User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Ha, I still got it! - Whoot's Blog Entry/@comment-113335-20090719210135

Boy, he had an "I HEART NOOB FACE" bumper sticker! With one swift move, he coulda wiped mah regime off the map! Besides, I'm in a nursin' home, that's pretty darn close to a mental institution.

How did I know that that little puffle was gonna get squished by that rock? Not my fault, I was after the machinary...

After the lab destruction, that old puffle sic Speeddasher and he tried to SHAVE MAH MUSTACHE AND BEAT UP MAH FRIENDS ARMY! We all have somethin' ta take pride in, for me, it's mah mustache and mah army. They're like my friends.......... ya know, right before we lost the war, I had all of my army locked in a Bunker with meh, until they started to sing. Three days of that and I HAD ta surrender!

Anyway, attackin mah army is really bad, but shavin' mah mustache... uh-uh. He was locked in jail, deserved it too. That taught him ta send an experient after ME!

As for Speeddasher, ya know tha story. I had him locked in suspended animation, where he made a great centerpiece for my room after I got out of my *shivers* punishment....

Eventually, though, he escaped tha chamber and went after you.

--Whoot Smackler Whoot