MAH BOI: The Movie

MAH BOI: The Movie is a 3-hour randomly insane parody epic saga movie that premiered on April 1st 2010. The film tries to make humor out of everything weird that happens in Antarctica.

The event
The film stars Link, a goofy character who laughs instensely and yells "MAH BOI" everywhere. He then claims he's evil but he doesn't know why and that he's on a TV show (though no one believes him). He runs and eventually breaks the telescope of Dancing Penguin, leaving him crying. The focus quickly turns to DP, who gets consoled by Cadence. He then gets tired and wonders why bad things always happen to him when Ford Car randomly appears and suggest that maybe he just thinks he's unlucky because he's so pessimistic. Before DP can respond and cry some more, FC somehow disapears and nobody cares.

3,5 months later, DP starts missing his brother and makes a contest for people to submit ideas to bring him back. Gary wants to make an invention that will be completed in the next 29 years (but it will probably take more time). Aunt Arctic wants to make an article about it. Rory wants to drill into the ground until he find him. Sensei wants to attract him using the art of kung-fu. Rockhopper wants to sail into the sea to see if FC is somewhere in there and Herbert wants to destroy Club Penguin to see if that helps. Cadence advises DP to go with Herbert's idea but he decides to use Rockhopper's.

The next day, everyone on CP board the Migrator, even the Director who comes late and starts acting all weird (probably from drinking so many Cream Soda) and goes "Hey yall, I'm like the most mysterious person on the island yall".

Herbert then shows up with his pet crab and politely asks if if can enter the ship. Gary declines, saying only penguins, puffles, jellyfish, shellfish, vampuffles, seaweeds princesses (no knights!), giant clams who are all "Puff Daddy", non-evil crabs and some types of sharks. Herbert leaves angrily and says that he's gonna do nasty things to the island since he's all alone now that everyone is on the ship. Gary understands and he decides to make a vote to choose a group of people who stays to guard the island. Surprisingly, all those people turn out to be Rookie, who was actually working for the polar bear and the crab who is a really nice guy and we have nothing else to declare without my laywer.

On the ship, Dancing Penguin and Mah Boi have a discussion for 36 minutes over who saw that lollipop first. Gary and Aunt Arctic are about to declare that they're dating when Ford Car suddenly appears and everyone is surprised. Since their mission is done, they decide to turn back to CP Isle but not without realizing they had shipwrecked on a deserted island 3 hours before.

The island happens to be habitated by walruses.

TO BE CONTINUED