User blog comment:Pufflezzz/Writing Contest is HERE! Time to get CrEaTiVe!/@comment-1653971-20100321223804

The Fashion Police walked up to a purple penguin with long brown hair and a black jacket and black shoes. It was none other than Rocket Slug, the penguin who lies about breaking the fourth wall. Her hair flipped behind her and she stopped on the sidewalk to look at a wig at the wig store. Even though her hair was real, she could use a blond wig and steal Savannah City's identity. But this was just a joke between her and her brother. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????" screamed all three. "PURPLE IS SO LAST YEAR!!!!" screamed Emily at the top of her lungs. Rocket Slug rolled her big emerald eyes. "Well, according to you, I may be stupid and unattractive and a stupid dresser, but according to me and everybody else at my school, I am the awesomest. So get a life and stay out of my way!" she shouted as she walked into a clothing store. Emily whispered to her clique, "I'm gonna go tell her something super mean." The girls nodded and giggled. Eva winked at Emily and Emily gave her a thumbs-up. Well, she would if she had hands. Emily walked into the store, in a disguise she brought with her. "Uh, excuse me," she said in a high, squeaky, totally fake voice. "I'm just going to say......" Emily gave a signal to her girls and shook off her disguise, "You're under arrest." The girls walked in with flipper-cuffs. "What are you, emo?" said Eva matter-of-factly, but RS was not emo, she was just wearing old clothes from her sister. Rocketta didn't say that they were AM's, she just suffered in silence as the trio locked the cuffs on her and carried her away. They laughed annoyingly. "Want some gum?" said Emily, dropping Rocket Slug. "Sure!" said Eva and Elizabeth. RS opened her eyes and ran into a barbershop. Emily passed two pieces of watermelon gum and chewed her own. They made the motions like they were picking up a penguin, but Rocket Slug was gone!

Meanwhile in the barbershop, a man walked up to her. "Well, hello, little girl. Would you like a free haircut or a free shave?" "No, I just need to disguise." she replied. "Well, our cuts are great, but I'm bringing out the razor. It's really loud!" RS ducked and after a few harsh cuts, she was bald! "Hey, thanks dude! Can I borrow your hat? Thank you! And those sunglasses? Hey thanks!" She grabbed the cap and sun glasses and ran out, hoping the Fashion Police would not catch her. She picked the lock on her cuffs and left them there, as she ran, her disguise blowing off.

To be continued (sorry for the length.)