Waffle Goon

Waffle Goon is a Mecha Goon. It's main purpose is to keep Gil away from Mecha Baron and Sergeant Volt, and it is very effective at that. Also, it can do espianoge.

Chapter One: WAFFLEZ!
Mecha Baron and Sergeant Volt were sitting at a table, discussing plans for their next offer.

Volt: I think it's a good offer to help XeXeXe, but he's too involved with THAT STINKING KERBPUFF! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mecha Baron: Oh, I think that's---

Gil:"LISTENING IS FUN!"

Volt: Aviator Gil?!? What're you doing here?!?

Gil:"Listening! It brings warmth to my heart!"

Mecha Baron: "Gil, can you please leave us alone? We're discussing buisness."

Gil:"I DEMAND WAFFLES!"

Volt: GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Mecha Baron: Great, now he's never gonna leave.

Gil: IS THERE AN ARTICLE TO BACK UP YOUR STATEMENT?!?"

Volt: YES THERE IS! You're annoying, this is OUR conference, and I want you to go away!

Gil crossed his arms.

"I didn't think so. I DEMAND WAFFLES!"

Mecha Baron:"Fine."

He grabbed a waffle and hurled it down the hallway. Gil gave a shriek of pleasure and bounded after it.

Volt: Finally, he's gone. Now what about--

He was interuppted by Gil, who had just ran through the hallway, his mouth covered in syrup.

Gil: I DEMAND MORE WAFFLES!

Mecha Baron and Volt: NO!

Gil: HAND OVER THE WAFFLES AND NOBODY GETS INCAPITATED!

Volt nervously backed away as Gil glared at him.

Three Very Miserable Hours Later

Gil had finally fallen asleep, after eating about 20 waffles. Sargeant Volt and Mecha Baron were not happy.

Volt: I wish there was some way to GET RID OF HIM!

Mecha Baron: Are you kidding? He's the best butler I've ever had.

Volt: But he's so ANNOYING!

Mecha Baron: Hey...do you think you could design a mechanical waffle that could run around? He'd chase it for as long as it was still moving!

Volt: Heyy, that's actually a pretty good idea.

And so, Waffle Goon was created. After that, Volt added some modifications, and it can now camoflauge and do spying for the crew. After all, who expects a waffle to spy on them?

Trivia

 * It has Aviator G's teeth marks on it. Seriously.

Internal Links

 * Mecha Goons
 * Gil
 * Sergeant Volt