User blog comment:Rocket Slug/How about a little fun with Mad Libs, eh?/@comment-1024726-20100324210058

I found an online mad-libs generator. I tried one mad libs and these were the strange results....

It can be tough to find a good hand sanitizer dispenser. There are so many places that sell the hand sanitizer dispenser that finding the right one is smelly work. But don't be discouraged! This guide will help you find the perfect hand sanitizer dispenser.

The best time to buy a(n) hand sanitizer dispenser is on a(n) Wednesday because this is when stores usually get their shipments from Liechtenstein, and you know your hand sanitizer dispenser will be fresh.

The hand sanitizer dispenser should be lame and delightful. Make sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is solid by tossing it in the air. Roll the hand sanitizer dispenser around in your hand. If the hand sanitizer dispenser is perfect, when you shake it gently it will make the same noise that microbes do. It's such a pretty sound.

After you have found the perfect hand sanitizer dispenser, use special care when taking it home. Ask the store to wrap it in a few layers of Slinkies. This will prevent it from gushing. When you get your hand sanitizer dispenser home, unwrap it slowly or it may explode.

Follow these instructions carefully, and you can shop successfully for the hand sanitizer dispenser of your dreams!