User blog comment:Mech Rider/Role Play contest/@comment-1155770-20100331133015

Austin8310: Hmm. That's the third job I've lost this month :P.

Hydro Hopper Guy: HIRING!

Austin8310: Ok!

Austin8310 grabs boat and drives away full speed. He crashes through 3 sharks, 10 bouys, and 15 logs, and then crashes into the iceberg. The Iceberg tips.

Random Penguin: COOL! YOU CAN TIP THE ICEBERG!

Hydro Hopper Guy: What...THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ICEBERG IS EXACTLY THE SAME!!! YOU...ARE...SO...FIRED.

Austin8310: Wow. I only had that job for 3 minutes and 4 seconds. That's a record!