User:TurtleShroom

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Hello! I am TurtleShroom, a frequent editor on this wiki. I dispise swearing, enjoy writing articles, love the COC, and I am a Christian. I'm not ashamed to say that, and I do testify my faith on YouTube (well, used to, until parental monitoring banned YT comments altogether). I won't do it much here (it's against the COC), but I would like to inform you of it, since my faith is unwavering.

This is my CPFW user page, as you can probably tell. If you want a much better description of me, please see my user page on the CPW.



Chairs were everywhere around my helicopter at the Anti Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Wiki.

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Wiki Videos
If, on the rare occasion I relenquish my dignity and embarrass myself by posting a video consisting of nothing but CPFW characters, items and themes, you're bound to find it here.

Video:Take the Stinking Census - TurtleShroom Public Service Announcement|TAKE THE STINKING CENSUS. TAKE IT. Video:Little Drummer Boy... Next Door - Special 1337 Str00del Edition|I made this. Video:'Twas the Wiki at Christmas - CPFW|I made this. My voice stinks. Video:All I Want for Christmas is You - Starring Walrus - Part of Christmas in July - FEATURING MULTIPLE CPFW CHARACTERS|I made this as well. Starring Walrus. Video:Second Term - CPW Satire|Everyone has to mock themselves sometimes. Look for "KISS THE FUHRER" and Tigernose getting slapped! Video:CPFW Meme Advertisement: You DARE Not Agree with TurtleShroom (penguin)?|What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH?! Video:CPFW Meme: the Reason Why the BOF Doesn't Use that Elevator|Director Benny is investigating an elevator that broke when the Bureau of Fiction was instated. No one ever bothered to fix it. They simply went to the next elevator down. Benny, in a bad mood because of Mayor McFlapp damaging the color and sound of the area, decides to finally figure out why. As he investigates, something unnerving rises up the shaft... Video:CPFW Meme: DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?!|Chocolate? Did you say CHOCOLATE?!

--TurtleShroom

See Turtle and Shroom for the two characters that I represent in Antarctica. See also TurtleShroom (penguin), MobileShroom, Tortugadesetas, and Holyberden.

Polls
"No man can be bored, for he who owns a computer owns a portal to infinite playtime, and equally infinite stupidity." - Me.

My quotes are awesome (not really).

I plan on taking over (adopting) the Mario Fanon Wiki. Will you assist me in expanding it? Yes No Mari-what?

As you know, I am one of many leaders of this site. How would you grade my overall performance? A B C D F BOO, YOU STINK! YOU MUST BE BANNED!

Do You Want Triskelle Back? (vote no and Mabel will spam you with hate mail) YES! YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!! Please, come back! PLEASE! We need you, we are sorry, PLEASE COME BACK!! No. (Mabel will find you!)

So, I've heard you like Mudkips. Is this true? Yes No

What this Internet-Phenomonon based question random in your opinion? Yes No I like turtles.

Do you play Club Penguin? Yes No

Do you think I need a life? I think so, and do not take offense if you agree. YES! No.

Do you like Mabel? Who doesn't? YES! I'M IN THE MMK! YES! I AM HER #1 FAN! Yes No ARE YOU KIDDING? Mabel? Why are you asking this?! Do YOU like Mabel?

So... what do you want to do today? Build a roller coaster. Install an artificial coastline in your back yard. Get sent to a state penitentiary because you got caught building a large structure, such as a roller coaster. Search for your missing platypus. I don't watch Phineas and Ferb.

Does this user page need more Balalaika? Yes! No. NO, IT NEEDS COWBELLS! I have yet to read the article. Then read it!

After seeing my polls, will you make some of your own? Yes! No!

What computer operating system do you use? Windows Macintosh Mobile Phone Linux

Which World Leader am I Most Like?
What world leader am I most like? KIM JONG IL: TS is in absolute, tyrannical, and non-bound-to-law power and will ban me if I misbehave. I HAVE to respect him or I get banned. GEORGE BUSH: TS is trying to do what he feels is right for the site, but his opinions vary greatly from the masses. BARACK OBAMA: ZOMG TS IS SO AWESOME AND HAS GREAT HOPE AND DREAMS AND IS AN AWESOME LEADER! ...then, TS turns out to be just another power man. F.D.R.: TS is a reformist, a liberator, a man of the people, and well-loved. (YEAH RIGHT!) ADOLF HITLER: TS rules thee, ignores thee, and crushes he who get-eth in his way. His way or the highway. QUEEN ELIZIBETH II: TS sits and watches with honor, dignity, and awesomeness, but his power is mainly ceremonial and of giving opinions. THE FEDERAL RESERVE: TS' ways are secretive, seem to be good, unpredictable, and more powerful thanb they truly seem. All secretly listen to or at least respect him. SOVIET RUSSIA: TS is all about the users, to death with hierarchy and bureaucracy! TS STANDS FOR YOU! JOSEPH STALIN: TS crushes anyone who disagrees with his policies but praises and lifts up those who agree with him. Get him out of here! MAO ZEDONG: TS is everywhere, TS is watching you, TS is oppressive, and TS hates change. He has been known to silence the opposition and post his will to every user and policy around. RIGGED PRESIDENT OF IRAN: TS got into power by corruption, bribes, and luck, and should not be in power at all. RULER OF THE MICRONATION OF SEALAND: TS? Who's TS? Is his power even existant?

TS' Schedule
As all of you know, I look as if I am highly unpredictable, appearing and disappearing at random.

However, I follow a surprisingly steady ritual in normality, courtesy of Autism and Obbsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Sunday Schedule
On the holy Sabbath, I run this.


 * On Sundays, I am at church from 9:45 AM to about 12:30 PM. From there, cousin in-law from 3:00 PM to 6:00 if he comes, and evening worship until about 7:30 PM, then dinner.


 * If on Vacation, negate this.

Eternal Invarients
The following never change unless I am on vacation.


 * By an eight year tradition, I travel to my great-grandmother's residence every Wednesday night for a feast and a time of peace with the wonderful old lady in question. She's such a blessing to me, so I halt most contributions other than perhaps one on the phone.


 * Finally, if I speak on the Shout Box, I AM on the site! You don't need to ask if I'm there, because I make an attempt to inform you of my departure if I am forewarned.


 * Bedtime/bath time occurs at exactly 9:30 PM, mandatory. 10:00 PM on Fridays.
 * In the summer, all electronics are shut off at 10:00 PM, mandatory. 10:30 PM on Fridays.

Hopefully, this will help all of you when I seemingly vanish.
 * After bedtime, I am forbidden to touch electronics in any circumstances until 6:00 AM the following morning. The process repeats again and again and again and again.....

In Case of Instant Shout Box Vanishing...

 * If I ever vanish right in the middle of an important or meaningful Shout Box discussion without warning, you are to assume the following:
 * Power outage. (VERY RARE)
 * Computer error. (PROBABLY)
 * Technical difficulty such as freezing. ( MOST LIKELY )
 * Computer restart. (ALSO HIGHLY LIKELY)
 * Parental orders on short notice, such as bedtime.
 * Punishment. (Rare)
 * Emergency, such as a tornado, death in the family, or other urgent matter (Slim chance if ever, though I live in a tornado-prone reigon and have an 89 year old great-grandmother).
 * Sudden request for an important out-in-the-town such as a movie, dinner, required shopping trip, groceries, ect.
 * Cousin-in-law visit.
 * Wednesday Great-grandmother ritual.

Summer
Summer is wild and variable to extremes. Here is what you can DEFINATELY count on.


 * Bedtime at 10:00 PM, 10:30 PM on Fridays.


 * Awakening, hygine and meals compeleted by 11:30 AM at any case.


 * Vacations will be announced. We have one seven day vacation annually.

In the Summer, we do more, hold parties, festivities, and random events. Our family invites others over, and we all have a grand old time the entire solstice. I vanish almost instantly (often without goodbyes) in this timespan with little to no warning. Family runions, random outings, restaurants and celebrations are abundant, not to mention my Birthday!

Any additions or clarifications may be requested on the talk page.

This schedule is subject to parental monitoring. By using this schedule you agree to not blame TS if he does not follow it. If you experience side effects, stop taking TS' schedule as fact and consult your professor immediantly. Your results may vary, all rights reserved.

Stupid Videos I Enjoy
If Tails did it, why can't I?

'''Any video I share here is, in accordnce my views, family friendly. Everything said or performed on the videos would appear on a children's network without much issue if the developers wanted to. The videos you see on this gallery are upheld to my high moral standards, and as such, meet my definition of clean. Anything you see here is something that I am comfortable watching.'''

Sit back and enjoy... just don't sit on any CCCHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSS.......

(Any possibly offensive word will be forewarned, I am only responsible for the links I provide, do not click related links and blame me if unholiness appears.)  LFvQ6hx9Iq8  ^ I'M A CHAIR. (contains the word referenced here)

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^ A video of THAT quality as madness.

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^ Though opinions may vary, I'm saving this for November 2010.



 tTYr3JuueF4  ^ I LIKE BIG BIBLES AND I CAN NOT LIE!! (when the rapper says, and if you're Catholic, there's even more [Bible books], he's referencing Lithurgy of the Saints, not more physical Books of the Bible. No religious inslts there.) I'd post more religious stuff, but this is not the place.    qx5hBVhg4Bk  ^ My favorite president is also a Ninja who ducks like the Matrix™. 

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^ One of my earlier favorited videos.

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^ This was the first video to ever catch the Yellow Puffle on tape, way back in 2007. It was used on the CPW as proof of the yellow puffle's existence.

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^ For those of you who have heard "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor", you were hearing a remix. THIS is the original version, 1912. Alternate lyrics, though.

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^ THE SECOND VIDEO I EVER FAVORITED. Epic win.

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^ Without any sort of religion violation, inbreeding, marrying relatives, or polygamy, here is how to become your own grandfather completely legally and without spoiling the gene pool. Very educating, facinating, really. No marraige of relatives needed.

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^ Never give lawyers a breakfast laden with sugar. On second thought, never give the judge, witnesses, or jurors anything like that either.

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^ Luigi and Weegee are seperate entieties. The two should never meet. If they do, here is an artist's conception of what will happen. <BR /> <BR /> BbNjlwAEJIA

^ Terrorist: Al-Qaeda will destroy you all, because you support Israel's "oppression" of Palesti- ...hey, why do I have subtitles? You can easily understand me, I speak perfect English. *(other terrorist speaks)* Hey, HE DOESN'T have subtitles!

Reporter: We're here live-

Terrorist: LOOK AT ME, I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES, YAH YAH YAH!

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^ Your graces (Yah)? Your graces (Yah)? Have your cathedrals got the buttress (oh yah!)? Then maintain it, maintain it, maintain that majestic buttress!

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^ I can't think of any witty comments. Just enjoy the gospel quartet praising Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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^ Words can not describe this, but I'll try anyway. Weird Al Yankovic remixes popular songs at the time of composure with traditional folk instruments. Also... GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! -*static*-

CTWDoWz_evs . ^ From an OCD man to you, here is what Big Brother advises you to do to not get sick. It's actually very good advice, seriously.

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^ When Bowser robs a bank of a reformed Koopa, only Mario can save the day by shooting a cork where it really hurts.

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^ SpongeBob SquarePants Sings "I Like to Move It, Move It". A must see for the entire family!

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^ If this commercial doesn't invoke any feeling of happiness, you are either a Gothguin or a member of Team Corvus.

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^ This would also happen if Explorer 767 attended an international diplomatic meeting.<BR />

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I feel into a burning ring of TTTEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXAAAASSSSSS.<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> WF0Vo-DAVxU

^ A wild BILL COSBY appeared!

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^ I'd mark this as Tortugadesetas' theme. This is from Tropico III, which is also my favorite computer game.

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^ FFFLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! <BR />

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SHOP!
User:TurtleShroom/TurtleShroom Productions/Idea Market

Extremism
''Marriage in the United States is to solely consist of the union of one man and one woman, of whom existed in that gender at birth. No benefits, fiscal or otherwise, bestowed upon this definition herein shall be extended towards any other form of relationship considered an alternative to marriage, nor shall such unions be recognized. Congress shall make no law criminalizing sexual orientation within itself, nor shall it abridge in the transfer of estate by will to a person of the same gender, nor shall it otherwise allow physical harm or deprivation of life or property, excluding the definition herein, without the due process of law, irregardless of sexual preference. All unions outside of this marriage shall be annulled, should this Amendment be properly ratified, within the next seven years.''

That's what I'd like in the Constitution, though the last sentance may be dropped.

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!
"'For God so loved the world, that he gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him may not parish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world can be saved.'"

-John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :)  :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!! † 15:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Other TurtleShroom Productions
A Sample of my other works.


 * Maven Grange (Pokemon Wiki), a computer nerd who was cursed (turned into a Spiritomb) for his obbsessions.


 * TurtleShroom Productions (YouTube)


 * TurtleShroom (CPW User Page)


 * A picture I took was used on a NEWS website!


 * Jones Johnson and the Tallest (Invader Zim Fanon Wiki), a quick story I whipped up to suggest, in-character, some policy changes to make the site's dictorial monarchy structure stable. I don't want their system to crash and burn.


 * NS TS Federal Creed (site withheld), a corny poem I wrote for a roleplay forum on a website that I can not link you to for COC reasons.


 * Jones Johnson (Invader Zim Fanon Wiki), an actual character, with image, that I contributed for the dying site. Please note that I personally hold a disdain to the actual Invader Zim series, though I love me a good story.

A Final Reminder...
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