Phreaky Phriday

Phreaky Phriday is a tale in which two characters, Mabel and Explorer, end up stuck in each other's bodies and learn about how hard each other's life can be. They learn a bit about each other in this time, and we, the audience, do to.

Explorer and Mabel were each in a hurry. It was Thursday, and they both had major events scheduled for the following day. Mabel had an entire family reunion at Charles' Key and Explorer had fan meetings, diplomacy, a debate meeting, to name the first four hours.

"FRED! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JUDICIAL ROBE?!"

"CLYDE?! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY MEDICATION? I NEED MY MEDICATION FOR THAT PROBLEM, YOU KNOW WHAT I SPEAK OF!"

Fred and Clyde looked up from their respective 'Calculus III and 101 Fat Jokes books.

"Explorer, if you misplaced it again-"

"Mabel, I didn't take your fat pills!"

"Fred, I need it for the big meeting tommorow!"

"CLYDE, THEY'RE NOT FAT PILLS, YOU ♛♛!"

"Explorer, it's in the closet!"

"Fine, I hid them in a bag of cheese puffs!"

"Thank you!"

"NO, NOT CHEESE PUFFS! YOU KNOW I HATE THOSE ⏎ THINGS!"

Mabel and Explorer ran to the respected areas of the igloo but collided with one-another.

"OUT OF MY WAY! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FREAKS LIKE YOU!"

"MABEL, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE WITH YOU!"

"WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A LOT OF ۩ THINGS TO DO TOMMOROW! IT'S ALMOST 8:00 PM RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO SLEEP SOON!"

"YOU HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO TOMMORROW?! YOU HAVE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY EVENTS!"

"OH PLEASE!" the shouting continued. "I have a lot more to do in life than you!"

Mabel was annoyed at Explorer. She decided to stop and continued to rip open perfectly good bags of cheese puffs in search of her pills.

A knock on the door came a calling. Explorer, who had found his judicial robe, sat it down near a washing machine to answer it. Mabel, seeing an attempt to enrage her master, "innocently" toppled bleach onto the black, silken robe.

Explorer opened the door, where Mayor McFlapp was standing, holding a saucer with two fortune cookies in it.

"Hi Explorer, wot! I was just in the blinkin' neighborhood and decided ta give you the last two of my bally fortune cookies! I woulda eaten them all, but I got to bloomin' full and needed to share some, wot."

"Mayor, I haven't recieved a script for any upcoming stories in a week! Are you planning something?"

The Mayor looked shocked.

"Oh, for bally's sakes, no! I wasn't plannin' on doing anything until the Pie War continued, wot."

Mayor McFlapp winked to the audience when Explorer looked at the cookies. Explorer picked up the cookies and took them inside, only to see the a splatter on the back of his judicial robe colored a blazing white, as white as snow. An overturned vial of bleach was nearby, and Mabel was on the other side of the igloo, hiding under Fred's newspapers.

Explorer snapped.