Director Benny

Director Benny Hill is one of the three mythological "Masters of the Universe", according to Explorer.

He is classified as a "conspiracy theory" and can be found in Professor Shroomsky's favorite book, "Conspiracy Theories for Conspiring Creatures", theory #9.

Background
Needs to be written.

Involvement
Taken from Conspiracy Theories for Conspiring Creatures:

Your Freedom of Speech is Not So Free!

Conspiracy Theory #9: Is our Grammar controlled by a Relative of Mabel?!

Explorer says Yes!

There exists a legend of "Master Director Benny Hill", a mythical puffle who is said to control grammar. You make one mistake, he will swoop in and rewrite your speech as you say it. You won't even know. You'd say it naturally, completely unaware that someone evil stepped on your freedom of speech.

It is said this puffle can hop through dimensions, whether it be Tails' Shake Dimension (see Theory #27, Vibration Nation), America (Theory #16, We're Not the Dominant Species), or in space (see theory #13, Turkeys on an Astroid). He carries around a laptop, and one press of a key can rewrite your own words subconciously.

Is this true? Could it be true? ....well, there IS a puffle director at the CP stage, and it DID jump on stage during Dystopia: the Musical!... and he HAS been seen watching each and every play ever being performed.........

Decide for yourself, fellow reader.

Trivia
'Directors are all strict, no fun. They make sure stories don't go out of order and correct grammar, spelling, and continuity mistakes. They have a bally laptop, a small one, not like my organ, here. All of them have been a nusiance, and Director Benny here is no exception! He's even prodded me in a bally play, wot?'"
 * Mayor McFlapp on Benny: "'The COC's the limit'? The COC's the flippin' limit??? I'll tell you who's the bally limit here, wot! That ludicrous, annoying Director puffle nusiance, that's bally who!!!! Constantly prodding me about my grammar, my spelling, and who-knows-whether-I-jolly-care-about-it, eh! He and Mabel must be somehow bally related... perhaps they're distant cousins, eh?'