How To Be A Hobo

How To Be A Hobo is the second book in The How-To Series, written by SpamZap. It tells how to be a Hobo, respectively.

Story
Want people to think you're a hobo. Well here is how! With How To Be A Hobo, You, yes YOU, can act homeless!

Steps

 * 1) Wear some glasses like 3-D ones that look like you just pulled them out of a dumpster.
 * 2) Have an Afro or some long hair (dreadlocks).
 * 3) Make your igloo blank.
 * 4) Wear some weird shirt, that looks like a piece of trash.
 * 5) Make friends or go on member's igloos and live in there for a short amount of time.
 * 6) Don't have a background, just a pin, because they're free.
 * 7) Don't buy a puffle, or hide yours in your igloo. Because puffles are 800 dollars, and a hobo buying an 800 dollar item won't look hoboish.
 * 8) Say weird stuff for when you mean other things such as " want to a go down there to the swimming place" for "dock".
 * 9) Have fun being a hobo!
 * 10) No membership? Try wearing free things, not unlocked items because it makes you look less like a hobo. Try wearing the free item at the Mideval party in May, it makes you look 100% hoboish.

Tips

 * Try not to live in someone's igloo too long or they might report you. You can't get banned for this, though.
 * To act like a real hobo, Try going to areas like the town and say stuff like "Spare change?" or "Spare cough change cough cough" to look like you need money.
 * Wear the Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal city background to look like you live on the streets

Warnings

 * Do not live in in someone else's Igloo for too long. They may report you.