Of Cubewanos and Bagels

Of Cubewanos and Bagels was an event involving bagel powered supercomputers, cubewanos crashing into trampolines, High Penguins loving cheese, and cursed fondue. It was caused by Billybob looking into the Lithium Improbability Drive's crazy story idea mode for too long.

The event
It was a sunny morn in Freezeland. A small cottage's owner got up.

"Ah, how I fear these cruel slices." ZapWire said, sluggishly.

He grabbed the butter, slathering it on the bagel. All of a sudden, Fred bursted out of the window.

"Excuse me, I need these to power a supercomputer.

Fred dragged ZapWire to the Frostbourgh Academy of Science, where Fred was studying bagel power sources.

"And now I just put this in here..."

KABOOM!

The roof and computer blew up, no one was hurt but....

"HELLO MY PEOPLE!" Triskelle yelled.

"Apparently the explosion caused a disturbance inside the universe, causing Triskelle here to yell." Fred said.

Amluc laughed very hard. He decided to celebrate the embarrassment by buying a TV to watch a show called "LOL I LUV CHEEZE!" in high definition.

"Today we shall talk about Monterey Jack cheese, but first, we shall demonstrate how cheddar can be used to hypnotize penguins." The host announced.

"Look into the circle... you shall destroy anyone in the way to get your cheese."

Amluc drooled, and remembered the cheese McFlapp did not give him in a party.

Amluc used his high penguin powers to stun McFlapp, he fell on the organ unfortunately causing weird things to happen. The organ internally exploded, and the Holy Wikia aided the universe.

"AMLUC, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DESTROY MCFLAPP FOR CHEESE!"

A bunch of cheese hating beavers come with a campaign to destroy the dairy based products.

The host of the cheese show is UNQUESTIONABLE DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, and summons a massive ball of fondue, that causes a cubewano to crash into a trampoline that aims for the sun if eaten.

"Are you sure about that Explorer?" Zap said.

"Very." Explorer was in a rather intelligent mode, caused by disturbances. Unfortunately, he suddenly switched to chef mode and ate it (tastetester!).

"Hey, my voice problem was fixed everyone!"

"LOOK OUT!" Fred said.

The fondue ball squished Trisk into a flat shape.

"Hey, it's a shooting star!" A penguin said.

"N0, IZ CUBW4NNN0000!!!!1111" Phreaker Explorer remarked. The fondue caused him to turn into phreaker mode.

Result
Coming soon.