MHS-GEEZER

Micro Hard and Soft's Gloriously Execellent, Efficient, and Zealously Enterprising Renderer, or better known as MHS-GEEZER or just GEEZER, is a command-line interface embedded as the core of the OS in all modern Doors computers excluding NT. Originally called SF-Eighty Six!, it was a Quick and Dirty program slapped together by a bunch of nerds in 1984 in the then-new quest to create a better operating system.

No Doors OS can run without MHS-GEEZER. In the system itself, MHS-GEEZER can be found as a hidden/system file called GEEZR.sys and as an application under the name of OLDMAN.EXE.

Penguin OS fans love to ridicule Doors because it still depends on such old kernels and command lines, and this mockery has yet to be countered by MHS fans simply because it is true. MHS-GEEZER is still the underlying core that all of the fancy Doors- except NT -base their existance upon, and the OS is built on top of GEEZER.

SF-Eighty Six!
Before there was MHS-GEEZER, the item was called SF-Eighty Six!. It was invented by a group of bright-eyed nerds back in 1984, under the corporate banner of Skeedaddle and Friends. These nerds, by modern standards, would be considered Dorkugese.

In 1980, the first King of Colonial Antarctica laid a reward of ten pounds of pure gold for anyone who could develop a computer operating system and teach him how to use it. This King was a forward-thinker. His many advisors and royal governors scoffed at the idea. Still, the reward was set.

Skeedaddle and Friends decided to be the answer to this call. For four years after, they programmed and developed an operating system literally fit for a king. This command-line interface was a very simple one, but amazing for its time and functional on any machine that could read the proper storage medium that the OS was stored on.

These nerds presented their creation to the King, who had it installed on his state-of-the-art computer. The nerds walked him through it, and eventually, the King mastered the console. The nerds had written a word processing program for the King, as well. The King wrote his decree of completion and transfer of the reward using this software.

Now rich, Skeedaddle and Friends comemercialized SF-Eighty Six! and it became a hit amongst the small computer using base of penguins and others.

MHS-GEEZER
However, like many successful businesses, Skeedaddle and Friends was gobbled up by Micro Hard and Soft in 1990 for the sum of 1,000,000 Finwes.

Now the sole owner of SF-Eighty Six!, MHS began to edit and tweak its code just in time to bundle it with the first ever Doors operating system. They, of course, presented it as their own idea, not crediting Skeedaddle and Friends for doing most, if not all, of the work. Rebranded MHS-GEEZER, it was shipped with Doors 1.0 as soon as it was taken out of beta mode.

Like the early Doors, it didn't really take off. However, with the successful marketing of Doors 3.1, MHS soon became a computer juggernaut.

To this day, every version of Doors- from 1.0 to 2008 and onwards -still requires MHS-GEEZER to operate.

Improvements to accomodate modern UI
Over the years, MHS-GEEZER has been upgraded to accomodate for modern computing neccessities, like layers of folders over nine units deep.

However, to this day, no MHS goon has been able to conquer the 8.3 filename threshold. Hackers have, though, made a workaround, but this is unofficial.

Penguin OS criticism
Penguin OS nerds love to point and laugh at the Doors line for still depending on such an old-timey base. They love to point out that underneath the sleak, fancy modern GUI lurks a rickety old command-line system that can not even handle long file names. The name "GEEZER", meaning an old man, also comes into play as an insult.

Trivia

 * This is a loose parody of 86-DOS and MS-DOS.