Censorship (song)

Censorship was a short musical number about TurtleShroom's dedication to the silencing of certain forms of free speech in the name of decency, morality, and "G ratings".

It was part of his album, Whirlwind Tour.

Lyrics
Censorship; Censorship! We do it in the name of decency! Censorship; Censorship! He crushes speech intensively!

This is the room where we take out swearing. This is the room where we beep it out! Here is where we trap villains, the things they do, oh it makes me shout! This is the room where we do our torture, This is the room where hit their guilt, This here's where we store cap-ee-rotes, -and this'll wipe your mind so our plans won't spoil! {Sound of flash bulb.}

Censorship; Censorship! We do it in the name of decency! Censorship; Censorship! He crushes speech intensively!

Basically all we do is censor, We're not in a conspiracy. We don't free stuff Or go to Puff Flags Or anything that would scare a spy.

We don't rent copters, We don't fund villains, We don't even know what that manhole's for, We don't tap phones Or crush dissent,

Just CCEEENNSSOORRSSHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!! (Censorship; Censorship! We do it in the name of decency! Censorship; Censorship! He crushes speech intensively!)

{Song ends.}

Reality or fiction?
This song is, supposedly, complete fiction designed to poke fun at TurtleShroom and his hatred of "indecency". When it was published, all of TurtleShroom's Family insisted that it was not real, nor that anything in the song was real.

Others disagree. There are reports screaming on the fourth floor of TurtleShroom's palace late at night, possibly because of the release of this song.