User blog:Rocket Slug/Weegee Dream

You know me as RS. Well, I have weird dreams just like my dad. This dream, unfortunately, was about Weegee. (Bum bum bum.....) WEll, if you're somewhat n00b-ish, Weegee is a creature that has slight resemblance to Luigi (as in Super Mario Bros.) and he can turn anyone into a Weegee with a single stare. Now it only works if you stare at him too. Here goes nothin'...

My mother and I were driving home from somewhere in a blue convertible. (Now we don't have a convertible, and it isn't blue. It's silver.) We passed my school and there was construction going on. One of the guys holding a jackhammer was....get this.......THE HEAD OF A WEEGEE. I said to myself, "Hey, what a funny-looking dude!" and I stared him in the eye, and the worst possible thing happened. I. BECAME. A. WEEGEE. And the odd part is, when I got home in my dream, I blogged here about it. So here I am, blogging.

Lesson learned: Never listen to "Obey Weegee Destroy Mario" before bed.

O_O....