User blog comment:Rocket Slug/Holiday cards, anyone?/@comment-1653971-20091213191614

lol i like torture

p.s. pufflezzz, listen to this joke from sponge bob.

SpongeBob: Texas? What's a Texas?

Sandy: It's my home. And I'm leavin' Bikini Bottom. (gets on bus and bus drives away)

Patrick: What's so great about dumb old Texas?

(bus drives back quickly and Sandy gets off)

Sandy: What did ya just say?!?

Patrick: Texas is dumb.

Sandy: You ain't gonna say a THING about Texas.

SpongeBob: So... we can't say anything about.... (pulls up pants and crosses eyes) TEEEEEEEEEXAAAAAAAAS!

Sandy: Ya'll better stop that! (starts running)

(SpongeBob and Patrick are running too)

Patrick: (laughing) Can we say PLANTS from Texas are dumb? (laughs maniacally) Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?

Sandy: Ya'll better stop!

(later, in the Krusty Krab)

Bikini Bottomites: HAPPY TEXAS!

(later, still same location)

Patrick: Yah, who cares about dumb ol' Texas!

Sandy: What did ya just say?!?

Patrick: (nervously) Should I start running?

(episode ends)