ShamOMG!

ShamOMG! is a special cloth towel that cleans up your messes and spills better than that slob's cleaning supplies, according to the crazy bean human who advertises it.

Description
It is a yellow cloth towel that works amazingly. The customers are very satisfyed with the product. It is a common household item all across the USA. Many times it has been compared to Billy Mays's cleaning supplies, and it has beat them many times.

Trivia

 * It comes in two sizes, regular and small.
 * The bean human that advertises it does NOT like Billy Mays, stating that "His products are much better than that slob's!"
 * He thinks Billy Mays is a slob.

Internal Links

 * Billy Mays
 * OxiPie