User blog comment:Triskelle3/RANDOMNESS THREAD!!/@comment-1024726-20091029014404

Explorer: While we wait for the WRAs to settle down, Fred shall now explain his theory of general randomity.

Fred (in front of chalkboard with nonsense scribbled all over it): My theory of randomity states that the randomity factor, which is determined by deriving the integral of sigma pi times the square root of the current lolwutt reading, assumes all net forces of improbability and will determine when and where the next random thing will happen. Generally.

'"Fred calculates randomity factor.''

Fred: Apparently, the next random event will happen right in front of me. (stares at audience)

the camera explodes, static