User:TurtleShroom/TurtleShroom Productions/Idea Market

TURTLESHROOM PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS:



Welcome to my Idea Market! This is the shop I have installed where you may purcahes my suggestions, parody ideas, expansion requests, synonym generators, and more. Please refrain to my employee, Buying Mushroom Boy (BMB), for the rundown.  

TurtleShroom's Wares
BMB: Thank you for choosing TurtleShroom for all of your idea needs. Choose an item from the sh-, pardon, click an item to be directed to that particular area of the store.


 * Thesaurus-anator
 * BMB: another member of staff will assist you in purchasing TurtleShroom's world-renowned thesaurus skills. Submit any phrase and he will scan the Internet, searching for synonyms to fit your tale. Fifty Coi-, umm, Wiki currency per word, but "The", "and", and any conjunction or article word are ABSOLUTELY FREE!


 * Image Laboratory
 * BMB: TurtleShroom has a good imagination, having helped clients like Iron Walrus and Speeddasher (in suspended animation). You can purchase his skills here. 110 Coi, gah, Wiki Currency per image, guarenteed to have lovable and unique characters... like me! He will also do places, specific events, and an image documenting a happening in the story. Logos and covers are 80 coins.


 * Browse the Article Writing section.


 * BMB: For various prices, my human friend will write articles for you. He's infamous for writing a solid HQA 1 or 2 if he knows what he is doing (in one sitting). IMAGE INCLUDED! Act now and recieve five Wiki Currencies off your next purchase!
 * Specific Ideas fall under the following ailes:
 * CHARACTERS
 * 110 coins each. IMAGE INCLUDED.
 * ROOMS
 * 90 coins each. IMAGE INCLUDED.
 * ITEMS
 * 45 coins each. IMAGE INCLUDED.
 * BAD EVENTS
 * 100 coins each. IMAGE NOT INCLUDED.
 * NAME SUGGESTIONS
 * 15 coins each. IMAGE INCLUDED.
 * THEME SONG GENERATOR
 * 75 coins each (for labor). Covers national anthems, royal anthems, and character theme tunes. TS will choose your song based on article trext, context, images, and what you describe.

SWEEPSTAKES
P.S.: In many cases, TurtleShroom makes allusions toward televison shows, video games, anything in popular culture. If you can somehow discover popular culture/media reference in any TS article or contribution, you will recieve a coupon for a FREE SERVICE in my shop! The item must be subtle, but referenced. For instance, the phrase "Zeeboe" was used in both "I-Carly" and "Monster Buster Club". Referencing either and pointing where will win you a coupon. TS must be able to confirm he indeed referenced it intentionally. Coupons NEVER EXPIRE and can be used on anything in the Shop! It's worth it and TS enjoys that sort of thing!

MEET THE STAFF

 * Meet Buying Mushroom Boy

NO REFUNDS!

HAVE FUN! -- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 01:25, 21 August 2009 (UTC)