User blog comment:Sanchonachos/Olympic Games Parody (and Happy Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games!!)/@comment-1024726-20100214215445

I can definitely imagine Fred calculating the coefficient of friction needed to make the curling stone land in the center of the target.

Fred: Alright, that's enough! Stop with the brooms, we need to get this precise by a second-order differential or the deceleration will be too much!