Great Snowzerland War III

The Great Snowzerland War III was the Final Great Snowzerland War that occurred. It was the most epic and destructive war in the series.....thanks to Ben Hun and his Hershee Chocolate.

Prologue
Swiss Ninja was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast with his family. It was Sunday, which meant that the Special Sunday Newspaper Edtition of The Neue Zürcher Zeitung. (The Canton's Official Newspaper) His wife, Maddieworld, was cooking the food, while Bellina, Jessica, Ninja Wraith, and Griante were in their rooms. Swiss read around the Headlines, seeing what was new and what the people's complaints or compliments where.

Swiss:"Things are going well in the Country, dear."

Maddieworld:"That's Good. What's going on Internationally?"

Swiss:"Hold on, let me get that section..."

Swiss pulled it out to see the first headline in bold letters:

Hershee Chocolate Sells It's One Billionth Chocolate Bar!

Swiss glared as he read the article. Then he screamed.

Swiss:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Maddie:"What's Wrong, Swiss?"

Swiss:"Oh, that Ben Hun is trying to outcompete Snowzerland's Chocolate! Chocolate was OUR national Product! When someone thinks of Chocolate, they need to think of SNOWZERLAND, not HERSHEE."

Maddie:"Don't you mean They need to think of You, not Ben Hun?"

Swiss:"Perhaps...."

SN's Father, Red River 2, came into the kitchen.

Red:"Mornin' Everyone. Can You make some coffee for me, Maddie?"

Maddie:"Sure.."

Red:"Thanks.... Hey Swiss, you seem downcast."

Swiss:"I am. That dreaded Ben Hun is at it again with my Patience."

Red:"Ok....Well, you better get at it with your chocolate companies and start making a better Chocolate product again...."

Swiss:"No, No, that's a Terrible Idea. I will get my revenge on Ben Hun instead."

Red sighed.

Red:"This isn't a good sign..."

A couple of hours later, Swiss was in his private library with Austin8310, who was sitting in a Chair. The Library door was locked, and Swiss was pacing across the large room frantically. Austin sat in the comfortable chair and sipped a cup of tea.

Swiss:"What should we do....What should we do?"

Austin:"Stop pacing like that, maybe?"

Swiss:"Not Funny."

Austin:"You could use an Invasion then. Blow the chocolate factories sky high! KABOOM!"

Swiss:"Brilliant."

Austin:"Although, Many Penguins will hate you for destroying the Hershee Factories. Some Penguins love their Products..."

Swiss:"That's where you come in."

Austin:"Huh?"

Swiss:"I'll have you secretly infiltrate one of the factories. Find out the Secret Recipies, bring them back to me, and we will raid the Factories."

Austin:"So where are the factories?"

Swiss:"I hear there's one in West Pengolia. I will provide you the airfare tickets, but the Factory Disguise is something that you will have to get yourself."

Austin:"Do I have to go there? West Pengolia? Erm..."

Swiss:"That's my order."

Austin:"Alright..."

One Mission later, (It was completed the same day) Austin Ran Into the War Planning Room with the Recipies in his hands. Swiss was discussing his plans with his top Generals.

Austin:"I have the Recipies!"

Swiss:"Excellent! Hand them over..."

Just about when Austin was going to give them to SN, a Gust of wind came into the room blowing the cards out of Austin's Flippers and into the Fireplace.

Austin:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Swiss:"Big Deal. Those were worthless recipies anyways...."

Austin: O_O

Swiss:"What?"

Austin:"If those things were worthless, then why did I risk my life to get them for you?"

Swiss:"I only thought it would make you happy to put those recipies into Snowzerland's Chocolate."

Austin:"Ugh. Nevermind it then."

Luckily, Austin had memorised the Recipies, but decided not to tell Swiss.

Swiss:"Alright, Men. We have agreed on our battle plans, so now our attacks can take place when it's time."

Everyone got up out of their seats and exited the room.

Austin:"What's the Battle Plan?"

Swiss:"It's going to be a surprise!"

Austin:"I have a really, REALLY bad feeling about this..."

Chapter 1:Chocolate Chaos
SN's Attacks were carried out by B-2 Spirit aircraft that flew to almost every single Hershee's Factory there was, and all this occured at night, around 11:00 PM. The aircraft dropped bombs into the factory's Chocolate Vats, ending up in a sticky Chocolate Mess. Fires also sprung up as well. Only one survived the mess. Police officers were already on the case, guarding the surviving one, before the airplanes got there. They had no choice but to leave.

The Next Morning....

The News Channel of Eastshield began to air.

Anchorwoman:"Breaking News from across the Antarctic today, as many Heshee's Chocolate Factories across the Antarctic have been bombed."

Anchorman:"At around 11:00 PM, last night, Unknown military aircraft bombarded Hershee's Chocolate Factories across the continent"

Anchorwoman:"Yes, and only one factory remains."

Anchorman:"Coming live from one of the factories in the Finestade Land, our crew was able to get some news about what happened."

Reporter:"Thanks. According to the Finestade Police, the attack was a bombing that occured at night, about 11:00 PM. The Bomb was dropped into the Factory's Chocolate Vat, and the vat exploded, leaving the surrounding areas a chocolate mess. There also was a report of a fire that also occured."

Anchorwoman:"Facinating. Do we know who bombed the factory, and what is left of the factory?"

Reporter: I don't know but maybe we can find out from Finstade Land's King, His Majesty Akbaboy, but we do know that there is nothing left of the Factory.

Akbaboy: Am I on news? Coool. But anyways, I caught footage of the bomber airplanes. It seems that Snoss aircraft were in it, along with Swiss and Austin. They made the plan to make Hershee Chocolate defunct.

Reporter: OK. Do you know any information about these two men, Swiss and Austin?

Akbaboy: Yes. Full name Swiss Ninja Hochstadt is the egoistical kaiser of Snowzerland. He is a high penguin and has been trying to kill his brother Fisch. He's married to Maddieworld. Full name Austin8610 is a Khanz mercenary and a former Neo-Naughtzee and MOOCE member, with connections to the UPM. He seems to be trying to cause havoc for Swiss Ninja, such as the Ninjahopper incident. He has a brother named Jacques Devecter who is a Khanz but has a personality opposite from a Khanz. Supposedly, he has two other brothers, and is a criminal in Dorkugal and the Finestead Land.

Reporter:"Do you exactly know why Kaiser Swiss Ninja did order these attacks?"

Akbaboy:"SN's hates Hershee's Chocolate for trying to compete with Snowzerland's Chocolate..."

Reporter:"Do you think that this act was driven by the Chocolate companies of Snowzerland?"

Akba:"Possibly. I am not sure. But, most likely, yes!"

Reporter:"This isn't the first time the Kaiser has done international Damage, has he?"

Akba:"No. He has started Two Wars."

Reporter:"Ah yes, we remember. Those Great Snowzerland Wars. Back to you guys at the Station!"

Anchorman:"Thank you, reporter with this informative report."

Anchorwoman: "We will keep you up to date on this story. In other news..."

Ben Hun was visiting West Pengolia because he was supposed to deliver a speech to the Factory Workers on the Company's Success. Little did he know of the incident....until he actually got to the site.

Ben Hun:"AAAHH! What happened to my precious factory?"

Ben's Cell Phone rang. It was Akbaboy.

Akbaboy:"While everyone was asleep, all of the Hershee Factories in the Antarctic except for one were destroyed by Bombs."

Ben:"SWISS NINJA!!!"

Akbaboy:"Who else could it be?"

A knock was heard on Fisch's Igloo door.

Fisch opened it to find Jock, Piper, Fuut-Ga, and Corai.

Fisch:"What are you guys doing here this early?"

Jock:"SN Has Bombed all except one Hershee Factory!"

Fisch:"I knew that he was going to do that sooner or later."

Fuut Ga:"What shall we do?"

Fisch:"What is there to do? He just bombed a bunch of factories. We can't stop him anymore."

Fuut Ga:"By Jove, I have a feeling that this action is a foreshadowing of something terrible...."

Corai:"Of What?"

Fuut Ga:"I'm...Not sure. I just know that it's bad."

Fisch:"I'm not taking any actions on Swiss unless I really need to. Now, Are we all ready for our Trip to South Pole City?"

Akbaboy was suddenly running towards them like he had to go to the bathroom.

Akbaboy: TERRIBLE NEWS!

Fisch: We heard. Swiss bombed the Hershee factories.

Akbaboy: Not that!

Corai: Then what?

Akbaboy: Swiss bombed all the Hershee factories except one.

Fisch: I just said that!

Akbaboy: I said almost. You said all.

Jock: ...

Akbaboy: Where's Piper? I have a present for him.

Piper hopped off of Jock's Shoulder.

Piper:"I'm here. Whatcha got for me?"

Akbaboy opened the present and revealed that it was a shovel.

Piper: A shovel?

Akbaboy took it out and started walking towards him.

Piper:"Uh Oh...."

Akbaboy whacked Piper upside the head.

Piper:"Mother? Is that you??"

Akbaboy whacked him again except harder.

Piper: 1|V|4 57200|)31!!!

Akbaboy whacked him a third time.

Piper fainted.

Once Again, SN was sitting at the Breakfast Table reading the Newspaper. Austin, who was staying at the Castle for the Night, walked into the kitchen.

Austin:"Mornin' Everyone."

Swiss:"Good Morning to you, Austin! WE DID IT! WE DESTROYED ALL THE FACTORIES!"

Austin:"Except one."

Swiss:"Wait, What?"

Ausin:"The Headline says that all the Factories Except one where destroyed."

Swiss:"AUGH."

Austin:"And it also seems that Akbaboy already has us as suspects...."

Swiss:"Nevermind that, I have better plans. I think Me and my army are ready to take Antarctica Over Once again!!!!"

Austin:"Don't you mean 'My army and I'? Even I know that's the correct Grammatical Phrase."

Swiss:"I always come first."

Austin:"Oh Yeah...I forgot."

Red:"Swiss, aren't you happy with the land you already have?"

Swiss:"What? Are you Crazy? I am never happy with what land I have. I need MORE!"

Austin sighed.

Austin:"I know exactly where this is going."

Chapter 2:Events at South Pole City
In SPC, The South Pole Council was having another meeting. Everyone was there, except for SN and Jsudsu9988, or any Snowzerland Represenative. Fisch, Piper, and Fuut Ga where honorary guests attending the meeting, since it involved Swiss Ninja.

Judge Xavier:"ORDUHHHHHHHHH! ORDUHHHHHHHH! We shall begin the meeting regarding the Snoss Bombing of Hershee's Chocolate Factories now."

Ben Hun:"SWISS WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!"

Explorer:"Pffft. Don't count on it. You know that he never will."

Sancho Monte Captio: I suggest sanctions against the Empire of Snowzerland. We will stop trading our resources with the nation to change it's behavior. The leader of Snowzerland can't just come in with their air bombers and and drop their bombs all over our industrial factories. This was probably driven by the Chocolate companies of the Snoss Empire.

Fisch:"Without a Doubt. Swiss would do anything to eliminate his competitors."

Suddenly, an distant explosion occured...

Corai:"What was that?"

Piper ran towards a window.

Piper:"Uh oh....It's the Snoss Bombers! They're Attacking the City!"

Everyone screamed in fear and began to panic.

Xavier:"We Need to evacuate the city! Everyone, head towards the airport!"

Piper:"Are you nuts? Those Bombers will destroy the commercial aircraft in a jiffy."

Fuut Ga:"Our best bet is to evacuate on foot..."

Another Explosion occured, only this time, it was a part of the City Wall. Snoss Ground Soldiers and War Bots began pouring into the city through that opening.

Fortunately, Ternville happened to be floating overhead.

Mayor McFlapp was watching the mayhem from the city outskirts. Suddenly, his cell phone rang.

"'Ello?"

"Mayor! This is Admiral Gee. Should we help our allies fend off Swiss Ninja's invasion?"

"WHAT?!?" shouted McFlapp. "I thought you were doing that already!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

Admiral Gee hung up and placed the telephone receiver back on its answering machine. He looked around the cockpit, then stared at his control console. It had a picture of an amoeba on it.

Suddenly, a tern came into the room.

"Sir!" he said. "The crew is ready for takeoff. What is your command?"

The puffin grinned.

"Start Engines 8 and 9 in vertical takeoff position, and empty the ballast tanks. We're going to kick some Snoss butt."

The AMOEBA was ready for battle.

A few minutes later...

Austin8310 in his personal bomber (with Swiss Ninja riding in it with him) was attacking the AMEOBA directly.

Swiss:"HIT IT! HIT IT! BOMB IT! BLOW IT UP!"

Austin:"I'm trying! The stupid thing doesn't have a single weak spot!"

Swiss:"Ooh, it's like me! I should get one of those!"

Austin:"WOULD YOU BE QUIET?!?"

Swiss:"Remember, I Am the boss here."

Austin:"YES, BUT I'M FLYING THE PLANE AND KEEPING US FROM BEING SHOT DOWN!"

Swiss:"Austin, how dare you talk to me like that!"

Austin shrieked and the plane crashed into the AMOEBA, sending Swiss and Austin sprawling onto the top of it.

The colossal blimp... er, zeppelin was now headed for the Snoss troops invading South Pole City. Any aircraft attempting to attack the AMOEBA were quickly shot down by the KEI Cannons, the Deletion Cannons, or the speedy MEAPs protecting the mobile fortress.

Suddenly, the ground Swiss and Austin were standing on began to rise.

"WHERE ARE WE?!?" screamed Swiss.

"HOW WOULD I KNOW?" shouted Austin.

It just so happened that the two were standing on the AMOEBA's gigantic heat ray. What a stroke of luck, huh?

PWEEEW!

"ACK! IT'S FIRING AT US!" shrieked Swiss.

The two cowered... but nothing happened. Austin looked down and stared at the heat ray.

"Nothing's coming out of it!"

Then they heard screams.

On the ground below, where the ray was targeted, the snow was melting into boiling water. Steam rose up and enveloped the soldiers invading SPC in a hot mist. Weapons were fried instantly, and clothing was burnt to ashes. The soldiers themselves weren't harmed, though, because Director Benny would have disapproved. The invading forces quickly scattered.

Austin yelled "I'LL DESTROY IT!" and started banging it rapidly with his shotgun.

Swiss:"I don't think that's going to do anything..."

CRACK!

Austin yelled again.

"I've done it! I've..."

He gasped. His shotgun was smashed in two. The heat ray hadn't even been scratched.

"CURSE YOU STINKIN TERN!!!!!"

The South Pole Council had ran out of the building to see the action.

Fuut Ga:"Is everyone ready to leave?"

Fisch:"NO. We are not leaving without a Fight."

Jock:"Alright. I'll gather the City folk. Fisch and the rest, Go and get some cannons, other weapons, and something to make a barricade."

A search later, Jock and the whole group set up the barricades. The armed Snoss Ground Soldiers came into view.

Jock:"FIRE!"

Piper took out his rapid fire rocket launcher, and began firing like crazy. Fisch and Jock were at a cannon, while Fuut Ga led a group of penguins with hand held weapons for a close combat fight. Suddenly, a black figure flew in the sky.

Ak: Get on, guys!

The Hochstadt gang got into the plane and started firing deletion missiles at the Snoss soldiers as well as Snowzer Cheese B.

Fuut-Ga:"No thanks. I am going to lead another group for a close Combat Battle."

The Snoss also had a lot of Snowzer Cheese with them as well. Explosions where occuring everywhere.

This Following Account of these events are in Fuut Ga's Point of View.

I was Kicking Snowzer Butt using the Ninja Skills that I have Trained to do for Many Years. However, I knew that the Snoss Troops Where too many. My Claustriphobia Kicked in. Suddenly, a Snowzer Cheese exploded nearby, and it knocked me unconcious.

Meanwhile, on the ground, more Snoss troops were advancing into the city through the hole. After their defeat at the hands of the AMOEBA's heat ray, they were now attempting to break the barricade the citizens had set up.

What the Snoss troops didn't notice was the MEAP fleet sneaking up behind them.

"This is Vermillion 2," said one pilot. "All missiles armed and ready for firing, over."

"Roger that," said another pilot. "Standby for release, on my mark. Three, two, one, FIRE!"

A swarm of Glue Missiles took off and soared through the air, aimed straight at the Snoss troops. They didn't hear it until it was too late...

SPLAT!

A huge, goopy mess covered the entire Snoss regiment. The soldiers were buried chest-deep in sticky yellow glue. Many tried to struggle free, but it was no use. Within a few minutes, the glue hardened and set. The Snoss troops were stuck.

Now they were sitting ducks for the MEAPs, which doused them in smoke. The troops who weren't stuck screamed and ran away.

Sadly, there was more Solders, who where now coming into the city by helicopter. By then, Austin and Swiss had gotten off the heat ray and Austin was commanding the troops.

"CHARGE! CHARGE! CHARGE!"

Swiss:"I don't think that's going to be very effective..."

Austin:"How should you know? I'm the military expert."

Fuut-Ga woke up, some time later. he was covered in Cheese.

Fuut Ga:"Gah! How long was I out?"

He wiped the Cheese off his Ninja uniform....

Fuut Ga:"Thank Goodness I'm not hurt."

He looked around. There was no one in the street. The sky looked gloomily gray, since storm clouds were coming in, and Ashes were everywhere. Explosions from continuing battles on the other sides of the city could be heard.

Fuut Ga:"Strange. It's quiet here. Too Quiet."

Fuut Ga knocked on the door of one of the buildings.

Fuut Ga:"Hello? Hello? Anyone there?....."

Nothing. He tried the other buildings. Still Nothing.

Fuut Ga:"It's like a Ghost Town."

rump...rump...rump...rump...

Fuut Ga:"Uh oh...It's the Snoss Soldiers...I gotta Hide!"

Fuut Ga ran the other way. He turned Invisible using his ninja suit while looking for a place to hide. Then, He spotted a telenacle.

Fuut Ga:"Perfect!"

Jock:"Fuut Ga!"

Fuut Ga:"Jock? Where are you?"

Jock:"Up here."

Jock brought down a rope ladder so that Fuut Ga could climb up into Akbaboy's aircraft.

Fuut Ga:"thanks. We need to get out of here."

Piper:"Lets Get back to the Downsview Airport. We'll use our Group Jet to fly us out of here."

Fisch:"Don't you remember that there's a war going on? They'll shoot us down!"

Piper:"They don't call me an ace pilot for nothing you know."

The Group switched planes. After clearance, Piper took off.

Piper:"Keep you seatbelts fastened...this is going to be a rough ride."

Akbaboy:"Enough with the Aviation terms already, I am..."

Piper made a steep turn as a Deletion Missle Flew by.

Akba:"Err...Nevermind for now..."

Jock:"Piper, take us back to Frostize...where at least there's some peace."

The AMOEBA was now floating over the city. Mayor McFlapp, who had teleported onboard, was preparing a crazy plan.

"Fill up the ballast tanks halfway!" he commanded. "We're going to land!"

"But sir," objected another tern, "the citizens need us in the air!"

"That's an order!" retorted the Mayor. "And fasten your seatbelt, we're going for a ride!"

Admiral Gee suddenly realized what the mayor was up to. Grinning, he added, "Rotate Engines 8 and 9 skyward, then ignite! I want full downward thrust!"

The Snoss troops were caught off guard. Without warning, the airship suddenly plunged downwards.

"RUN! WE'RE GONNA BE CRUSHED!"

But it was too late. The AMOEBA crashed into the ground, flattening all the troops. Swiss Ninja and Austin were sent flying.

The airship composed itself and bounced back upwards, then plummeted down again to smash the remaining troops.

As he led his disheveled, bruised troops away, Swiss Ninja declared, "I'LL BE BACK, CRETINS!"

"Yeah, right," muttered Admiral Gee. At the flip of a switch, a missile filled with laughing gas was fired at the retreating troops.

Laughter resounded into the night as the Snoss soldiers, now hooting and rolling on the ground, slowly moved away from South Pole City.

Chapter 3:Stop Swiss!
After a couple hours, Piper was able to land at the Frostize International Airport. Once it parked, everyone went out to stretch their legs and flippers.

Jock:"Geez. I'm not in the mood for a war right now..."

Fisch:"Sometimes things happen when you least expect it..."

To be Continued....