Cheddar Ninja

Cheddar Ninja is a total n00b, egomaniac brother of Swiss Ninja. He was hatched from his shell on July 9, 2009. His Father is Red River 2. His Grandfather was Yilk.

Background
On the first day of his life, he was sent to the Dojo to train to become a ninja. He failed epicly to become a ninja. Luckilly, Sensi took pity on him and allowed him to win. After he became a Ninja, he tried to join the PSA but was rejected. Annoyed by his brother's sucess, he tried to found lots of car companies.

Zürich
Swiss Ninja is known in Zürich as the City Idiot and in honor of him, they made a statue of him in the City Square. Well, it's actually a statue of Swiss Ninja, but he doesn't know that.

Accomplishments
Uhhh... none.

His Military
His Military consists of his imaginary friend, Pickles, and a amall pebble. However, no description can match his own:

Ego!
Regardless of all of his accomplishments, Swiss Ninja is most known by the public because of his Ego.

Cheddar Ninja, though he actually has no accomplishments, let them go to his head. Characters have mockingly referred to him as "perfect" for years, though he's never done anything to denounce it.

He's a frequent boaster of all of his mighty accomplishments, reminding everyone how he once beat sensi in Card-Jitsu(no-one had the heart to tell him thatSensi goes VERYEASY on students), how he built at least FIVE car companies (he always leaves out the total bankruptcy, however), and how he owns a HUGE IGLOO (smaller than yours)!

Because of characters mocking him, he usually threatens them in some way with his soldiers, although Maggiore's military has not been sent out to dispatch any mockers as of now.

Car Catastrophe
Cheddar Ninja used to manage every automobile company in existence, a total monopoly. AMW, Coldillac, Fjord, Puffle Car, and Snow Wagon were under his flipper.

Unfortunately, in his ego, Cheddar Ninja disregarded the mounting debt of his auto companies. They were doing nothing but make cars, and that is a very good thing, but there is a business side to everything, and SN just wasn't cut for it. Several members of the South Pole Council had it out for the Grand Master. When Barrick Abanana, Minister of Treasuery, suggested a bailout, they jumped on this oppurtunity, stripping him of his ownership.

Heaps of government money flooded in, exchaning stock in the process. YOWSER logged Cheddar Motors (CM), as they were collectively addresed, realizing the government had seized the entire company. 70% had been bought!!

Barrick Abanana suggested that the SPC not go crazy with car spending and transactions, and appointed a formidable penguin named MobileShroom as Car Czar. MS' powers are great and vast, much to Swiss Ninja's disdain.

Cheddar Ninja, on that day, added both a new weakness and a new enemy to his lists.

Good news, though: the companies are doing far better now.

Cheddar Ninja's Puffles
Cheddar Ninja has no puffles.

Trivia

 * Swiss Ninja thinks he should be in charge of all cars successor.


 * Cheddar Ninja's worst enemy is Swiss Ninja.
 * His other worst enemy is Mabel, which is odd, considering their egos rival each other.
 * His otherm other worst enemy is MobileShroom.
 * His other other other worst enemy is Barrick Ababana.


 * He is very bad at Origami (The Art of paper folding).


 * He is very bad at rapping.


 * He is bad at long jump.


 * He has a secret crush on Maddieworld. This is another reason he hates his brother.

Weaknesses (seriously!)

 * Swiss hates Raw Garlic.


 * Being slapped with any kind of cheese.


 * Swiss couldn't run a business to save his life.


 * Swiss Ninja has an infamous ego, this alone could destroy him.


 * Swiss Ninja can't rap.


 * He can't dance.


 * Swiss Ninja collects 'mirrors' (idealised portraits of himself). That's not really a weakness, but it's fun to mention.

Quotes

 * Where is my pie?


 * Mi casa es su casa! (My House is your house.) - He actually means his castle...


 * (Angry) 我很生氣的你！你為什麼這樣做！ Grrrr!


 * (to his students)

Cheddar Ninja: Welcome to my class...

Student: Where is the new Sensi?

Cheddar Ninja: Huh?

Student: You aren't the penguin that's gonna be the new Sensi!

Swiss Ninja: Are you talking about Swiss Ninja? My name is Cheddar Ninja.

Student: Uh oh, I must have signed in the wrong class... (Walks out the door) Cheddar Ninja: (Chasing after the student) Wait!! I am So much cooler than him!! Why are you leaving?!!!Come back!!!!