Redlink Abbey

The Abbey-cum-Inn of Redlink, commonly known as Redlink Abbey, is a large silicon building in Lichenblossom Forest that is the home of a community of fun-loving nerds, known as "Redlinkers" or "Abbeygeeks". Redlink Abbey is well-known for its excellent food and hospitablility, and also serves as an inn for travelers. It is called "Redlink" because its location and identity are almost unknown to the governments of nearby Dorkugal and the USA. However, Redlink has occasionally been involved with the rest of the continent, the most famous example of this being its generous donation of Deletion Missiles to the USA during the Great Darktonian Pie War.

Background
Redlink was founded by Marlin the Hacker and Abbess Abby (the latter of which had previously been Abbess of Soilshrub Abbey) in 1972, during the later years of Olde Antarctica. After the Lichenblossom Rebellion and the defeat of Fort Kosher (a Jacko kosher pickle factory that enslaved the local penguins as its picklers' workforce), Marlin, Abby, Stella, and the rest of the CAPIL (Convention Against Pickling In Lichenblossom) voted to create a haven for geeks next to the remains of the dreaded factory. Construction of the building began in the winter and ended in the summer of 1975. The building was built mostly with large blocks of silicon, found in a quarry north of the construction site. Abbess Abby and Marlin jointly named the building Redlink Abbey, "Redlink" after the proposal that the building be kept a secret from the rest of the continent, and "Abbey" after Abbess Abby's name. Ever since its completion, Redlink has played host to several generations of geeks, and has survived several different hacker attacks. Redlink also holds many secrets in its colossal silicon bulk, and some are still waiting to be discovered...

Map
Someone, please upload a floor plan!

Places
Redlink Abbey is a vast building and is several stories high. It contains many rooms, most of which are connected by two speedy elevators. Here is a list of the major rooms in Redlink, categorized by floor number and location:


 * Interior Building
 * Floor B
 * Cavernous Pit -- Cavernous Pit, the parody of Cavern Hole, is a medium-sized room below Immense Corridor. It is a bit run-down and old, but is still used as a dining room and a meeting place.
 * Beverage Room -- The Beverage Room is where Redlink mixes its own homemade sodas and tasty refreshments, the most prestigious of which is December Ginger Ale. The resident Beverage Expert supervises the mixing of any and all drinks.
 * More coming soon!

Inhabitants
The Abbey is home to mostly nerds of many species. It also hosts travelers, passing-by Coatil terns (Confederacy Of Antarctic Terns In Lichenblossom) and harp seals. Notable residents, as of the present, include the following:


 * Sister Alkamesh
 * Brother Tortilla I
 * Add more!

Villains
The main "villains" of the Abbey are the annoying chicks; they always get themselves into trouble and frequently harass the resident geeks of the Abbey. Chicks are known to form small "clubs", where they plan on their next pestering pranks. One such club is CANS, which stands for Chicks Against Nocturnal Sleep.

However, the real villains of the Abbey are the bands of hackers that frequently attack Redlink. The Abbey poses as a big target for evil villains, seeing as it is a major influence in the Lichenblossom Isles and is a place of plenty. Nevertheless, the Abbey has fended off every single hacker attack it has faced since its completion.

Resources
Redlink's kitchens produce the finest food in the Sub-Antarctic, and it also serves as an inn for travelers. Redlink is also home to numerous secrets, some of which have not yet been discovered...