Mecha Goons

The Mecha Goons are an unofficial intelligence agency slash police force. They are led by the mysterious Mecha Baron, and their goal is to track down and eliminate all injustice in the Antarctic continent, without assistance from government agencies like the EPF.

Any attempts by federal governments to detain the Mechas have only been met with large bribes, so no one really ever interferes with their work.

History and Members
The Mecha Goons were founded by Lord Harold von Injoface, aka Mecha Baron, in late 2000, at the end of the Revolutionary War and the start of the USA. The initial members of the group were Aviator G, the baron's personal butler, and Sergeant Volt, a longtime friend of Mecha Baron. The three set out to recruit an elite team of warriors that could fight their way through any mission.

The first to be recruited was Knicicle Goon, a Sparkan who (uniquely) fought with a Knicicle. This allowed him to constantly melt and reshape his weapon (though very slowly) to suit his needs. After a demonstration of his abilities, the baron was impressed and, upon Knicicle's signing of the entry contract, gave him a dual blowtorch/mist-sprayer, allowing him to change the shape of his weapon much more rapidly and efficiently.

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Personalities and Roles

 * Mecha Baron (real name: Lord Harold von Injoface) -- The mysterious leader and founder of the group. Mecha Baron is very cold and calculated, always thinking of plans to take out various crime rings and shady organizations. He tends to focus on the big picture and formulate master plans that tie all the entire group's operations together. Mecha Baron is also very rich and provides much of the funding for the group's projects.


 * Aviator G (real name: Gil) -- The butler and assistant of Mecha Baron. Aviator G aspires to get a pilot's license, which is why he is nicknamed "Aviator". Aviator G is a Waddle G, and is thus very obedient and loyal to Mecha Baron and the group. Unfortunately, he's also clumsy and annoying, and can sometimes get the Goons into sticky situations, a lot like Rookie. Nevertheless, he is skilled with his hands and has built many robots and devices to assist the group on their travels. Mop Goon was created by him as a robotic janitor for the Voulge, before Sergeant Volt modified him to shoot mops at intruders.


 * Sergeant Volt (real name: James Blitherin Volt III) -- A friend of Mecha Baron who assisted him in creating electronically-controlled weapons that revolutionized the world of warfare. Volt is a former electrical engineer and soldier of the Colonial Antarctica Revolutionist group. He is very fierce and aggressive and often bosses the Goons around in order to get his way. Volt is also obsessed with destroying the opposition, sometimes taking skirmishes too seriously and ordering the complete, absolute destruction of the enemy, even if it is time-wasting and unnecessary. He fights with an electrolaser, which uses a laser to create a plasma channel, then sends an electric current through the channel to the target. Volt's electrolaser can be used to disable electronic devices and knock out enemies, but it is unsafe to use it during a thunderstorm.


 * Knicicle Goon (real name: pending) -- A tough, serious Sparkan who serves as the second-in-command to Mecha Baron and Sergeant Volt. He commands all the other Goons during missions, and plans out the details of every single operation the Mecha Goons undertake. In contrast to Mecha Baron, who lays out the master plans, Knicicle Goon is more concerned with the details of every mission. He fights with a Knicicle, and his gadget is a dual blowtorch/mist-sprayer. The blowtorch melts parts of the Knicicle, while the mist sprayer sprays a fine mist of supercooled water, which freezes onto the Knicicle instantly. This allows Knicicle Goon to reshape his weapon frequently.

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Involvement
The Mecha Goons are after just about every single crime ring, illegal organization, and evildoing group in the Antarctic. They work by analyzing the relationships between their targets and the local economy. Then they initiate a devious plan, weakening certain areas of the relationship system and creating tensions within the criminal organization, until the target loses stability and is exposed and/or dissolved. The group relies on psychological warfare (like propaganda and disinformation) to trick their targets into believing certain ideas and thus influencing their choices, as well as manipulating the economy in ways that are mostly harmful to the target organization and have small effects on the public.

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Trivia

 * They are a parody of the Meta-Knights from the Kirby series.
 * The only organization that is not in danger from the Mecha Goons is the UPM. This is likely due to Aviator G not wanting his race to be disturbed or harmed, since they are an integral part of Bugzy's forces.
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