User blog comment:Ninjinian/Ideas for Saga Parody/@comment-113335-20090903210355

Vampenguinism is spread by a hard slap on the back in an uncleansed, wounded area, but not by simple touch.Touching does spread real diseases, but only if the conditions are right, such as near an untended cut or bruise, or through the nose, tear-ducts, etc.

Vampenguinism, once it enters the body, could become heriditary because the disease somehow makes its way into the eggs of the chicks, like AIDS does with humans (It's just a comparison so please do not freak out). If one parent is a Vampenguin, and another is not, the chick could be 50-50 because they inherited a weaker strain of Vampenguinism, as opposed to if they caught the illness by a slap on the back or if both parents were Vampenguins.

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P.S.: Conductor Hertz is a Vampenguin.