CupcakeSlam

CupcakeSlam or simply Cupcake is an experiment created with a piece of Rocket Slug's hair and a chunk of eyelash. Instead of being good, she became evil by an accidental flip of a lever.

Chapter 1: An Idea
RS was sitting under a holographic palm tree. Lexi was sittin' next to her.

Then Lexi had an idea. "How about you create a clone of yourself to do your chores?" she asked.

"Good idea," replied RS. They built the Clone 3000.

Chapter 2: Cupcakes!
RS pulled out a small hunk of her thick hair and two eyelashes. She dropped them into the machine. It buzzed and jumped from left to right, then it landed with a THUD! and a ZAP! A mechanical voice said,

"PLEEZE TIPE INN AH NAYM."

Lexi typed in, "CupcakeSlam."

The machine shook and clattered, and then a purple penguin stepped out wearing a black coat and a skull t-shirt. Her long skirt blew in the breeze, and her striped legging showed.

"DID IT WORK?!?" Lexi and RS said loudly.

The purple figure stepped closer to RS.

"Will you do my chores?" asked RS nervously, her legs shaking.

The purple figure blinked, and then opened her mouth and spoke quietly with a Brooklyn accent, "Be quiet, ya little freak, I don't wanna do anything called chores. I want to see da Big Balls."

"O_O" said RS. She fainted.

Involvement
She loves editing at the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee.

Trivia

 * Blue Balls terrify her.
 * Despite her name, she is allergic to cupcakes.