The Travels of Austin8310

This is the Journal of Austin8310. Enjoy!

Pengolia, June 19
Taped-not written.

I started a journal! Yay. Well, aye, I'm in Pengolia right now. There are a lot of penguins with fish. Say, there's a really cute little chick over there, let me hug him! He's carrying around a mullet and he has a funny hat! "Hey little guy! Want a HUG?" "PENGHIS KHAN DOES NOT WANT HUG! PENGHIS KHAN THINKS SMELLY PENGUIN WITH GREEN HAT IS A PEST! PENGHIS KHAN WILL CRUSH SMELLY GREEN HAT PENGUIN WITH BIG FISH!"

"OWWWWW! YIKES! OUCH!"

"PENGHIS KHAN KILL SMELLY PENGUIN!"

Pant, pant, pant. Whew, that was close. Oops, that was Penghis Khan. Ouch. I'm going to go buy a snow shotgun at the store. And a bigger fish. And maybe a Knicicle. IS THAT WINSTON? OK, I GOTTA RUN!

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