Club Penguin Fan Universe:Contests

These are the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Contests started by Dancing Penguin. Read below to find out more about the contests. Only 3 participants per contest. Have fun!

Winning: When a contest gets 3 players, the judge will decide the winner. You can 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in one category. If you win, put a "Winner" Template on your user page. There are three templates: Winner1, Winner2, and Winner3. The templates allow you to show what categories you won that place in.

See Club Penguin Fanon Wiki:Contests/Winners for contest winners.

See Club Penguin Fanon Wiki:Contests/Best for the best entries.

As the judge is not here, Alex001 will take over temporarily. We will be voting for a new judge here. If the old judge reutrns after the new judge has been chosen, then, there will be two judges. A message will be posted to the former judge about this. = Categories = Here all of the categories!

Most Random Conversation
Make a random conversation between two or more wiki creatures!

4.-- Triskelle3 02:24, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) --Zapwire (talk) 23:13, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
 * DZGuymed||| 01:08, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
 * 1) -- Triskelle3 02:12, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

5. --Bugzy 05:53, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

6.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS 06:24, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

7. --Bugzy 15:35, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Zapwire's entry:
 * Bullsquids are a odd alien discovered by the White Mesa science labs.
 * Tim: So Frank, you owe me a beverage.
 * ...And you also borrowed my Furry Flats CD. What happened?
 * Frank: The Bulllsquid ate it.
 * Tim: 50 coins?
 * Frank: Bullsquid.

''*DZGuymed's Entry: ''
 * Ray: Hey, um uh can I look at that?
 * Ben: Um... yeah, but, what?
 * Ray: Here I'll grab it *takes Snowtendo DS*
 * Ray: OOOOYEAH!! YEAH I I I GOT A STAR!! UH HUH! YAH MARIO! COME ON COME ON!
 * Ben: What the heck are you doing?!!? *grabs DS*
 * Ray: ...
 * Ben: ...

''Triskelle3's Entry:
 * Friend: Aye?
 * Friend: Tell me your thoughts.
 * Friend: I have told you many of my unravelled ones.
 * Friend2: My thoughts right now involve eggs and bananas.
 * Friend2: I am trying to do a feasability analysis on creating an omlette with bananas.
 * Friend2: Such brilliant thoughts echo in my mind, eh?
 * Friend: Quite so, friend.
 * Friend: But if there is anymore, I will of course be willing to listen.
 * Friend2: That's about it. Though, I am also trying to devise a strategy to stop my puffle from biting my leg.''

Triskelle3's other entry: ''Two penguins on an online chat-box. Their usernames are Me and Friend.''
 * Me: sara's online
 * Friend: ok
 * Me: can I write her a nasty IM?
 * Friend: no
 * Me: why?
 * Friend: you are not allowed
 * Me: by the order of...?
 * Friend: ;-)
 * Friend: MOI!
 * Me: but mum, please!
 * Friend: rofl!
 * Me: it would make me feel soo much better
 * Friend: ok, go right ahead then
 * Friend: ;-)
 * Me: no, you said I can't
 * Friend: you just had to give me the right reason
 * Me: ah
 * Me: don't know what to write
 * Me: would probably involve the words "two year old" "mwa mwa penguin" "obnoxious" and "immature"
 * Friend: "hey two year old"
 * Friend: lol
 * Me: i should post this converstaion on the wiki contests rofl
 * Me: just for laughs and giggles
 * Friend: lol
 * Friend: rofl
 * Me: on the off chance she'd read it
 * Friend: leaving out names of course
 * Me: no
 * Friend: oh my oh my
 * Me: well, yours, but not hers
 * Me: what can I say
 * Me: I'm nothing if not vindictive
 * Me: and I havne't done anything yet
 * Me: i've been soooo good
 * Me: *gag*
 * Friend: so be mean
 * Me: I don't think I could be meaner than sticking on it on the wiki contests
 * Friend: call her an immature mwa mwa penguin from the deepest depths of the hacker's underworld
 * Friend:roflmbo
 * Me: that would work
 * Me: but she'd probably ask what the hacker's underworld was and not get it
 * Me: it would ruin the insult
 * Friend: ROFL!
 * Me: must be something a small mind can comprehend
 * Me: basic
 * Me: like "hwi wittle baybee*
 * Me: ;-)
 * Friend: hwi wittle-bay-bee
 * Friend: lol
 * Friend: rofl
 * Me: too bad we didn't learn any insults in penguinian
 * Me: that would get her
 * Me: so young, and yet so cruel
 * Me: how did she get this way?
 * Me: :-P
 * Friend: je ne sais pas
 * Me: yeah, well, ain't that the way of the world
 * Me: most of the important stuff never gets explained
 * Me: c'est la vie
 * Friend: Oui
 * Me: ohh, en't you the showoff
 * Me: miss fancy handwriting
 * Me: or font
 * Me: whatever
 * Friend: rofl
 * Friend: yeppers
 * Me: have you worn a rut in the floor from all your rolling yet
 * Me: ?
 * Friend: yes
 * Friend: there is a dull spot on my carpet
 * Me: really? there's a piece of lint on mine
 * Me: how odd
 * Friend: lol
 * Me: my how this conversation has switched tracks
 * Me: it's so hard to be evil and vindictive for long periods of time

Bugzy's Entry: Silly RV and UTK members having a MSN Clan War;


 * Chaotic]UTK: rofl.
 * Chaotic]UTK: poor trash noob RV members think they're something.
 * 1337Lollie: Who else wants to take a in Chaotic's mouth?
 * Why_So: Betcha those two ladies from 2 girls 1 cup would take a go at it :)
 * Zy-El: Oh you guys think you are so tough. I had the secret service install a Gatling gun on my SuV and I'm ready for you.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: finally, some realistic border patrol protection.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: lmfao.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: BUGZY
 * PERFECTION]UTK: WHY IS IT
 * PERFECTION]UTK: THAT UR IN RV
 * PERFECTION]UTK: WITH ALL OF THE OTHER NUBS.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: because even nubs pwn the out of ur poor trash kiddy clan known as UTK.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: kkthx.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: YOU
 * PERFECTION]UTK: NOOB
 * PEFECTION]UTK: UTK > RV
 * PERFECTION]UTK: KKTHX.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: UTK LEADER CANCELLED UR PATHETIC TRUCE.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: did I strike a nerve? Wuts with the Clan RV comment?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: is he still sore rv dismantled every dueler on his site?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: still crying (secret information that won't be revealed to the public)
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: still crying he has a dead end job and no woman in his life?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: still crying he has to pay people to edit, modify and post on his board?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: still crying about that pesky simulated activity mod on his board?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: still crying that he has been outdone in every facet of life by kids who made a site as a goof?
 * PERFECTION]UTK: NO
 * PERFECTION]UTK: HE'S CRYIN CUZ U CHUBS MAKE HIM LAUGH 2 MUCH.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: yup he's still crying... drops of hot sauce running down his cheeks.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: tell UTK to have a burrito chubs, it will make you feel better.
 * Chaotic]UTK: bak nubz.
 * Chaotic]UTK: ima invite more UTK members in this convo.
 * 1337Lollie: Lmfao go ahead, we'll be happy to own more of your trash clan.


 * Hick]UTK has joined the conversation.


 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: hick?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: lmfao
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: you clearly must be a high rank in UTK.
 * Hick]UTK: stfu bugzy.
 * Hick]UTK: random pubcake.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: respect ur elders son.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: for i will PWN ur entire clan, then grind u all into chilli and feed it to ur parents.
 * 1337Lollie: lol Bugzy = Eric Cartman.
 * Hick]UTK: there's more members of UTK than there is in RV u
 * Hick]UTK: UTK has 70+ members, u noobs only got 50.
 * cmscrack - smokin it since 96': yo bugzy, is hoe a swear word?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: depends.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: thers two meanings.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: hoe (noun) a farmer's tool used to sill soil.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: and the other hoe is PERFECTION]UTK's mom.
 * 1337Lollie: LOL!!!!!
 * cmscrack - smokin it since 96': lmfao ownt.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: BUGZY UR SCARED TO GO ON RS.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: CUZ U GET OWNT 24/7.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: thing is bro and you can ask zy i dont give a anymore about RS or any of the BS drama that happens now because of the crap that went on then nor do i care about any of the dumbasses that still play that game.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: i just play 4 fun now, idc about the clan wars and all that.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: IS IT A BIRD?
 * PERFECTION]UTK: IS IT A PLANE?
 * PERFECTION]UTK: NO.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: ITS A PIG WITH WINGS.
 * PERFECTION]UTK: GTFO.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: bla bla bla...keep paddleing maybe you will get there one day.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: cmon perfection we chatted on vent once and even then I told Becca you sounded like a wuhanker.
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: keep up the good work
 * 1337Lollie: Did your mommy nueter you when you were little Perfection?

Buggy]UTK has joined the conversation.

PeeJay]UTK has joined the conversation.


 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: buggy?
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: obvious fail attempt to try to look as pwnage as me.
 * Buggy]UTK: sorry, but nothing could be more averagely talented than the entirity of RV. sorry you're a part of it, but the clan is the hugest army of average.
 * Zy-El: Look at the pair on this !
 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: lmfao now uve done it buggy, have fun gettin pwned to zy.
 * Zy-El: Was the line at the food stamp office too long today?
 * Zy-El: Got some built up aggression?
 * Zy-El: Mommy and Daddy not show you enough attention as you were growing up?
 * Zy-El: I just find it ironic that someone from UTK is calling RV average when we so completely humiliated you.
 * Zy-El: I dont even know who you are, but then again I did take a poop today and we all know thats how you UTK multiply. Do yourself a favor and reply, so I can Rick Roll you again.

Buggy]UTK has left the conversation.


 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: to all UTK noobs in this convo, feelin lucky?


 * BUGZY IN THE HIZZ-HOUSE DAWG: ima post this on CPFW wiki contests, so everyone may witness RV's pwnage.

Kwiksilver's Entry:

Louis is a dog and Bindi is an alien cat hairball. Both characters turn to the fourth wall and throw pies at it.
 * Louis:...and you see, the pie must be mine.
 * Bindi: But look, you really take the fruitcake! Zee pie shall be mine! You're crazy as a coconut!
 * Louis: I am not insane, I am perfectly alright. That incident with the golf club this morning didn't happen.
 * Bindi: Yes it most certainly did. You whacked Mr Quiggles to bits then ate the pieces! I have a right to this pie.
 * Louis: Mr Quiggles is imaginary! I will now take this pie.
 * Bindi: Not fair! You must become a hedgehog!
 * Louis: MUAHAHAHAHA! I GOTZ THA PIE!!! 3.14!!! LOLZ!
 * Bindi: What was the point of this anyway? This was all just a stupid entry so Kwiksilver could win a competition!

CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS OUT, FADES.

Bugzy's 2nd Entry:

''Recently, I saw that many people hated hackers for some unknown reason, so I decided to have a bit of fun.. taken from the CPW shoutbox;''


 * 1) [15:21]  I AM USING PENGUIN STORM.
 * 2) [15:21] ... I JUST LOGGED ONTO CLUB PENGUIN WIKI ON PENGUIN STORM
 * 3) [15:21]  Everyone prepare for Bugzy.
 * 4) [15:21]  IM GOING TO USE THE MONEY MAKER NOW TO GET ALL THIS WIKIS MONEY
 * 5) [15:22]  You can't Penguin Storm is only for CP and not wikia.
 * 6) [15:22]  NOW, IM GOING TO EDIT THIS WIKIS APPEARANCE BY USING ITEM IDS
 * 7) [15:22]  This wiki is free.
 * 8) [15:22] ... facepalms
 * 9) [15:23]  I WILL ALSO BE USING PUFFLE FEEDER, TO FEED MY NONEXISTANT PUFFLES ON THIS WIKI
 * 10) [15:23]  Bugzy, stop.
 * 11) [15:24]  NEVER
 * 12) [15:24] ... I WILL HACK THIS WIKI TO GIVE ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS
 * 13) [15:24]  OK, stop your imginary ps.
 * 14) [15:24]  WITH THE HELP OF PENGUIN STORM
 * 15) [15:24]  >:(
 * 16) [15:24] ... Penguin Storm is for Club Penguin, not wikis.
 * 17) [15:25]  I HAVE NOW ASSUMED BUREAUCRACY WITH STORM
 * 18) [15:25] ... lol zapwire im completely joking around on this
 * 19) [15:26] ... OR AM I?
 * 20) [15:26]  Yes, but you'llsnort up the other war pigs here.
 * 21) [15:26] ... LambdaSnaggletooth!
 * 22) [15:26]  NO, IM GOING TO MAKE THIS WIKI HUGE
 * 23) [15:26] ... NOW IM GOING TO MAKE IT SMALL
 * 24) [15:26] ... NOW NORMAL SIZED
 * 25) [15:27] ... THAT WAS FUN, NOW IM GOING TO GET ME A BETA WIKIA HAT
 * 26) [15:27]  You'll off the anti-cheaters.
 * 27) [15:27] <Bugzy> DANG, IT WAS BAIT
 * 28) [15:27] ... NOW I AM BANNED
 * 29) [15:28] <Zapwire> Haha.
 * 30) [15:28] <Bugzy> HOLD ON, ILL USE PENGUIN STORM TO UNBAN ME
 * 31) [15:28] <Staffan15> Hi
 * 32) [15:28] <Zapwire> No unban unlike Penguin Icee, eh?
 * 33) [15:28] <Bugzy> WOOOO, NOW IM GOING TO CHANGE EVERYONES COLOR AND SIZES ON THIS WIKI
 * 34) [15:28] <Zapwire> Bugzy is doing a Penguin Storm play.
 * 35) [15:28] <Wompus78> Only WPE Pro can unban people: Penguin Storm can't
 * 36) [15:28] <Zapwire> PENGUIN STORM IS ONLY FOR CP, NOT WIKIA
 * 37) [15:28] <Bugzy> I HAVE JUST TURNED ZAPWIRE BLUE, AND BIGBIRD TINY
 * 38) [15:28] <Zapwire> Penguin Ice can.
 * 39) [15:29] <Bugzy> IM GOING CRAZY WITH THE POWER OF PENGUIN STORM
 * 40) [15:29] <Zapwire> HA! I LIEK BLUE! ESPICALLY MUDKIPZ!
 * 41) [15:29] <Bugzy> I THINK ILL USE PENGUIN STORM ON WIKIA STAFF
 * 42) [15:29] <Zapwire> MicroChip is a grammitically incorrect weiner!
 * 43) [15:30] ... Haha. The joke was funny, now it's not. Stop.
 * 44) [15:30] <The A-Kong> What's going on?
 * 45) [15:30] <Bugzy> i cant think of any more anyways lul
 * 46) [15:30] <Wompus78> MicroChip ain't as bad as Sanity though
 * 47) [15:31] <Bugzy> im gonna paste this whole convo on that CPFW contest thingo

Weekly Random Special
Draw a picture of Mabel getting Uber-PWNed! Note: All pictures must abide by the COC; no swearing, extreme violence, or anything that would get rated PG-13 or higher in a movie.


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Most Beautiful Penguin
Take a pic of the most penguin (with it's permission) you see and post it here!


 * 1) I foundd this on Karis Iceton. [=)--Lovebirds211 -- Click for latest hate mail!  20:09, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
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PogoPunk's Craziest Quote
Think of the craziest quote PogoPunk will say and post it here!


 * 1) --Zapwire (talk - click me!) 09:51, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
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Best User Signature
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 * 1) -- [[Image:Icon Green Banana Dancer 01.gif]]<font face="Franklin Gothic Book"> Ninjinian    ¤    If your my friend, you would click this..