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I AM IRON WALRUS!!!!!!

Like my new motto? I got it from a good friend of mine.

Yes, I am a Walrus. No, I will not terrorize you. Ever since I was abducted by the MCP, I wanted to help people, not hurt them.

That's when Slanta Furious asked me to create The Defenders. Now most superheroes are much more experienced than me. Ask Arachnid Boy.

Now, I know you think I'm a sissy because I need a suit to protect myself. I'm not. I've taken on baddies like Orange Ogre without my suit.

You also think I'm a jerk by being a rich superhero and making fun of the poor bad criminals by tying them up without any effort. AT LEAST I TIE THEM INSIDE A GIANT WEB!

TBC