Royal Pengolian Jewels of Extreme Shinyness

 are the ceremonial Crown Jewels of Pengolia. They will be used in the inaugration of Pengolia's next Autocrat, Koobly Khan.

Description
All of the Jewels were drawn on notebook paper by Penghis Khan, and were also named by everyone's "favorite" emperor.

They were forged in Diamond Falls, and constructed (at Eastsheild taxpayer's expense) by Khanz penguins.

Detailed Description
There are Three Pengolian Jewels of Extreme Shinyness:


 * The Really Shiny Tennis Ball of PWNAGE: The Tennis Ball is technically a Globus Cruciger, a fancy ball held to represent power. It's made of 23.95 karat gold, with ruby for the two stripes.


 * The Super PWNsome Silver Fish that You are Jealous Of: It's an exact replica of the generic fish found all over Antarctica. However, this fish is of solid silver, with a bit of nickel alloy.


 * The Purple Pole of Striped Wonder: the two caps on this pole are of solid amethyst. The stripes are red and white, but do not represent anything.

Total Cost? 2,456,003 coins worth of Eastsheild taxpayer's money.

Reception/Criticism
Like many Pengolian customs/items, the Jewels are also criticized.

Many penguins consider it "unpatriotic" for a state of the USA to have crown jewels, its own flag, ect.

Several penguins have commented:

Explorer said: "Explorer quote, you've got a good one here, I believe"

Fred said: "Fred..."

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Trivia

 * Penghis Khan frequently takes the Jewels out of their case and holds them. So far, he's broken the The Really Shiny Tennis Ball of PWNAGE three times. It's held together by glue.


 * They'll be used when Koobly Khan becomes the next Autocrat of Pengolia.


 * The Czar of GourdZoid comissioned the Eastsheild tax money for the jewels.

Internal Links

 * Pengolia


 * Penghis Khan