User blog comment:Dan Beronews/Yippee!/@comment-113335-20100710211622

Friend:

Holy Matrimony is truly a blessing for any creature. Be sure, though, that Haley is truly who you wish to keep as your lifelong mate. As penguins, you can't divorce. Literelly, it's impossible. You may want to but your instincts will force otherwise; penguins mate for LIFE. Any lawyer in the country is authorized to conduct manners such as these.

-Regards, Melvin Turtleheimer, Attorney at Law