User blog comment:Speeddasher/Metal Explorer's Monologue of the strugles of working at EFF./@comment-113335-20090721000305

Ya know, that gun, I say that gun, it makes a mighty good ketchup squiter. A condiment dispenser, that is. Thanks for givin' it to me. --The Kernel

P.S.: I ain't tellin ya where the secret formula is.