Talk:Swiss Ninja Hochstadt

Speedasher
No offense, but why is your character good at basicly everything. It's abit mary-suish. -- Speed dasher

Thanks for commenting Speedasher
Thanks for commenting. that is one good question. You see, Swiss Ninja is one of those penguins that do everything perfect. some penguins do everything wrong, some do things at about even. However, Swiss Ninja isnt good at Everything! Swiss Ninja personally flunks at high jump. I haven't put any of his weaknessess on the page yet, but some stuff is truely true. If you still want more things Swiss Ninja isn't good at, here they are: -oh please don't comment about them.

Swiss Ninja isn't good at:


 * High Jump


 * Rapping


 * Football (Not Soccer)


 * Baseball - (Swiss Ninja prefers Soccer or Tennis instead)


 * thinking of things that he has to put on a list

Um, no offense but, WHAT? You just said Swiss Ninja is one of those penguins that do everything perfect, and then you said he's not good at everything? Also not being able to rap, and not being good at some sports isn't much of a weakness. What I mean by weakness is something that will actually give him a disadvantage in a battle. For instance my character Speeddasher is imortal, but only in the way that he dosen't age. He can be killed and damaged in a fight. I'm not trying to offend you, but please be more specific, and if you can give your character some actual weaknesses. -- Speed dasher

Battle Weaknesses
ok Battle weaknesses are:


 * Swiss Ninja can get mad easily

What am I doing?
Huh? hold on! Battle weaknessess? I think you are mistaken. Lord Swiss Ninja is a political leader! He is too busy for this stuff unless if it involves any of the United Cities of Swiss Ninja or if the state or country is going to war!Swiss Ninja avoids wars as much as possible!!!! This prevents making ENEMIES! He is just a military leader but never really fights unless if he has to!

Yo.
I was here! --Jsudsu9988 (jsucooldude1) 23:18, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

RE: Sainthood
Lord Swiss Ninja:


 * Alas, I will have to deny your application. I've seen you vent anger to others in ways that aren't really appropriate, particularly when the creature you are angry at is not within hearing range.


 * Indeed, I also find it a bit annoying on how you claim to be so compleo, how nothing can phase you, how you lack infirmitas, and other things of that unfortunate nature. My friend, even the greatest creatures have flaws, imperfections, things that make us trip and stumble on our path to success. Why, I myself can't think rationally without my precious Zucchetto. Should my hat ever get stolen, I lose my logic, going into a mad rage until I find who stole it.


 * No creature can be perfect, sir! It is this glorification of oneself, a near self-cultus, that will lead to your downfall. Lord Swiss Ninja, though you may be prosperous now, your superbiae will be your downfall. An ego is a dangerous thing, and unlike the sweet puffle no one loves, your ego is of oneself.


 * Lastly, I fail to see what you have done for nerds. Though you have helped many a penguin, have you ever helped a nerd in specific? Saint Joeyaa helped many who were not nerds, but also helped nerds as well. Also, he does not have such a massive arrogance of oneself.


 * Nonetheless, I hope that you heed my words about ego, and may your cities and nations prosper. Lord Swiss Ninja, I hope you listen to what I have told you.


 * Locus sigilli,