User blog comment:Swiss Ninja/TORNADO/@comment-113335-20100120193120

Storm tips"


 * If you do not have a basement or storm shelter, go to the lowest floor of your house and hide in its innermost room.
 * If it's a bedroom, dive under the bed or use the mattress to shield yourself.
 * If you have a closet that's not attached to an external wall of your house, run in there, shut the door, and crouch down with your hands above your neck, or, better yet, cover yourself with something like a heavy blanket/comforterm, while in the closet.
 * If it's a bathroom, stay away from the toilet. Flying porcelin is lethal, along with most everything else.


 * Never use corded telephones in a storm. Use cell phones or wireless systems instead. Use computers ONLY if you have a power strip or some form of surge protector.


 * DO NOT BATHE. I mean it, never bathe in a storm.


 * DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.

I wish you luck. -- † This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) TurtleShroom Productions: Patent Pending. † 19:31, January 20, 2010 (UTC)  