Busted!

"The Evidence, Trial and Conviction of the Underground PWN Mafia", also refrenced to as "Busted" by Noobs, is the collective title for the efforts and eventual success of Professor Shroomsky and the Antarctic Investigation Authority he founded. A major factor in the convictions was the GCPA (Grouped  Criminal PWNage A'''ct) law that passed through the council.

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"NO! THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!"

Tails6000 slammed his flipper on the SPC desk.

"I'm afraid so. I truly believe it is." Turtleheimer sighed.

"BUGZY IN A CRIME RING? That's impossible! Everyone knows he generates his funding from that casino behind our capital!"

Tails6000 stood up in a huff, stepping down from his desk and tripping all over his judicial robes. Mayor McFlapp laughed.

Carl Arnott interjected.

"Arr, ye can't believe it 'cause ye are a Bugzy fan."

The other members nodded.

"Vell? Vhy did vou bring it up, vurtle? Vhat's zee point?" Bolsheevic Penguinsky questioned.

"Well, Professor Shroomsky is VERY afraid of organized crime, such as STINC and the rumored Mafia, and he wants to bring a stop to it. I talked to the residents of Turtle Atoll, and they agreed because they didn't want crime there."

"Well," Governor Question Mark interrupeted, "it's technically impossible to nail a crime leader because they order their minions to do the dirty work while they get rich."

"He's right." Bezul Mostafique agreed.

"That's what I was getting at. Unlike some of the delegates here, I'm a professional lawyer. I drafted a bill last night that should answer it all."

Melvin ducked into his shell and came out with a piece of paper, which he hed in his mouth to show the others.

"Hey, doesn't that hurt?" the image of Shadow asked from his television screen broadcast.

"No, I'm a tortoise. I have a bit of room... anyway, I call this the Criminal PWNage Act, or CPA for short. Now, like any criminal or group, the rumored Bugzy Mafia probably does its share of racketeering, and-"

Penghis Khan raised his flipper.

"Yes, your Imperial PWNsomeness?"

"Penghis Khan does not udnerstand what tennis has to do with this."

Fred laughed.

"No, Penghis, it's racketeering, like when a crime guy demands money from something to protect that something from their own attacks."

"Protection money, as you youth call it." Will Whitefoot added.

"Exactly! Now, the PSA usually attacks criminals as individuals, but they have never tried to get the WHOLE GROUP convicted at once! If we can gather enough evidence to prove a mafia exists, AND to prove that their leaders administer these evil deeds, we can PWN them."

"How?" Explorer asked.

"By actually recording them saying it, with things such as wiretapping and stalking and such. Professor Shroomsky wants to create a new PSA branch to do so. He also wants to lead it."

"Well, Tuh-tuh-heimuh, that's a mighty good idea. I've wunted to see some cruminals get caught. What do tha rest of ya think?"

Most of the delegates agreed.

"Then it's settuled!" Judge Xavier slammed his gavel. "Jonesworth will now explain the court minutes."

Everyone tried to respect the Judge's quirks (and not laugh) as they quietly looked at the doll-sized chair sitting on Xavier's desk.

"Okay. Jonesworth's done. Case dismissud!" Judge Xavier again slammed his gavel.

As the delegates filed out, no one noticed a shadowy figure watching outside.

"Boss, you won't believe what that turtle done."

"Surprise me." the voice at the other end responded.

"He passed a law that could nail us all."

Silence.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Result
You'll have to wait ntil the story's over to find out!