User talk:Quiztron

IN REGARDS TO THE WIKI'S FUTURE
Okay, since I couldn't speak because the Shout Box went crazy, let me say it here.

When the Wiki moves, everything will be deleted by bot, protected by bot, and redirected to our new site... by bot.

All that will be left is one administrator-like bot that edits now and then to prevent adoption.

If you are so desperate to "have" this database, I'll strike you a deal. I will let YOU be that administrator that edits once every week or month to keep this site from adoption.

You will not "have" the wiki and you will not "have" the bot, but you WILL be able to make little edits to keep the site from starting all over. That service is an honor.

However, because I don't trust you in the slightest, you will not be a Bureaucrat, only a little administrator. Now, prepare as I bind you to a contract that, if you accept, will go into force when we are completely moved out.  

CONTRACT
REGARDING THE MAINTENANCE AND ANTI-ADOPTION MATTERS OF THE POST-TERN CLUB PENGUIN FANON WIKI ON WIKIA.

PREAMBLE
In times to come, the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki will completely and totally disattach itself from the Wikia Corporation. When the transition is successful, a bot user will be promoted to Bureaucrat and will exercise total deletion of all CPFW-remnants, and will replace all work with a redirect to the new site.  A second bot, also a bureaucrat, will then protect every remaining page and maintain this to prevent new editors on the Wikia branch of the CPFW. It will also edit every tag, template, header, and footer under Oasis to redirect, as will a few humans.  On the new wiki, a committee or group (or whatever, depending on the codes enforced on the new site) will be tasked with overseeing the Wikia branch and ensuring that the CPFW Wikia is prevented from growing or being any more than a giant redirect. Henceforth, this will always be called the "Committee". The Committee will also be vested with adminship to enforce the anti-adoption stances.  This contract has been formed because of the expressed interest of the post-tern site by a man under the handle of "Quiztron". Quiztron, henceforth addressed as the "Minion", will be bound to follow this Contract at all times. This Contract will henceforth be addressed as the "Contract".

ARTICLE ONE: DEFINITION OF THE MINION

 * For the purposes of this contract, the Minion is Quiztron. No sockpuppet, sockpuppeteer, or any one who owns or controls the user of Quiztron shall be bound or authorized by this contract. Only Quiztron, and Quiztron alone, may excercise the rights and powers as outlined herein.


 * Quiztron may not make a new account or use a different account to abide and use the Contract.


 * Failure to obey this will result in the Minion being subject to the punishments outlined within Article Give.

ARTICLE TWO: REQUIREMENTS OF THE MINION
The Minion, upon sucessful completion of Project Tern, shall be promoted to the position of "Sysop" on this Wikia version of the CPFW, and shall not exceed this position on the scale, nor be demoted unless in violation of this Contract.

The Minion is mandated to edit something at least once every month, but not exceeding twenty individual edits within two weeks. He must do this in order to prevent opening the Wikia version of the CPFW for adoption, and to maintain it as a gigantic redirect.

The Minion is required to redirect all traffic to the new CPFW location, and shall never urge others to build a new community on the Wikia database.

The Minion is required to obey all rules and bans specified in Article Three of this Contract, or he will be subject to the punishments outlined within. Failure to obey this Article will result in a lesser punishment chosen by the Committee or by TurtleShroom.

The Minion is required to obey all orders set out by the governance of the Committee and of TurtleShroom, when these orders pertain to the CPFW.

The Minion may never use any account outside of "Quiztron" to excercise his abilities as Minion. He may not claim the rights and rewards excercised in Article Four under any username except "Quiztron", and no other account claiming to be the Minion may receive the rights of the Minion, even if there is reasonable proof that the sockpuppet is the Minion.

ARTICLE THREE: PROHIBITIONS UPON THE MINION
The Minion may block and unblock all new users and IP addresses trying to edit here at whim and as his pleasure dictates, provided that he, in the block message and sumamry, tell them to edit on the real site if they want to participate.

The Minion is not the owner of the Wikia district, just the overseer, the redirecter, a part in the overall plan. He may not build any form of community or write any story, character, quest, mission, politics, adventure, item, artifact, article, or anything even remotely pertaining to the CPFW at any time for any reason. He is never to encourage users to stay on Wikia's CPFW, and should never be permitted to create new content on the Wikia CPFW.
 * He is strongly encouraged to write and contribute to the new CPFW location.

The Minion shall be prohibited to whine for more power or for more control than outlined herein.

The Minion shall be prohibited from excercising or searching for loopholes in the Contract, and shall interpret the Contract in both letter and spirit. He shall not take the contract so literally as to exploit flaws or loopholes to gain non-granted power.

The Contract, Committee, TurtleShroom, and new CPFW reserve the right to be unfair.

Failure to obey results in the enactment of Article Five's punishments.

ARTICLE FOUR: REWARDS AND RIGHTS FOR THE MINION
In exchange for this valuable service, provided the requirements and mandates are executed faithfully, the Minion will be rewarded on the new, post-tern CPFW location.


 * Without regards to merit, the Minion is to be promoted to the new equivalent of Rollback, or a position created there deemed appropriate. All other higher positions must be earned as would any other user. The Minion may not be demoted unless he violates the terms in this Contract, or if he breaks the rules of the new CPFW post-tern seven times.


 * The Minion may not be punished on the new CPFW for actions performed on the Wikia district, unless he swears.


 * The Minion, provided he obeys all rules in this Contract and in the new CPFW, shall be exempt from the Island Doctrines as outlined, and shall be permitted to rule a small country on this exemption, and shall be permitted to act as such. The Minion should excersise caution not to abuse this right and to balence his reign to prevent from becoming Mary Sue, as governed by any Sue codes on the new CPFW, post-tern.


 * The Minion shall not be blocked on the new CPFW post-tern if he violates his contract on CPFW Wikia.


 * The Minion's activities on the new, post-tern CPFW, and on the old Wikia CPFW are to be deemed seperate. Breaking one does not punish the Minion on the other.


 * The Minion shall have a special reward, image, coding feature, or other item proclaiming him as the Minion on the nw CPFW, within reason and at the acceptance of either the Committee or a host programmer, such as ZapWire or Seahorseruler.

Failure to obey this Contract shall enact the punishments of Article Five.

ARTICLE FIVE: PUNISHMENT CLAUSE
Should the Minion violate this Contract, the following punishments, unless otherwise stated, shall be enacted.


 * The Minion is to lose the first and sixth Rights immediately. All other rights are to be deemed void, and any depictions of the third right shall be grandfathered, while all new and subsequent attempts to excecise the third right shall be prohibited.


 * The Minion shall, on the new CPFW, be made nothing more than a normal user. The Minion is to immediately lose all symbols, titles, and special notifications of him as the Minion and shall be demoted from Rollback and any position garnered after.
 * The Minion is not to be blocked on the new CPFW for contract violation alone.


 * The Minion shall be demoted on the Wikia CPFW and neutralized on the same, and a bot is to be placed in his name to continue the anti-adoption trends.


 * The Minion shall cease being the Minion and may no longer call himself such, be it in signatures, content, or anything else on the new CPFW.

This Contract shall become void after the enactment of Article Five. This Contract is also voided if the Minion loses the password to the user Quiztron. The Minion may also opt-out and terminate the Contract at any time, but the Committee and others may not, unless persuant to the enactment of this article as specified elsewhere.

CONCLUSION
The position of Minion bestowed upon Quiztron is a high honor and one that garners responsibility. Quiztron is expected to be an obediant and proper Minion, abiding at all times by this Contract, and is to be a good role model and also obey the new, post-tern CPFW's laws.

Quiztron's desperate please have been answered and Quiztron may not ask for any more power than bestowed here.

This Contract may be amended on the new CPFW by the processes legalized there.

This contract is binding for as long as any version of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, excluding dedicated archive sites and Wikia, still stands, until the death of TurtleShroom, or until the return of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. This Contract is irrevocable by anyone unless the Minion fails to obey it, or under other extraordinary and extreme circumstances.

SO BE IT,

-- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Take a cookie. Go ahead; they're not poison.      †        †       Wikia Staff, you brood of vipers, you hypocrites!     –    –     21:44, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

-TURTLESHROOM  -~

-QUIZTRON  

Contract ©2010 TurtleShroom Productions™. Licensed according to Wikia dictates. Not to be distributed for profit or in vilation of applicable licensing laws. Contract is binding.


 * There you go! -- † TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :)  Take a cookie. Go ahead; they're not poison. <span title="Charles Kenneth Jones, 1935-2010">      †        †       Wikia Staff, you brood of vipers, you hypocrites!  <span style="color: white !important;"><span title="AH HEH HEH HEH HEH! IT'S PROFESSOR LIEBSTROM!!">   –    –     21:44, October 6, 2010 (UTC)