User:Kwiksilver/Burger Analogy

'''I made this in April, when Triskelle quit. I hereby lay out a subpage for your convenience.'''--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS- Someone set us up the bomb. 04:54, 5 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Bread--Triskelle
 * Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * Tomatoes---Awesome Articles
 * LettuceVillians (Darktan)
 * Meat---The core of the wiki.
 * PicklesLinks
 * Bread--Explorer

If Triskelle leaves, the wiki will look like this:
 * Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * Tomatoes---Awesome Articles
 * LettuceVillians (Darktan)
 * Meat---The core of the wiki.
 * PicklesLinks
 * Bread--Explorer

Triskelle deleted his articles, so the pickles have gone bad.
 * Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * Tomatoes---Awesome Articles
 * LettuceVillians (Darktan)
 * Meat---The core of the wiki.
 * Bad PicklesBroken Links, wanted pages.
 * Bread--Explorer

The Amulets are deleted, so Darktan vanishes, leaving only a tiny bit of lettuce.
 * Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * Tomatoes---Awesome Articles
 * Tiny bit of Lettuce-Villians (Without Darktan)
 * Meat---The core of the wiki.
 * Bad PicklesBroken Links, wanted pages.
 * Bread--Explorer

Users quit, so the wiki now looks like this:
 * Drop of Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * Tomatoes---Awesome Articles
 * Tiny bit of Lettuce-Villians (Without Darktan)
 * Meat---The core of the wiki.
 * Bad PicklesBroken Links, wanted pages.
 * Bread--Explorer

Triskelle's articles are deleted, as well as everybody else's, leaving only one tomato slice and holes in the meat:
 * Drop of Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * One Tomato slice-Less Awesome Articles
 * Tiny bit of Lettuce-Villians (Without Darktan)
 * Meat with big holes in it---The damaged core of the wiki.
 * Bad PicklesBroken Links, wanted pages.
 * Bread--Explorer

In conclusion, right now the wiki looks like this:
 * Drop of Sauce--Ultra Users, Super Sysops, Rocking Rollbacks, Beautiful Bureaucrats.
 * One Tomato slice-Less Awesome Articles
 * Tiny bit of Lettuce-Villians (Without Darktan)
 * Meat with big holes in it---The damaged core of the wiki.
 * Bad PicklesBroken Links, wanted pages.
 * Bread--Explorer

Tell me honestly, would you order that burger?

Please everybody, come back!!!!

-Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS 23:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)