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The Fashion Police then came up to Willy.

"UH UH GIRL! WILLIAM, WHAT'CHA WEARING?! IT IS HORREDN-I-OUS!" shouted Emily.

"My regular clothes." answered Willy.

"THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK IN MY HOUSE!" screamed Elizabeth.

"But this is the outside. Public Property."

"TOO BAD SUCKER!" said Eva.

They gave him ten tickets. Five for wearing his hat and hoodie, two for the fact he was their first arrest, and three for being himself and saying that Elizabeth's house wasn't the outside.

"Someone's really gotta set those guys straight." said Willy as he walked away.