User blog comment:Mech Rider/Role Play contest/@comment-113335-20100331164157

Okay, okay... I've got one.

''Our story begins. We see Xet walking down the streets of South Pole City. He is clearly plotting something evil.''

Xet: There must be a weakness that I can exploit... something that penguins need... something that they can't live without.

Xet travels past a flier advertising the Pizza Parlor in Club Penguin.

Xet: ...what is this? "Pizza"?

Xet looks over the flier.

Xet: Hmm... It seems to be a concoction of flour, yeast, and heat, covered in mutilated tomatoes with soured dairy products and slaughtered minnows. How wonderfully evil! I thought penguins were pacifists... -but this, THIS... "pizza"... obviously, it is important to them!

''Xet glances around at several penguins coming in and out of a Pizza 7 with boxes upon boxes of pizza. He watches pizza trucks drive by, and sees penguins eating it everywhere.''

Xet: Nay, I take that back! Penguins NEED PIZZA! VAM! Vam, come here!

''Vam, meanwhile, has flipped upside down next to a streetlight. He is unable to move, wheels in the air.''

Xet: VAM! You fool, what did you do this time?

Vam: (still upside down) I was trying to climb this glowing pole!

Xet: ...that glowing pole produces electricity. It helps penguins to see, because they are slowly losing the ability to see without help. This disrespectful planet is dark for half of its year because it refuses to live near the blessed Lava at its equator.

Vam: So, the earth is dark because it's naughty?

Xet: PRECISELY!

Vam: Oh. Okay then!

Xet flips Vam back over and shows him the flier.

Vam: Pizza?

Xet: Yes, Vam. PIZZA. Along with fish and brown water, it is a core part of a penguin's neccessary nutrients. Without pizza, they can not live!

Vam: It looks yummy!

Xet: Silence! I am thinking!

Vam: How about going to a pizza place and taking it over?

Xet: SILENCE!

Brief pause.

Xet: I have it! What if I invade a pizza place and take it over?

Vam: You're so smart! What a super idea!

Xet: I know. Let's go!

Xet and Vam arrive at the Pizza Parlor in Club Penguin.

Xet: FOOLISH PENGUINS! I HEREBY CLAIM THIS EATING EASTABLISHMENT IN THE NAME OF PLANET- ...I mean, GIVE ME CONTROL OF THIS PLACE WHERE FOOD IS SUPPLIED!

Penguin: You mean... you want to be Boss?

Xet: What is "boss"?

Penguin 2: I'M BOSS!

Xet: What? You are not the boss!

Penguin 3: NO, I'M BOSS!

Xet: No! Obviously, you are not the boss!

Penguin 1: Hey, green kid... the Boss is in charge of the Pizza Parlor.

Xet: Aaahh, so YOU are the master of this establishment?

Penguin 1: Uhh... yeah.

Xet: The ruler? The controller? Your word... it is law?

Penguin 1: .....you're really creeping me out. Yes, I'm Boss.

Penguin 2: NO, I'M THE BOSS!

Penguin 3: I'M BOSS!

Xet: SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION BOSS' AUTHORITY?!

Penguin 2: ...-but... I'm Boss...

Xet takes out a Tickle Laser and blasts Penguin 2 with it.

Penguin 2: (between fits of laughter) Okay! Okay, I'm not- HA HA HA HA -the Boss!

Xet: (while still using the laser) Now, BOW TO BOSS! BESEECH HIS MERCY!

By now, everyone is staring at Xet.

Penguin 2: Okay! Okay! Just stop- hee hee hee -TICKLING ME!

''Penguin 2 bows to the Boss of the Pizza Parlor. Xet takes his appendage off of the trigger.''

Penguin 1: ..............you're taking this too seriously, kid. You're a newbie, right? Okay. I'm not actually the Boss. That would be the actual owner, Pizza Penguin. This place runs itself.

Xet: Ah, so there are robots?

Penguin 1: No... what I mean is that penguins seat themselves and make their own pizza.

Xet: Oh! Forced labor! I like it!

Penguin 1 slaps his flipper upon what constitutes his "forehead".

Penguin 1: You're like that "Squidulator" kid, always swimming in the ocean, overdoing his costume.

Xet: Costume? This is not a costume. I am a normal penguin, like you!

Penguin 1: (scoffs) Well, let's just say that the Gift Shop doesn't sell robes, backpacks of that color, circular robots, or green beaks.

Xet: Silence! I AM a normal penguin! The whole beak thing... it's a skin disease!

Penguin 1: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhttttttt.........

Penguin 1 lets out a long sigh.

Penguin 1: Listen, if you want to be Boss bad enough that you'll impersonate Planet X to do it, go right ahead. You're Boss.

Xet: PLANET X?! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO- wait? I'm Boss?

Penguin 1: Yes. You're the Boss.

Penguin 3: No, I'M BOSS!

''Xet takes out a laser and shoots Penguin 3. Everyone stares.''

Xet: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY? I'M THE BOSS!

Xet turns to the customers, who have been staring at him for the past thirty minutes.

Xet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LOOKING AT YOUR LEADER? EAT!

Everyone hurriedly stuffs their aces with pizza, to avoid Xet's laser.

Xet: Now, with control of this central hub of pizza, I will soon conquer the earth! WA HA HA HA HA!!!

$$Fin$$

I actually had a much, much longer plan for it, but I feared that it would transition to a Story and not a comment. The full version had Xet meet a female penguin in the Parlor, who he would find (oddly) attractive, probably because of her dark manner of dress. Xet would experience romance and have trouble understanding it, and the Emoguin would experience similar issues. Vam, seeing that they like one another, urges Xet to meet her.

It turns out that they are both evil, and together, they formulated a master plan to conquer the earth, with the Emoguin recieving half the credit.

So, they go on an adventure with a musical montage occuring at one point. Meanwhile, Sye tries to bust Xet for what he really is, but he is too entrenched in both invasion and his girlfriend to get caught.

Comedy ensues as Sye tries to expose Xet. For instance, he would try and rip out his fake eye lenses, or his wig, but epically misses as Xet bends down to pick up Vam, or to show her one of his weapons, ect.

At the very end, just as their plan is about to come together, Xet chooses to reveal his secret- that he's an alien -to his girlfriend, who runs away screaming. The plan then fails.

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) SQUIDWARD I USE YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET. † 16:41, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

P.S.: I may also integrate Midas and Herb into that, if it becomes a story, and then, Canren and Sye team up to expose them all! What a tale that would be!