syne: Sure is, sprout! I can play anything on one of these babies! (Mabel is annoyed.) Mabel: How about "Shut Up and Leave"? Auld Lang Syne: Hmm... I don't know that one. Could ya hum a few bars for me? Mabel: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I need to find someone to insult, or I'll surely break out in a rash! (Mabel sees Explorer) Mabel: HEY EXPLORER! YOU'RE UGLY! Explorer: Ugh... this is one old acquaintance I have to forget and never bring to mind.

Fridge (while playing Truth or Dare with Mabel): Go ahead, pick.

Mabel: Ok, truth.

Fridge: Do you always like being better than someone else?

Mabel: Nope.

(Korobase scoots by)

Korobase (After hearing the last question and answer): Did I just hear that you don't like being the best?

Mabel: That's right.

Korobase: ...that's so un-true! You always want to be better than other people!

Mabel: WHY, YOU...!!!

(Fridge scoots away)

Korobase: I wouldn't try and come at me, if I were you, of course!

(Korobase pulls out a Jet pack)

Mabel: Bring it, punk!

(Mabel pulls out a bigger jet pack)

Korobase: Huh, well, get a load of this!

(Korobase pulls out a HUGE jet pack)

Mabel: Hahahaha!

(Mabel pulls out the biggest jet pack ever)

Korobase: ...

Mabel: Heh, I just need to put it on and I will be flying faster than you could ever go!

(Mabel tries to put on the jet pack but ends up falling over)

Korobase: Hahahaha!

(Fridge comes back with an ice cream)

Korobase: You see that? That's her trying to be better than me!

Mabel (while upside down on the ground): I... should have.... picked... dare....

Dentor: Hello Mabel

Mabel: Hello Phreak

Dentor: Been pranked yet?

Mabel: Nope, I haven't been pranked all day actually.

Dentor: Oh good...

(Dentor pulls out a hose)

Mabel: I knew that was going to happen.

Dentor: Get ready to be sprayed!

Mabel: Hmm fine, but I warn you, I HAVE EQUIPMENT TOO!

(Mabel pulls out a HUGE hose)

Dentor: Umm...

(Mabel grins)

Dentor (to himself): Quick! Get out!

Mabel: I would drop that hose, if I were you.

(Dentor starts running)

Mabel: Oh no you don't!

(SPLASH)

Dentor (covered in water): I knew I should have stayed at home.

(listening to This Wiki's Not the Same Without You)

Mabel: *sniff*

(Explorer waddles up.)

Explorer: Mabel, are you crying?

(Mabel glares at Explorer, trying to wipe her tears.)

Mabel: *sobbing* ...no, I just ate some onions.

Explorer: Mabel... you're allergic to onions.

Mabel: *sniff* I AM NOT!

Explorer: The last time you ate one, you swelled like a fat balloon and turned blue.

Mabel takes an onion and eats it.

Mabel: See? I was eating onions, and I cried when this song happened to be pla-

(Mabel turns blue and swells up.)

Explorer (after sticking a syringe in Mabel's side): You know, I'm going to tell everyone that that song makes you cry.

Mabel: IT DOES NOT MAKE ME CRY!

(Explorer smirks and turns on the song again.)

Mabel: (in a hoarse voice) *sob* See? I'm... *sniff* not crying *sob*.

(Explorer walks up to Mabel.)

Explorer: I figured out your full name.

Mabel: So?

Explorer: It's Mabel von Injoface.

(Mabel smiles faintly)

Explorer: (nervous) ...Mabel... why are you *gulp*, smiling? ...you're not supposed... to do that.

Mabel: XIX. My full name is Mabel von Injoface... XIX.

Explorer: ...XIX? What kind of phre-...

(Explorer casts a blank stare.)

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: (grinning evily) That's right.

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: Uh huh.

Explorer: ...that means...

Mabel: Yes.

Explorer: (in complete panic) THERE WERE EIGHTEEN OTHER MABELS?!

Mabel: All the way back to the High Penguin Confederacy.

Explorer: (trembling like Penguin Micro) ...s-so other cr-cr-creatures... h-had to p-put up w-with............................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Explorer runs off in sheer panic)

Mabel: (turns to audience, grinning very evily) This is why I keep a family tree.

(Explorer returns a few minutes later, smirking)

Explorer: Guess what? Betcha you don't know my full name.

Mabel: (sighing) Explorer Freddell Antics. The First. What kind of a freak has a middle name like "Freddell"?

Explorer: See, that's where you're wrong..... I looked through the Antics Family Tree, and this is what I found.....

(Explorer holds up a old, tattered sheet of parchement)

Parchment text:

|                                                                                   |     |    Harrington Peebeejaytee Antics III - Fellowbird Pinefall                    | |                                        |                                          |     |                                         |                                          |     |                                         |                                          |     |      Explorer Freddell Antics CLXIX  ---  Freddell Explorer Antics CCCXIV      | |____________________________________________________________________________________|

Mabel: (looking at the parchment) So what? It only says that you're Explorer Antics CLXIX, which means there were....

Explorer: Uh-uh.....

Mabel: (with a look of shock) Uhh.... er... there were...

Explorer: Yes?

Mabel: (freaking out) 'THERE WERE 168 OTHER EXPLORERS??????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @$&*^(*^$%#$#@#(&*^(*^$%@$@#(*^$##@*%#@^*)(^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‽◊♬♬♬⁂؟؟♩♩※◊◊◊◊؟؟؟‽‽♫♬♩♬♬♬!!!!!!!!!!!!'

(Explorer looks on as Mabel yells out the names of 300 punctuation marks)

Explorer: Yep, that's right. I'm Explorer Freddell Antics the Thirteenth2. Beats nineteen by a long shot.