Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington was born... check that up on the other wikipedia, cause honestly. This job is depressing. Okay, moving on. Karl monitor is on, he just sent me some notes. Here, have a listen:

"Okay, so emm... where do I start. Hamburger, cheese, sandwich, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Moore, Jessie J, Barack Obama, Batman, that man with the uptone voice. These are all things that rhyme with Life. Like, pife. Mife, wife. Yeah. So... Hallo?"

"Okay, seriously. How did I even get here? Honestly, 1974 in a nutshell. And this is me in a nutshell. AAH, HELP! I AM IN A NUTSHELL!"

"Box."

"Boxes."

"Pants."

"Pantses."

Enough, Karl. Cave Johnson, we're done here. Signing off.