User blog comment:TurtleShroom/My Career May be Dying (NOT QUITTING AT ALL, NOT EVEN GOING INACTIVE)/@comment-113335-20100113233317

Disagreed, ZW. No one has ever filed a patent for this method.

Plus, I have to sign a publiclly notarized OATH, vowing that I am the first to invent this method.

You say it's easily reproducible elsewhere. I'm not patenting PowerPoint or a website, or even a video, I am patenting a STEP BY STEP PROCESS that makes a VIDEO using MS POWERPOINT as its core component.

I'd share the whole patent, but I can't spoil it, as someone might take it from me.

Besides, you're a Linux crony, ZW: don't you know how Bill Gate$ gets a foothold in most technology? He buys a company out, and patents their ideas in his name. Or, he patents someone else's idea and is the first person to file a patent.

I searched; no one else has ever filed anything remotely CLOSE to what I have filed.

Plus, you seem to fail to understand the patent system. [http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=4,022,227.PN.&OS=PN/4,022,227&RS=PN/4,022,227 A guy once patented the combover. THE COMBOVER.] You know, when you put hair over a bald spot to make it look less.... bald? That's generic like a PPT video, right?

My GRANDFATHER wore a COMBOVER for FORTY YEARS (he changed it in early 2009). Donald Trum wore one earlier than that.

Also, you're wrong. My videos, though published in 2007, have roots in 2004 and earleir. I made a slide show called "A Turtle Story" eerily reminescent of what would one day be my video masterpeice. I can even show them to you with proof applied. One problem: it displays my real name, and if I edit it, it will change the modification date. Also, it may use the date of its CD backup as its date, so...

A guy patented a COMBOVER, and you're saying I can't patent a PowerPoint video?

Bill Gates once patented a to-do list, and you're saying I can't?

COMBOVER, ZAPWIRE, COMBOVER!!

 -- † This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) TurtleShroom Productions: Patent Pending. † 23:33, January 13, 2010 (UTC)  