User blog comment:Gary the Gaget Dude/RP Contest/@comment-1155770-20100403180100

Austin8310 meets GGD in the Pizza parlor.

Austin8310: Hi. Let's have some pepperoni.

GGD: NO! Cheese.

Austin8310: No. Pepperoni.

GGD: Cheese!

Austin8310: Pepperoni.

GGD: CHEESE.

Austin8310: Do you want to settle this...the hard way...or the easy way.

GGD: CHEESE.

Austin8310: That does it.

Austin8310 runs to the Pizzatron 300 and whips out a pizza that is half cheese and half pepperoni.

GGD: That's the hard way?

Austin8310: No, that's the easy way. I already did the hard way 5 times today.

GGD looks at all the other tables, and they are broken in half with pizza splatted all over them.

Austin8310: One gets tired of smashing tables. Let's eat!

GGD: Uhhhhhhh...yeah.