Professor Fungi

THESAURUS-ANATOR



This aisle of the shop is for generating synonyms for titles, names, places, etc.

TMB will take it from here. Professor Fungi, you have the floor...

Hello, valued customer. I am Professor Fungi, but you are to call me Typing Mushroom Boy.


 * I am a gorgeous Toad, a world renowned typist, and an expert at synonyms. Back when I first appeared, I was feverishly adding player records on my little keyboard. Submit any phrase and I will scan the Internet, searching for synonyms to fit your tale. Twenty five Coi-, umm, Wiki currency per word, but "The", "and", and any conjunction or article word are ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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Please copy and paste the following code as-is, replacing the blanks with your request.

(TMB wrote this...)


 * Dear Typing Mushroom Boy:


 * I wish to use your services and your mad typing skills to parody the title of my article. Please take time off from looking gorgeous, if it's possible, and assist me in finding synoyms for, because I know neither I nor TurtleShroom have the mental capacity to create them. My money is attached with this form and will fund your yacht immediantly.


 * It is an honor to be in your presence,
 * (Your name)

Professor Fungi has made it clear that he won't respond unless you type the form above. Thank you.

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