User blog comment:Mech Rider/Role Play contest/@comment-436956-20100331083543

Sheepman: (Walks down street whistling)

Random Penguin: Hey! You're that penguin who was on TV, talking about missiles or something!

Sheepman: Yeah, what's it to you?

RP: Can I have your autograph?

Sheepman: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? ROCKHOPPER? I DON'T GO AROUND GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS! I'M A GOVERNMENT AGENT FOR SHEEP'S SAKE!

RP: He's a secret agent! Everyone come and look! (A crowd forms)

Sheepman: Oh flip. (Points into the distance) OH MY GOD, IT'S A PURPLE BIGFOOT!

Crowd: (All turning around) WHERE!

Sheepman: (Running off) Wouldn't you like to know... Crowd