Absolute Thespian Islet (story)

''The screen fades from black. We see, from a distance, a beautiful island with various buildings and an unbelievably tall cliff. The camera pans around this island and begins to zoom closer to the dock.''

As the camera slowly moves in, we see titles appear on the screen.

THE VON INJOFACE CENTER FOR THE ENDOWMENT OF THE ARTS AND

CULTURE     

The dock comes closer still.

IN CONJUNCTION WITH AMPERSAND PUBLISHING, INC.    



-AND FROM CONTRIBUTIONS FROM VIEWERS LIKE YOU,

PROUDLY PRESENTS...

The logo fades onto the screen.



''As the logo fades out, we finally zoom up to the dock, where we see an odd puffle. This puffle has jet-black hair and a pair of glasses with a sly grin on his face.''

"Bros! ...-and... uh, sisters!...-and the other unwashed masses who have tuned in! I bid you welcome! My name is Charles Maniaca von Injoface, and I am your host for this show. Join me, if you dare, as we embark on a perilous quest and put fourteen guys and gals through the most extensive and terrifying challenges that I can legally perform under Lichenblossom law!"

Charles turned to the camera and grinned, showing his brilliant white teeth.

"Yes, this is indeed a thrilling show. However, only one will walk away with the cash. Everyone else will be thrown out with nothing but their name on the TV for a few weeks. These campers, guests on my private island- that's right -will be put through vigorous stunts and adventures in the quest for TEN MILLION CLUB PENGUIN COINS! ...-but who will get it? Who will get the bragging rights, the cash, the glory? ...-and who will go home to their mama in a handbasket? I bid you to come and join me as we find out, on..."

"ABSOLUTE..."

The camera zooms out a bit, showing the whole dock.

"THESPIAN..."

The camera zooms out a bit more to show the campgrounds and forest.

"ISLET!!"

''The camera zooms out entirely, showing the entire front of Charles' island. In the back, you can see his illustrious mansion's roof just barely sticking up over the horizon.''

The theme music for ATI plays. You may need to install this tiny, BOSS-approved program to play this and any other .OGG files on the database.