User blog comment:TurtleShroom/What Hath (real world) Congress Wrought? Well, on the bright side... PERHAPS MORE PARODIES!/@comment-113335-20091110011721

Explorer, this bill won't ruin doctors, it'll create demand for MORE DOCTORS. So many doctors will choose the path in that comment that there will be a shortage of doctors. GO INTO MEDICINE, my grandfather feels that the bill will be defeated!

Don't let Congress stop your dreams!


 * "My grandfather said we'll defeat Health Care Reform in one of two ways.


 * ONE. The bill will be defeated in the Senate because much of America hates it.


 * TWO. If the Bill passes, Americans will get their revenge in 2010 and sweep Congress of those who voted against their will!
 * The new Congress will then create a new bill to override, fix, and/or amend this one, and save the country!

Now, we don't need to DELETE the stubs. WE NEED TO EXPAND THEM! Perhaps we'll make a Walrus Commission next. We have lots of Walruses unwritten, and we can make a list. Everytime someone expands a Walrus to a good size, we strike one out of the list! That way, we won't forget!

=ALSO, WE NEED PARODIES!=

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