Talk:Quest for the Golden Waffle

''This is the center/hub for postings on my story, Quest For The Golden Waffle. I will occasionally post upcoming sneak previews for new chapters in my book. Feel free to post feedback, ideas, images, and other stuff on here!'' Explorer 767

Isadore Base Macrosky (or IBM for short)

 * Purpose: Operates 1950s-esque mainframe, used to be an archeaologist in the past.
 * Information
 * He consistently mocks Fred for his lack in computer skills (remember he's a math geek).
 * He uses computer terms instead of normal words on a constant basis.
 * IBM is hard of hearing and easily forgets what he was talking about mid-conversation.
 * IBM insists that his old-timey mainframe is better than a modern day computer (though he's wrong).
 * He is a very, very, old penguin.
 * He used to be an archeaologist also searching for the Golden Waffle, but he got stranded while on a hunt with his team and ever since has lost connection with modern technology (that's why he thinks mainframes are superior). IBM still remembers the legend of the articfact, though.
 * Will be a major character in the book.

Perra Bola

 * Purpose: At this stage he is a hobo Focci. Soon he wil form his own clan.
 * Information
 * Was banished from his clan for being a "goodie-goodie".
 * Has an evil brother: Hypir Bola.
 * Is one of the only good Focci.

Quotes

 * Fred 676: Shoo, you nasty diminished ellipses, or I'll whack the radii out of ya!

Explorer: (yawning carelessly) The thing doesn't have a keyboard, Fred. Maybe you should rewire the AND/OR pathways, and maybe tinker a little with the fractal resistors. Then, rewind the magnetic tape to the beginning. Oh, and did you check the frontal diodes? They might be faulty.
 * Fred: (while trying to switch the system to standby) Phooey! Where in the name of integrals is the master switch? Doesn't this thing have a Ctrl-Alt-Delete function? Argh! I've got you now, you impudent little CPU!
 * Keyser: AAAH! A Focci!!!
 * IBM (see above): You crazy kids! Get off my mainframe! Fred: (in response) ...does he mean "lawn"? IBM: My hearing does not compute, sonny. Increase your volume!
 * IBM: Shut your output! I'm a-talking here!
 * IBM: (to a Focci) Well, you certainly are all 8-bit, aren't ya?
 * Fred: How do you work this thing? IBM: (senile) I don't tell you how to program your life!
 * IBM: (points to a light bulb-ish item) That there's a vacuum tube. It "PWNS" yer fancy newfangled transistors. Explorer: Don't those things blow up daily? IBM: No, of course not! (a faint explosion is heard) IBM: ... then again, they do have a tendency to do things... Fred: (overhearing) What happen? Explorer: (sarcastically) Someone set us up the bomb.


 * IBM: (to Explorer) You think you've got it so good with yer mice 'n keyboards 'n graphical shells... well, ya don't! Your noob friend can't even use a seventeen line William tube! Fred: I am not a noob! Math is my skill, not running a machine with less memory than a floppy disk! IBM: Youngin', you are so a noob. Your noob status does not even compute. Fred: (angrily) I AM NOT A NOOB! IBM: What were we talking about? I lost my file. Explorer: Well, that proves the necessity of AutoSave. IBM: AutoSave? That's for lazy, cowardly, couch potatoes who can't even read a spreadsheet!
 * IBM: So whippersnapper: ya think yer not a Noob? Fred: I am SO not a noob! IMB: Okay! Decode this! (IBM hands Fred some punch tape) The text reads: 01001001001000000111010001101111011011000110010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111010001101000011000010111010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001001000000100111001001111010011110100001000100001 (courtesy of this site) Fred: ... IBM: Oh come on! An abacus could do it, sonny! It's just a simple binary sequence! Fred: I give up. IBM: That's Binary Code for "I told you that you are a NOOB!" Hee hee hee HAAAHHHH (wheezing sound)!! (Explorer overhears. He takes out a shovel and gives IBM a hard smack on the back.) IBM: (angrily) OUCH! What was that for, you little whippersnapper?! Explorer: 0101010001101000011000010111010000100111011100110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011100110110000101111001011010010110111001100111001000000100011001110010011001010110010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000110111001101111011011110110001000101110 (i.e."That's for saying Fred's a noob.")


 * Explorer: (to IBM) Are you sure you're not a noob? IBM: Of course not! Explorer: Then decode this! (hands IBM a roll of punch tape) The text reads: 127150157047163040164150145040156157157142040156157167077 IBM: (puzzled) This isn't even binary! Argh, what have you given me here, youngin'?! (Explorer hands the roll to Fred. When he reads it, Fred starts giggling uncontrollably and walks away smiling, while IBM looks on, baffled.) (P.S. The text is in octal (base 8). It reads "Who's the noob now?")

Feedback/Ideas
Post your opinion of the book here!

Ok. You guys can use me as somebody stranded when you are hiking. I join your group. Then IBM comes along and whacks me on the head.-- Happyface  TALK 2 ME! 02:48, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

I have a feeling this will be random... --Bigbird96 05:26, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Please use me!!! I can be help in the book!! You can decide what I do!!!!! Spy Guy Pers 17:32, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Maybe we find out why the book is called that YOWUZA TALK 2 ME! 20:01, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

I love it! Can you put Ford Car or Dancing Penguin in the story? Dancing Penguin http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk to me! I dare you!) 22:00, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

You could use The Golden Pancake somehere in this.--.--  ₪  ΔĢєŋŦGεиιυς  Yes, I am banned 20:30, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

You could use me as the innocent bystander who always has his fax machine machine destroyed by one of you guys, like the Melon Man on Nickelodian (if you watch). A good source is here --User:Icmer In Nyc

You guys can use me in any way you want-- Sith Lord D Really Rocks OHYA! Dont I?  Waddle On

I know how much money you spent- a lot.--Spy Guy Pers 20:56, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

What is this?
Ummm.. guys? I joined the CP Fanon and CP wiki not too long ago, so could somebody please tell me what this story is about? I want to help, but I don't know what to write or anything..... ~ York ielvr 333CP

Film
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User Character List
Known users who will be in the book.


 * 1) Explorer 767
 * 2) Barkjon
 * 3) Happyface141

Waiting List
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 * 1)  Icmer In Nyc
 * 2)  Dancing Penguin
 * 3)  Ford Car
 * 4)  Link
 * 5)  Mrperson777
 * 6)  Yowuza Kodian Jr.
 * 7) Deco539
 * 8)  Sith Lord D
 * 9) Stelios7
 * 10) Spy Guy Pers
 * 11)  Yorkielvr333
 * 12)  Metalmanager|
 * 13)  Chub 777
 * 14)  Agent LJM
 * 15)  POGOPUNK32
 * 16)  Austin8310
 * 17) Tails6000 Tails6000 ]]

Guesses/Predictions
Post your predictions for what will happen here!

I believe those two figures are the Sapie Brothers.--' Fly star TALK 21:19, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

The "TSEEEEEW" sound kinda reminds me of when I made Herbert Horror (the ability when he teleports). This is just a wild guess, but I think the two figures could be Herbert and Herbert Horror individually. POGOPUNK32 22:06, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I say that this will be unpredictable. --Alex001 05:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC) Chit Chat ♥ Contribs