User blog comment:TurtleShroom/Websites Get You Down? - Here's an Item to Brighten Your Day... Mateys!/@comment-113335-20090919192209

I DASN'T CARE IF YE BE TH' EMPEROR O' A LILY LIVERED FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YE WILL SINK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

I also like "Ye tooks th' words ri' ou' o' me bung hole". That was funny.

Also, look at: "Her an' Lightpuffle are enemies, though they rarely see eachother. Mabel has once said t' Lightpuffle that he's a 'No-eyed freak'. Lightpuffle then scooted off, with no notice o' the proud beauty's insult. It resulted 'n a hammer smash on the powder monkey's head."

ARRGH:


 * Danny: Wake up! You were shoutin' "Heelp!"


 * Clyde: (breathlessly) I had a dream 'bout Mabel playin' the violin all the time!


 * Danny: Actually, the lass IS playin' it.

"Ooh, that looks scurvy, this onion should soothe the swellin'!"

ARRGH!

 -- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 19:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)  