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Summary
Just a mere pipe organ, you say? How could this thing hold power?

This is not just a pipe organ. This is the Narrator's Master Computer.

This computer, in the shape of a pipe organ, controls everything.

It controls your existence, your actions, YOU!

He who types in this thing CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE (well, at least this wiki's universe)!

Whosoever sits at this mighty console has the ultimate power in the Fanon realm.

With a mere press of a key on this computer's keyboard, you could rewrite history, destroy Mabel, make legions of creatures sing and dance, destory Mabel, create new species that amaze and astound, DESTROY MABEL!

The COC is the limit! THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL ITEM IN THE UNIVERSE!

...and who sits at this console? Who writes history, controls your actions, holds the very fabric of the universe on a PC monitor?

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HANDLE THIS POWER?!

...Mayor McFlapp.

It is that crazy bird. The one with the "bally" accent.

MAYOR MCFLAPP IS THE MOST POWERFUL CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE!

With this organ, he controls Darktan, the GourdZoid Council Hall, even Professor Shroomsky and Link!

IT'S THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY THEORY IN HISTORY!