User blog:Speeddasher/Metal Explorer's Monologue of the strugles of working at EFF.


 * 1) ROLEPLAY# Metal Explorer

''The strugles of working at this dreadest restraunt are horrible. The customer demand their fish every second of the day, and they give you a pain in the hard drive. Let it be known that to this day, I will revolt against this dreadest restraunt and burn in to the ground! I SAY I SAY!''

Great, now I've even started to talk like that crazy old penguin. It seems I'm the only robot who's become the slave of the penguins. WHY ME? WHY NOT OMEGA? He's off with Speeddasher and Freeze trying to destroy other robots. Yes, the life of an EFF employee is horrible. I don't even have my built in gun anymore. It's been replaced with some stupid spatula. Plus I'm not even alowed to see the secret recipe for this fried fish I'm cooking right now. However, the pay is good. I'm pretty much the only employee here (all the others left because of the old guy's loud voice), so I get quite abit of cash. I usually just spend it on gallons of Ditto to drink, and at times some more memory. I currently have around 80,000 pebbles so if anyone has ideas of what I should buy with it, please leave a comment. Anyways I gotta go. The fish is gonna burn soon if I don't get it off the frier.