Staff of Goofiness

The Staff of Goofiness is a staff given to Fudd by a mysterious being called XTUX. It's powers vary, sometimes making Fudd almost as powerful as Director Benny (he does not approve) and sometimes not working at all.

Description
One day Fudd was just walking behind Mabel with a big bruise on his head from a Doom Knight's fish. He wished there was some way to destroy them instead of just throwing cream pies at them. Suddenly a staff fell out of the sky (Fudd could hear Director Benny yelling punctuation marks) with a note on it:

Dear Fudd,

I have noticed that you have been having troubles with enemies. Here is a staff to make up for it. It has amazing powers, but use them wisely or they will not work at all.

From, XTUX345

Fudd was amazed. That was for him? Suddenly he saw a doom knight rushing straight for him. He whipped out his staff and pointed it right at the evil one. Amazingly, the doom knight stopped in it's tracks and started laughing. Fudd walked over to it and whacked him with the staff. He fell dead instantly, and ever since, Fudd has no Longer been defenceless.

Powers

 * Temporary Blindness (uncommon)


 * Making the victim laugh uncontrollably (normal)


 * Shooting bolts of lightning (rare)


 * Instantly making a hot breakfast (extremely common)


 * Backfiring and electrocuting the owner (extremely common)


 * Time Travel (extremely rare)

Trivia

 * It does not always work, and most often just electrocutes it's holder. While this could happen anytime, It always happens when someone other the Fudd uses it.


 * Director Benny hates this item and wants it destroyed but whenever he tries XTUX just rollbacks it.

Internal Links

 * Fudd


 * User:XTUX345