User blog comment:Rocket Slug/Check this out./@comment-1653971-20100302231007

LOL. It's about calling a girl he likes and telling her he's delayed for, like, forty-five minutes, I don't know.

"Oh no, my date with a fat seal is delayed! I've been delayed! I've been delayed! I've been delayed! And gonna be delayed! Know I can't PWN that fat seal's big butt!"