User blog comment:TurtleShroom/OPERATION: UNOWN RUINS RECOVERY PLANS/@comment-811766-20100414143525

Ben, as much as I want to impersonate your rants above, my phone does not have a CAPS LOCK feature, meaning that I must hold down the key to do it. My thumbs can't take it.

Your enraged rant exposes both your Noobishness and your failure to hear the Unown out.

They aren't REPLACING the Trainers. Like the Unown wrote (and see the title), they're not here to mess up the articles (WITHOUT ROYALLY USURPING).

Gold will still be that lovable jerk, E-114 will still be on his quest to thwart Team Spaceship, and there will still be those Mountains, Gym Leader parodies, and Nightlife City.

Also, did I say they were actual Ninjas? NO!

Just like a RL college professor needs a teaching degree before specializing as a professor, so too must a PKMN-Jitsu player pass traditional Card-Jitsu to prove their worth.

After that, they can be normal Ninjas, or they can begin their epic journey acroos Antarctica to master the more complex PKMN-Jitsu, which is like Card-Jitsu, but longer, with more elements, and dedicated circuits (AKA multiple Dojos across the continent).

Everyone is given the option, few take it.

Most are content with Fire-Jitsu, but PKMN-Jitsu is rapidly increasing. Remember that Card-Jitsu cards create stuff to attack with. Level 1-9 cards materialize hot sauce, water balloons, and snowballs. Above a 10, ritzy animations and actual attacks follow.

PKMN-Jitsu always has animations, and the types of cards are far beyond normal Fire, Water, and Ice. However, NO CREATURES.

An Electric-element card could be a DJ3K console. A Ghost-element card could be Paul Pengu (from my videos) or Captain Str00del (or a feasible Str00del-type). A Steel-type could be a building, a Flying-type Mayor McFlapp.

The Unown will not screw up PKMN-Jitsu characters and places, only the battling and motives will be edited.

--TurtleShroom on the road! Beep beep beep beep yeah! :)   Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!!!!!!!!!! 14:35, April 14, 2010 (UTC)