TurtleShrom (penguin)

The Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie, or as he is known in English, Dictator TurtleShroom (penguin), or merely TSP, was the leader and final successor in an ancient dynasty of ruling elite on the Clubb Phengin Weekee. He resigned from office but is notorious for returning to the whiteboards as a Backseat Driver.

Most creatures, if not all, consider him extremely annoying.

Early Life
Hatched to a loving family back in the days of Olde Antarctica, around forty eight years ago, TurtleShroom (penguin) was sheltered heavilly. Unlike most creatures, he was unaware of the filth and inappropriate things of his world, like instability, liers, decievers, butter-uppers, villains, and even the Revolutions and such of his time.

He was taught dying principles on things such as "Stability is Paramount", "stand for what is right", "Censorship", as well old ways such as "honesty", "integrity", "dignity", and "cleanliness".

He developed this weird obbsession with crosses as a chick, a love of which even Mayor McFlapp can not understand.

When he was sixteen, TSP set out on his own, carrying with him his morales and an unfortunate trust of everyone, something that would be a problem down the road.

On his own
TurtleShroom (penguin) carried on in life and devoloped a long-standing love of computers. He held various jobs as an IT-technician, computer tech supporter, and even as a rollercoaster maintenence penguin as a side-job. It was at his theme park job that he discovered a flyer for what would one day be his empire, the Clubb Phengin Weekee. The flyer explained the concept of the wiki and its location, one that peaked TSP's intrest and sent him running with all he could carry in his player card.

Early Weekee career
TSP arrived at the Weekee around March 2007, back when it was a lobby and four entrances to the maze of whiteboards. There were no major userpages, no houses in portals, and all articles were simply text and a few portraits. TSP got to work and helped on the site for ages. He was promoted to Sysop by the Weekee's founder, Saint Virrex, and later to Bureacrat. Sadly, though, St. Virrex left because he felt he outgrew the Weekee, waddling off and never being heard from again. TSP and his close friends, Saint Robbsi and Barkjon, among many others marched on, and the site continued to grow. Penguins such as Sk8rbluscat and Happyface jumped on board, and prosperity followed.

However, TSP, in a despicable display of genorosity, bestowed great and bureacratic power to a resident named Aqua Jet because she was a routine target for Fords when not at the Weekee. This caused unrest and bitter complaints on the site for months to come. TSP has still found grafitti mentioning Aqua Jet and condemning the action.

St. Robbsi chose to symbolically leave exactly one year after he joined, and he promoted Barkjon to rank of Co-Webmaster and TurtleShroom (penguin) to Co-Webmaster as well. The two penguins were very similar in beliefs, and they prospered together.

It was then that a close friend of TSP, Simon Wiki, informed the leader that security was needed and that a resident genius, Beaky4444, had created as PSA branch specifically for site affairs, a branch dubbed Project: Top Agent.

The adventures on that thing were glorious, the characters absurd! The Weekee's squad once sent Herbert to Mars, and stopped a wizard from stealing ham! Wanted posters were stapled onto nearly every whiteboard on the land, and everyone great and small got involved! It was in this time that Captain Str00del migrated to the USA, and that F was declassified. Doctrines were drafted on how to handle vandals, and these were used on legendary spammers like Sanity1 and Sp00nzoid, banishing them.

However, Top Agent became out of hand. TSP had writtem a complex set of laws (far more confusing than the COC) banning things like Demon Penguins and Freaks (specifically gross freaks) from being investigated by the group. Security went overboard, and contributers suspected contributors, monitoring their every move on the walls, scanning every scrawl, marking every monologue, processing every penciling. TSP was forced, much to his sadness and to the site's, to cancel Top Agent forever. Unfortunately, he forgot to head on to the golden boards where the doctrines were kept and erase the "no magic" laws and other things from the TA era.

This proved a problem. Coupled with the secret anger of promotions and the absurd laws, a villain known only by the moniker "Alpha G" criticized the rules. He was banned immediantly thanks to a large and complex behemoth machine TSP had been operating for over a year (this was pre-deletion rod).

TO BE CONTINUED!

Involvement
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Trivia
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