User blog:XTUX345/Please write some songs for Fudd to sing

I just made Fudd be a songwriter and I was wondering if someone could make an article with some of his songs in it. I would do it myself except that I am bad at writing songs. If you do help, please make sure that the songs are funny, as in Fudd's article it says that often his songs are so funny that anyone near him will have to go to the bathroom.